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#399 - thanks man.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2014 on This ice-cream is amazing! 0
User avatar #403 - unicornmangina (03/06/2014) [-]
no worries theres some advantage in being a britfag haha
#260 - who is that girl in your gif?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/06/2014 on This ice-cream is amazing! 0
User avatar #263 - unicornmangina (03/06/2014) [-]
she's called Cheryl cole she was in a girl group over here called "girls aloud" then she got married,then divorced and the band split up and made babas
User avatar #399 - zhaffy (03/06/2014) [-]
thanks man.
User avatar #403 - unicornmangina (03/06/2014) [-]
no worries theres some advantage in being a britfag haha
#30 - Damn man, my uncle just passed away a day ago, and my cousins … 03/05/2014 on Prepare to board the feels... 0
#344 - If there is an FJ dayz server, one would expect to be killed t… 03/05/2014 on I have three unused servers... 0
#35 - it was on sale on steam around yesterday i think. you might wa… 03/04/2014 on Painting 0
#962 - true. But some are actually nice people. 02/25/2014 on Fuck America (Parts of it) 0
#276 - Those homos are people too. I know some don't agree with their…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Fuck America (Parts of it) 0
#318 - firereadyaim (02/25/2014) [-]
I'd bet money that this whole thing started when an extremely flamboyent couple walked in to a business and started some very inappropriate PDA that made other customers start leaving and when the owner realized this kicked the gay couple out. They then went home and cryed on their tumblrs and twitters that they were kicked out solely for being gay and then tried to sue or something.
#758 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
Actually no, your presumptuous twat, it was a state law that passed, and isn't just applied to restaurants, even doctors, police and firemen can refuse to help gay people.
#1079 - firereadyaim (02/28/2014) [-]
I seriously doubt that lmao. This sounds like something in an image made by an SJW you got off facebook
#277 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
I have a step brother that's gay and he touches little kids, sometimes the bigots are right mate.
User avatar #962 - zhaffy (02/25/2014) [-]
true. But some are actually nice people.
User avatar #294 - cumbersome (02/25/2014) [-]
This is one of those times where correlation is not causation.
#151 - From what most people have said, their arrogance comes from th…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2014 on (untitled) -13
#156 - iamnuff (02/24/2014) [-]
probably has more to do with the fact that "god" was letting such fucking horrible things happen to him and his people.
User avatar #154 - alecbaldwinning (02/24/2014) [-]
Oh, you didn't mean the arrogance of that one guy who carved that shit into a wall, you meant to generalize an entire group of 15 million people.

You're THAT kind of cum gurgling fagtard
#125 - Such arrogance  [+] (6 new replies) 02/24/2014 on (untitled) -14
User avatar #181 - givememoarpony (02/24/2014) [-]
wow such arrogence very hubris much debris such death
User avatar #182 - givememoarpony (02/24/2014) [-]
-zhaffy
#137 - alecbaldwinning (02/24/2014) [-]
you try being holocausted
User avatar #151 - zhaffy (02/24/2014) [-]
From what most people have said, their arrogance comes from their self-perceived superiority, thinking that they are the 'chosen' people.
#156 - iamnuff (02/24/2014) [-]
probably has more to do with the fact that "god" was letting such fucking horrible things happen to him and his people.
User avatar #154 - alecbaldwinning (02/24/2014) [-]
Oh, you didn't mean the arrogance of that one guy who carved that shit into a wall, you meant to generalize an entire group of 15 million people.

You're THAT kind of cum gurgling fagtard
#755 - Once i was walking with my family, and there was a huge behemo… 02/11/2014 on Opinion time +2
#51 - The janitor has a really good vocabulary. Read it again  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2014 on Wut 0
User avatar #52 - schneidend (01/29/2014) [-]
Sorry, I guess I just tend to associate a good vocabulary with people who aren't stupid, not necessarily English majors.
#29 - I guess now we know where English majors end up......  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2014 on Wut +6
User avatar #44 - schneidend (01/28/2014) [-]
Wait, what?
User avatar #51 - zhaffy (01/29/2014) [-]
The janitor has a really good vocabulary. Read it again
User avatar #52 - schneidend (01/29/2014) [-]
Sorry, I guess I just tend to associate a good vocabulary with people who aren't stupid, not necessarily English majors.
