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Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/Zhlandir-134691456890405/
Consoles Owned: Two Nintendo64's, Two Nintendo Gamecube's, Broken XBOX360, PS3, PS4, Wii, WiiU, NES, SNES
Video Games Played: League of Legends, Hearthstone, Smash, Dota, alot
Date Signed Up:3/10/2014
Last Login:1/12/2016
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#9 - i guess 13 hours ago on Son discovers fathers porn... 0
#7 - what the ****  [+] (2 new replies) 14 hours ago on Son discovers fathers porn... +3
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#8 - gabeinated (13 hours ago) [-]
finnish memes
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#9 - zhlandir (13 hours ago) [-]
i guess
#202 - This is true lelelelele 'ONE ARM LENGTH PREVENTS… 14 hours ago on Rape of Europe 0
#160 - It's been patched for a few months now that they die first if … 01/10/2016 on Unreal Disrespect 0
#110 - DEAD THINGS SHOULD STAY DEAD ;_; 01/09/2016 on RIP in peace, Soule +9
#131 - Wasn't he like injured already and that's most likely w… 01/08/2016 on Jedi school tuition fees... +4
#855 - im tired love me 12/24/2015 on A very special giveaway 0
#427 - I was pretty stoked to see you on dunkey's video, congrats man 12/24/2015 on FJ Funds A Game - Who's... 0
#11 - Its basically earth apple in german, quite literally translate…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2015 on Forty keks 0
#27 - huszti (12/20/2015) [-]
actually germans have different names for it, depending on region. but generally, it's called Kartoffel.
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#28 - tenfinnvo (12/20/2015) [-]
That's exactly it's name in russian, too. Картофель- literally Kartofel'
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#12 - awesomedewd (12/20/2015) [-]
I know we can also say 'erdapfel' to it... but Kartoffel? How does that translate to earth apple?
#13 - Soooo sleepy is cute And tired is NinjaBrian?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2015 on FLAWLESS +50
#30 - lexoheight (12/20/2015) [-]
He does have a PhD
#23 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
Bryan is kinda dickish.
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#38 - englman (12/20/2015) [-]
He's comedically dickish. But lets be serious for a minute, if you had a PhD in Theoretical Physics, do you really believe that you'd be a ray of sunshine?

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#115 - altari (09/11/2015) [-]
Oh god the red on your profile's bright. I think I might die.

I moved here so I don't spam the content with comments.
Also I just started college. Anything new in euroland?
User avatar #116 to #115 - zhlandir (09/11/2015) [-]
but spamming content with comments is fun

bright and dieing is nice

oh nice

yeah, somewhat
my cat died and i got a new one, technically
and im sad
hows it in somewhere above the usa?
#117 to #116 - altari (09/11/2015) [-]
But why does it have to kill me? Just change the rest of your profile to a different colour and it won't be so bad. I think my eyes might die.

I'm taking a networking course, and over the past 3 days of class I've been there for like 10/21 hours because of cancellations and stuff. Good fun.

Are you working or collegeing right now?
Also have this thing. I found it in the depths of my webm folder.
User avatar #118 to #117 - zhlandir (09/11/2015) [-]
Waiting for work to start

ohgod the spoiler button just changed

yes

wait
User avatar #119 to #118 - altari (09/11/2015) [-]
where the **** is it

I cant find the spoiler
User avatar #121 to #119 - zhlandir (09/11/2015) [-]
admin why
User avatar #120 to #119 - zhlandir (09/11/2015) [-]
aaaaaaaaaaaa
User avatar #122 to #120 - altari (09/11/2015) [-]
well that's ******* disgusting

I hope it doesn't stay
User avatar #123 to #122 - zhlandir (09/11/2015) [-]
admin is just pissed that we went ******* about the thumbs and now changes everything
User avatar #124 to #123 - altari (09/11/2015) [-]
at least the thumbs look okay now.
the new spoilers are just **** .
User avatar #125 to #124 - zhlandir (09/11/2015) [-]
yeah hes like a teenage girl

