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zhooker Avatar Level 331 Comments: Practically Famous
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I am going to kill everything and everyone to get back to my rightful spot as #20 on comments.comment
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Gender: male
Age: 21
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Zhooker/16622997343
Consoles Owned: Ps3, PC, NES
Video Games Played: ALL OF THEM
PS3 Gamertag: zhooker
Interests: tits
Date Signed Up:1/05/2011
Last Login:5/25/2012
Location:Ohio
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Ban reason:asddas
Content Ranking:#6548
Comment Ranking:#884
Highest Content Rank:#711
Highest Comment Rank:#20
Content Thumbs: 12204 total,  15814 ,  3610
Comment Thumbs: 31354 total,  39582 ,  8228
Content Level Progress: 20.39% (204/1000)
Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 35.4% (354/1000)
Level 331 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 332 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:40
Content Views:152653
Times Content Favorited:767 times
Total Comments Made:10445
FJ Points:43941
Favorite Tags: bewbs (2)
You already know who it is. It's ya boi, z-to-tha-hooka.
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#662 - He's too much of a faggot to do it. Whether he does or not…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/25/2012 on zhooker's profile 0
User avatar #663 - tsoper (05/25/2012) [-]
woww... fucking im out of this site. bitch ass Do you even lift? is banning ppl for no reason and thinks he is funny
User avatar #664 - spankmaster (05/25/2012) [-]
This is my alt. profile.
Lifetime ban.
What a whore.
User avatar #665 - tsoper (05/25/2012) [-]
ohh wow. what the fuck
#666 - spankmaster (05/25/2012) [-]
I just realized how much time i've wasted building up that profile, too.
#668 - kingwadesky (05/25/2012) [-]
>calls the person that made the website that you spend a majority of your free time on a faggot
>gets mad when he bans you
I hope someone fuck you in the ass with an iron pole you unthankful cunt.
#669 - spankmaster (05/25/2012) [-]
I can use something someone created without having to like the person who created it. I own an iphone, but I think Steve Jobs was a cunt.
#670 - kingwadesky (05/25/2012) [-]
People like you are everything wrong in the world.
#671 - spankmaster (05/25/2012) [-]
So I'm a murderer, thief, rapist, pedophile, hypocrite and so on...?
Because I wasn't aware that a person who calls someone a faggot is "everything wrong in the world".
I think you just like to ride the dick of the person who made something you like.
Steve Jobs rejected his daughter because he had a plan for what he wanted to do and she "wasn't part of it yet".
And Do you even lift? is just a doucher sometimes.
User avatar #672 - kingwadesky (05/25/2012) [-]
I'd rather people commit crimes than just be downright stupid.
User avatar #673 - spankmaster (05/25/2012) [-]
That is a down right stupid way to think.
#349 - Go ahead. Do it, faggot. You won't do it. Faggot.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2012 on My TO DO list. +3
#509 - anonymous (05/25/2012) [-]
Orly now? Cause it looks like he did.
#346 - Go ahead. Do it, faggot. You won't do it. Faggot. 05/25/2012 on My TO DO list. 0
#57 - I've seen this picture almost every single time I go to 4Chan.… 05/25/2012 on 2Much4/b/ +1
#324 - Wow. What a faggot.  [+] (27 new replies) 05/25/2012 on My TO DO list. +26
#507 - vserras (05/25/2012) [-]
banning reason: asddas

lol
User avatar #333 - Admin (05/25/2012) [-]
nice flashing gif. you totally owned me.

j/k, banned.
User avatar #542 - zionsype (05/25/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/zhooker/664#664
think she needs an IP ban
#541 - deathlordgusta (05/25/2012) [-]
seriously?
#479 - anonymous (05/25/2012) [-]
Do you even lift? is an asshole - he's ruining this website on an almost daily basis. and c'mon banning people for the hell of it, that just makes you look like an utter tard who on a jokes website can't take a single bit of banter.

i deleted my account cos of the decline of this site, and every time i think about getting a new account again i see a post or read about something Do you even lift? has done and i think what happened to the old funnyjunk - when it was yellow, and then green days...

now we have a cocksucker who thinks this site doesn't need us funnyjunkers and so acts like an asshole

R.I.P FJ
#477 - suikerpapa (05/25/2012) [-]
You know what? Fuck you A­dmin, fuck you...
You're a total asshole to your own fucking community, can't take criticism and won't listen to your people, newsflash admi­n! You're a total douche!

