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#79 - Just gotta take it out to the side, if you're using shorts, an… 12/29/2012 on When the computer freezes... 0
#120 - I wear non! I am free!!!!!! 12/27/2012 on Finish Him ! +1
#118 - But I like my socks...I cant give them to other people!!!! A…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2012 on Finish Him ! 0
User avatar #119 - commontroll (12/27/2012) [-]
Alright, but if you keep the socks, you gotta give up the underwear.
User avatar #120 - zoidz (12/27/2012) [-]
I wear non! I am free!!!!!!
#112 - But I have no wallet!! Its in my socks!  [+] (4 new replies) 12/27/2012 on Finish Him ! 0
User avatar #113 - commontroll (12/27/2012) [-]
SHHEEEEEEIT man. Just give him yo kicks, and yo socks, and all yo clothes. Bitch, go the extra mile, let him have his way, and take you down the milky booty hall! Anything to keep him from blowin' yo ass up, literally and non-sexually!
User avatar #118 - zoidz (12/27/2012) [-]
But I like my socks...I cant give them to other people!!!! Are you mad!?
User avatar #119 - commontroll (12/27/2012) [-]
Alright, but if you keep the socks, you gotta give up the underwear.
User avatar #120 - zoidz (12/27/2012) [-]
I wear non! I am free!!!!!!
#110 - What if they have a bazooka or a SMG?  [+] (6 new replies) 12/27/2012 on Finish Him ! 0
User avatar #111 - commontroll (12/27/2012) [-]
Nigga, if they got a bazooka, just give them the damn wallet.
User avatar #112 - zoidz (12/27/2012) [-]
But I have no wallet!! Its in my socks!
User avatar #113 - commontroll (12/27/2012) [-]
SHHEEEEEEIT man. Just give him yo kicks, and yo socks, and all yo clothes. Bitch, go the extra mile, let him have his way, and take you down the milky booty hall! Anything to keep him from blowin' yo ass up, literally and non-sexually!
User avatar #118 - zoidz (12/27/2012) [-]
But I like my socks...I cant give them to other people!!!! Are you mad!?
User avatar #119 - commontroll (12/27/2012) [-]
Alright, but if you keep the socks, you gotta give up the underwear.
User avatar #120 - zoidz (12/27/2012) [-]
I wear non! I am free!!!!!!
#29 - This chair is better tho... 12/27/2012 on How to sit... 0
#108 - Krav Maga looks interesting, a bit...'suicidal' if you're goin…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/27/2012 on Finish Him ! 0
User avatar #109 - commontroll (12/27/2012) [-]
Well, if they keep their distance, you get behind cover. The way most gun crimes go, they pull out a gun about 20 or so feet from you, thinking that a bullet stops you that fast. A decent distance for avoiding being attacked when you have the gun is about 50 feet or so I'd say. Any less and if the person has a knife, suddenly your gut has one too.