User avatar #126 to #125 - altari (09/11/2015) [-]
Why cant he at least be hot one rather than a bitchy semi-attractive one
User avatar #127 to #126 - zhlandir (09/11/2015) [-]
this
User avatar #111 to #110 - zhlandir (08/18/2015) [-]
I CANT JUST TAKE IT BACK

HGNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN













HGNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
#112 to #111 - altari (08/18/2015) [-]
You will be assimilated into the best girl hype.
User avatar #113 to #112 - zhlandir (08/18/2015) [-]
pls no

she looks like some waifu material BUT NO
#114 to #113 - altari (08/18/2015) [-]
Worst ship, but cute.
She's cute as **** mate. YES
User avatar #103 - skyrimdovah (07/12/2015) [-]
RIP
User avatar #104 to #103 - zhlandir (07/18/2015) [-]
wut
User avatar #105 to #104 - skyrimdovah (07/19/2015) [-]
You've been gone a while, I assumed the worst.
User avatar #106 to #105 - zhlandir (07/19/2015) [-]
i feel quite honored for you to notice my absence

i've indeed been gone for 11 days, festival and relatives

but not ded yet

how about you, are you dead?
User avatar #108 to #107 - zhlandir (07/19/2015) [-]
sad times
#69 - altari (06/06/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#70 to #69 - zhlandir (06/06/2015) [-]
wut did i do
User avatar #96 to #70 - altari (06/06/2015) [-]
Then why don't you just buy more money
User avatar #97 to #96 - zhlandir (06/06/2015) [-]
good
User avatar #98 to #97 - altari (06/06/2015) [-]
yes
User avatar #99 to #98 - zhlandir (06/06/2015) [-]
no
User avatar #100 to #99 - altari (06/06/2015) [-]
:3

mao play scholar fag
User avatar #101 to #100 - zhlandir (06/06/2015) [-]
meow

get
internet
fgt
#102 to #101 - altari (06/06/2015) [-]
That speeeeeeed   
   
jk it should be anyday now. Maybe they're delayed.
That speeeeeeed

jk it should be anyday now. Maybe they're delayed.
#71 to #70 - altari (06/06/2015) [-]
exist   
   
where u been bae   
   
we need to do things
exist

where u been bae

we need to do things
#72 to #71 - zhlandir (06/06/2015) [-]
i was right here   
   
is your internet back?
i was right here

is your internet back?

#73 to #72 - altari (06/06/2015) [-]
no    
   
I can't even pay my bill rn cuz I need an account number to do so. But my account number is on my bill. I know the struggle.
no

I can't even pay my bill rn cuz I need an account number to do so. But my account number is on my bill. I know the struggle.
#74 to #73 - zhlandir (06/06/2015) [-]
what the 			****		 mate   
   
   
how can you even live without internet
what the **** mate


how can you even live without internet

User avatar #76 to #74 - altari (06/06/2015) [-]
new1.fjcdn.com/movies/dd/69/dd697a_5570183.mp4

I ******* love guilty crown. There was a post and i found a thing.
#75 to #74 - altari (06/06/2015) [-]
I have internet. I just can't pay for it. I'm going down to the store later today.
#77 to #75 - zhlandir (06/06/2015) [-]
dyrus my man

i watched guilty crown

i cried

10/10
#78 to #77 - altari (06/06/2015) [-]
dyrus is my waifu. I don't care if he's the worst player on tissum rn he'll always be my favourite.

So what have you been up to? I've been playing Scholar and FFV. Also some league.
#80 to #78 - zhlandir (06/06/2015) [-]
btw guilty crown song is german in it

#rekt
#masterrace
#ihategermans

#81 to #80 - altari (06/06/2015) [-]
I have no idea what they're singing in it. Now I'm one step closer. yaaaay.