#29 - He needs a bra now 01/22/2014 on why not 0
#808 - 18 Male Singapore Race : (too much mixed blood to … 01/10/2014 on FJ poll +6
#413 - That slut just deserves to get her vag torn. But looking at y…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2014 on Prepare to get rustled 0
#417 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
haha im not really black this is my old xbox gamertag I had to change it from what it really was and me and my black friend decided to put it at blakguy haha.
#410 - worse part is where she makes eye contact throughout. All of u…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2014 on Prepare to get rustled 0
#412 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
ive never had to deal with anything close to that and just reading it brings up a burning rage in my gut. seriously if I was that guy somehow able to hold in my anger and everything up until that point I would have gone batman and broke her jaw while his dick was in her mouth and forced it like that so only a doctor could fix it hours later.
User avatar #413 - zhaffy (01/10/2014) [-]
That slut just deserves to get her vag torn. But looking at your username, you wouldnt get this kind of problem since you've got a big D
#417 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
haha im not really black this is my old xbox gamertag I had to change it from what it really was and me and my black friend decided to put it at blakguy haha.
#407 - I would have katana-sliced the dudes dick ..... It's a big tar…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/10/2014 on Prepare to get rustled 0
#408 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
it would be pretty good as a payback because then the girl no longer gets that dudes big dick to fuck and she cant fuck over any other guy after that. seriously though she was a cunt
User avatar #410 - zhaffy (01/10/2014) [-]
worse part is where she makes eye contact throughout. All of us can't handle that... its too painful.
#412 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
ive never had to deal with anything close to that and just reading it brings up a burning rage in my gut. seriously if I was that guy somehow able to hold in my anger and everything up until that point I would have gone batman and broke her jaw while his dick was in her mouth and forced it like that so only a doctor could fix it hours later.
User avatar #413 - zhaffy (01/10/2014) [-]
That slut just deserves to get her vag torn. But looking at your username, you wouldnt get this kind of problem since you've got a big D
#417 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
haha im not really black this is my old xbox gamertag I had to change it from what it really was and me and my black friend decided to put it at blakguy haha.
#361 - Is there a " Part 2 " of this? Because I really need…  [+] (17 new replies) 01/10/2014 on Prepare to get rustled 0
#384 - drunkburger (01/10/2014) [-]
It's 4chan, there is no revenge.
#370 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
there has to be some fucking revenge if I was that guy I couldn't just bitch out and leave my manhood behind like that I would have to get some type of revenge against that girl hell I would have stood up and curb stomped her while she had the dudes dick in her mouth then left. that's better than nothing
User avatar #407 - zhaffy (01/10/2014) [-]
I would have katana-sliced the dudes dick ..... It's a big target as he described it, so don't think i would miss it.
#408 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
it would be pretty good as a payback because then the girl no longer gets that dudes big dick to fuck and she cant fuck over any other guy after that. seriously though she was a cunt
User avatar #410 - zhaffy (01/10/2014) [-]
worse part is where she makes eye contact throughout. All of us can't handle that... its too painful.
#412 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
ive never had to deal with anything close to that and just reading it brings up a burning rage in my gut. seriously if I was that guy somehow able to hold in my anger and everything up until that point I would have gone batman and broke her jaw while his dick was in her mouth and forced it like that so only a doctor could fix it hours later.
User avatar #413 - zhaffy (01/10/2014) [-]
That slut just deserves to get her vag torn. But looking at your username, you wouldnt get this kind of problem since you've got a big D
#417 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
haha im not really black this is my old xbox gamertag I had to change it from what it really was and me and my black friend decided to put it at blakguy haha.
User avatar #392 - redstonealchemist (01/10/2014) [-]
you'd at least be popular in jail for that kind of reaction
#393 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
well its better than how he was apparently living with everyone laughing at his small dick and joking about it right in front of him and getting his gf to cheat on him(which she was probably doing anyways) right in front of him.
User avatar #394 - redstonealchemist (01/10/2014) [-]
yeah i would be pretty angry if that kind of shit happened.
on a side-note, when a guy loses his virginity does his dick get any longer?
#395 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
well, no. at least not that ive heard of anyways. but it doesn't stop growing in size until around the age of 21 give or take a few years depending on the person.
