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#29 - I won't really know. I just thought that the US government and…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/29/2012 on Israeli -1
User avatar #35 - masterchririus (03/29/2012) [-]
U.S. Army / Marines / Government / whatever is just out doing Israels dirty-work..
Sending Americans to fight their wars...

Neglecting it's own citizens while sending billions in "foreign aid" to Israel, AND spending trillions on fighting their wars...

The U.S. has even promised Israel that if gas (oil) gets low, it will ensure that Israel will get the last drops..


User avatar #57 - sketchE (03/29/2012) [-]
what are you fucking retarded we send most of our foreign aid to africa and other places we arent fighting any where near israel or its issues unless iran gets involved
#241 - devout feminist (03/29/2012) [-]
We send more money to Israel by far than any other country. And not that much aid reaches Africa because poor people usually live around militants, and there are laws against sending money that might benefit militants.

Please also type like a literate person. All Funnyjunkers would appreciate it.
User avatar #74 - masterchririus (03/29/2012) [-]
I did not say near Israel, I said Israels wars. (as in protecting their interests? look up AIPAC perhaps? get edu???)

Who cares if you send MOST of the money elsewhere? these guys have their own military industry, they obviously don't NEED your $$$

As for retarded... hmmm.. don't really think so...


User avatar #77 - sketchE (03/29/2012) [-]
your comment is the kind of retarded conspiracy shit what interests are we protecting? we arent killing any palistinians near israel were policing afghanistan helping a country that says if iran and israel go to war and we side with israel they will not side with us
User avatar #1254 - masterchririus (03/30/2012) [-]
Well by policing Afghanistan, you are i.e. making sure nobody steals the opium from the Rothschild's... Rothchild's interests = Israeli interests...

If you knew the meaning of the word "conspiracy" you would know that they happen all the time. You my friend have been told by the t.v. and movies that anyone talking about conspiracy is a nut-job... But how does that compute when the FBI arrests people on conspiracy charges?

Does this mean the FBI are nut-jobs? And if so, why isn't that agency shut down for "wasting money on conspiracys" ?

And then you have the oil-pipelines.. They are going through the entire middle-east, and THAT wouldn't be safe unless you occupy any country it crosses...

The proposed pipeline crosses Afghanistan, Iran and Pakistan to name a few..
#39 - jcm (03/29/2012) [-]
and the only reason, is that most of the time campaigns from presidents are funded by rich jews, so even if the U.S. wanted anything else they can't because they are indebted
User avatar #79 - masterchririus (03/29/2012) [-]
True that, and it's easy to get Americans to hate Arabs, especially if you own T.V. and a couple of iconic buildings in lower Manhattan... eeaaasy...

Wag the dog ;)
#26 - I love your profile gif 03/29/2012 on Israeli +7
#25 - In some way  [+] (10 new replies) 03/29/2012 on Israeli -2
User avatar #28 - masterchririus (03/29/2012) [-]
Israel following the U.S.?
Don't be ridiculous... It's the other way around...
User avatar #29 - zhaffy (03/29/2012) [-]
I won't really know. I just thought that the US government and army are more troublesome
User avatar #35 - masterchririus (03/29/2012) [-]
U.S. Army / Marines / Government / whatever is just out doing Israels dirty-work..
Sending Americans to fight their wars...

Neglecting it's own citizens while sending billions in "foreign aid" to Israel, AND spending trillions on fighting their wars...

The U.S. has even promised Israel that if gas (oil) gets low, it will ensure that Israel will get the last drops..


User avatar #57 - sketchE (03/29/2012) [-]
what are you fucking retarded we send most of our foreign aid to africa and other places we arent fighting any where near israel or its issues unless iran gets involved
#241 - devout feminist (03/29/2012) [-]
We send more money to Israel by far than any other country. And not that much aid reaches Africa because poor people usually live around militants, and there are laws against sending money that might benefit militants.

Please also type like a literate person. All Funnyjunkers would appreciate it.
User avatar #74 - masterchririus (03/29/2012) [-]
I did not say near Israel, I said Israels wars. (as in protecting their interests? look up AIPAC perhaps? get edu???)

Who cares if you send MOST of the money elsewhere? these guys have their own military industry, they obviously don't NEED your $$$

As for retarded... hmmm.. don't really think so...


