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#158 - Picture  [+] (1 reply) 07/24/2013 on I hate being patient 0
#165 - Obscurity (07/24/2013) [-]
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#119 - Someone named their child after a youtuber called Etho ( ) …  [+] (1 reply) 07/21/2013 on (767) 0
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#131 - whycanticaps (07/21/2013) [-]
That's kind of a neat name.
#66 - What the ****  [+] (2 replies) 07/21/2013 on dont tell no one ok 0
#70 - monkeythefrog (07/21/2013) [-]
11 hours before via mobile internet
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#69 - dubstepforme (07/21/2013) [-]
im thinking its like minecrafts pirate speech..
#62 - Picture 07/19/2013 on Delaney +8
#4 - Picture  [+] (18 replies) 07/13/2013 on (kiss)camwhore +122
#33 - tehphire (07/14/2013) [-]
the face of the guy below him is the best part of this gif
#21 - monkeybrains (07/14/2013) [-]
He even talks to it. "I love you." and pulls back too like it's their first time kissing.
#7 - taurusguy (07/13/2013) [-]
I love this guy, he looks at her, a second, realizes she is a bitch, finds a way to avoid awkwardness, and FUCKING NAILS IT.
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#14 - delphine (07/13/2013) [-]
Just curious because I don't know the context... why exactly is she a bitch?
Guy is awesome by the way. Perfect response.
#43 - taurusguy (07/14/2013) [-]
Look at her, she tried to back further away, she thinks she is too good for that guy, that guy is so awesome 3 clones of her wouldnt be worth of him
#17 - anon (07/13/2013) [-]
She think's she is the shit, she see's that he doesn't want to kiss her, then she pretends like she didn't want a kiss and that she is disgusted by her. She is just so fuckin smug.
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#18 - delphine (07/13/2013) [-]
You can clearly see that she is points to the man off screen, and later is holding his arm, who is either her husband or boyfriend.
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#37 - hellsjester (07/14/2013) [-]
look at her face when he is joking around with his beer. he kisses his beer and she starts moving away and acting all grossed out when he wasn't even looking at her
#36 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
Look at her face when the man is downing the beer.
#26 - opium (07/14/2013) [-]
its not that, its how she acted toward him. he was trying to be funny and she looked at him like he was butt fucking a cow in a toys-r-us parking lot. she was a bitch!!
#28 - delphine (07/14/2013) [-]
She could be a bitch. Maybe she has no sense of humor and is very confused. Or maybe he was making awkward comments throughout the game. I don't know. All I'm saying is that ten seconds of gif is not enough information to sufficiently judge a person's character. Using that logic, this gif shows an young, innocent boy being slapped by his abusive dwarf uncle.
#30 - opium (07/14/2013) [-]
it is obvious in the parameters of the gif what she is doing. the 10 seconds is more than enough to place a definite bitch card or that woman's head. by the look on her face, and her more than sufficient action to get as far away from this funny man as possible, you can tell she is a bitch. maybe not all the time, but in that instant. this is what everyone is talking about. not "hey she is a bitch when she is giving her husband/bf head, but when she acts that way toward another human being who has done nothing to offend her, she is most definitely a BITCH. and you are defending this bitch...so that makes you a DOUBLE BITCH!!!!
#15 - anon (07/13/2013) [-]
She's a woman.....
#16 - delphine (07/13/2013) [-]
I see. It's not that she's a bitch it's that you're a bandwagon woman hater that thinks he's hilarious because hurrdurr womyns is all bitchez.
#6 - Anjack (07/13/2013) [-]
Every time I see this gif I want to punch that fat bitch in the face
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#19 - delphine (07/14/2013) [-]
Why, because she won't kiss him? She points to someone next to her off the screen who is either her husband or boyfriend. And this guy, being a gentlman and not wanting to attempt to kiss a married woman, makes a joke.
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#22 - licestr (07/14/2013) [-]
no because she act all like she is disgusted by him and that he is making a fool out of himself when it was actually quite funny, dik that what i get from her stupid face.
#10 - anon (07/13/2013) [-]
which fat bitch?
#3 - Picture 07/12/2013 on Fuck this shit +2
#15 - fix'd  [+] (6 replies) 07/12/2013 on We've built....the nations +237
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#492 - anon (07/13/2013) [-]
I thought this was about stereotypes...
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#131 - deltoraquest (07/13/2013) [-]
this one is wrong, see we would be the right way up but we would fall into space, much like what everyone else does when they visit us.
#124 - bagofshit (07/13/2013) [-]
For the motherland!

ninguém BR?
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#91 - hor (07/13/2013) [-]
It's not even funny anymore. It's just something that has to be done.
#73 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
looked in comments to see this one. i knew it would be near the top