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Consoles Owned: PS2
Video Games Played: Minecraft, Beat Hazard, Audiosurf, Portal 1/2, Borderlands 2, Trackmania 2 Canyon, L4D2, Serious Sam 2 etc
Interests: Gaming, Karate, Music
Date Signed Up:4/23/2012
Last Login:12/22/2014
Location:Denmark
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Comment Ranking:#11550
Highest Content Rank:#13017
Highest Comment Rank:#1471
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Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Times Content Favorited:15 times
Total Comments Made:964
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#28 - awww digestive end product October 20th birthday master race  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on Were you birthday sex?... 0
User avatar #31 - ilcecchino (07/14/2014) [-]
no digestive end product?
#133 - I did, but posting copypastas was never really funny imo  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on Favorite Animal +1
User avatar #135 - forbesydemon (07/11/2014) [-]
Shitposting is always great.
#130 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Favorite Animal 0
User avatar #132 - forbesydemon (07/11/2014) [-]
I take it you didn't read the bullshit tumblr post which we agreed to be the new copypasta.
User avatar #133 - zhitman (07/11/2014) [-]
I did, but posting copypastas was never really funny imo
User avatar #135 - forbesydemon (07/11/2014) [-]
Shitposting is always great.
#138 - He looks more like Jim Carrey imo 07/11/2014 on AAAWWWW YYEEAAAHHHHH! 0
#44 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Farquaad 4 +3
#64 - anonymous (07/14/2014) [-]
These took about 30 seconds.
#63 - anonymous (07/14/2014) [-]
#62 - anonymous (07/14/2014) [-]
#952 - Hipspeebadameeppanaw 07/09/2014 on Bill Cosby Speak 0
#1412 - hail hydrate picture dimensions on my phone… 06/29/2014 on Post your selfie here +2
#9 - Sounds like ********  [+] (10 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Truth about flying +186
User avatar #183 - buddhadom (06/30/2014) [-]
Actually most of these are true.

Source? My dad was watching through the whole process of me reading this and he could assure most of these. He's an experienced pilot. Not the ones about the flight assistants or the ones about the water but technical shit is legit. Example: Pilots can land a plane on whatever airport to evacuate a passenger making a scene and get him arrested. Another one: The ashtrays can be found both in the inside and the outside of the restrooms. If the inside ones ever malfunction, you can replace them with the outside one. But if the outside ones are broken, you aren't allowed to fly the plane because if the inner one was ever to malfunction, there would be no way of recomposing it.

Most of it is legit. Though drinks are always free, no need to tip a FA. You're paying for a full flight experience. Drinks are implied.
User avatar #371 - Mitro (06/30/2014) [-]
You sound like bullshit too.
User avatar #64 - thisisbait (06/29/2014) [-]
I can guarantee the water ones are 100% true, i got to do summer work cleaning them for Southwest at O'Hare, nasty fucking water tanks...
#387 - anonymous (06/30/2014) [-]
So basically they do get cleaned?
User avatar #426 - thisisbait (06/30/2014) [-]
I was one of 3 people doing it, and only southwest was getting theirs cleaned.

And even then, i doubt they had been cleaned in a long ass time.
#325 - wagastragas (06/30/2014) [-]
he was saying they never get clean up at all toguht so still a bit exagerated
User avatar #116 - thisisbait (06/30/2014) [-]
There isnt like, the nasty green goo theyre talking about, but like hard-water buildup and this chalky stuff that comes off the sides is everywhere. Many of them also had dead bugs inside.
#114 - anonymous (06/30/2014) [-]
is it true that should never drink the water unless the plane comes from a bottle?
#115 - thisisbait (06/30/2014) [-]
Bottled planes are much cleaner and safer to consume than the planes provided by the airline.
User avatar #35 - falconet (06/29/2014) [-]
at least 60-70% is
#16 - The posters in the background 06/28/2014 on Be careful online +3
#232 - Picture 06/28/2014 on Loser Bingo 0
#18 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2014 on rekt +117
#136 - forbesydemon (06/29/2014) [-]
Somebody used something I made. I feel slightly proud
#34 - At first I thought the joke was that the bong is so long that … 06/25/2014 on Stoned to the max. +1
#980623 - Blink dagger used to be unpurchasable by Pudge and Vengeful Sp… 06/24/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#28 - I think you a word there  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on Wanna go out on a date or... 0
User avatar #29 - AnonsForSure (06/24/2014) [-]
I accidentally the whole cola bottle.

yeah, the missing word was "laughed".
#679 - **zhitman rolls 7,573** 3758 06/23/2014 on roll 3333 0
#22 - Sponge + ogre = hedgehog wot 06/23/2014 on Awful, Awful Fanart +4
#7 - No hard feelings m8  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on Jolly-Cooperation 0
User avatar #8 - roxasftw (06/23/2014) [-]
:3
#5 - Oh, didn't see you were posting in a dark souls channel …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Jolly-Cooperation 0
User avatar #6 - roxasftw (06/23/2014) [-]
Ok I forgive you
Love you :3
No homo
ok homo
anyway, sorry if any of this came out rude, I don't want you to have any misconceptions about this, You can't really tell over text if someone feels angry towards you or happy torwards you
User avatar #7 - zhitman (06/23/2014) [-]
No hard feelings m8
User avatar #8 - roxasftw (06/23/2014) [-]
:3
#3 - y'know, there's a video games board for a reason  [+] (5 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Jolly-Cooperation 0
User avatar #4 - roxasftw (06/23/2014) [-]
But it's about dark souls, I thought I would have a better chance considering that I want
people that own darksouls, and a lot of people who view the channel "Darksoulstime"
Probally own it, because you would be lost without any knowledge of dark souls in that
channel, see where I'm getting at?
User avatar #5 - zhitman (06/23/2014) [-]
Oh, didn't see you were posting in a dark souls channel

Nevermind me then, i'm just a bored dude browsing newest uploads
User avatar #6 - roxasftw (06/23/2014) [-]
Ok I forgive you
Love you :3
No homo
ok homo
anyway, sorry if any of this came out rude, I don't want you to have any misconceptions about this, You can't really tell over text if someone feels angry towards you or happy torwards you
User avatar #7 - zhitman (06/23/2014) [-]
No hard feelings m8
User avatar #8 - roxasftw (06/23/2014) [-]
:3
#14 - These comments doe 06/22/2014 on Physics 0
#39 - Picture 06/21/2014 on Show me your war face! 0
#208 - Speaking of Fahrenheit only being used in 5 countries... 06/19/2014 on Some Random Interesting... +1
#176 - Audiosurf and Antichamber are the only games I can think of ri… 06/17/2014 on Game Types Shown At This... 0
#266 - I can sorta kinda understand the last one. I mean your foot is… 06/17/2014 on Natural Selection At It's... +3
#84 - Dammit, would've posted the picture of the back of a troop tra… 06/16/2014 on Anthropomorphic Objects 0
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