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Date Signed Up:10/16/2012
Last Login:10/30/2014
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#613 - Comment deleted 10/26/2014 on Get Funky, Funnyjunk! 0
#91 - **zhanxious rolls 32,195,013** 08/22/2014 on Roll for Red Text -1
#33 - It's nice when something makes me laugh on this day of sadness. 08/12/2014 on Sick moves bro 0
#13 - That happened to me a couple of years ago. I was really … 08/02/2014 on Weird Skyrim Story +1
#39 - I've always wondered if the pizza landing on the roof was inte…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on gentleman of colorS TONGUE... +3
#72 - organicglory (07/11/2014) [-]
when they filmed this, Bryan Cranston threw it perfectly like that on the first take.
Vince Gilligan said it was a "one in a million" shot
#1 - Totally not photoshopped 09/12/2013 on Bitches be like -2
#37 - Well... Could you send it my way as well? Would be greatly app… 09/11/2013 on Erotic 0
#162 - AHAHAHAHAHA, Seriously, I usually don't fall for these but thi… 09/11/2013 on Best greentext story ever. +3
#44 - **** yes 09/11/2013 on How Ken sees a fight +1
#57 - And when you run out of people you love?  [+] (5 new replies) 09/10/2013 on I will +1
User avatar #72 - Crusader (09/10/2013) [-]
You can't be resurrected, but if you're immortal, do you really think you will never have friends? lovers? kids?
User avatar #89 - fuckyouthatswhy (09/10/2013) [-]
after what happens to them everytime i would try not to make any
User avatar #111 - Crusader (09/10/2013) [-]
Then you lose the ability, but what if you didn't know?
User avatar #112 - fuckyouthatswhy (09/10/2013) [-]
well, every time I die, someone i love dies. I think everyone would find out sooner or later and even if I didn't losing so many loved ones would make me lose interest in making friends
#67 - Googlecow (09/10/2013) [-]
Well this type of immortality is from a series called the Night Angel Trilogy. In it, the only way that you can die is if you allow someone to die and don't care in the slightest. This breaks the "bond" of the black ka'kari (the thing granting this immortality) and the next time you die you stay permanently dead and the ka'kari finds a new person to bond.
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