User avatar #398 - redstonealchemist (01/10/2014) [-]
great well i'm 19 and 4 inches at best.
just about the only good thing i have going is my hands have been called godly.
whether it's cooking, massage, getting a girl off, sewing or gaming- my hand-eye coordination, dexterity and skill is above normal
#400 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
well I cant entirely relate you there. im about 7 inches and the girl im talking to now one of my childhood friends(I know very anime like having a childhood friend you end up with) either way she cant really get off with penetration never has always told me before we ended up together with her exs. and ive never had to worry about using my hands or mouth so much before now I have to actually figure out how to use my hands to get her off but luckily apparently im hella good with my mouth and tongue. but I must say to you this. size really in all honesty doesn't matter(unless you're 2 inches or less) because if you can learn how to use it to hit certain spots as well as using your hands like you know how then you're good to go.
User avatar #403 - redstonealchemist (01/10/2014) [-]
i also do research to improve my natural skills
i hand-sew about half of my assassins creed costume
my costume involves big black work-boots, dark grey mock-denim, a black v-neck t-shirt, an official assassins creed black hoodie (the one with the zip on the side), a knifebelt made from three different ladies belts, a hand-sewn red sash and a hand-sewn shoulder-cape.
the idea was to pick certain details from each major character:
altair's sash, ezio's cape, connors hand-axe (with elasticated holster), edward's hidden blade and desmond's hoodie
#404 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
I see that's awesome. I used to crowshette a bit when I was younger and I know I spelt it wrong I just honestly don't remember how to spell it its been so long.
#595 - redstonealchemist (01/10/2014) [-]
this is me in my completed outfit; my shadow makes me look huge, you can't see the shoulder-cape very well, the sheath for the shortsword is on a belt beneath the coat, the knifebelt doesn't look too great in this angle, the axe looks far better than it actually is and you can't see my awesome boots
#64 - I love Fallout. But I really hope they improve the game engine…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2013 on fan art 'n stuff +2
User avatar #123 - lutzie (12/15/2013) [-]
With the way Skyrim turned out, I have no doubt in my mind that the animations will look great.
#114 - Well, most people would buy a video game console to play video… 11/27/2013 on In The End, We Fight Together 0
#435 - I dont know. I found it on facebook. Saved it to show my sister.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2013 on Creepy... 0
User avatar #436 - mondominiman (11/20/2013) [-]
It looks extremely familiar to a scene in that movie where a couple are staying at a motel for the night on some trip and apparently somebody enters their room while they're sleeping and just goes through their stuff for a few days. Then she kills the guy while he's sleeping and the girls run off together or taken hostage by the intruder, don't know really.
#103 - somewhat relevant  [+] (14 new replies) 11/19/2013 on Creepy... +56
#385 - andreweasley (11/19/2013) [-]
Yes...who was phone?
User avatar #283 - mondominiman (11/19/2013) [-]
Wasn't that from the movie V/H/S? Creepy movie, I recommend. Sequel was shit though
User avatar #435 - zhaffy (11/20/2013) [-]
I dont know. I found it on facebook. Saved it to show my sister.
User avatar #436 - mondominiman (11/20/2013) [-]
It looks extremely familiar to a scene in that movie where a couple are staying at a motel for the night on some trip and apparently somebody enters their room while they're sleeping and just goes through their stuff for a few days. Then she kills the guy while he's sleeping and the girls run off together or taken hostage by the intruder, don't know really.
User avatar #418 - tostito (11/20/2013) [-]
i think it is the first story was fucking creepy
User avatar #430 - mondominiman (11/20/2013) [-]
All the stories were good, in the first one. Although the motel story was unsettling.
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User avatar #431 - tostito (11/20/2013) [-]
no no i mean, the first tape in the first movie, the one of the glasses with a camera
that scared the shit out of me
User avatar #432 - mondominiman (11/20/2013) [-]
How did it scare you? heh
#433 - tostito (11/20/2013) [-]
well this girl was pretty scary
#269 - sushirustle (11/19/2013) [-]
Then who was phone?
User avatar #219 - drachma (11/19/2013) [-]
babe caught me sleeping
User avatar #193 - xgreenmaidenx (11/19/2013) [-]
I don't see the creepy...
User avatar #194 - xgreenmaidenx (11/19/2013) [-]
Or wait, now i get it. Nvm
#13 - I saw the Galactic Empire logo on some of em 11/18/2013 on Description +2
#71 - thecontroversialfiles(.)net/2013/11/italian-mafia-are-consider… 11/17/2013 on Best selfie ever 0
#68 - dailymail(.)co(.)uk/news/article-2505993/Mafia-planning-kill-P… 11/17/2013 on Best selfie ever 0
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