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Date Signed Up:12/01/2009
Last Login:9/23/2014
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#42 - Oh about the brain not recording anything , at the last slide,…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/03/2014 on Some great facts 0
User avatar #43 - vwanyama (04/03/2014) [-]
I don't think that one is true. I always remember certain moments (usually cringey ones) if i get that drunk.
User avatar #48 - viperish (04/03/2014) [-]
Thought the same. When I wake up in the morning I feel like I can't remember a thing we did last night, but after thinking awhile I can usually remember some parts here and there.
User avatar #85 - zhaffy (04/03/2014) [-]
so its like memories when we were babies eh. Remembering a few seconds here and there, then waking up to find out you're 7 years old
#235 - no problem 03/30/2014 on hell yeah 0
#125 - sauce is annafaithxoxo on instagram  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2014 on hell yeah +2
#136 - ignusim (03/29/2014) [-]
Fucking awesome bro, thank you!
User avatar #235 - zhaffy (03/30/2014) [-]
no problem
#230 - fukkin lol'd 03/26/2014 on GOLDEN +1
#195 - what? This is pretty much against Islams teachings. And I'm al…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2014 on GOLDEN +6
User avatar #229 - indonesia (03/26/2014) [-]
fucking truth
NOTE: I'm NOT transgender gay Muslim woman or anything. I'm fucking straight but too hard to get the pussy
User avatar #230 - zhaffy (03/26/2014) [-]
fukkin lol'd
#194 - Maybe all the "TERMS AND CONDITIONS" are also hiding… 03/20/2014 on Order 66 +1
#122 - I got a good pc, but id much rather play it on console  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2014 on Dark Souls PVP 0
User avatar #124 - egosumproxi (03/08/2014) [-]
Same, but until they make a PS4 version I have nothing else to play it with.
#112 - should i get dark souls 2 this coming week , or perhaps wait f…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Dark Souls PVP 0
User avatar #115 - egosumproxi (03/08/2014) [-]
I am thinking of getting it on pc and using a gamepad.
User avatar #122 - zhaffy (03/08/2014) [-]
I got a good pc, but id much rather play it on console
User avatar #124 - egosumproxi (03/08/2014) [-]
Same, but until they make a PS4 version I have nothing else to play it with.
User avatar #118 - gmarrox (03/08/2014) [-]
that's my plan as well, since the PC port is promised to be good this time.
User avatar #120 - egosumproxi (03/08/2014) [-]
Its my plan because I gave all my PS3 stuff to my sister as a Christmas present when I got my PS4 and now I have nothing else to play it on. My sister live 4-6 hours away from where I live.
#399 - thanks man.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2014 on This ice-cream is amazing! 0
User avatar #403 - unicornmangina (03/06/2014) [-]
no worries theres some advantage in being a britfag haha
#260 - who is that girl in your gif?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/06/2014 on This ice-cream is amazing! 0
User avatar #263 - unicornmangina (03/06/2014) [-]
she's called Cheryl cole she was in a girl group over here called "girls aloud" then she got married,then divorced and the band split up and made babas
User avatar #399 - zhaffy (03/06/2014) [-]
thanks man.
User avatar #403 - unicornmangina (03/06/2014) [-]
no worries theres some advantage in being a britfag haha
#30 - Damn man, my uncle just passed away a day ago, and my cousins … 03/05/2014 on Prepare to board the feels... 0
#344 - If there is an FJ dayz server, one would expect to be killed t… 03/05/2014 on I have three unused servers... 0
#35 - it was on sale on steam around yesterday i think. you might wa… 03/04/2014 on Painting 0
#962 - true. But some are actually nice people. 02/25/2014 on Fuck America (Parts of it) 0
#276 - Those homos are people too. I know some don't agree with their…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Fuck America (Parts of it) 0
#318 - firereadyaim (02/25/2014) [-]
I'd bet money that this whole thing started when an extremely flamboyent couple walked in to a business and started some very inappropriate PDA that made other customers start leaving and when the owner realized this kicked the gay couple out. They then went home and cryed on their tumblrs and twitters that they were kicked out solely for being gay and then tried to sue or something.
#758 - CIS White Male (02/25/2014) [-]
Actually no, your presumptuous twat, it was a state law that passed, and isn't just applied to restaurants, even doctors, police and firemen can refuse to help gay people.
#1079 - firereadyaim (02/28/2014) [-]
I seriously doubt that lmao. This sounds like something in an image made by an SJW you got off facebook
#277 - CIS White Male (02/25/2014) [-]
I have a step brother that's gay and he touches little kids, sometimes the bigots are right mate.
