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zight

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Date Signed Up:4/23/2010
Last Login:3/02/2015
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latest user's comments

#62 - dude, remember that serial killer post a few posts back? get a… 03/01/2015 on 2Edgy5Me Faceboke (1) +10
#736 - no wonder i never get rolled 02/18/2015 on Why FJ has the best Community 0
#322 - you havn't rolled me, so im guessing you hate me since you hav…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Why FJ has the best Community +1
User avatar #326 - trollmobile (02/17/2015) [-]
yes, you would be correct in that assumption.

actually, likeliness to get rolled increases with amount of comments made.
so most of the time when you roll a user, it's going to be someone from /autism or nsfw random board, since those are the most active boards.
User avatar #736 - zight (02/18/2015) [-]
no wonder i never get rolled
#14 - I'll be on my way then. 02/05/2015 on Trigger warning +3
#12 - That looks nice  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2015 on Trigger warning +2
User avatar #13 - venomousvalentine (02/05/2015) [-]
yes.
User avatar #14 - zight (02/05/2015) [-]
I'll be on my way then.
#99 - Pyura Chilensis 01/25/2015 on Rocks that look like food +1
#97 - food that looks like a rock  [+] (2 new replies) 01/25/2015 on Rocks that look like food +1
User avatar #98 - lennybrown (01/25/2015) [-]
OK let me rephrase the question. What is the generic name of this food that looks like a rock which isn't a rock or a mineral?
User avatar #99 - zight (01/25/2015) [-]
Pyura Chilensis
#85 - And heres food that looks like a rock  [+] (9 new replies) 01/25/2015 on Rocks that look like food +8
User avatar #94 - lennybrown (01/25/2015) [-]
What is this?
User avatar #108 - sonatadusk (01/25/2015) [-]
your mom
User avatar #97 - zight (01/25/2015) [-]
food that looks like a rock
User avatar #98 - lennybrown (01/25/2015) [-]
OK let me rephrase the question. What is the generic name of this food that looks like a rock which isn't a rock or a mineral?
User avatar #99 - zight (01/25/2015) [-]
Pyura Chilensis
#93 - anonexplains (01/25/2015) [-]
I'm not eating that, Mom!
User avatar #87 - supermandan (01/25/2015) [-]
That looks painful for that... thing.
#88 - afaik (01/25/2015) [-]
If it's a fish, then you can lighten up. Fishes dont have anything in their brain to feel pain with.
#89 - anonexplains (01/25/2015) [-]
That's a complete myth.

Fish have nerves with pain receptors. They don't feel pain the same way we do, but they get the same sense of anxiety and discomfort.
#70 - Bruh................. 01/14/2015 on Bruh +2
#189 - looks more like an extension cord that flat out lies. i mean l… 12/28/2014 on Nifty Inventions 0

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#81 - anonexplains (12/25/2012) [-]
i ran out of things to thumb down :(
User avatar #82 to #81 - zight (12/25/2012) [-]
im sorry
User avatar #75 - AnimeJay (12/12/2010) [-]
Wassup Big Z! :D
User avatar #76 to #78 - zight (12/12/2010) [-]
Nm Huge A! =D
User avatar #77 to #79 - AnimeJay (12/12/2010) [-]
How ya been T to the H to the E to the G to the A to the M to the E?
User avatar #78 to #80 - zight (12/12/2010) [-]
Whats Thega me?
User avatar #80 to #82 - zight (01/12/2011) [-]
lawl
#68 - deadsun **User deleted account** (11/22/2010) [-]
User avatar #69 to #71 - zight (11/22/2010) [-]
NO!
#70 to #72 - deadsun **User deleted account** (11/22/2010) [-]
awww

