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#449 - haha lol! 09/30/2012 on BE ADVISED 0
#408 - I thought she was a Salarian  [+] (2 new replies) 09/30/2012 on BE ADVISED +3
#417 - scientistsalarian (09/30/2012) [-]
good catch, very observant of you, she's my cousin
User avatar #449 - zhaffy (09/30/2012) [-]
haha lol!
#52 - I'm guessing that line was from the DOOM movie. 09/29/2012 on Good guy arabs -4
#141 - Thats like showing the best qualities of someone and comparing… 09/27/2012 on religion of peace 0
#68 - True enough. Bought ME 2 for my PS3 recently so that I could i… 09/25/2012 on NASA Space Colony Art from... 0
#66 - haha. Everybody is thinking it :)  [+] (2 new replies) 09/25/2012 on NASA Space Colony Art from... 0
User avatar #67 - Lewx (09/25/2012) [-]
I can never get enough of Mass Effect :(
User avatar #68 - zhaffy (09/25/2012) [-]
True enough. Bought ME 2 for my PS3 recently so that I could import the save to ME 3 since my playthough on ME3 was awful without importing savedata. Still enjoying ME2 though :)
#17 - Am I the only one who sees this? 09/25/2012 on Mehehehe +2
#61 - Kinda looks like the Citadel from Mass Effect  [+] (4 new replies) 09/25/2012 on NASA Space Colony Art from... +17
User avatar #64 - Lewx (09/25/2012) [-]
was just about to mention that.
User avatar #66 - zhaffy (09/25/2012) [-]
haha. Everybody is thinking it :)
User avatar #67 - Lewx (09/25/2012) [-]
I can never get enough of Mass Effect :(
User avatar #68 - zhaffy (09/25/2012) [-]
True enough. Bought ME 2 for my PS3 recently so that I could import the save to ME 3 since my playthough on ME3 was awful without importing savedata. Still enjoying ME2 though :)
#253 - Looks like iron man jizzed on their faces or something. Seriou… 09/22/2012 on Faggots 0
#42 - Do what I do. Sell my old games to get cash to buy newer ones 09/21/2012 on Borderlands 2 0
#111 - There is no spoon....... the keyboard kept bending for me.. 09/17/2012 on desc. 0
#60 - Finally someone who understands. they cry for more than 11 ye… 09/16/2012 on priceless 0
#32 - You call this a prank? 09/16/2012 on Dirty´╗┐ Prank +5
#164 - "idoctrinating" makes me think of mass effect 09/16/2012 on Good parenting 0
#137 - we do eat bacon. just not from pigs. we can eat chicken bacon,…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2012 on pigs +4
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#90 - AAAhhhh Blood Clot  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2012 on Snake venom +7
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#60 - I heard that there is gonna be a Deadpool movie in 2014. The X… 09/14/2012 on it's a perfect time for that +2
#98 - Can someone please enlighten me with reasons why everyone hate…  [+] (19 new replies) 09/14/2012 on pigs +2
#198 - tjocksnorris (09/14/2012) [-]
they're loud, and religious
This goes for christians aswell
User avatar #135 - carpaccio (09/14/2012) [-]
They don't eat bacon...
User avatar #137 - zhaffy (09/14/2012) [-]
we do eat bacon. just not from pigs. we can eat chicken bacon, turkey bacon, beef bacon etc
#149 - spedals (09/14/2012) [-]
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#113 - ineedanaccountyo (09/14/2012) [-]
Mainly because with some areas of muslims that live in the middle east area live in sharia law, which belongs in the middle ages. Islam has a lot more radicals then other religions really, and many areas try to force in sharia law
User avatar #126 - svulfie (09/14/2012) [-]
Now see, when you say that Sharia Law "belongs in the middle ages" and this point of view is being forced upon the Sharia law-supporters via military power from the west, are we not being extremists as well? Considering that most of what we consider to be "right" descends from our most popular religion throughout the last 1500 years. They enforce what they believe is "right" upon their own people, we enforce what we believe is "right" upon them.