Anyway, odds are that if there's 50 feet between you and a person with a handgun, they'll miss a couple times, and if they do hit, then it should take more than a couple rounds to kill you. The body is tougher than we think. Anyway, you get to cover, throw anything you can, bricks, rocks, etc. and wait for them to either run away or come after you to finish the job, and then they'll be within range for you to rush in and stab or beat the assailant down.
User avatar #110 - zoidz (12/27/2012) [-]
What if they have a bazooka or a SMG?
User avatar #111 - commontroll (12/27/2012) [-]
Nigga, if they got a bazooka, just give them the damn wallet.
User avatar #112 - zoidz (12/27/2012) [-]
But I have no wallet!! Its in my socks!
User avatar #113 - commontroll (12/27/2012) [-]
SHHEEEEEEIT man. Just give him yo kicks, and yo socks, and all yo clothes. Bitch, go the extra mile, let him have his way, and take you down the milky booty hall! Anything to keep him from blowin' yo ass up, literally and non-sexually!
User avatar #118 - zoidz (12/27/2012) [-]
But I like my socks...I cant give them to other people!!!! Are you mad!?
User avatar #119 - commontroll (12/27/2012) [-]
Alright, but if you keep the socks, you gotta give up the underwear.
User avatar #120 - zoidz (12/27/2012) [-]
I wear non! I am free!!!!!!
#106 - I see, and totally agree, friend keeps telling me the stories.…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/27/2012 on Finish Him ! 0
User avatar #107 - commontroll (12/27/2012) [-]
Lucky. Yeah, Muay Thai is definitely on my to do list for studying, along with Krav Maga (although, that's more of just "be aware and beat the shit out of them and don't let them use their weapons. Aim to kill," style.) and a couple others.
User avatar #108 - zoidz (12/27/2012) [-]
Krav Maga looks interesting, a bit...'suicidal' if you're going up against someone thats used to guns and knows that you should keep distance tho. And thank you for the recommendations!
User avatar #109 - commontroll (12/27/2012) [-]
Well, if they keep their distance, you get behind cover. The way most gun crimes go, they pull out a gun about 20 or so feet from you, thinking that a bullet stops you that fast. A decent distance for avoiding being attacked when you have the gun is about 50 feet or so I'd say. Any less and if the person has a knife, suddenly your gut has one too.

Anyway, odds are that if there's 50 feet between you and a person with a handgun, they'll miss a couple times, and if they do hit, then it should take more than a couple rounds to kill you. The body is tougher than we think. Anyway, you get to cover, throw anything you can, bricks, rocks, etc. and wait for them to either run away or come after you to finish the job, and then they'll be within range for you to rush in and stab or beat the assailant down.
User avatar #110 - zoidz (12/27/2012) [-]
What if they have a bazooka or a SMG?
User avatar #111 - commontroll (12/27/2012) [-]
Nigga, if they got a bazooka, just give them the damn wallet.
User avatar #112 - zoidz (12/27/2012) [-]
But I have no wallet!! Its in my socks!
User avatar #113 - commontroll (12/27/2012) [-]
SHHEEEEEEIT man. Just give him yo kicks, and yo socks, and all yo clothes. Bitch, go the extra mile, let him have his way, and take you down the milky booty hall! Anything to keep him from blowin' yo ass up, literally and non-sexually!
User avatar #118 - zoidz (12/27/2012) [-]
But I like my socks...I cant give them to other people!!!! Are you mad!?
User avatar #119 - commontroll (12/27/2012) [-]
Alright, but if you keep the socks, you gotta give up the underwear.
User avatar #120 - zoidz (12/27/2012) [-]
I wear non! I am free!!!!!!
#118 - Someone on /b/ had posted a google search 'link' it was someth… 12/27/2012 on YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH 0
#99 - Do you have a recommendation? I've been looking into Tae Kwon …  [+] (12 new replies) 12/26/2012 on Finish Him ! 0
User avatar #105 - commontroll (12/27/2012) [-]
Oh man, I suggest Muay Thai. I know what you mean though about less grabby stuff. Brazilian Jujitsu certainly feels really gay. But Muay Thai is my suggestion. Quick, brutal, efficient. Tae Kwon Do in most places is reduced to a sport. It used to be incredibly lethal, now most places never teach you anything beyond sport useful things, and if they do, it's only past black belt.
User avatar #106 - zoidz (12/27/2012) [-]
I see, and totally agree, friend keeps telling me the stories...taking out that almost all of the 'grabs/holds' the other person keeps feeling your crotch.... And thanks, I'll look into that, and I hardly see any Tae Kwon Do places around here, tho a lot of Muay Thai.
User avatar #107 - commontroll (12/27/2012) [-]
Lucky. Yeah, Muay Thai is definitely on my to do list for studying, along with Krav Maga (although, that's more of just "be aware and beat the shit out of them and don't let them use their weapons. Aim to kill," style.) and a couple others.
User avatar #108 - zoidz (12/27/2012) [-]
Krav Maga looks interesting, a bit...'suicidal' if you're going up against someone thats used to guns and knows that you should keep distance tho. And thank you for the recommendations!
User avatar #109 - commontroll (12/27/2012) [-]
Well, if they keep their distance, you get behind cover. The way most gun crimes go, they pull out a gun about 20 or so feet from you, thinking that a bullet stops you that fast. A decent distance for avoiding being attacked when you have the gun is about 50 feet or so I'd say. Any less and if the person has a knife, suddenly your gut has one too.

