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Date Signed Up:1/18/2012
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#22 - Fapping to this.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2012 on wut? 0
#29 - shootinface (05/09/2012) [-]
You need more mustache with that fap
#45 - Have anyone thought about this? If sam had killed Smeagol befo… 05/09/2012 on Samwise the Brave +10
#188 - Comment deleted 05/09/2012 on May 15th -4
#401 - let me taste you! 05/09/2012 on Nipples +1
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#109 - The hypothesis here is that its easier to bite through a finge…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2012 on OH GOD WAT 0
#200 - anonymous (05/08/2012) [-]
By your logic, rubber, which is far more elastic than skin and stuff, would be far easier to chew than a carrot.
Enjoy breaking your teeth on a tire.
User avatar #312 - DrIblis (05/08/2012) [-]
rubber by itself is easy
tires are reinforced with kevlar, therefore are not a good example.
#123 - crackboots (05/08/2012) [-]
i agree with you that OP's post is bullshit, i just felt the need to mention you don't necessarily need to crush bones with your teeth.
#657 - **zimork rolls 396** 05/08/2012 on faith restored! 0
#7 - Let the shitstorm begin. 05/08/2012 on Troll software 0
#17 - Resilience and bone density are greater than that of a carrot.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/08/2012 on OH GOD WAT +186
#196 - anonymous (05/08/2012) [-]
Add to the fact this is a repost and we find out that OP is a complete and utter faggot.
#45 - crackboots (05/08/2012) [-]
not saying OP is right, but if you'd bite down on your knuckle joint you'd "just" need to dislocate your finger and bite through the skin and tendons.
User avatar #109 - zimork (05/08/2012) [-]
The hypothesis here is that its easier to bite through a finger. Skin and stuff is elastic, wich the carrot is not. So in this particular case, there is no way a carrot is easier to chew. Whatsoever.
#200 - anonymous (05/08/2012) [-]
By your logic, rubber, which is far more elastic than skin and stuff, would be far easier to chew than a carrot.
Enjoy breaking your teeth on a tire.
User avatar #312 - DrIblis (05/08/2012) [-]
rubber by itself is easy
tires are reinforced with kevlar, therefore are not a good example.
#123 - crackboots (05/08/2012) [-]
i agree with you that OP's post is bullshit, i just felt the need to mention you don't necessarily need to crush bones with your teeth.
#142 - Ok, i failed pretty hard there. 05/08/2012 on My reaction coming on... -2
#120 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2012 on My reaction coming on... -22
User avatar #142 - zimork (05/08/2012) [-]
Ok, i failed pretty hard there.
#138 - anonymous (05/08/2012) [-]
that's the joke, we got you to stand with god damn toothpaste on your fucking nipples
#133 - killingzone (05/08/2012) [-]
You get the dumbass award.
#381 - **zimork rolls 7** yes 05/07/2012 on The Conch Has Spoken 0
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