also

avatar??
User avatar #71 to #73 - zight (11/22/2010) [-]
OH YEAAA, DAMbro, totally forgoticus
#72 to #74 - deadsun **User deleted account** (11/22/2010) [-]
s' k
#73 to #75 - zight (11/22/2010) [-]
Use this for now
*troll face.jpg*
#74 to #76 - deadsun **User deleted account** (11/22/2010) [-]
xD
#65 - dnelms (10/31/2010) [-]
Happy Halloween zight!
User avatar #66 to #68 - zight (10/31/2010) [-]
Moo chas Grassy ass
#64 - dnelms (10/26/2010) [-]
upload something now!
User avatar #59 - November (10/03/2010) [-]
got any creepy pictures for part two to my creepy comp?
User avatar #62 to #64 - zight (10/03/2010) [-]
i think imma have nightmares lol
User avatar #63 to #65 - November (10/03/2010) [-]
good.
#55 to #57 - November (09/26/2010) [-]
Give it to me.
User avatar #56 to #58 - zight (09/26/2010) [-]
Ok 1 sec
#57 to #59 - November (09/26/2010) [-]
times up.
User avatar #58 to #60 - zight (09/26/2010) [-]
Check you profile comments
#52 - dnelms (09/19/2010) [-]
A New Victim!
#53 to #55 - zight (09/19/2010) [-]
DEAR GOD!
#44 - November (09/05/2010) [-]
OMG HAI. I made a new avatar :D  
I am not dissapoint. :)
OMG HAI. I made a new avatar :D
I am not dissapoint. :)
#45 to #47 - zight (09/05/2010) [-]
Awesome =D,i havnt done any emotions latly i am dissapoint
#46 to #48 - November (09/05/2010) [-]
Want a spiffy jizz avatar?
User avatar #47 to #49 - zight (09/05/2010) [-]
Nah, im ok
#40 - November (08/29/2010) [-]
HAI.
Did you fall for that "death"?
#41 to #43 - zight (08/29/2010) [-]
Noo
Noo
#42 to #44 - November (08/29/2010) [-]
Cool GIF btw.
#43 to #45 - zight (08/29/2010) [-]
Ty,and i found a way around the error, just click on favorites
#31 to #32 - November (08/25/2010) [-]
I liek to blow snot bubbles
#32 to #34 - zight (08/25/2010) [-]
Smoking needs to stop kidding thier cats
User avatar #34 to #36 - zight (08/25/2010) [-]
I hate i cant enlarge comment pictures now
#35 to #37 - November (08/25/2010) [-]
Gosh i know.
#36 to #38 - zight (08/25/2010) [-]
but sometimes i wish i could save some pictures
but sometimes i wish i could save some pictures
#37 to #39 - November (08/25/2010) [-]
why cant you?
O-O
User avatar #38 to #40 - zight (08/25/2010) [-]
Cause i need to see the full size image, it just feels unhumanly to not see the whole thing
User avatar #39 to #41 - November (08/25/2010) [-]
Good point
#1 - November (08/22/2010) [-]
You, sir, make me wanna punch you in the face.
#2 to #2 - zight (08/22/2010) [-]
Thats too bad, considering imma ninja
#3 to #3 - November (08/22/2010) [-]
Thats cool and all, except my head is a shark.
#4 to #4 - zight (08/22/2010) [-]
Oh yea, but you forgot, its me and over 9000 ninja pirate jesus's
#6 to #6 - November (08/22/2010) [-]
Why do you have to make this so difficult?
#9 to #9 - November (08/22/2010) [-]
<DO IT.


<DO IT.
#10 to #11 - zight (08/22/2010) [-]
Zight used transform, Zight transformed into November holding a bomb
#15 to #12 - November (08/22/2010) [-]
November used tranform, November transformed into a potato.
#16 to #17 - zight (08/22/2010) [-]
zight used tranform, zight transformed into a badly drawn and coloredbatman cat
#17 to #18 - November (08/22/2010) [-]
Im so scared xD
#18 to #19 - zight (08/22/2010) [-]
Oh rly?
#20 to #21 - zight (08/22/2010) [-]
Yes rly
#21 to #22 - November (08/22/2010) [-]
That made me giggle.
#22 to #23 - zight (08/22/2010) [-]
So did my jedi army
#23 to #24 - November (08/22/2010) [-]
Alrighty ;P
#24 to #25 - zight (08/22/2010) [-]
Ohh... whats this?, novembers diary u say
#25 to #26 - November (08/22/2010) [-]
Oh, whats this? a penis you say?
#26 to #27 - zight (08/22/2010) [-]
Oh, whats this? surprise butt seks u say?
#27 to #28 - November (08/22/2010) [-]
Not tonight sweetie. I've had surprise buttsecks every night this week.


(Chef Boyardee commercial)
User avatar #5 to #6 - stewieyes (08/22/2010) [-]
Thats when **** got srs.
#11 to #10 - stewieyes (08/22/2010) [-]
*Sticks my hand in your mouth* Lets see whats in here.
#12 to #13 - zight (08/22/2010) [-]
Oh you know, the usual an army of jedi's
#13 to #14 - stewieyes (08/22/2010) [-]
Thats cool
I think my arm came out your ear. Or something.
#28 to #16 - stewieyes (08/22/2010) [-]
Oh **** it came out your eye!?
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