And your picture is ******* horrifying. jeesus.
#79 to #78 - zhlandir (06/06/2015) [-]
He only gets focused, hes good   
   
I played aloooooot of Ekko   
BLack Waifu inc   
   
also witcher 3   
i started playing it   
and binged it for 18 hours straight   
			*******		 			****		 thats a great game, even though my fps are only around 40 with it i still enjoyed it (on lowest settings) and it probably has about 100 more hours of play ???   
   
also some counter strike   
   
and i bought splatoon   
best   
shooter   
ever   
   
+ i played alot of smash too, i found love in mr  game & watch and ike   
   
aaand alot of hearthstone too, millrogue and druid   
   
also ive been watching rick & morty   
jesus 			*******		 christ that show is hilarious give it a watch   
   
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand i think that sums it up   
maybe   
maybe i forgot something   
   
get internet you scrub
He only gets focused, hes good

I played aloooooot of Ekko
BLack Waifu inc

also witcher 3
i started playing it
and binged it for 18 hours straight
******* **** thats a great game, even though my fps are only around 40 with it i still enjoyed it (on lowest settings) and it probably has about 100 more hours of play ???

also some counter strike

and i bought splatoon
best
shooter
ever

+ i played alot of smash too, i found love in mr game & watch and ike

aaand alot of hearthstone too, millrogue and druid

also ive been watching rick & morty
jesus ******* christ that show is hilarious give it a watch

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand i think that sums it up
maybe
maybe i forgot something

get internet you scrub


#82 to #79 - altari (06/06/2015) [-]
Ekko is obviously the most balance rn. He should be a ninja he's so in-sinc with balance.  I'm still super salty about him. I've been playing draft all week to avoid him.    
   
Witcher 3 is on my to-get-list. I hear it's god tier.    
   
Did you hear about the possible DS3 announcement?
Ekko is obviously the most balance rn. He should be a ninja he's so in-sinc with balance. I'm still super salty about him. I've been playing draft all week to avoid him.

Witcher 3 is on my to-get-list. I hear it's god tier.

Did you hear about the possible DS3 announcement?
User avatar #83 to #82 - zhlandir (06/06/2015) [-]
no wut
sorry im in a league game im slow
User avatar #86 to #83 - altari (06/06/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyRJ5u-L8qw

Of course not. Here. It's possible there won't be a pc port for it.
User avatar #85 to #83 - altari (06/06/2015) [-]


I'm to lazy to find more. This seems legit enough. I hope this embed thingy works. It's been a bitch lately.
#84 to #83 - altari (06/06/2015) [-]
I've seen a few posts that seem pretty legit. They say it will be announced at E3.   
   
Gimme a sec and I'll find some links.
I've seen a few posts that seem pretty legit. They say it will be announced at E3.

Gimme a sec and I'll find some links.
User avatar #87 to #84 - zhlandir (06/06/2015) [-]
it is gorgeous

idk i love ekko

but now i play irelia, better nerf her
User avatar #88 to #87 - altari (06/06/2015) [-]
I can't wait a year

But I don't want miyazaki(?) to **** up multiplayer again.
User avatar #89 to #88 - zhlandir (06/06/2015) [-]
he will **** it up again

4 different games
all had it ****** up
User avatar #90 to #89 - altari (06/06/2015) [-]
I hope not.

Ds 1 had connection issues, 2 was great imo, and BB was worse than both times infinity.
User avatar #91 to #90 - zhlandir (06/06/2015) [-]
DS2 still had peer to peer

If they have servers it would be so great
peer to peer is good when everybody has great ******* internet

everybody has ********* internet imo
User avatar #92 to #91 - altari (06/06/2015) [-]
What are you trying to say bitch. I"M TRYING TO GET BETTER INTERNET :'(
User avatar #95 to #92 - zhlandir (06/06/2015) [-]
nah my friend lives in the city and has worse internet than me
User avatar #93 to #92 - zhlandir (06/06/2015) [-]
MY INTERNET IS ****** TOO YOU UGLY CUNT

GOOD INTERNET IS LIKE 100 MBiT


(thats not neede for peer to peer tho, just.. better than ours)
User avatar #94 to #93 - altari (06/06/2015) [-]
I cri

get an apartment fag. Then you can have better internet. Also put a job somewhere in there.
User avatar #66 - sircoops (05/21/2015) [-]
I have a Strong urge to friend you on steam.
#67 to #66 - zhlandir (05/21/2015) [-]
Why that?

