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Date Signed Up:10/16/2012
Last Login:10/31/2014
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Comment Ranking:#25440
Highest Comment Rank:#7690
Comment Thumbs: 325 total,  409 ,  84
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 132 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 133 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
Total Comments Made:159
FJ Points:325

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#36 - Picture 09/10/2013 on title +3
#334 - Picture 09/10/2013 on your suicide +13
#370 - That picture at the end was literally the only creepy thing in… 09/08/2013 on Terrifying Comp (Part 4) 0
#2 - Whenever I see this post I know it's time to go top bed. I…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2013 on 5:00 AM +1
User avatar #6 - igotyou (09/01/2013) [-]
night good sir.
#7 - People who doesn't want to get their fingers greasy? 08/31/2013 on Playing twister +1
#1572 - **zhanxious rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at … 08/31/2013 on Random Sex Roll +1
#4 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/31/2013 on Hot +25
#6 - KabulMan (08/31/2013) [-]
#5 - gamerjjl (08/31/2013) [-]
#37 - Picture 08/31/2013 on did you just +1
#51 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2013 on MMO Life -2
#90 - memealert (08/31/2013) [-]
im getting to use this more and more often.
#6 - "while don't give a **** and don't let peopl… 08/27/2013 on I'm a Cool Cat 0
#10 - Where's this from?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2013 on May was best girl. +1
User avatar #14 - ningyoaijin (08/26/2013) [-]
suzumiya haruhi no yuuutsu, it's Haruhi's face edited to look like an ahegao (crazy orgasm face).
#99 - Made me smile. More than I can say about most posts on FJ. 08/25/2013 on google it 0
#52 - They don't. That's the point. 08/16/2013 on The beauty in the art of war +1
#21 - So is that real or part of the trick?  [+] (6 new replies) 08/13/2013 on Fine Line 0
User avatar #25 - mcfattyfatty (08/13/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU8k_v8BIzg It was real. But he was rushed to a hospital and survived.
User avatar #31 - heraske (08/13/2013) [-]
You're wrong. The United States had to evacuate the man who was killed by arrow in a blackhawk only 12 minutes away. When they got there, the man was bleeding severely from the trauma of the arrow caused by the head of the man. When the man stood up to be interviewed, it was believed to be fake as the man was bleeding unconsciously from his center forehead, which then bled off to the left forehead of his cranium. Though certain rumours circulate that it was his friend who was holding him up. This sparked certain interest, though, as such a horrific accident would scar most of us, but the archer just stood his friend up as a joke. Many state it's because he was Russian, but I think that is fake as you can tell by the jawline of the man, indicating that the cartilage of his nose might be a cross breed from an African Female Negro and a South American 1800's colonist. Further detailed reports show that autopsy's have discovered the man who was shot by a bow with an arrow was actually shot in the knee. He then wed his wife and had new born kids. I, myself, and for one, believe the man was killed on his way to the hospital in the blackhawk, as because the U.S.A doesn't believe in free health care and could not give healthcare to the man as he allegedly refused to give 140,000$ to cover the cost of taking the arrow out of his forehead. This caused speculation by U.S.A Federal Agents and the U.S public that the Russian man was, indeed, truly American and was seeking asylum in Russia due to the fact he was causing acts of treason. Another case said that one of the blackhawk medics got so fed up with the fact that he wasn't going to be payed a percentage of said 140,000$ and said "I am so done with this", and proceeded to jump out of the helicopter without parachute.

This is the true story from Wikipedia. Citations from Yahoo Answers.
#39 - mcfattyfatty (08/13/2013) [-]
Thank you for enlightening me. I have been taken for a fool. Thanks for bringing the real story man, and not being an ass about it like other people might be.
User avatar #38 - optimussum (08/13/2013) [-]
I laughed, therefore I owe you a thumb.
User avatar #24 - ocnamesaregone (08/13/2013) [-]
The whole thing is a fake.
#167 - Yes it's beautiful, I'm not going to argue that, but if I was … 08/13/2013 on Atlas moth 0
#1043 - There we go. I can live with that. 08/12/2013 on Superpowers 0
#1039 - **zhanxious rolls 709**  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2013 on Superpowers 0
User avatar #1043 - zhanxious (08/12/2013) [-]
There we go. I can live with that.
#1038 - **zhanxious rolls 176** 08/12/2013 on Superpowers 0
#1036 - **zhanxious rolls 271** 08/12/2013 on Superpowers 0
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