User avatar #962 - zhaffy (02/25/2014) [-]
true. But some are actually nice people.
User avatar #294 - cumbersome (02/25/2014) [-]
This is one of those times where correlation is not causation.
#151 - From what most people have said, their arrogance comes from th…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2014 on (untitled) -13
#156 - iamnuff (02/24/2014) [-]
probably has more to do with the fact that "god" was letting such fucking horrible things happen to him and his people.
User avatar #154 - alecbaldwinning (02/24/2014) [-]
Oh, you didn't mean the arrogance of that one guy who carved that shit into a wall, you meant to generalize an entire group of 15 million people.

You're THAT kind of cum gurgling fagtard
#125 - Such arrogance  [+] (6 new replies) 02/24/2014 on (untitled) -14
User avatar #181 - givememoarpony (02/24/2014) [-]
wow such arrogence very hubris much debris such death
User avatar #182 - givememoarpony (02/24/2014) [-]
-zhaffy
#137 - alecbaldwinning (02/24/2014) [-]
you try being holocausted
User avatar #151 - zhaffy (02/24/2014) [-]
From what most people have said, their arrogance comes from their self-perceived superiority, thinking that they are the 'chosen' people.
#156 - iamnuff (02/24/2014) [-]
probably has more to do with the fact that "god" was letting such fucking horrible things happen to him and his people.
User avatar #154 - alecbaldwinning (02/24/2014) [-]
Oh, you didn't mean the arrogance of that one guy who carved that shit into a wall, you meant to generalize an entire group of 15 million people.

You're THAT kind of cum gurgling fagtard
#755 - Once i was walking with my family, and there was a huge behemo… 02/11/2014 on Opinion time +2
#51 - The janitor has a really good vocabulary. Read it again  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2014 on Wut 0
User avatar #52 - schneidend (01/29/2014) [-]
Sorry, I guess I just tend to associate a good vocabulary with people who aren't stupid, not necessarily English majors.
#29 - I guess now we know where English majors end up......  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2014 on Wut +6
User avatar #44 - schneidend (01/28/2014) [-]
Wait, what?
User avatar #51 - zhaffy (01/29/2014) [-]
The janitor has a really good vocabulary. Read it again
User avatar #52 - schneidend (01/29/2014) [-]
Sorry, I guess I just tend to associate a good vocabulary with people who aren't stupid, not necessarily English majors.
#29 - He needs a bra now 01/22/2014 on why not 0
#808 - 18 Male Singapore Race : (too much mixed blood to … 01/10/2014 on FJ poll +6
#413 - That slut just deserves to get her vag torn. But looking at y…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2014 on Prepare to get rustled 0
#417 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
haha im not really black this is my old xbox gamertag I had to change it from what it really was and me and my black friend decided to put it at blakguy haha.
#410 - worse part is where she makes eye contact throughout. All of u…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2014 on Prepare to get rustled 0
#412 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
ive never had to deal with anything close to that and just reading it brings up a burning rage in my gut. seriously if I was that guy somehow able to hold in my anger and everything up until that point I would have gone batman and broke her jaw while his dick was in her mouth and forced it like that so only a doctor could fix it hours later.
User avatar #413 - zhaffy (01/10/2014) [-]
That slut just deserves to get her vag torn. But looking at your username, you wouldnt get this kind of problem since you've got a big D
#417 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
haha im not really black this is my old xbox gamertag I had to change it from what it really was and me and my black friend decided to put it at blakguy haha.
#407 - I would have katana-sliced the dudes dick ..... It's a big tar…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/10/2014 on Prepare to get rustled 0
#408 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
it would be pretty good as a payback because then the girl no longer gets that dudes big dick to fuck and she cant fuck over any other guy after that. seriously though she was a cunt
User avatar #410 - zhaffy (01/10/2014) [-]
worse part is where she makes eye contact throughout. All of us can't handle that... its too painful.
#412 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
ive never had to deal with anything close to that and just reading it brings up a burning rage in my gut. seriously if I was that guy somehow able to hold in my anger and everything up until that point I would have gone batman and broke her jaw while his dick was in her mouth and forced it like that so only a doctor could fix it hours later.
User avatar #413 - zhaffy (01/10/2014) [-]
That slut just deserves to get her vag torn. But looking at your username, you wouldnt get this kind of problem since you've got a big D
#417 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/10/2014) [-]
haha im not really black this is my old xbox gamertag I had to change it from what it really was and me and my black friend decided to put it at blakguy haha.
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