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#407 - I would have katana-sliced the dudes dick ..... It's a big tar…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/10/2014 on Prepare to get rustled 0
#408 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
it would be pretty good as a payback because then the girl no longer gets that dudes big dick to fuck and she cant fuck over any other guy after that. seriously though she was a cunt
User avatar #410 - zhaffy (01/10/2014) [-]
worse part is where she makes eye contact throughout. All of us can't handle that... its too painful.
#412 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
ive never had to deal with anything close to that and just reading it brings up a burning rage in my gut. seriously if I was that guy somehow able to hold in my anger and everything up until that point I would have gone batman and broke her jaw while his dick was in her mouth and forced it like that so only a doctor could fix it hours later.
User avatar #413 - zhaffy (01/10/2014) [-]
That slut just deserves to get her vag torn. But looking at your username, you wouldnt get this kind of problem since you've got a big D
#417 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
haha im not really black this is my old xbox gamertag I had to change it from what it really was and me and my black friend decided to put it at blakguy haha.
#361 - Is there a " Part 2 " of this? Because I really need…  [+] (17 new replies) 01/10/2014 on Prepare to get rustled 0
#384 - drunkburger (01/10/2014) [-]
It's 4chan, there is no revenge.
#370 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
there has to be some fucking revenge if I was that guy I couldn't just bitch out and leave my manhood behind like that I would have to get some type of revenge against that girl hell I would have stood up and curb stomped her while she had the dudes dick in her mouth then left. that's better than nothing
User avatar #407 - zhaffy (01/10/2014) [-]
I would have katana-sliced the dudes dick ..... It's a big target as he described it, so don't think i would miss it.
#408 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
it would be pretty good as a payback because then the girl no longer gets that dudes big dick to fuck and she cant fuck over any other guy after that. seriously though she was a cunt
User avatar #410 - zhaffy (01/10/2014) [-]
worse part is where she makes eye contact throughout. All of us can't handle that... its too painful.
#412 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
ive never had to deal with anything close to that and just reading it brings up a burning rage in my gut. seriously if I was that guy somehow able to hold in my anger and everything up until that point I would have gone batman and broke her jaw while his dick was in her mouth and forced it like that so only a doctor could fix it hours later.
User avatar #413 - zhaffy (01/10/2014) [-]
That slut just deserves to get her vag torn. But looking at your username, you wouldnt get this kind of problem since you've got a big D
#417 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
haha im not really black this is my old xbox gamertag I had to change it from what it really was and me and my black friend decided to put it at blakguy haha.
User avatar #392 - redstonealchemist (01/10/2014) [-]
you'd at least be popular in jail for that kind of reaction
#393 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
well its better than how he was apparently living with everyone laughing at his small dick and joking about it right in front of him and getting his gf to cheat on him(which she was probably doing anyways) right in front of him.
User avatar #394 - redstonealchemist (01/10/2014) [-]
yeah i would be pretty angry if that kind of shit happened.
on a side-note, when a guy loses his virginity does his dick get any longer?
#395 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
well, no. at least not that ive heard of anyways. but it doesn't stop growing in size until around the age of 21 give or take a few years depending on the person.
User avatar #398 - redstonealchemist (01/10/2014) [-]
great well i'm 19 and 4 inches at best.
just about the only good thing i have going is my hands have been called godly.
whether it's cooking, massage, getting a girl off, sewing or gaming- my hand-eye coordination, dexterity and skill is above normal
#400 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