No wonder people everywhere on the internet hate us so much, you suck moot's dick like a filthy whore, won't listen to any of the community's suggestions to make the site better, hell! You're making it worse, the boards for example were completely unnecessary. You only made them because of 4chan..

Also Admi­n, you're a fucking pussy.. You think you're hilarious with your stupid posts and witty comments, but you're not.. Let us thumb you up and down Admi­n, then we'll see what we really think of you!
And you're also scared of any bad feedback or posts so you just sledge your banhammer and hit anyone who disagrees with you..

Admi­n, I think its time that your reign comes to an end. Someone else needs to take over from you and make this website good once more..

Admi­n, I have one more thing to say to you:

For the sake of the people, for the sake of the pursuit of lolz, for the reputation of FunnyJunk, for the beloved community.. Admi­n, GTFO!

Oh and banning me won't really help.. It would just stir up a huge shitstorm, wanna know why?

Because deep inside, you know I'm right!!



User avatar #537 - jesusnipple (05/25/2012) [-]
Really? The FJ community is full of PMSing little hypocritical fucks who, when they don't get what they want, complain about it, forgetting what has already been given to them. Really, when The Designer took over, you ALL whined "GIVE US Do you even lift? BACK!" Now, you're complaining that you want him gone! Seriously, make up your mind already! The Designer did a good job and all, but you all hated him because he would ban people left and right, but there was no reason to complain. He banned the assholes who thought they were being tough and cool by speaking out against him, but they deserved it.
#497 - anonymous (05/25/2012) [-]
God you're retarded. You act like he should give a fuck. This place is a simple cash cow and occasional legal bitch to him, he gets advertising money and browses occasionally but the quality of the site means nothing. And of course he emulates 4chan, he fucking browses it more so than funnyjunk. Do You Even Lift, his current filter, is a meme from a 4chan board. So I say again, HE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK.

But continue, go on whinging like little brat in the belief you're fighting for a better FJ, go on begging him to care for the reputation of FJ, continue your life of denial because you're too much of a pussy to move to a better site.
User avatar #500 - suikerpapa (05/25/2012) [-]
I have plenty of other websites I regularly visit.. But funnyjunk is my favorite.. Because no matter how much of a faggot ad­min is, it won't affect the posts too much.. I'm just saying that he is a fucking bitch and that if he keeps doing shit like this, it'll eventually hit him where it hurts.. His wallet.. The Ad­min of a site being a total douche towards his community isn't really good publicity for him..
#480 - anonymous (05/25/2012) [-]
Shut up, no one cares about your shitty gay oppinion
#470 - fuzzywuzz (05/25/2012) [-]
this is the best thing ive seen all day.
#458 - anonymous (05/25/2012) [-]
cunt
#457 - seekay (05/25/2012) [-]
Oh Αdmin, you silly nigger.
#452 - lordofdoom (05/25/2012) [-]
#435 - kingofnewyork (05/25/2012) [-]
Who else but Do you even lift??! :)
#430 - wasrigmonkey (05/25/2012) [-]
Oh Do you even lift?, i love you so!
#425 - ThatDeadGuy (05/25/2012) [-]
your power over this site has turned you into an asshole
User avatar #388 - tsoper (05/25/2012) [-]
you used to be cool.