Anyway, odds are that if there's 50 feet between you and a person with a handgun, they'll miss a couple times, and if they do hit, then it should take more than a couple rounds to kill you. The body is tougher than we think. Anyway, you get to cover, throw anything you can, bricks, rocks, etc. and wait for them to either run away or come after you to finish the job, and then they'll be within range for you to rush in and stab or beat the assailant down.
User avatar #110 - zoidz (12/27/2012) [-]
What if they have a bazooka or a SMG?
User avatar #111 - commontroll (12/27/2012) [-]
Nigga, if they got a bazooka, just give them the damn wallet.
User avatar #112 - zoidz (12/27/2012) [-]
But I have no wallet!! Its in my socks!
User avatar #113 - commontroll (12/27/2012) [-]
SHHEEEEEEIT man. Just give him yo kicks, and yo socks, and all yo clothes. Bitch, go the extra mile, let him have his way, and take you down the milky booty hall! Anything to keep him from blowin' yo ass up, literally and non-sexually!
User avatar #118 - zoidz (12/27/2012) [-]
But I like my socks...I cant give them to other people!!!! Are you mad!?
User avatar #119 - commontroll (12/27/2012) [-]
Alright, but if you keep the socks, you gotta give up the underwear.
User avatar #120 - zoidz (12/27/2012) [-]
I wear non! I am free!!!!!!
#118 - Well you have to learn...THE ART of pure romance...  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2012 on well,.,., 0
#121 - gengetsu (12/26/2012) [-]
Maybe another day.
#62 - Do you know how to do the approach before kissing tho?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/26/2012 on well,.,., +4
#67 - futuregohan (12/26/2012) [-]
Maybe....nope..nevermind.
#63 - gengetsu (12/26/2012) [-]
...Now I'm not even sure anymore with that .gif.
#118 - zoidz (12/26/2012) [-]
Well you have to learn...THE ART of pure romance...
#121 - gengetsu (12/26/2012) [-]
Maybe another day.
#124 - Is it the one that the kid actually had a hermaphrodite plant … 12/26/2012 on wat 0
#162 - I see, I was seeing my friend play FO3 and saw that aiming 'pr…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2012 on YOU MONSTER 0
User avatar #178 - savstad (12/25/2012) [-]
If you only have time for one I would recomend NV if you just want a great game to play. There are a few references to previous games you won't get, but you won't miss anything major.

In other words: Take the time to play both, FO3 first. But if you have to chose one, go for NV.
#1220 - Alas! My good 'friend', we do not talk a lot, or almost at all… 12/25/2012 on AlcoholicGoth's profile 0
#115 - Wait, you said 'left' two times, was that intentional?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2012 on long hair +6
#171 - gunslayer (12/25/2012) [-]
I am not a clever man. No, it wasn't intentional at all.
#76 - So, I was wondering on trying out either Fallout 3 or New Vega…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/24/2012 on YOU MONSTER +1
User avatar #130 - teufelshunde (12/25/2012) [-]
They're different. F3 is post-apocalyptia, everything is fucked up and people are just trying to survive. NV is post-post-apocalyptia, where society is starting to be rebuilt, and there's actual civilization. Fallout 3 is much more gritty in my opinion, while New Vegas is more light. NV has more options such as gambling and modding (disregard the modifications part if you're playing it on PC)
User avatar #125 - cactussman (12/25/2012) [-]
why not both, 3 then vegas
im gonna do the same,for the third time
#111 - N. Korean citizen (12/25/2012) [-]
Major differences are: greenish brown vs yellowish brown, NV has some new features (guns/ clothes don´t lose performance right away, proper iron sights, companion commands, weapons mods, more crafting etc), NV story generally has more options. Objectively speaking, the mechanics and gameplay of NV are better.