well I cant entirely relate you there. im about 7 inches and the girl im talking to now one of my childhood friends(I know very anime like having a childhood friend you end up with) either way she cant really get off with penetration never has always told me before we ended up together with her exs. and ive never had to worry about using my hands or mouth so much before now I have to actually figure out how to use my hands to get her off but luckily apparently im hella good with my mouth and tongue. but I must say to you this. size really in all honesty doesn't matter(unless you're 2 inches or less) because if you can learn how to use it to hit certain spots as well as using your hands like you know how then you're good to go.
User avatar #403 - redstonealchemist (01/10/2014) [-]
i also do research to improve my natural skills
i hand-sew about half of my assassins creed costume
my costume involves big black work-boots, dark grey mock-denim, a black v-neck t-shirt, an official assassins creed black hoodie (the one with the zip on the side), a knifebelt made from three different ladies belts, a hand-sewn red sash and a hand-sewn shoulder-cape.
the idea was to pick certain details from each major character:
altair's sash, ezio's cape, connors hand-axe (with elasticated holster), edward's hidden blade and desmond's hoodie
#404 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
I see that's awesome. I used to crowshette a bit when I was younger and I know I spelt it wrong I just honestly don't remember how to spell it its been so long.
#595 - redstonealchemist (01/10/2014) [-]
this is me in my completed outfit; my shadow makes me look huge, you can't see the shoulder-cape very well, the sheath for the shortsword is on a belt beneath the coat, the knifebelt doesn't look too great in this angle, the axe looks far better than it actually is and you can't see my awesome boots
#64 - I love Fallout. But I really hope they improve the game engine…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2013 on fan art 'n stuff +2
User avatar #123 - lutzie (12/15/2013) [-]
With the way Skyrim turned out, I have no doubt in my mind that the animations will look great.
#114 - Well, most people would buy a video game console to play video… 11/27/2013 on In The End, We Fight Together 0
#435 - I dont know. I found it on facebook. Saved it to show my sister.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2013 on Creepy... 0
User avatar #436 - mondominiman (11/20/2013) [-]
It looks extremely familiar to a scene in that movie where a couple are staying at a motel for the night on some trip and apparently somebody enters their room while they're sleeping and just goes through their stuff for a few days. Then she kills the guy while he's sleeping and the girls run off together or taken hostage by the intruder, don't know really.
#103 - somewhat relevant  [+] (14 new replies) 11/19/2013 on Creepy... +56
#385 - andreweasley (11/19/2013) [-]
Yes...who was phone?
User avatar #283 - mondominiman (11/19/2013) [-]
Wasn't that from the movie V/H/S? Creepy movie, I recommend. Sequel was shit though
User avatar #435 - zhaffy (11/20/2013) [-]
I dont know. I found it on facebook. Saved it to show my sister.
User avatar #436 - mondominiman (11/20/2013) [-]
It looks extremely familiar to a scene in that movie where a couple are staying at a motel for the night on some trip and apparently somebody enters their room while they're sleeping and just goes through their stuff for a few days. Then she kills the guy while he's sleeping and the girls run off together or taken hostage by the intruder, don't know really.
User avatar #418 - tostito (11/20/2013) [-]
i think it is the first story was fucking creepy
User avatar #430 - mondominiman (11/20/2013) [-]
All the stories were good, in the first one. Although the motel story was unsettling.
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User avatar #431 - tostito (11/20/2013) [-]
no no i mean, the first tape in the first movie, the one of the glasses with a camera
that scared the shit out of me
User avatar #432 - mondominiman (11/20/2013) [-]
How did it scare you? heh
#433 - tostito (11/20/2013) [-]
well this girl was pretty scary
#269 - sushirustle (11/19/2013) [-]
Then who was phone?
User avatar #219 - drachma (11/19/2013) [-]
babe caught me sleeping
User avatar #193 - xgreenmaidenx (11/19/2013) [-]
I don't see the creepy...
User avatar #194 - xgreenmaidenx (11/19/2013) [-]
Or wait, now i get it. Nvm
#13 - I saw the Galactic Empire logo on some of em 11/18/2013 on Description +2
#71 - thecontroversialfiles(.)net/2013/11/italian-mafia-are-consider… 11/17/2013 on Best selfie ever 0
#68 - dailymail(.)co(.)uk/news/article-2505993/Mafia-planning-kill-P… 11/17/2013 on Best selfie ever 0
#46 - I have my sources *wink* Some guy said that whatever th…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Best selfie ever +4
#47 - bradyfoursixthree (11/17/2013) [-]
Proof?
User avatar #71 - zhaffy (11/17/2013) [-]
thecontroversialfiles(.)net/2013/11/italian-mafia-are-considering(.)html

