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#79 - I wish for some books to appear soon , that would cast light u…  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on Sanguinius stands +1
User avatar #80 - arandomanon (5 hours ago) [-]
Same here
#78 - Aye ! The 6th Legion all the way - i maen who does not like s… 5 hours ago on Sanguinius stands 0
#77 - Horus was a great Primarch - if not for those damn Word Bearer… 5 hours ago on Sanguinius stands 0
#66 - A valid point- i too saw the struggle that was going on insid…  [+] (3 new replies) 17 hours ago on Sanguinius stands +1
User avatar #67 - arandomanon (17 hours ago) [-]
Indeed. If the previous Lord Cypher remained alive or even if Remiel had been named Lord Cypher instead of that guy... would have the same happened? What if nobody had told Astelan what Jonson was doing? Maybe Jonson wasn't corrupted, maybe Jonson's action were simply the result of his youth with the beasts. Maybe he just didn't realize what he did to Luther was too much, maybe he wanted to see his brother too. Maybe if none of above hadn't happened, Luther and Lion would have met each other and would have forgiven each other.

Or maybe Lion would have contaminated the whole legion.
User avatar #79 - zielscheibe (5 hours ago) [-]
I wish for some books to appear soon , that would cast light upon those things- I enjoyed the ones i got so far very much - Damn i love to be a WH 40K Geek

User avatar #80 - arandomanon (5 hours ago) [-]
Same here
#64 - Well Sanguinius is the second best Primarch in the lore i say…  [+] (3 new replies) 17 hours ago on Sanguinius stands +1
User avatar #72 - swofford (16 hours ago) [-]
I'm not disagreeing with you by any means but do you think pre chaos Horus cold have beaten Sanguinius? I'm not saying one way or the other just think it be an interesting debate. I agree on that part of the Space Wolves being awesome. My favorite pre heresy legions go:

1. Space Wolves
2. Thousand Sons
3. Blood Angels
#78 - zielscheibe (5 hours ago) [-]
Aye ! The 6th Legion all the way - i maen who does not like space vikings in power armor ?

And i love the space wolve books way too much- they dont give a shit if the other Legions think of them as wild and primitive. They are the Emperors most loyal weapon of mass destruction.

They even mess with the damn Inquisition , risking a full out civil war with those stuck up fanatics just to honor the brave man of the imperial forces that fough besides them. They ( inquisition) wanted to kill the survivors of a massive battle just to make sure nobody knows about the Heresy and stuff. And the wolfs stod strong and told them to fuck off - even if it did not work out well -

We got a lot's of Astartes in WH 40K but even by the standards of those superhumans they are renown as the wildest ones that get shit done.

Hmm i would go like .
1. Space Wolves
2.Pre Herese - Luna wolves ( Garviel Loken is a badass beyond limits )
3.Thousend sons
----- something like that

And i play Tau for the fun of it - Space Weeaboo's / Ork's - because of Orks's
#77 - zielscheibe (5 hours ago) [-]
Horus was a great Primarch - if not for those damn Word Bearers , The emperor should have gotten rid of them like the two other lost Legions and Primarches ... if that is what happened to those two.

Horus was in doubt for a long time because of his naming as warmaster. He himself thought /said that the one that should have been named warmaster was Sanguinius. They are both the top of the line if it comes to who is best super human.

But i guess Horus always was a bit more fierce - Even if the angel is an outstanding warrior . That goes for the Legions as well. The Blood Angels are superb but the Luna Wolfes are a notch better. And a fight Sanguinius vs Horus pre Heresy would be the single most epic and unpredictable i can think of in the Warhammer 40K lore.

Yet Both were so damn close to each other - even after the Heresy.

#60 - Picture 17 hours ago on Sanguinius stands 0
#58 - It was Fallen Angels indeed , and yeah i can see why he did it…  [+] (5 new replies) 17 hours ago on Sanguinius stands +1
#62 - arandomanon (17 hours ago) [-]
There were so many stupidities happening on the Horus Heresy and before it... The Emperor, Magnus, Russ, Guilliman.. everyone (or almost everyone) fucks something up. But Jonson takes the fucking cake. He's a brilliant strategist one of the best (if not the best) the Imperium has ever had. How can he commit so many mistakes if it wasn't on porpuse? I'm starting to believe that Luther remained loyal to the Emperor, he just unleashed some forbidden power he had to in order to prevail against Jonson and brought the warp storm to Caliban by accident.
#66 - zielscheibe (17 hours ago) [-]
A valid point- i too saw the struggle that was going on inside Luthers mind . I think he wanted to stay loyal and do good for Caliban - but as you say by accident opened doors that should have stayed shut. I dont think Lion was doing this on porpuse... yet he has a strange history with the warp - as he was a wild child on Caliban for a long time. And maybe that is why he has done so damn goofed ... he is simply not used to humans or to how some things work in human society . He always kept to the shadows and to himself. - i am highly interested in what the last Lord Cypher would have to say about that , or his story in general.
User avatar #67 - arandomanon (17 hours ago) [-]
Indeed. If the previous Lord Cypher remained alive or even if Remiel had been named Lord Cypher instead of that guy... would have the same happened? What if nobody had told Astelan what Jonson was doing? Maybe Jonson wasn't corrupted, maybe Jonson's action were simply the result of his youth with the beasts. Maybe he just didn't realize what he did to Luther was too much, maybe he wanted to see his brother too. Maybe if none of above hadn't happened, Luther and Lion would have met each other and would have forgiven each other.