now your just fucking up your own site. remove this math captcha bullshit, it doesnt even let me post as anonymous anymore. also fucking add channel filters and quit making this site go to waste.
#438 - theredspam (05/25/2012) [-]
I agree completely, I find it almost impossible to do simple fucking math because i too haven't completed the third grade, and don't even get me started about just skipping posts i don't like!
#382 - pokerfaceanonymous (05/25/2012) [-]
<MFW I check her account and it turns out she really got banned
Good lord Do you even lift?, I haven't laughed this hard from something from you in a while.
#359 - rottie (05/25/2012) [-]
#349 - zhooker (05/25/2012) [-]
Go ahead.
Do it, faggot.

You won't do it.
Faggot.
#509 - anonymous (05/25/2012) [-]
Orly now? Cause it looks like he did.
#339 - spasticmeerkatdun (05/25/2012) [-]
#346 - zhooker has deleted their comment.
User avatar #338 - vermillionbobcat (05/25/2012) [-]
lmfao
User avatar #336 - runeboom (05/25/2012) [-]
Ohai faggit, Why are we doing your maths homework with this Captcha?
#10935 - **zhooker rolls 207** 05/25/2012 on ZOMBIES +1
#109 - >video games are a waste of time >getting drunk isn'… 05/25/2012 on Indeed +8
#168 - This interview shows that he doesn't have that much of a probl…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2012 on Look at dat black space 0
User avatar #173 - tomorrowsnightmare (05/25/2012) [-]
That's cool.
#5219486 - Picture 05/25/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#148 - Oh my God... That is an absolutely terrifying picture... 05/25/2012 on How to be so verily,... +4
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User avatar #675 - fuzzywuzz (05/25/2012) [-]
lol u banned for that faggot comment.
fucking owned.

lucky he didnt ip ban
User avatar #674 - hokiefan (05/25/2012) [-]
may the memory of zhooker live on throughout the ages
#667 - bronan (05/25/2012) [-]
Lol faggot got owned!
Lol faggot got owned!
User avatar #661 - sharkwaffle (05/25/2012) [-]
You better not get banned
#662 to #661 - zhooker (05/25/2012) [-]
He's too much of a faggot to do it.   
Whether he does or not doesn't matter to me.   
   
Spread my legacy if I do, though.    
I will trust you with that, comrade.
He's too much of a faggot to do it.
Whether he does or not doesn't matter to me.

