It seems familiar...

Closer to four more years of darkness

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

"Everyone who smokes weed aren't funny"-znapp Most of the time stoners post stoner humor, if none of them are funny then you do not enjoy stoner humor.
I never said every stoner joke is funny, I said they make an honest effort. There is a section called stoner humor, theres no alcohol humor. There is alcohol in funny pictures and stories, but what I meant is we have a section we post in so that other stoners can look at it, we dont automatically assume everyone enjoys it.
My God how stupid can one mother fucker be? Go learn some shit, then exist.
Gif very related, its what you look like right now.

Yes yes, le epic troll XD you got me 100% 10/10

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

isn't *

Both is ok, since Everyone = both countable and uncountable
If i understood it correctly, otherwise you're right

Youre the one generalizing dumbass. Stoner humor may not be funny to you, and I get that. But what you just said is that if you smoke weed, you arent funny. Do NOT tell me that youve never laughed at something a stoner said or posted. Its just not possible.

"At least people who smoke bud actually make funny pictures" - Deadfeds
Also.
You're implying i said i didn't like stoner humor which i didn't.
You're implying that every stoner joke ever concieved is funny
You're implying a lot of things deadfeds I think it's time you stopped posting
And you should look up the word "generalization"
And stop posting
inb4 "I was only pretending to be retarded"

"Everyone who smokes weed aren't funny"-znapp Most of the time stoners post stoner humor, if none of them are funny then you do not enjoy stoner humor.
I never said every stoner joke is funny, I said they make an honest effort. There is a section called stoner humor, theres no alcohol humor. There is alcohol in funny pictures and stories, but what I meant is we have a section we post in so that other stoners can look at it, we dont automatically assume everyone enjoys it.
My God how stupid can one mother fucker be? Go learn some shit, then exist.
Gif very related, its what you look like right now.

Yes yes, le epic troll XD you got me 100% 10/10

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.