Or maybe Lion would have contaminated the whole legion.
User avatar #79 - zielscheibe (5 hours ago) [-]
I wish for some books to appear soon , that would cast light upon those things- I enjoyed the ones i got so far very much - Damn i love to be a WH 40K Geek

User avatar #80 - arandomanon (5 hours ago) [-]
Same here
#55 - Khârn is one badass Heretic 17 hours ago on Sanguinius stands +1
#54 - Second that - As i was reading the books about him and the ev…  [+] (8 new replies) 17 hours ago on Sanguinius stands +1
#74 - CIS White Male (16 hours ago) [-]
As if that hasn't happened countless times in other places in the 40k universe.

Hell, the whole Horus Heresy is built on the same narrative structure. The lore is terrible.
#57 - arandomanon (17 hours ago) [-]
Yeah.. I facepalmed so hard. I understand he still thought Perturabo was loyal, I could think that was just a mistake. But if you add everything up, he's either one of the biggest fools ever or he is contaminated by chaos. Something that if you read Fallen Angels (I think that's the english title) gains a lot of sense.
#58 - zielscheibe (17 hours ago) [-]
It was Fallen Angels indeed , and yeah i can see why he did it - yet he just made his * masterplan* to secure the exactly same tanks he just gives away... i mean that was all he fought for . He sure could not know about the traitor - but why not keep the tanks save and guard them or get them out of the hot zone with Horus Lupercals units close by ? - Pic related - This is what i think most Heretics looked like as they waved the Dark Angels ships goodbye as they left the system.
#62 - arandomanon (17 hours ago) [-]
There were so many stupidities happening on the Horus Heresy and before it... The Emperor, Magnus, Russ, Guilliman.. everyone (or almost everyone) fucks something up. But Jonson takes the fucking cake. He's a brilliant strategist one of the best (if not the best) the Imperium has ever had. How can he commit so many mistakes if it wasn't on porpuse? I'm starting to believe that Luther remained loyal to the Emperor, he just unleashed some forbidden power he had to in order to prevail against Jonson and brought the warp storm to Caliban by accident.
#66 - zielscheibe (17 hours ago) [-]
A valid point- i too saw the struggle that was going on inside Luthers mind . I think he wanted to stay loyal and do good for Caliban - but as you say by accident opened doors that should have stayed shut. I dont think Lion was doing this on porpuse... yet he has a strange history with the warp - as he was a wild child on Caliban for a long time. And maybe that is why he has done so damn goofed ... he is simply not used to humans or to how some things work in human society . He always kept to the shadows and to himself. - i am highly interested in what the last Lord Cypher would have to say about that , or his story in general.
User avatar #67 - arandomanon (17 hours ago) [-]
Indeed. If the previous Lord Cypher remained alive or even if Remiel had been named Lord Cypher instead of that guy... would have the same happened? What if nobody had told Astelan what Jonson was doing? Maybe Jonson wasn't corrupted, maybe Jonson's action were simply the result of his youth with the beasts. Maybe he just didn't realize what he did to Luther was too much, maybe he wanted to see his brother too. Maybe if none of above hadn't happened, Luther and Lion would have met each other and would have forgiven each other.

Or maybe Lion would have contaminated the whole legion.
User avatar #79 - zielscheibe (5 hours ago) [-]
I wish for some books to appear soon , that would cast light upon those things- I enjoyed the ones i got so far very much - Damn i love to be a WH 40K Geek

User avatar #80 - arandomanon (5 hours ago) [-]
Same here
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#175 to #174 - zielscheibe ONLINE (01/15/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#177 to #175 - bloodmachine (01/15/2013) [-]
what does hello mean
#178 to #177 - zielscheibe ONLINE (01/15/2013) [-]
Hello seems to be the common word of use amongst filthy humans

for every time they encounter
but i might be wrong .....
#179 to #178 - bloodmachine (01/15/2013) [-]
wanna be friends
#180 to #179 - zielscheibe ONLINE (01/15/2013) [-]
well why not

But i have to go take a damn nap right now
or tomorrow will be hell
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#168 - panamaofjacks (11/01/2012) [-]
Hello zielscheibe
Hello zielscheibe
#169 to #168 - zielscheibe ONLINE (11/01/2012) [-]
Hey Panamaofjacks    
   
NEAT  to see you
Hey Panamaofjacks

NEAT to see you
#170 to #169 - panamaofjacks (11/01/2012) [-]
What would you like to talk about?