User avatar #77 - sketchE (03/29/2012) [-]
your comment is the kind of retarded conspiracy shit what interests are we protecting? we arent killing any palistinians near israel were policing afghanistan helping a country that says if iran and israel go to war and we side with israel they will not side with us
User avatar #1254 - masterchririus (03/30/2012) [-]
Well by policing Afghanistan, you are i.e. making sure nobody steals the opium from the Rothschild's... Rothchild's interests = Israeli interests...

If you knew the meaning of the word "conspiracy" you would know that they happen all the time. You my friend have been told by the t.v. and movies that anyone talking about conspiracy is a nut-job... But how does that compute when the FBI arrests people on conspiracy charges?

Does this mean the FBI are nut-jobs? And if so, why isn't that agency shut down for "wasting money on conspiracys" ?

And then you have the oil-pipelines.. They are going through the entire middle-east, and THAT wouldn't be safe unless you occupy any country it crosses...

The proposed pipeline crosses Afghanistan, Iran and Pakistan to name a few..
#39 - jcm (03/29/2012) [-]
and the only reason, is that most of the time campaigns from presidents are funded by rich jews, so even if the U.S. wanted anything else they can't because they are indebted
User avatar #79 - masterchririus (03/29/2012) [-]
True that, and it's easy to get Americans to hate Arabs, especially if you own T.V. and a couple of iconic buildings in lower Manhattan... eeaaasy...

Wag the dog ;)
#24 - They're following their big brother, the US government  [+] (11 new replies) 03/29/2012 on Israeli +2
User avatar #25 - zhaffy (03/29/2012) [-]
In some way
User avatar #28 - masterchririus (03/29/2012) [-]
Israel following the U.S.?
Don't be ridiculous... It's the other way around...
User avatar #29 - zhaffy (03/29/2012) [-]
I won't really know. I just thought that the US government and army are more troublesome
User avatar #35 - masterchririus (03/29/2012) [-]
U.S. Army / Marines / Government / whatever is just out doing Israels dirty-work..
Sending Americans to fight their wars...

Neglecting it's own citizens while sending billions in "foreign aid" to Israel, AND spending trillions on fighting their wars...

The U.S. has even promised Israel that if gas (oil) gets low, it will ensure that Israel will get the last drops..


User avatar #57 - sketchE (03/29/2012) [-]
what are you fucking retarded we send most of our foreign aid to africa and other places we arent fighting any where near israel or its issues unless iran gets involved
#241 - devout feminist (03/29/2012) [-]
We send more money to Israel by far than any other country. And not that much aid reaches Africa because poor people usually live around militants, and there are laws against sending money that might benefit militants.

Please also type like a literate person. All Funnyjunkers would appreciate it.
User avatar #74 - masterchririus (03/29/2012) [-]
I did not say near Israel, I said Israels wars. (as in protecting their interests? look up AIPAC perhaps? get edu???)

Who cares if you send MOST of the money elsewhere? these guys have their own military industry, they obviously don't NEED your $$$

As for retarded... hmmm.. don't really think so...


User avatar #77 - sketchE (03/29/2012) [-]
your comment is the kind of retarded conspiracy shit what interests are we protecting? we arent killing any palistinians near israel were policing afghanistan helping a country that says if iran and israel go to war and we side with israel they will not side with us
User avatar #1254 - masterchririus (03/30/2012) [-]
Well by policing Afghanistan, you are i.e. making sure nobody steals the opium from the Rothschild's... Rothchild's interests = Israeli interests...

If you knew the meaning of the word "conspiracy" you would know that they happen all the time. You my friend have been told by the t.v. and movies that anyone talking about conspiracy is a nut-job... But how does that compute when the FBI arrests people on conspiracy charges?

Does this mean the FBI are nut-jobs? And if so, why isn't that agency shut down for "wasting money on conspiracys" ?

And then you have the oil-pipelines.. They are going through the entire middle-east, and THAT wouldn't be safe unless you occupy any country it crosses...

The proposed pipeline crosses Afghanistan, Iran and Pakistan to name a few..
#39 - jcm (03/29/2012) [-]
and the only reason, is that most of the time campaigns from presidents are funded by rich jews, so even if the U.S. wanted anything else they can't because they are indebted
User avatar #79 - masterchririus (03/29/2012) [-]
True that, and it's easy to get Americans to hate Arabs, especially if you own T.V. and a couple of iconic buildings in lower Manhattan... eeaaasy...

