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#182 - this is **** , why is it frontpage?? …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/21/2012 on i know about your fetish Dave -14
User avatar #195 - ultrarobbie (09/21/2012) [-]
Rule 34 of anger or puns?
#194 - flobberbuckett (09/21/2012) [-]
#185 - charasmaticjdub (09/21/2012) [-]
#53 - Inb4 racist joke, Why do lions lick their ass? To get … 09/20/2012 on Amazing Bike Show -1
#15 - I was confused, because when i read it this tune started playi… 09/20/2012 on NOPE +2
#66 - Comment deleted 09/20/2012 on toyota is next 0
#217 - Yeah, probably only for that episode. And i bet they laugh on … 09/19/2012 on TOO MUCH AWESOME 0
#215 - you keep believing that.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2012 on TOO MUCH AWESOME -1
User avatar #216 - Faz (09/19/2012) [-]
Are you stupid? They did a behind the scenes episode where it showed that its all recorded in front of a live audience, you see unlike you i look to get information through facts instead of dismissing things like an idiot.
User avatar #217 - zimork (09/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, probably only for that episode. And i bet they laugh on que, they get paid to laugh. Have you watched bloopers for TBBB? hen they fail i can´t hear shit!

They just lie to gullible idiots like you.
#197 - I value your opinion. 09/18/2012 on TOO MUCH AWESOME 0
#123 - Somehow i feel this show would be dead already if it wasn´t f…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/18/2012 on TOO MUCH AWESOME +11
User avatar #175 - DiabloStrawhat (09/18/2012) [-]
The show is a high school bully's wet dream. If you listen to when they put the shitty laughtracks, the punchline has nothing to do with the references, it's the fact that the references are something a nerd would enjoy. Nobody is laughing WITH the characters, they're laughing AT them. My sister loves the show, and she probably doesn't get like 80% of all the references. The show is quite literally making it trendy to pick on nerds again.
User avatar #199 - Faz (09/18/2012) [-]
Its a live audience, not a laugh track.
User avatar #215 - zimork (09/19/2012) [-]
you keep believing that.
User avatar #216 - Faz (09/19/2012) [-]
Are you stupid? They did a behind the scenes episode where it showed that its all recorded in front of a live audience, you see unlike you i look to get information through facts instead of dismissing things like an idiot.
User avatar #217 - zimork (09/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, probably only for that episode. And i bet they laugh on que, they get paid to laugh. Have you watched bloopers for TBBB? hen they fail i can´t hear shit!

They just lie to gullible idiots like you.
#141 - kippa (09/18/2012) [-]
It's the laughing effect that makes it bad in my opinion. It would be slightly watchable if you didn't have that after every other sentence.
User avatar #197 - zimork (09/18/2012) [-]
I value your opinion.
#161 - itsboogietime (09/18/2012) [-]
That, and the fact that saying scientific words really fast isn't funny to begin with.
User avatar #168 - kippa (09/18/2012) [-]
Exactly. I really hope that the laughing is prerecorded and not a live audience because that would really make me question their sanity.
#158 - "Hey, cmon, just one more potato chip. Its not that bad, … 09/18/2012 on Troll Brain +1
#102 - Comment deleted 09/17/2012 on Life 0
#148 - for those who didnt know, the first round of preorders was sol… 09/16/2012 on It doesn't take a genius +1
#103 - **zimork rolls 850** i was tempted of course. 09/16/2012 on Meanwhile, on the internet 0
#1 - you are cancer.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2012 on Extreme denigration +2
User avatar #3 - falconfist (09/14/2012) [-]
That isnt me..
User avatar #2 - blueninja (09/14/2012) [-]
i was looking for the right words thank you for finding them for me
#2 - Probably asian. 09/14/2012 on Why!!!!!!!!!!! 0
#1 - Its starting to get too old for my taste. 09/14/2012 on Photoshop Troll strikes yet... +3
#1 - Comment deleted 09/14/2012 on Math -1
#272 - Picture 09/14/2012 on Oh Apple +4
#205 - Picture 09/14/2012 on Cock of Doody talk +9
#185 - Picture 09/14/2012 on harry potter +10
#183 - Picture 09/14/2012 on harry potter 0
#1080 - but this post does have them. And thats i bet exactly what the… 09/14/2012 on Give money? -2
#468 - Pot IS illegal i many countries, and if it were made LEGAL, i …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2012 on Mom +1
#469 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
Except this is 'Mericuh, fuck your shitty Netherlands. We're free.
#152 - Just ignore him, he posted on the frontpage too. FAIL troll . 09/13/2012 on Fine Young Man +1
#457 - Either you are troll ing, or just an ignorant dumbass. Pot sm…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/13/2012 on Mom -1
#459 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
You missed my point entirely. The effects I mentioned of cigarettes had nothing to do with addiction. I was talking about the carcinogens and the effects on the lung, effects that weren't realized until years after it had hit mainstream consumption. And if pot were made illegal, it'd suffer the same industrialization I mentioned by uncaring corporations. They'd ruin the product with synthetic additives to cut corners and increase profits, though making the substance more dangerous for the public.