Spread my legacy if I do, though.
I will trust you with that, comrade.
User avatar #663 to #662 - tsoper (05/25/2012) [-]
woww... fucking im out of this site. bitch ass Do you even lift? is banning ppl for no reason and thinks he is funny
User avatar #664 to #663 - spankmaster (05/25/2012) [-]
This is my alt. profile.
Lifetime ban.
What a whore.
User avatar #665 to #664 - tsoper (05/25/2012) [-]
ohh wow. what the fuck
#666 to #665 - spankmaster (05/25/2012) [-]
I just realized how much time i've wasted building up that profile, too.
#668 to #666 - kingwadesky (05/25/2012) [-]
>calls the person that made the website that you spend a majority of your free time on a faggot
>gets mad when he bans you
I hope someone fuck you in the ass with an iron pole you unthankful cunt.
#669 to #668 - spankmaster (05/25/2012) [-]
I can use something someone created without having to like the person who created it. I own an iphone, but I think Steve Jobs was a cunt.
#670 to #669 - kingwadesky (05/25/2012) [-]
People like you are everything wrong in the world.
People like you are everything wrong in the world.
#671 to #670 - spankmaster (05/25/2012) [-]
So I'm a murderer, thief, rapist, pedophile, hypocrite and so on...?
Because I wasn't aware that a person who calls someone a faggot is "everything wrong in the world".
I think you just like to ride the dick of the person who made something you like.
Steve Jobs rejected his daughter because he had a plan for what he wanted to do and she "wasn't part of it yet".
And Do you even lift? is just a doucher sometimes.
User avatar #672 to #671 - kingwadesky (05/25/2012) [-]
I'd rather people commit crimes than just be downright stupid.
User avatar #673 to #672 - spankmaster (05/25/2012) [-]
That is a down right stupid way to think.
#657 - CrackWhores (05/22/2012) [-]
Hi, its been a while, and I only have 6 friends on here, lets make content together sometime. Bye :),,, (btw enlarge photo, super high quality)
User avatar #658 to #657 - zhooker (05/22/2012) [-]
Let's do that/
User avatar #659 to #658 - CrackWhores (05/22/2012) [-]
Ideas?
#660 to #659 - zhooker (05/22/2012) [-]
Not quite yet, but I'll get back to you.
#656 - applewatcher ONLINE (05/18/2012) [-]
OKAY! Zhooker it's time to practice your POOPS!
OKAY! Zhooker it's time to practice your POOPS!
#654 - applewatcher ONLINE (05/11/2012) [-]
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#655 to #654 - zhooker (05/11/2012) [-]
doesn't matter   
still fapped
doesn't matter
still fapped
User avatar #653 - applewatcher ONLINE (05/06/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/random/41855#41855
did you see my challenge :o
#647 - applewatcher ONLINE (05/06/2012) [-]
WHY CANT I GET TO SLEEP HOOKER :(
#648 to #647 - zhooker (05/06/2012) [-]
Why can't I get to sleep?!
#649 to #648 - applewatcher ONLINE (05/06/2012) [-]
STOP POSTING THAT  YOU NUGGET LOVING ASS PLUCKER!
STOP POSTING THAT YOU NUGGET LOVING ASS PLUCKER!
#650 to #649 - zhooker (05/06/2012) [-]
I'mma do it again.

You cain't stop me nigga.


...
I won't post it again
#651 to #650 - applewatcher ONLINE (05/06/2012) [-]
Awww its okay.
but im getting tired but cant detach from FJ D:
#652 to #651 - zhooker (05/06/2012) [-]
I can't disconnect from your mom

HURR DURR IM SO FUNNY
#643 - applewatcher ONLINE (05/01/2012) [-]
**applewatcher rolled a random image posted in comment #56 at Chernobyl - 26 years ** first thing that comes to mind when i think about you
#644 to #643 - applewatcher ONLINE (05/01/2012) [-]
**applewatcher rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at I think she is doing it wrong ** what i think when i think of you while im on the toilet
User avatar #645 to #644 - applewatcher ONLINE (05/01/2012) [-]
plausible
#628 - rubberpig (04/25/2012) [-]
Borrowing the car:   
   
What I think I do
Borrowing the car:

What I think I do
#629 to #628 - rubberpig (04/25/2012) [-]
What I really do
What I really do
#621 - rubberpig (04/22/2012) [-]
I need a gun

to keep myself among...
#623 to #621 - zhooker (04/23/2012) [-]
the poor people   
   
are burnin' in the sun
the poor people

are burnin' in the sun
#624 to #623 - rubberpig (04/24/2012) [-]
That gif is from 19-2000 you fucker.
That gif is from 19-2000 you fucker.
#625 to #624 - zhooker (04/24/2012) [-]
I couldn't find any Dirty Harry gifs.

Gorillaz are my favorite band and I almost shot someone when I found out that Damon Albarn said that it's unlikely they will make music ever again.
#626 to #625 - rubberpig (04/24/2012) [-]
Gorillaz kick ass, but nobody at my school knows who they are.
#627 to #626 - zhooker (04/24/2012) [-]
>mfw I meet those people

People can not like them, but to not know one the most innovative and original bands of the past decade is just unacceptable.
#620 to #619 - zhooker (04/22/2012) [-]
**zhooker activates trap card**
#630 to #620 - applewatcher ONLINE (04/25/2012) [-]
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#631 to #630 - zhooker (04/25/2012) [-]
HOW DID YOU LEARN MY SECRET?
#633 to #631 - applewatcher ONLINE (04/25/2012) [-]
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#611 - applewatcher ONLINE (04/18/2012) [-]
<--everytime i come to you profile :D!
#613 to #612 - applewatcher ONLINE (04/19/2012) [-]
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#614 to #613 - zhooker (04/19/2012) [-]
Oh yeah?!    
   