I'm not a fan of Sharia Law, I'm just saying...
#140 - phatsno (09/14/2012) [-]
not sure why you are getting so many red thumbs...
#127 - ineedanaccountyo (09/14/2012) [-]
Have you seen some of the things done under the name of sharia law? Its barbaric. Here is just one example I found quickly, http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2002/aug/20/qanda.islam, a women stoned for adultery, buried to the neck and stoned to death. There are many other examples you will find if you look into it. Another example is one told to me by my brother mate who is serving overseas, they witnessed a man pull his wife into the street and execute her, for visiting another man without his permission or being accompanied by another male he trusted. Also have a look into the Muslim Brotherhood, a religious group in Egypt, known to have very extreme values.
User avatar #162 - ghustla (09/14/2012) [-]
What the man did is wrong you are not allowed to execute a man or a woman unless they are conformed having sex & they're not married to each other but both of them are married to someone else & not the one who are having sex with, but if one of them is married & the other one is not you still don't execute the one who is not married, some muslims interpret the Quran scripture & Hadith of the Prophet wrong
#206 - ineedanaccountyo (09/14/2012) [-]
The fact that you should be executed for not following your marital commitments is wrong, and women in that society are so poorly treated.
User avatar #443 - ghustla (09/14/2012) [-]
first point: Men are inclined toward women and women are inclined toward men that's given, but Islam forbid relations between men & women what should I do? here comes marriage as institution which fulfills this desire, you have need here's how to fulfill it you want to have sex get married
second point: how your society treat women like sex object & please spare me of the "only douches treat women like objects" look at your media & the companies that make cloths for women tighter each season & swimming suit that barely covers their genitalia & commercials, and we all know when a guy befriend a girl if he found her hot is to play games & hang out hell no but to have sex with her
#455 - ineedanaccountyo (09/14/2012) [-]
Im assuming that english is not your first language, and Im not to sure what your first point is, but I think you mean that sex is only for marriage?

With your second point, yes women are sexualised in western culture, but it a hell of a lot better then the way they are treated in the middle east
User avatar #464 - ghustla (09/14/2012) [-]
yes indeed english is not my first language thanks for understanding that, and yes as much some people treat women wrong in the west it also happens in the middle east and some of the Islamic countries, and no the west is not better in treating women, what is the punishment of a man raping a woman in the west? 5, 10, 25, life? after devastating the woman you put the guy in a room with moderated temperature, 3 meals a day why? after what he done that to woman really? and if you tell me that it's humans rights what about the victim right?
User avatar #133 - svulfie (09/14/2012) [-]
Yet again it shows that the western world is unable to consider things from more than one perspective. Yes I agree with you that the Sharia Laws are terrible, but why wouldn't I? I've grown up in a world where that is considered terrible, and therefore I think so too. Do not be so quick to believe that the west is that much better either. We execute people here too. And, atleast in the US, citizens can be imprisoned for life because they've grown a certain plant. There is suppression of free speech, and torture also take place in our prisons (might I also mention Guantanamo Bay here?);

#145 - ineedanaccountyo (09/14/2012) [-]
I agree that things are done that are bad in the western world, but its not something that is generally found to be acceptable by most people, that article is about how people are appalled by the polices actions, in areas that live under sharia law they agree with what is happening, and actively engage in the public stonings, of course there may be some that live there that disagree, but the majority are for it. And I dont agree with all of western world laws either, especially considering in America, the incredible inconsistencies with their sentencing, when it comes to race and social status.
#146 - svulfie (09/14/2012) [-]
Then I think we're generally on the same page, friend :) I was afraid I had dragged myself into an argument that would stand the test of time itself.
#117 - ineedanaccountyo (09/14/2012) [-]
And go ahead and thumb me down for the truth, if you knew anything about the world you would understand what I say is the truth, I didnt say that all muslims were terrorists, and I didnt say that only Islam has people with that take their religion to extremes, but whatever.
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#369 - Someone's calling the girl, so they ain't texting 09/12/2012 on Peek a Boo 0
#32 - I don't think Indians would want to export much of their "…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2012 on Happy 9-11 +2
User avatar #205 - anonymousattorney (09/12/2012) [-]
I wasn't talking about exporting; just referring to the actual production of the dairy products.
#44 - mahavir (09/12/2012) [-]
Milk mostly comes from Buffalo..

Also, We dont worship cows as you people think. Its more like, we dont kill them for burgers, and their piss is used for some holy purposes sometimes.
#78 - ****** hell ME TOO !! haha 09/12/2012 on Meow Compilation +5
#497 - If you ain't jewish, you'd choose Hitler without hesitation, w…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2012 on Would you rather... +6
#498 - siksteen (09/11/2012) [-]
Dis guy.
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