Fucking faggot.
User avatar #505 - panacamanana (09/13/2012) [-]
You start your argument with the proposal that marijuana causes psychological harm, but then proceed to ramble on about how cigarettes can cause physical harm to your lungs? It's amazing how you made such a bold statement in the beginning but then continued on to inform us on the irrelevant effects of cigarette smoke. I'm not sure how you made that connection, but it appears to me as though you have no clue what the fuck you are talking about.
User avatar #468 - zimork (09/13/2012) [-]
Pot IS illegal i many countries, and if it were made LEGAL, i think most people would like to buy pure weed, not some industrialized shit coming in packets like cigarettes. Thats highly unlikely. Look to the Netherlands, or holland whatever the fuck you call it, where pot is legal, they sell pure weed in plastic bag to consumptioners. It doesnt suffer from any corporation there. And if such a thing as industrialized pot was ever made, people are to choose if they´d smoke it or not! Its their fucking decision, their life.

Its low lifes like you who ruin the small freedom to live our lives like we fucking wanna do. Lucky for me, as a tax payer i contribute my share of values to my country, and if i wanna smoke pot its my fucking-business. Smoking pot is like having a party, only more fun, and without the hangover from ethanol.
#469 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
Except this is 'Mericuh, fuck your shitty Netherlands. We're free.
#448 - Last time i got high i laughed til i literally almost died. An…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/13/2012 on Mom +3
#452 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
Do you know how many people died of industrialized tobacco within the first few years of its consumption? And to clarify, "industrialized tobacco" is different from normal tobacco because it's the product after it's been run through the corporate machine and filled with additional carcinogens. Tar, for instance, the substance most damaging to the lungs, is an additive. No one died from it within the first years of its use, but that's because lung cancer isn't a disease developed overnight, it can take decades. More and more people are going to begin to realize as they get into old age that pot is just as bad in terms of long-term effects.
User avatar #498 - panacamanana (09/13/2012) [-]
I cant tell if your confused ass is arguing for or against the use of marijuana. You do realize that marijuana has not been industrialized in the US and has also been around for maannyy centuries. I am fairly sure that if the government had found any real dangers from the smoking of marijuana they would have long ago exploited these dangers for their personal gain.
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#462 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
MY POINT WAS THAT TOBACCO'S EFFECTS WEREN'T REALIZED UNTIL YEARS AFTER IT HAD BEEN INDUSTRIALIZED! THE SAME WILL BE TRUE FOR POT! LEARN TO READ AT A FOURTH GRADE LEVEL, FAGGOT PONY HUMPER!
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User avatar #457 - zimork (09/13/2012) [-]
Either you are trolling, or just an ignorant dumbass. Pot smokers ONLY are proven to not get addicted to the nicotine nor the thc contents from it. Sure, you might want to get high if you feel depressed or have many problems. But thats why alot of people smoke pot (i say alot, because i am not depressed and think its a lot of fucking fun to do with some good mates) If you are able to cope with your problems smoking pot is the easiest thing to get out of, if you have some good understanding friends.

The only reason pot/marijuana/cannabis or whatever the difference between the three are, is because you have a chance to get exposed to harder drugs such as ketamine, coke, ecstasy, even heroine. Which are not recommended at all, these just fuck up your life. (Not sure about ecstasy and ketamine though) Not that i have tried any of the before-mentioned.
#459 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
You missed my point entirely. The effects I mentioned of cigarettes had nothing to do with addiction. I was talking about the carcinogens and the effects on the lung, effects that weren't realized until years after it had hit mainstream consumption. And if pot were made illegal, it'd suffer the same industrialization I mentioned by uncaring corporations. They'd ruin the product with synthetic additives to cut corners and increase profits, though making the substance more dangerous for the public.

Fucking faggot.
User avatar #505 - panacamanana (09/13/2012) [-]
You start your argument with the proposal that marijuana causes psychological harm, but then proceed to ramble on about how cigarettes can cause physical harm to your lungs? It's amazing how you made such a bold statement in the beginning but then continued on to inform us on the irrelevant effects of cigarette smoke. I'm not sure how you made that connection, but it appears to me as though you have no clue what the fuck you are talking about.
User avatar #468 - zimork (09/13/2012) [-]
Pot IS illegal i many countries, and if it were made LEGAL, i think most people would like to buy pure weed, not some industrialized shit coming in packets like cigarettes. Thats highly unlikely. Look to the Netherlands, or holland whatever the fuck you call it, where pot is legal, they sell pure weed in plastic bag to consumptioners. It doesnt suffer from any corporation there. And if such a thing as industrialized pot was ever made, people are to choose if they´d smoke it or not! Its their fucking decision, their life.

Its low lifes like you who ruin the small freedom to live our lives like we fucking wanna do. Lucky for me, as a tax payer i contribute my share of values to my country, and if i wanna smoke pot its my fucking-business. Smoking pot is like having a party, only more fun, and without the hangover from ethanol.
#469 - thepenname (09/13/2012) [-]
Except this is 'Mericuh, fuck your shitty Netherlands. We're free.
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