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#43 - listerthepessimist (1 hour ago) [-]
I wouldn't be at all surprised
#44 - zhlandir (1 hour ago) [-]
I love him but I also hate him..
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I give it when people ask for it.
#29 - JESUS I want him to read me a bedtime story  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2014 on Santa flytrap +2
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That's what everyone wants.
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#28 - hentaiacc (12/24/2014) [-]
He is always awesome.
#29 - zhlandir (12/24/2014) [-]
JESUS
I want him to read me a bedtime story
#36 - hentaiacc (12/24/2014) [-]
That's what everyone wants.
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#38 - altari ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
Yo.  Sorry I'm late was driving most of the day.
Yo. Sorry I'm late was driving most of the day.
#39 to #38 - zhlandir ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
Yooo!  Sorry I didnt respond I had friends over for a 8playerSMASHevening  was swell yo  daaaamn i was stoned  Im pretty sure its like 6 at your place now  'sup
Yooo! Sorry I didnt respond I had friends over for a 8playerSMASHevening was swell yo daaaamn i was stoned Im pretty sure its like 6 at your place now 'sup
User avatar #34 - altari ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
When you wake up, tell me what your steam name is. If you have steam But I'd assume you do
User avatar #35 to #34 - zhlandir ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
laurin2424

(Its the Sir Anti-Bringer one, but youll find me unter the one I mentioned)
Im now going to bed
seeya
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uh
a bit
User avatar #36 to #35 - altari ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Found it. Sleep tight.
#37 to #36 - zhlandir ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
I did and now I'm back for more
I did and now I'm back for more

#1 - altari ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Let's continue this here.  Or i'll get flagged for spam again.    There's a thread limit that stops you from posting too much in a row. That's why you couldn't reply.
Let's continue this here. Or i'll get flagged for spam again. There's a thread limit that stops you from posting too much in a row. That's why you couldn't reply.
#2 to #1 - zhlandir ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
That wouldn't be wonderful, no no I need more lewd pics I can't just post random porn Oh, the more you know Can't get banned nono
#26 to #2 - altari ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Just make a new comment or comment on a different one in the chain.   Usually the first one so there's more room.    1v1 me fgt   I dun have any of the dlcs. I only just barely started DS 2. I like it so far, but I've been invaded around 20 times already   only lost once though  tits are nice      
   
 I just got unflagged. Aw yea.
Just make a new comment or comment on a different one in the chain. Usually the first one so there's more room. 1v1 me fgt I dun have any of the dlcs. I only just barely started DS 2. I like it so far, but I've been invaded around 20 times already only lost once though tits are nice

I just got unflagged. Aw yea.
#28 to #26 - zhlandir ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
sounds reasonable enough fite me irl i finished the first and second dlc on like, day1 of them being released - dunno why i stopped at the 3rd.. i have it but ive yet to finish it ive pumped like 300 hours into it and about 200 into the first andi got a chance to play bloodborne alpha a month ago more tits itsatrap
#30 to #28 - altari ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
I will wrek u fg   Are they worth getting?   I'm about ~10 hours in.   But I have like 4 characters that are that far. One has 24 hours but it's not far in. I was mostly screwing around with that one.   Nice      
   
   
 Hate to leave ya hanging, but I have to go to work.   Talk to ya later?
I will wrek u fg Are they worth getting? I'm about ~10 hours in. But I have like 4 characters that are that far. One has 24 hours but it's not far in. I was mostly screwing around with that one. Nice


Hate to leave ya hanging, but I have to go to work. Talk to ya later?
#31 to #30 - zhlandir ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
come at me then yes definitely roughly 10 hours if not more content per dlc play it ineeddarksoulsfriends learn to love it work? filthy casual i'd coop with you but i think the first playthrough should be done solo bcuz yes but if you want we can play sometimes work what are you a filthy casual later/tomorrow yes it was a pleasure gmodidiotboxhuehuehue
#32 to #31 - altari ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
I secretly love dark souls 2 and need friends who play it.   I don't like summoning people for anything but bosses, it takes the challenge away.   But I've always wanted to play coop.     
   
 Goobye
I secretly love dark souls 2 and need friends who play it. I don't like summoning people for anything but bosses, it takes the challenge away. But I've always wanted to play coop.