(On a different note, you got Pesterchum yet? If so, what's your chumhandle?)
#171 to #170 - zielscheibe ONLINE (11/01/2012) [-]
Damn i have to admit i dont have Pesterchum yet.... i forgott about it because of my stupid job....    
   
Well i would like to talk about a lot of  things    
but its  Midnight and i have to go to work tomorrow ... so i aint got that much time    
   
Sorry mate
Damn i have to admit i dont have Pesterchum yet.... i forgott about it because of my stupid job....

Well i would like to talk about a lot of things
but its Midnight and i have to go to work tomorrow ... so i aint got that much time

Sorry mate
#173 to #172 - zielscheibe ONLINE (11/01/2012) [-]
But i am online tomorrow and the Weekend    
   
maybe ill catch you later and get myself Pesterchum finally working
But i am online tomorrow and the Weekend

maybe ill catch you later and get myself Pesterchum finally working

#166 - invisiblepleasure (08/12/2012) [-]
Good morrow, sorry for going to bed last night
#167 to #166 - zielscheibe ONLINE (08/15/2012) [-]
Ey Man , well no Problem i went to bed too ...

I am not online all the time and so i just chill
if we meet online it will be fine no matter the time

CU around
#161 - lieutenantpansy (07/02/2012) [-]
Sorry, dass ich keine weiteren wallpaper mehr posten konnte.
Letztens hat mich das uploaden von 2.5mb nur sekunden gekostet
jetzt ist mein internet wieder wie ein valion-zugedröhntes stoned faultier.
Zum beispiel brauch ich fast 5min um
<----das hier hochzuladen.
nicht auf enlarge klicken
#163 to #161 - zielscheibe ONLINE (07/02/2012) [-]
Verdammt  hab draufgeklickt .... hähä   aber is schon ok    
   
wenn du mal wieder kannst  würd ich mich um mehr Material freuen    
aber mit dem Stoned-Faultier ( LOL )  Internet is klar sas nit so geht
Verdammt hab draufgeklickt .... hähä aber is schon ok

wenn du mal wieder kannst würd ich mich um mehr Material freuen
aber mit dem Stoned-Faultier ( LOL ) Internet is klar sas nit so geht
#164 to #163 - lieutenantpansy (07/02/2012) [-]
ich hab noch genügend material.
#165 to #164 - zielscheibe ONLINE (07/02/2012) [-]
good
good
#155 - panamaofjacks (07/02/2012) [-]
Wanna know why I hesitated to get this?
Wanna know why I hesitated to get this?
User avatar #156 to #155 - zielscheibe ONLINE (07/02/2012) [-]
yeah , so why ?
#157 to #156 - panamaofjacks (07/02/2012) [-]
Back then, Tavros/Gamzee was very common in the fandom. I believe as common as Terezi/Dave, and it ended up getting a nickname of Peanut Butter and Jelly, because of their blood colors. Then the HS Board on 4chan got a hold of this, and before you knew it... THE WHOLE BOARD WAS FLOODED WITH GAY TAVROS/GAMZEE PORN. Then that sole nickname was considered dirty on sight in the mind of the viewers of that terrible day. I only read about it, and luckily never saw it.
Back then, Tavros/Gamzee was very common in the fandom. I believe as common as Terezi/Dave, and it ended up getting a nickname of Peanut Butter and Jelly, because of their blood colors. Then the HS Board on 4chan got a hold of this, and before you knew it... THE WHOLE BOARD WAS FLOODED WITH GAY TAVROS/GAMZEE PORN. Then that sole nickname was considered dirty on sight in the mind of the viewers of that terrible day. I only read about it, and luckily never saw it.
#158 to #157 - zielscheibe ONLINE (07/02/2012) [-]
OMG :D   did not know that  ... well it makes kind a sense but  i dont think that would be a good shipping
OMG :D did not know that ... well it makes kind a sense but i dont think that would be a good shipping
#159 to #158 - panamaofjacks (07/02/2012) [-]
It wasn't quite popular since it happened.
#160 to #159 - zielscheibe ONLINE (07/02/2012) [-]
well i would have freaked out with a  Tavros / Gamzee   Gay R 34  Hype
well i would have freaked out with a Tavros / Gamzee Gay R 34 Hype
#162 to #160 - panamaofjacks (07/02/2012) [-]
Wouldn't everyone?
#152 - lieutenantpansy (06/29/2012) [-]
das wars.
für heute
ich brauch meine wöchentliche dosis fallout.
#153 to #152 - zielscheibe ONLINE (06/29/2012) [-]
danke viel spaß beim zocken
danke viel spaß beim zocken
User avatar #154 to #153 - lieutenantpansy (06/29/2012) [-]
werd ich haben...
Dr pepper cola sei dank.
#147 - lieutenantpansy (06/29/2012) [-]
aus einer meiner lieblingsfolgen
#140 - lieutenantpansy (06/29/2012) [-]
it.
is.
ON
#135 - lieutenantpansy (06/29/2012) [-]
cuuuuuuuuuute
User avatar #143 to #135 - zielscheibe ONLINE (06/29/2012) [-]
*Agree*
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