But feel free to do it. I'm always looking for new people to play with.

steamcommunity.com/id/imafuckyouupyoulilshit

That's meeee
User avatar #68 to #67 - sircoops (05/21/2015) [-]
Ok
Take this as a thank you
raaaaave.corgiorgy.com/
User avatar #63 - shadowstepone (05/20/2015) [-]
you mentioned that you wanted to play ekko
i'd be willing to lend you my beta account if you want, though you'll have to install the beta client
#64 to #63 - zhlandir (05/20/2015) [-]
I uninstalled the PBE client like last month ago

But if you'd let me try, sure

I'd appreciate it
I fully trust random strangers on the internet - so should you
User avatar #65 to #64 - shadowstepone (05/20/2015) [-]
it's not like i'm giving you the keys to my house or anything, and it's not like i use it often. In fact, i think i've afk'd enough that i've got the 5 minute wait thing. someone might as well use it.
#61 - altari (04/18/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#62 to #61 - zhlandir (04/18/2015) [-]
Birthdays are great
Thank you my love
#60 - zhlandir (04/03/2015) [-]
GLORIOUS
GLORIOUS
#58 - zhlandir (02/25/2015) [-]
just for ***** and giggles
#56 - bizengaust (02/20/2015) [-]
Take my favorite simpsons gif as a token of our friendship
Take my favorite simpsons gif as a token of our friendship
#57 to #56 - zhlandir (02/20/2015) [-]
Awwww yissss
Awwww yissss
#55 - ktom (02/17/2015) [-]
here take this
User avatar #54 - joekerr (02/16/2015) [-]
Thanks a lot for the Ernie & Bert comp.s!
#50 - altari (02/13/2015) [-]
For you, you sack of ****
#51 to #50 - zhlandir (02/13/2015) [-]
And it's not even valentines day you lil faggot   
   
   
Thank youuu   
Do I have to make one too now? I suck at 			****		 like that :I    
Maybe..
And it's not even valentines day you lil faggot


Thank youuu
Do I have to make one too now? I suck at **** like that :I
Maybe..
#52 to #51 - altari (02/13/2015) [-]
I didn't use a website the **** are you talking about.
I was just dicking around with them so I made a few.
#53 to #52 - zhlandir (02/13/2015) [-]
hahaha scrub

thx tho

ima uhhh hh h hh h hh
#48 - fulltryhard (02/12/2015) [-]
I didnt know you are a cat
I didnt know you are a cat
#46 - altari (02/10/2015) [-]
4 u I figured you'd want iy.
#47 to #46 - zhlandir (02/10/2015) [-]
OH GOD I LOVE IT

TAKE ME
TAKE ME NOW
User avatar #42 - ChromedDragon ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
sup
#43 to #42 - zhlandir (01/25/2015) [-]
yo you found me   
   
im impressed
yo you found me

im impressed
#44 to #43 - ChromedDragon ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
does this look like the face of a man that couldn't find you
does this look like the face of a man that couldn't find you
#45 to #44 - zhlandir (01/25/2015) [-]
i suppose you got a point there   
   
im still somewhat impressed    
   
not sure if it actually is a face tho
i suppose you got a point there

im still somewhat impressed

not sure if it actually is a face tho
User avatar #41 - zhlandir (01/24/2015) [-]
Machinae Supremacy - Player One [ with lyrics ]
User avatar #40 - zhlandir (01/24/2015) [-]
test
#38 - altari (12/05/2014) [-]
Yo.  Sorry I'm late was driving most of the day.
Yo. Sorry I'm late was driving most of the day.
#39 to #38 - zhlandir (12/06/2014) [-]
Yooo!  Sorry I didnt respond I had friends over for a 8playerSMASHevening  was swell yo  daaaamn i was stoned  Im pretty sure its like 6 at your place now  'sup
Yooo! Sorry I didnt respond I had friends over for a 8playerSMASHevening was swell yo daaaamn i was stoned Im pretty sure its like 6 at your place now 'sup
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