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Date Signed Up:10/16/2012
Last Login:7/23/2014
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Comment Ranking:#29062
Highest Comment Rank:#7690
Comment Thumbs: 321 total,  403 ,  82
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 132 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 133 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Total Comments Made:153
FJ Points:321

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#25 - They will never make an assassins creed that is heavily stealt…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2013 on Assassins 0
User avatar #42 - Crusader (07/31/2013) [-]
Red Dead?
#91 - Artist, anyone? 07/31/2013 on Teenage mutant female turtles +1
#323 - I'm not going to lie... It's funny as hell when someone is stu… 07/28/2013 on Invaded -1
#64 - Well... That went better than expected. 07/28/2013 on Taking the bus +1
#66 - LET THEM  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on Good Guy Google Chrome +1
User avatar #68 - agentzerothree (07/23/2013) [-]
Let them what?
#3 - The best part is the high-five at the end  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2013 on Alpha Walrus +12
User avatar #6 - mdmazing (07/22/2013) [-]
Yea, he was like: "Did you see that, bro?" "Yea, nice one." *high-five*
#8 - There really is a difference to it isn't there? No matter how … 07/22/2013 on 7 most gruesome deaths at... +1
#20 - Oh god... Laughed way more than I should have -.- 07/18/2013 on You’re using the potty... +1
#132 - Really? There is that big a difference? I've always... &qu…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2013 on damn +1
User avatar #137 - hotsaws (07/14/2013) [-]
I think it's that I can't watch that makes it seem worse for me. I bet pediatric shots would scare me just as much if I was forced to look away.
#131 - I've always... "liked" is not the right word. Been f… 07/13/2013 on damn 0
#126 - I think that's how it is for most people, as a child you know … 07/13/2013 on damn 0
#125 - Also never understood why they do that. I have had a simil…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2013 on damn +1
User avatar #134 - newforomador (07/14/2013) [-]
People do it like that because if you are expecting the pain then it will usually hurt even more.
#119 - I remember getting a shot when I was like 7. My dad was with m… 07/13/2013 on damn 0
#20 - Never understood that. Nurse/doctor, or whoever would give me …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/13/2013 on damn +11
#183 - PadreRasta (07/14/2013) [-]
My mom used to say that, and it always feared me. Whenever something bad happened on a movie, she told me to look away. And when i had to take a shot, she tells me to "look away"? What are they going to do, rip my arm off?
Then, one day, I asked my father to go with me, and he said one of the smartest things he could do: "Look at it. See how silly it is. You had worse injuries playing in the backyard" and stuff like that. And I noticed how silly it really is.
User avatar #123 - waterbottlemanboy (07/13/2013) [-]
I always used to think it was a lot worse than it ever was up until a few years ago, now whenever I need it I'm just like "Get it over with."
User avatar #126 - zhanxious (07/13/2013) [-]
I think that's how it is for most people, as a child you know there is unpleasantness/pain coming, as an adult you have experienced worse both physically and mentally and on top of everything else a little syringe doesn't matter.
User avatar #24 - messerauditore (07/13/2013) [-]
The worst was "look away, and I'll do it on the count of three" or some shit, then they'd inject it early to get it over with. Looking back, that's probably why I have trust issues...
User avatar #125 - zhanxious (07/13/2013) [-]
Also never understood why they do that.
I have had a similar experience when I broke my left arm. They gave me the option to be sedated, but then I would have to stay there until, like, 10 PM and even as a 13 year old kid I was like: "It's 2 PM now, ain't nobody got time for that!" so I took it like a man.
They laid me down on a bed and the doctor grabbed my arm, said: "I'll count to five and then break it back ok? One... Two..." I'm thinking: "Okay, I've got 3 seconds left, let me gather my courage and I'll be ready for the... CRACK! SUDDEN PAIN! I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS!!!" Had he just waited and done it after five I would have been fine, my ass clenched and mind ready to go, but NOOO, he had to do it after two instead!
Dick move that IMO works counter intuitive.
User avatar #134 - newforomador (07/14/2013) [-]
People do it like that because if you are expecting the pain then it will usually hurt even more.
#49 - Doesn't specify if it's only in america or in the UK as well, …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2013 on Amazon Sale 0
User avatar #54 - niggastolemyname (07/13/2013) [-]
Vs. buying air? no thanks.
User avatar #106 - Redfinale (07/13/2013) [-]
unless the server that supply the games goes away entirely, you essentially have access to your game a near infinite amount of times, you just need a computer/internet to download it. This is against the argument of buying the hard copy is superior in which as soon as you lose the disk, your shit out of luck. the only way the hard copy route works well is if the game requires registration on a collective such as steam (happened to me when i bought a hard copy of fallout nv) or blizzard (or other mmo / like sites) where your game gets registered to a central area and you can download copies should you lose your disks. Many games that steam does offer however, can be bought and played without ever going through steam at all. Lose those disks and you're screwed. So in the eyes of most gamers, buying digital versions of games, thus bypassing ever needing disks, is often the better and/or most convenient way to go about it.
#50 - Or they read about it and thought: "Hey, we can make a ga… 07/11/2013 on Ophiocordyceps unilateralis... 0
#84 - Seriously, I keep seeing these on every other post or so. …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2013 on TV is porn in south korea 0
#99 - affects (07/11/2013) [-]
Watamote.
It's a manga and the second episode of the anime will be released soon.
User avatar #121 - retardedowl (07/11/2013) [-]
I'm watching the first episode now and this is really fucking depressing and funny.
#10 - Is he excited because he just found a little brother/sister or..? 07/10/2013 on Sweet -3
#32 - "Retoast" Oh god... 07/10/2013 on A second chance... -2
#6234 - Time to thumb! 07/10/2013 on Thumb Orgy +5
#26 - "Retweeted by Angy" 07/10/2013 on Oops! +4
#151 - ok 07/09/2013 on tomboy 0
#22 - The problem here is whether or not having a dick makes you mal…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/09/2013 on Alt. Ending 0
#52 - devout feminist (07/09/2013) [-]
Here you have to differentiate between gender and sex. Is a sexual attraction based on gender? No, it's based off of sex. Anything to do with attraction based on personality or mental identity (gender) isn't related to one's sexuality. So, if you're attracted to the male genitalia, I'd personally classify that as homo or at least bisexual, if you have male genitalia as well. If you are a straight male, you shouldn't be attracted to male genitalia, even if it's on the body of someone that appears female.

If that's your "fetish", and claim that you don't find male genitalia attractive on the body of a male, then you're probably lying to yourself, or you're just a bisexual who isn't attracted to masculine features, which is true for a lot of bisexuals (typically women).
#45 - devout feminist (07/09/2013) [-]
dick = male
vagina = female

boobs=female or fat male
User avatar #40 - arandomanon (07/09/2013) [-]
2 people say disgusted
#53 - arandomanon (07/09/2013) [-]
I don't know why I get red thumbs though, I was just pointing out he was -2 when I did the comment so thank you very much.
#3 - Because you turned off adblock.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2013 on May +18
User avatar #4 - splendiddust (07/09/2013) [-]
I CANT REMEMBER THERE BEING THIS MANY
#7 - vorarephilia (07/09/2013) [-]
I had 13 ads per page on funnyjunk because I had adware on chrome. check your extensions/add ons for anything you didn't download.

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#104 - I'm sorry  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2013 on tomboy 0
User avatar #150 - anahbell (07/09/2013) [-]
It's okay, don't be.
User avatar #151 - zhanxious (07/09/2013) [-]
ok
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