Goobye
#33 to #32 - zhlandir ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
according to everthing that happened were gonna be bestest of friends i like coop runs but only after i beat the content alone farewell inb4 5edgy3me

kthxbye
User avatar #4 to #2 - altari ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Maizono Knew You Were Despair Your pic reminded me of this.
User avatar #6 to #4 - zhlandir ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Im ashamed to admit that I didn't know the source
#3 to #2 - altari ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
You and me both.   I got flagged for posting one of my black Hanekawa pics earlier.   I've come quite close.
You and me both. I got flagged for posting one of my black Hanekawa pics earlier. I've come quite close.
#5 to #3 - zhlandir ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
In our conversation? I believe you did.
#7 to #5 - altari ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Ahri Naw. On a different post.
#8 to #7 - zhlandir ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
I'm glad, I would've died knowing it was my fault Seductive fox How did my name end up on your list anyway Im curious
#9 to #8 - altari ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
It was my idiocy. *sexy fox I looked through the comments on the post for people who said they weren't mentioned or mentioned themselves. Then I mentioned them so they didn't feel left out. And now I have a new friend.
#10 to #9 - zhlandir ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Idiocy is fun basically the same Oh darn - well, thank you *w* And you're my first, even Should I make your pulse rise?
#11 to #10 - altari ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Only if you don't know your an idiot close, but not quite Just don't make it stop
#12 to #11 - zhlandir ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
... you got a point Mmhm! It wouldn't be fun to just stop there, would it?
#13 to #12 - altari ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Of course not...... But where do we go from here? You should still get some sleep.
#14 to #13 - zhlandir ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
But is it  That's a remarkably good question  Further down the rabbit hole I suppose  NoO    
   
   
 It's only like 17:22 here
But is it That's a remarkably good question Further down the rabbit hole I suppose NoO


It's only like 17:22 here
#15 to #14 - altari ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
I dunno, lol rabbit holes are nice yiiiis


You're 5 hours ahead of me then. It's 12:24 here. Gonna make food. Might be late replying.
#16 to #15 - zhlandir ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
see, its trickier than we could ever imagine quite, quite I stalked your profile - Canadian? It would be fine if I wouldn't be up since like 04:00 have a good one though i cant promise i wont die from waiting
#17 to #16 - altari ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
......stalker Yep. New Brunswick to be exact. Then just go to bed and do it again. It's a win-win for you. rip in pepperini
#18 to #17 - zhlandir ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
huehue never heard of it, gosh no i gotta be awake tomorrow i... i will have friends over noone as close as me and you tho im ded now might aswell sleep inb4 rape threat
#19 to #18 - altari ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
It's on the east side or Canada Sleep is for the weak then? Go to sleep Rape threat

#20 to #19 - zhlandir ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
too far for me to come and molest you then  too bad  sleeping for a week afterwards  no i must stay strong and vigilant   
FOR MY PEOPLE    
FOR JUSTICE    
 pls no :<
too far for me to come and molest you then too bad sleeping for a week afterwards no i must stay strong and vigilant
FOR MY PEOPLE
FOR JUSTICE

pls no :<
#21 to #20 - altari ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
'a week'    more like a 'weak' amr   nerd   be strong mang     
   
 pls yes.    
 On a new topic, do you play Dank Souls?
'a week' more like a 'weak' amr nerd be strong mang

pls yes.
On a new topic, do you play Dank Souls?
User avatar #29 to #21 - zhlandir ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
His version is quite funny too but I think I've watched PlagueOfGripes 50 times already and Im still laughing
User avatar #25 to #21 - zhlandir ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
btw here
have some lols


www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9x_koRZ2bA
User avatar #27 to #25 - altari ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Dark Souls Prepare to Fap Edition waifu review DouchebagChocolat has a pretty funny review of it too.
#24 to #21 - zhlandir ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
i cant reply again how do we start a new chain ahhh oh so thats fitting ima rek you up punk yes i do very much so much that im hyped as **** about bloodborne or scholar of the first sin - the latter being a bitter taste though because damn from why you do that splitting up pc playerbase like that and letting us repay for graphics andd 6 player and ahhh i could go on like this for many more but i think ill break the character count here have some tits
#22 to #21 - zhlandir ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
*winkwink* maybe two weeks ... i dont get it 2+2=4 strong like a leaf in the wind but.. ima hittin dat all daaaay no wait wrong reaction pic
nvm
its k
#23 to #22 - altari ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
I was calling you weak for needing sleep   Or a grain of sand in a storm   So you like DS then?
I was calling you weak for needing sleep Or a grain of sand in a storm So you like DS then?
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