I think I prefer Fallout 3 because exploration was more fun IMO. In NV basically everything that isn´t a hub location is just desert, 3 has some buildings here and there (D.C. and the subway network were really cool).
User avatar #80 - savstad (12/24/2012) [-]
Most would probably recomend 3, but presonaly I find New Vegas more fun. Might be the fact that it's more out in the open, and I like that. But the games are more or less the same, exept the location and story.

Also aming is a bit different. In NV you have the option to aim down the sight of the gun, while in Fallout 3 you have it locked at "just zooming in". There are a few other things that are better in either of the games, but you will have to see for yourself.
User avatar #162 - zoidz (12/25/2012) [-]
I see, I was seeing my friend play FO3 and saw that aiming 'problem'. And when I played NV I thought that the weapons were very weak in some way, they felt like I was carrying a bazooka but was shooting with a pea gun. I was wondering on FO3 and NV because I never played FO3, just saw a friend play it.

So exploration wise and fun which would be a good choice? (dont have much time to play both)
User avatar #178 - savstad (12/25/2012) [-]
If you only have time for one I would recomend NV if you just want a great game to play. There are a few references to previous games you won't get, but you won't miss anything major.

In other words: Take the time to play both, FO3 first. But if you have to chose one, go for NV.
#270 - Either google for a solution, try to do a system restore, run … 12/24/2012 on The Answer 0
#1215 - No problem! And gonna check if they released a 3rd chapter. Ch… 12/23/2012 on AlcoholicGoth's profile 0
#1213 - I FINALLY found the doujin I was talking about with the chapte… 12/23/2012 on AlcoholicGoth's profile 0
#1 - Wrong section. 12/23/2012 on NSFW You had one job +1
#137 - Cant you cancel your credit card (for a day so it doesnt charg… 12/23/2012 on steam sales 0
#4 - Quick, switch to NSFW!!! 12/18/2012 on Too much temptation 0
#18 - The one on the gif is with a mod. But man...Gotta love the Mak… 12/16/2012 on The Mystery of OmniGel +1
#54 - Read every doujin possible of the anime just so that I could h… 12/16/2012 on Man will know that feeling +2
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User avatar #34 - theflamingfire (03/26/2013) [-]
You don't know what i'm liking now and is my new god
User avatar #35 to #34 - zoidz ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Are you sure...? How was that glass of water that you drank...Didnt it just TASTE good?
User avatar #36 to #35 - theflamingfire (03/27/2013) [-]
What glass?
User avatar #37 to #36 - zoidz ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Yes...what glass. TASTEd good didnt it?
User avatar #38 to #37 - theflamingfire (03/27/2013) [-]
I didn't drink anything
User avatar #39 to #38 - zoidz ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Mhm...like the people say that they never ate an insect in their life...Pretty awesome what happens when someone sleeps.
User avatar #40 to #39 - theflamingfire (03/27/2013) [-]
What did i do?
User avatar #41 to #40 - zoidz ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
You didnt do anything...per say. Its just you didnt see what happened. Well have a nice day.
User avatar #43 to #41 - theflamingfire (03/27/2013) [-]
What did you put in my chicken?!
User avatar #44 to #43 - zoidz ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Im sorry, I have to go now, other matters to attend. Just remember that TASTE of water...its good isnt it?
User avatar #32 - theflamingfire (03/15/2013) [-]
Im still here living in ohio
User avatar #33 to #32 - zoidz ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
We know.
User avatar #14 - theflamingfire (02/24/2013) [-]
You're the one that faved my content........ mixing drinks
User avatar #15 to #14 - zoidz ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
Yes, what of it, if I may ask.
User avatar #16 to #15 - theflamingfire (02/24/2013) [-]
I never really see any proof that anyone favs my stuff
