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Date Signed Up:4/23/2010
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#57 - This should be made in to a movie no lie, also your life seems… 15 hours ago on 3 vs 40 Final stand. Kill... 0
#84 - theres no use argueing with someone who thinks were just attac… 09/01/2014 on Enlightenment +1
#29 - Oh dear god, this episode of the twilight zone, I felt so … 08/31/2014 on Anniversary is Sept. 9th 0
#78 - some people would just rather breastfeed their child, but like… 08/31/2014 on Enlightenment 0
#24 - science does. but anyway, you still made me chuckle 08/31/2014 on Enlightenment +1
#23 - that's completely different though, you don't do anything … 08/31/2014 on Enlightenment +1
#20 - ******** and breast feeding are two completely di… 08/31/2014 on Enlightenment +5
#17 - while this is or may seem to counter my comment that i replied…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Enlightenment -1
User avatar #76 - fables (08/31/2014) [-]
it's like someone wearing a bikini
some have the body for it, others need to find an alternative

nobody wants to see some 400 lb bitch in a revealing bikini with a thin string keeping it together
it's fucking nasty. so why breastfeed in public where your boobs are in plain sight.
use a nursing cover if you must. but flopping them out is screwed up.
there is the alternative of using a breast pump and carrying that bottle with you when you go out. I don't get the need for breastfeeding everywhere you go.
User avatar #78 - zight (08/31/2014) [-]
some people would just rather breastfeed their child, but like i said, its abotu being a decent person and having some dignity, sadly there's some people that just don't have those traits
#16 - "if you wear yoga pants, don't be offended if i go in for…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Enlightenment +1
User avatar #19 - fyaq (08/31/2014) [-]
its like if I pulled my dick out in public and got mad that people looked over or felt uncomfortable.
User avatar #23 - zight (08/31/2014) [-]
that's completely different though, you don't do anything fucking productive by showing your dick out in public, you definitely won't feed a baby, if dicks could do something amazing like clean things or feed the hungry i wouldn't fucking mind if you showed it in public, and yea you can angry about it, no one is saying you can't, you took your dick out fully knowing you'll be getting looks, no one can tell you how to feel, but that also doesn't give people the right to just go stare, of course some may or may not, but you whipped out your dick knowing that. anyway i digress, its more of about being a decent person than anything.
#21 - anonymous (08/31/2014) [-]
Except your dick is not feeding an infant.

If you get down to it, Breasts are for feeding kids. Your dick is not. Your dick is purely for sex., there is no use for a dick outside of sex. Her breasts are for nurturing her children, we've sexualized them but that doesn't mean they are just for sex.
#41 - hoodedmetal (08/31/2014) [-]
"Your dick is purely for sex"

Not to bust a hole in your statement but a niggas gotta take a piss just not in public

Pic Related: That's my restroom dance
User avatar #22 - fyaq (08/31/2014) [-]
well who says I cant nurture a child with my dick?
User avatar #24 - zight (08/31/2014) [-]
science does.

but anyway, you still made me chuckle
#36 - im a 7/10-9/10 according to chicks i know, But let me tell you… 08/30/2014 on Leonhardt Presents: 0

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#81 - anonymous (12/25/2012) [-]
i ran out of things to thumb down :(
User avatar #82 to #81 - zight (12/25/2012) [-]
im sorry
User avatar #75 - AnimeJay (12/12/2010) [-]
Wassup Big Z! :D
User avatar #76 to #78 - zight (12/12/2010) [-]
Nm Huge A! =D
User avatar #77 to #79 - AnimeJay (12/12/2010) [-]
How ya been T to the H to the E to the G to the A to the M to the E?
User avatar #78 to #80 - zight (12/12/2010) [-]
Whats Thega me?
User avatar #80 to #82 - zight (01/12/2011) [-]
lawl
#68 - deadsun **User deleted account** (11/22/2010) [-]
User avatar #69 to #71 - zight (11/22/2010) [-]
NO!
#70 to #72 - deadsun **User deleted account** (11/22/2010) [-]
awww