here is another
User avatar #68 - zhaffy (11/17/2013) [-]
dailymail(.)co(.)uk/news/article-2505993/Mafia-planning-kill-Pope-Francis-claime d(.)html

I saw it somewhere else, not sure if i saw this article in particular
#42 - I've heard talk that the Italian Mafia is contemplating on ass…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Best selfie ever +6
User avatar #45 - neokun (11/17/2013) [-]
If they were how the fuck would someone like you find that out?
User avatar #46 - zhaffy (11/17/2013) [-]
I have my sources *wink*
Some guy said that whatever the pope is doing now, crunching down on those illegal activities within the vatican or smth, is hurting the Mafia's business. The mafia says that they always warn the person first, and if the person is still hurting their business , they claim that they will be 'forced' to kill the guy. And what makes most people mad, is that the Mafia claim that it is no sin to kill a man when you are 'forced' to do so to save your business
#47 - bradyfoursixthree (11/17/2013) [-]
Proof?
User avatar #71 - zhaffy (11/17/2013) [-]
thecontroversialfiles(.)net/2013/11/italian-mafia-are-considering(.)html

here is another
User avatar #68 - zhaffy (11/17/2013) [-]
dailymail(.)co(.)uk/news/article-2505993/Mafia-planning-kill-Pope-Francis-claime d(.)html

I saw it somewhere else, not sure if i saw this article in particular
#476 - Bethesda sure loves to make big deals out of interesting dates… 11/16/2013 on Fallout 4 announced 0
#155 - I dared my friend(muslim) to grow his beard, and wear a white …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2013 on just pakistani things 0
User avatar #158 - amegaara (11/12/2013) [-]
ill do that if you gibe monys for going and return tickets
#40 - ******** that framerate..... 11/11/2013 on Sensuell Skuggteater 0
#132 - You're lucky he didn't use them to kill you by the way 11/07/2013 on My first birthday present 0
#131 - You lucky son of a ..... 11/07/2013 on My first birthday present 0
#204 - Compensation 11/05/2013 on Interesting 0
#26 - Which idiot chose to make a fencing tournament in the middle o…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2013 on Flame Swords 0
User avatar #37 - nightmaren (11/02/2013) [-]
It was actually at 8 but it was a few hour drive to get to the location.
#82 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2013 on What happens in battle -4
#88 - fishinyourface (10/28/2013) [-]
that....has nothing to do with anything here.....
#81 - Guess they want people who are just smart enough to do what th… 10/26/2013 on US Police Force 0
#645 - You have to understand, that those extremists are also hated b… 10/25/2013 on Fake or not, this is truth 0
#602 - Alot of people think that muslims always force their religion …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/25/2013 on Fake or not, this is truth 0
User avatar #628 - failtolawl (10/25/2013) [-]
Muslims are a big problem in Thailand. In the south they have killed school teachers for teaching girls.
User avatar #645 - zhaffy (10/25/2013) [-]
You have to understand, that those extremists are also hated by the REAL muslims who follow Islam properly. Those murderers call themselves muslims and say they do it because Islam told them to do so. It's all a one-sided thing. The media always show Muslims as hateful Extremists, and never show the proper Muslims. You should try and get to know a few Muslims. It could help you see the real picture, and not only what the media wants you to see.
#605 - zeroxnight (10/25/2013) [-]
drugs destroy lives
#74 - Didn't they also use this to grind whole horses and cows? I've… 10/23/2013 on omnomnom 0
#101 - What game is that?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2013 on Did you know 0
#102 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/21/2013) [-]
black ops 2

nazi zombies

origins
#31 - We should just call it 'The Interesting Channel' 10/16/2013 on A very history channel... +1
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