User avatar #17 to #16 - zoidz ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
This is all a game 'flamingfire'....we're on to you...we know what your up to. Don't think you're safe.
User avatar #18 to #17 - theflamingfire (02/24/2013) [-]
I been set up?! Who hired you............
User avatar #19 to #18 - zoidz ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
You have never heard of us, but we know everything about you....you can't run and you can't hide....the Rabbit is coming after you.
User avatar #20 to #19 - theflamingfire (02/25/2013) [-]
Who is the rabbit
User avatar #21 to #20 - zoidz ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
You'll never know....he could be your dad....she could be your mom, he could be your brother, or she could be your sister...he could be your aunt and she could be your uncle, maybe its that girl scout that sells you cookies...Or maybe its just you. Who knows.
User avatar #22 to #21 - theflamingfire (02/25/2013) [-]
Then you know my weakness?
User avatar #23 to #22 - zoidz ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
We know everything about you 'flamingfire'....avoid the blue truck.
User avatar #24 to #23 - theflamingfire (02/25/2013) [-]
Tell me how long was i hunted for?
User avatar #25 to #24 - zoidz ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
You have been hunted for over 80 years...since your grandparents. We have you...do not try to run.
User avatar #26 to #25 - theflamingfire (02/25/2013) [-]
You dont know where i am now I'm wearing the magic cheese hat
User avatar #27 to #26 - zoidz ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
Oh we know everything...the rabbit sees you.
User avatar #28 to #27 - theflamingfire (02/25/2013) [-]
If you know so much why not move in?
User avatar #29 to #28 - zoidz ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
We're already in.
User avatar #30 to #29 - theflamingfire (02/25/2013) [-]
Then I'm done for.......
User avatar #31 to #30 - zoidz ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
Just dont forget about the rabbit. We are watching.
User avatar #4 - azuretheflamegod (01/20/2013) [-]
its definately not satsugai
User avatar #8 to #4 - zoidz ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
Hell I found the song! It was this one:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypQHev9XAD4

Slut's Symphony, dont know if you said it was this one before.
User avatar #9 to #8 - azuretheflamegod (01/28/2013) [-]
yeah same song odd wording though because it translates to female pig symphony
User avatar #10 to #9 - zoidz ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
Ahhh I see thats why we couldnt find it. And when that little girl was singing it sounded faster compared to the one on the video.
User avatar #11 to #10 - azuretheflamegod (01/28/2013) [-]
she sings this part
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=RkZc2c8gdEE#t=167s
"you take it from the bottom half"
User avatar #12 to #11 - azuretheflamegod (01/28/2013) [-]
or "all i need is the crotch" cant remember 100%
User avatar #13 to #12 - zoidz ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
I think its the 2nd one...and I gotta rewatch it now...damn.
User avatar #5 to #4 - zoidz ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
No no no, I meant a song alike 'Satsugai' the one you mentioned was a bit 'slow' where as the little girl was singing fast and saying 'rape her cunt'.
User avatar #6 to #5 - azuretheflamegod (01/20/2013) [-]
if i remember right though she says " you take it from the bottom half" which is a lyric in the female pig symphony, damn wish i could remember what episode it was so i could find out
User avatar #7 to #6 - zoidz ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
I know it was close to the episode where Krauser goes and rapes that huge pole in the park then 'rapes' the police officer. 2 eps from or before it...
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User avatar #2 to #1 - zoidz ONLINE (07/21/2012) [-]
Thank for the reminder! :D Hoping she'll post some more.
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