also

avatar??
User avatar #71 to #73 - zight (11/22/2010) [-]
OH YEAAA, DAMbro, totally forgoticus
#72 to #74 - deadsun **User deleted account** (11/22/2010) [-]
s' k
#73 to #75 - zight (11/22/2010) [-]
Use this for now
*troll face.jpg*
#74 to #76 - deadsun **User deleted account** (11/22/2010) [-]
xD
#65 - dnelms (10/31/2010) [-]
Happy Halloween zight!
User avatar #66 to #68 - zight (10/31/2010) [-]
Moo chas Grassy ass
#64 - dnelms (10/26/2010) [-]
upload something now!
User avatar #59 - November (10/03/2010) [-]
got any creepy pictures for part two to my creepy comp?
User avatar #62 to #64 - zight (10/03/2010) [-]
i think imma have nightmares lol
User avatar #63 to #65 - November (10/03/2010) [-]
good.
#55 to #57 - November (09/26/2010) [-]
Give it to me.
User avatar #56 to #58 - zight (09/26/2010) [-]
Ok 1 sec
#57 to #59 - November (09/26/2010) [-]
times up.
User avatar #58 to #60 - zight (09/26/2010) [-]
Check you profile comments
#52 - dnelms (09/19/2010) [-]
A New Victim!
#53 to #55 - zight (09/19/2010) [-]
DEAR GOD!
#44 - November (09/05/2010) [-]
OMG HAI. I made a new avatar :D  
I am not dissapoint. :)
OMG HAI. I made a new avatar :D
I am not dissapoint. :)
#45 to #47 - zight (09/05/2010) [-]
Awesome =D,i havnt done any emotions latly i am dissapoint
#46 to #48 - November (09/05/2010) [-]
Want a spiffy jizz avatar?
User avatar #47 to #49 - zight (09/05/2010) [-]
Nah, im ok
#40 - November (08/29/2010) [-]
HAI.
Did you fall for that "death"?
#41 to #43 - zight (08/29/2010) [-]
Noo
Noo
#42 to #44 - November (08/29/2010) [-]
Cool GIF btw.
#43 to #45 - zight (08/29/2010) [-]
Ty,and i found a way around the error, just click on favorites
#31 to #32 - November (08/25/2010) [-]
I liek to blow snot bubbles
#32 to #34 - zight (08/25/2010) [-]
Smoking needs to stop kidding thier cats
User avatar #34 to #36 - zight (08/25/2010) [-]
I hate i cant enlarge comment pictures now
#35 to #37 - November (08/25/2010) [-]
Gosh i know.
#36 to #38 - zight (08/25/2010) [-]
but sometimes i wish i could save some pictures
but sometimes i wish i could save some pictures
#37 to #39 - November (08/25/2010) [-]
why cant you?
O-O
User avatar #38 to #40 - zight (08/25/2010) [-]
Cause i need to see the full size image, it just feels unhumanly to not see the whole thing
User avatar #39 to #41 - November (08/25/2010) [-]
Good point
#1 - November (08/22/2010) [-]
You, sir, make me wanna punch you in the face.
#2 to #2 - zight (08/22/2010) [-]
Thats too bad, considering imma ninja
#3 to #3 - November (08/22/2010) [-]
Thats cool and all, except my head is a shark.
#4 to #4 - zight (08/22/2010) [-]
Oh yea, but you forgot, its me and over 9000 ninja pirate jesus's
#6 to #6 - November (08/22/2010) [-]
Why do you have to make this so difficult?
#9 to #9 - November (08/22/2010) [-]
<DO IT.


<DO IT.
#10 to #11 - zight (08/22/2010) [-]
Zight used transform, Zight transformed into November holding a bomb
#15 to #12 - November (08/22/2010) [-]
November used tranform, November transformed into a potato.
#16 to #17 - zight (08/22/2010) [-]
zight used tranform, zight transformed into a badly drawn and coloredbatman cat
#17 to #18 - November (08/22/2010) [-]
Im so scared xD
#18 to #19 - zight (08/22/2010) [-]
Oh rly?
#20 to #21 - zight (08/22/2010) [-]
Yes rly
#21 to #22 - November (08/22/2010) [-]
That made me giggle.
#22 to #23 - zight (08/22/2010) [-]
So did my jedi army
#23 to #24 - November (08/22/2010) [-]
Alrighty ;P
#24 to #25 - zight (08/22/2010) [-]
Ohh... whats this?, novembers diary u say
#25 to #26 - November (08/22/2010) [-]
Oh, whats this? a penis you say?
#26 to #27 - zight (08/22/2010) [-]
Oh, whats this? surprise butt seks u say?
#27 to #28 - November (08/22/2010) [-]
Not tonight sweetie. I've had surprise buttsecks every night this week.


(Chef Boyardee commercial)
User avatar #5 to #6 - stewieyes (08/22/2010) [-]
Thats when **** got srs.
#11 to #10 - stewieyes (08/22/2010) [-]
*Sticks my hand in your mouth* Lets see whats in here.
#12 to #13 - zight (08/22/2010) [-]
Oh you know, the usual an army of jedi's
#13 to #14 - stewieyes (08/22/2010) [-]
Thats cool
I think my arm came out your ear. Or something.
#28 to #16 - stewieyes (08/22/2010) [-]
Oh **** it came out your eye!?
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