Well you're a poop!
Oh yeah?!

Well you're a poop!
#602 - goltzbaby (04/09/2012) [-]
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#603 to #602 - zhooker (04/09/2012) [-]
I'm goltzbaby and I think I'm so kewl
I'm goltzbaby and I think I'm so kewl
#604 to #603 - goltzbaby (04/09/2012) [-]
Why do I still have this one my computer?
Why do I still have this one my computer?
#605 to #604 - zhooker (04/09/2012) [-]
Why won't you use it correctly?
Why won't you use it correctly?

#607 to #606 - zhooker (04/09/2012) [-]
funny gif thredddd?????
funny gif thredddd?????
#608 to #607 - applewatcher ONLINE (04/12/2012) [-]
I'm jumping in on this shit!
I'm jumping in on this shit!
#610 to #609 - applewatcher ONLINE (04/14/2012) [-]
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#615 to #610 - zhooker (04/19/2012) [-]
I forgot about this thread...
I forgot about this thread...
#591 - applewatcher ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
Guess who's back....
#592 to #591 - zhooker (04/02/2012) [-]
ZOMFG ASDF WHARGHARBLE   
   
   
SLIM SHADY!?!?!???
ZOMFG ASDF WHARGHARBLE


SLIM SHADY!?!?!???
#593 to #592 - applewatcher ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
No i'm not slim shady.   
it's your friend apple, ya fucker.
No i'm not slim shady.
it's your friend apple, ya fucker.
#594 to #593 - zhooker (04/02/2012) [-]
I KNOW!
YOU CAME BACK SO WE COULD WREAK HAVOC TOGETHER, RIGHT?!
I'VE MISSED YOU.
I made it to #20 on comments for a while, then quit FJ and now I can't get back to my once glorious spot, but i ain't even mad 'bout it.

#595 to #594 - applewatcher ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
what spot?
#596 to #595 - zhooker (04/02/2012) [-]
#20 on comments




#597 to #596 - applewatcher ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
Oh i miss read your stats it said (HIGHEST COMMENT 20#)
my bad but yeah thats fine im back just to fuck around and make comics ever so often.
anyways thats what i'm doing.....
#598 to #597 - zhooker (04/02/2012) [-]
I'm glad you're back. I was beginning to believe we would never speak again.

#599 to #598 - applewatcher ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
I can't wait to see what our shenanigans will get us into.....
#600 to #599 - zhooker (04/03/2012) [-]
Me either.
#601 to #600 - applewatcher ONLINE (04/03/2012) [-]
Oh, you!
User avatar #589 - CrackWhores (02/19/2012) [-]
fuck me.
User avatar #585 - CrackWhores (02/19/2012) [-]
ill post a screen shot of this comment
#586 to #585 - CrackWhores (02/19/2012) [-]
idk wtf is happening, it works fine on the replys
#588 to #587 - CrackWhores (02/19/2012) [-]
**CrackWhores rolls 466,345,270** this is what happens when i try to submit content....
User avatar #579 - iamtheboat **User deleted account** (02/10/2012) [-]
It's from "Feel Good Inc." by...is it gorillaz. Didn't want to give it away for the other guy.
#580 to #579 - zhooker (02/10/2012) [-]




I love Gorillaz
User avatar #581 to #580 - iamtheboat **User deleted account** (02/10/2012) [-]
You know, I actually needed that image. Thanks, bud.
#582 to #581 - zhooker (02/10/2012) [-]
No prob, brohammed.
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