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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:12/01/2009
Last Login:12/23/2014
Location:Singapore
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#38 - This needs a brazzers logo... 03/29/2012 on Nigga Ninja +3
#74 - I remember those days where my brother and I played blue and r… 03/28/2012 on Mad Mewtwo 0
#164 - Thanks. So if I were to do something to reshape my cornea, my … 03/25/2012 on How People See Me 0
#21 - I seriously think that looks like Justin Bieber :( 03/25/2012 on Wild Hipster -2
#98 - does the shape/angle of the cornea affect the degree of my vision?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/25/2012 on How People See Me 0
#141 - anonymous (03/25/2012) [-]
The shape of your cornea does affect your vision. That is why there are different types of lens. The shape of the lens is meant to accommodate the shape of your eye. People with a astigmatism have to have special lens made.
User avatar #164 - zhaffy (03/25/2012) [-]
Thanks. So if I were to do something to reshape my cornea, my vision could be better aye.
#46 - I think this was from the photo in the game  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2012 on Mass Effect +1
#56 - anonymous (03/23/2012) [-]
This one is fan made, but the photo she sends you in-game is legit (duh).
#43 - Tali??  [+] (8 new replies) 03/23/2012 on Mass Effect +8
User avatar #44 - Narwhalsareawesome (03/23/2012) [-]
Is this really what they look like or has someone just drawn it?
User avatar #46 - zhaffy (03/23/2012) [-]
I think this was from the photo in the game
#56 - anonymous (03/23/2012) [-]
This one is fan made, but the photo she sends you in-game is legit (duh).
User avatar #45 - fistoftheaxis (03/23/2012) [-]
They are human-like. At least the pic she gives us in ME3 says so....
User avatar #63 - gilliam (03/23/2012) [-]
when does she send you a photo?
#66 - fistoftheaxis (03/23/2012) [-]
Only if you romance her.
<Pic is her. Unfortunately that's all we get :\
#86 - olem (03/23/2012) [-]
.______________.
#67 - anonymous (03/23/2012) [-]
suddenly tali isnt annoying anymore and i wanna save quarians
#258 - One tip, don't use the katanas that you can get from malls. Th… 03/23/2012 on It has begun. +4
#139 - I think it just lives up to its name FIREtruck 03/23/2012 on Oh, the irony. +6
#327 - Comment deleted 03/23/2012 on Brilliant 0
#149 - >> Kill Middle-Easterners >> Apologise &g…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2012 on Perfect crime +11
User avatar #152 - musclemarinade (03/22/2012) [-]
Only good thing about the taliban is that they die every single attack :)
User avatar #182 - twothcoopth (03/22/2012) [-]
im pretty sure there is nothing good about the Taliban
#79 - Anonymoose is my FJ friend..... I can't do it, sorry peeps D:  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2012 on Car Race Stop Motion Animation -1
User avatar #85 - aussiemozzie (03/21/2012) [-]
**aussiemozzie rolls 96** If I roll dubs you have to.
#696 - The awkward moment when you remember your Pakistani friend pla… 03/21/2012 on good thing it wasn't... +5
#93 - Every one of them are shouting " STOP KONY!" , howev… 03/21/2012 on I found this at my school... +1
#239 - you're* 03/21/2012 on Facebook (1) 0
#72 - Agreed. 03/20/2012 on Women logic +1
#57 - I figure they did that to piss em off..... have you ever seen … 03/20/2012 on Nothing Gets Better Than This. 0
#743 - We all have our demons. I myself, have lots for things to fear…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2012 on Vivid Dream. 0
User avatar #765 - robotgoose (03/19/2012) [-]
I feel you, man.
#729 - Then you'll hate the condominium estate I live in. My area jus…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2012 on Vivid Dream. +1
User avatar #739 - robotgoose (03/19/2012) [-]
To be honest, there aren't many things I am afraid of. But the things I fear, I fear them quite much.
Many legged insects, compact darkness, large windows, being the only one awake in a house and cracking floorboards are a few.
And that kind of sucks, since I always manage to stay up til ~0:30 at least, then having to get out of my light room, into our big, dark room that's also connected to our even bigger (and darker) living room. Also, the floorboards ouside my rooms crack. And there are big windows in our living room and the room outside mine.
User avatar #743 - zhaffy (03/19/2012) [-]
We all have our demons. I myself, have lots for things to fear.I fear Giant insects ( a huge moth chased me once) , being alone, butterflies. basically quite similar to yours
User avatar #765 - robotgoose (03/19/2012) [-]
I feel you, man.
#726 - I saw a face. Scary one. Just the face and i awoke. 03/19/2012 on Vivid Dream. 0
#189 - Ain't that from " The Devil Inside" ? The movie was… 03/12/2012 on Women after sex +1
#11 - Them kids are playing a PS1.... shouldn't it be SONY 1994?  [+] (20 new replies) 03/09/2012 on Stop Sony +58
#12 - ivoryhammer has deleted their comment.
User avatar #161 - ivoryhammer (03/09/2012) [-]
Wow, why am I getting thumbed down so much? Jesus. I don't have a PS3, I just asked a simple question.
#16 - synapse (03/09/2012) [-]
Well no, because a PS1 controller hasn't got analog sticks. Think.
#29 - opisafagovernineth (03/09/2012) [-]
1 version doesn't have sticks
1 does
User avatar #43 - grpeephole (03/09/2012) [-]
exactly orgininal didnt

second version did

than we had Ps2 controllers that also look like those one.... well they were the gray ps2 controllers
#18 - dafunkad has deleted their comment.
#19 - synapse has deleted their comment.
#20 - dafunkad (03/09/2012) [-]
right, this one
User avatar #21 - synapse (03/09/2012) [-]
No PS button.
User avatar #22 - dafunkad (03/09/2012) [-]
what do you mean ?
#23 - synapse (03/09/2012) [-]
This little motherfucker that hides between both sticks.
#24 - dafunkad (03/09/2012) [-]
no that's the one i have...
User avatar #25 - synapse (03/09/2012) [-]
There is no PS button on the PS1 Pad.
User avatar #26 - dafunkad (03/09/2012) [-]
I know but those are ps1 controller with analog sticks.
User avatar #27 - synapse (03/09/2012) [-]
No PS button = No play.
User avatar #222 - killerliquid (03/09/2012) [-]
Troll lvl: Sony
#176 - anonymous (03/09/2012) [-]
Hey fuck nugget! That's a playstation one control and, fun fact bitch titties, is used to play the playstation one.
User avatar #253 - synapse (03/09/2012) [-]
I love how i get thumbed down for saying that you can't use a PS1 Controller on a PS3, even though i have PS1, PS2, PS3 and i know perfectly that the PS1 controller is unplayable on the PS3. Some people here are real dicks.
User avatar #57 - eddardstork (03/09/2012) [-]
What?! No one is that stupid! Your not listening!!!
User avatar #28 - dafunkad (03/09/2012) [-]
wait i'm not ivoryhammer, i know you can't play ps3 with ps1 controllers, you couldn't even play ps2 slim slim with ps1 controllers.
#40 - Harry Potter? 03/09/2012 on KONY 2012 +2
#79 - Those are amazing! His bloody 8 year-old work is much better … 03/09/2012 on It's hard to find a title 0
#268 - I hope it can flush my bro's humongous *****  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2012 on A toilet that flushes... +1
User avatar #288 - ericpowell (02/26/2012) [-]
Me too. It is unbelievable how much my brother clogs our toilet - at least twice a month. We once had our toilet clogged for 2 days...
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