Wag the dog ;)
#38 - This needs a brazzers logo... 03/29/2012 on Nigga Ninja +3
#74 - I remember those days where my brother and I played blue and r… 03/28/2012 on Mad Mewtwo 0
#164 - Thanks. So if I were to do something to reshape my cornea, my … 03/25/2012 on How People See Me 0
#21 - I seriously think that looks like Justin Bieber :( 03/25/2012 on Wild Hipster -2
#98 - does the shape/angle of the cornea affect the degree of my vision?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/25/2012 on How People See Me 0
#141 - devout feminist (03/25/2012) [-]
The shape of your cornea does affect your vision. That is why there are different types of lens. The shape of the lens is meant to accommodate the shape of your eye. People with a astigmatism have to have special lens made.
User avatar #164 - zhaffy (03/25/2012) [-]
Thanks. So if I were to do something to reshape my cornea, my vision could be better aye.
#46 - I think this was from the photo in the game  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2012 on Mass Effect +1
#56 - devout feminist (03/23/2012) [-]
This one is fan made, but the photo she sends you in-game is legit (duh).
#43 - Tali??  [+] (8 new replies) 03/23/2012 on Mass Effect +8
User avatar #44 - Narwhalsareawesome (03/23/2012) [-]
Is this really what they look like or has someone just drawn it?
User avatar #46 - zhaffy (03/23/2012) [-]
I think this was from the photo in the game
#56 - devout feminist (03/23/2012) [-]
This one is fan made, but the photo she sends you in-game is legit (duh).
User avatar #45 - fistoftheaxis (03/23/2012) [-]
They are human-like. At least the pic she gives us in ME3 says so....
User avatar #63 - gilliam (03/23/2012) [-]
when does she send you a photo?
#66 - fistoftheaxis (03/23/2012) [-]
Only if you romance her.
<Pic is her. Unfortunately that's all we get :\
#86 - olem (03/23/2012) [-]
.______________.
#67 - devout feminist (03/23/2012) [-]
suddenly tali isnt annoying anymore and i wanna save quarians
#258 - One tip, don't use the katanas that you can get from malls. Th… 03/23/2012 on It has begun. +4
#139 - I think it just lives up to its name FIREtruck 03/23/2012 on Oh, the irony. +6
#327 - Comment deleted 03/23/2012 on Brilliant 0
#149 - >> Kill Middle-Easterners >> Apologise &g…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2012 on Perfect crime +11
User avatar #152 - musclemarinade (03/22/2012) [-]
Only good thing about the taliban is that they die every single attack :)
User avatar #182 - twothcoopth (03/22/2012) [-]
im pretty sure there is nothing good about the Taliban
#79 - Anonymoose is my FJ friend..... I can't do it, sorry peeps D:  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2012 on Car Race Stop Motion Animation -1
User avatar #85 - aussiemozzie (03/21/2012) [-]
**aussiemozzie rolls 96** If I roll dubs you have to.
#696 - The awkward moment when you remember your Pakistani friend pla… 03/21/2012 on good thing it wasn't... +5
#93 - Every one of them are shouting " STOP KONY!" , howev… 03/21/2012 on I found this at my school... +1
#239 - you're* 03/21/2012 on Facebook (1) 0
#72 - Agreed. 03/20/2012 on Women logic +1
#57 - I figure they did that to piss em off..... have you ever seen … 03/20/2012 on Nothing Gets Better Than This. 0
#743 - We all have our demons. I myself, have lots for things to fear…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2012 on Vivid Dream. 0
User avatar #765 - robotgoose (03/19/2012) [-]
I feel you, man.
#729 - Then you'll hate the condominium estate I live in. My area jus…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2012 on Vivid Dream. +1
User avatar #739 - robotgoose (03/19/2012) [-]
To be honest, there aren't many things I am afraid of. But the things I fear, I fear them quite much.
Many legged insects, compact darkness, large windows, being the only one awake in a house and cracking floorboards are a few.
And that kind of sucks, since I always manage to stay up til ~0:30 at least, then having to get out of my light room, into our big, dark room that's also connected to our even bigger (and darker) living room. Also, the floorboards ouside my rooms crack. And there are big windows in our living room and the room outside mine.
User avatar #743 - zhaffy (03/19/2012) [-]
We all have our demons. I myself, have lots for things to fear.I fear Giant insects ( a huge moth chased me once) , being alone, butterflies. basically quite similar to yours
User avatar #765 - robotgoose (03/19/2012) [-]
I feel you, man.
#726 - I saw a face. Scary one. Just the face and i awoke. 03/19/2012 on Vivid Dream. 0
#189 - Ain't that from " The Devil Inside" ? The movie was… 03/12/2012 on Women after sex +1
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