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#328 - Jenna Marbles  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2012 on I am a loser +1
User avatar #350 - imaedsomepoos (04/11/2012) [-]
i would drag my dick through a mile of glass just to hear her fart.
User avatar #362 - holololland (04/11/2012) [-]
ಠ_ಠ
#542 - I don't know whats a goat tower, and I havent tasted breadstic… 04/10/2012 on Which choice? +4
#66 - Comment deleted 04/07/2012 on The Youth Of Today My... 0
#234 - Obviously that guy doesn't have any friends..... 04/07/2012 on feels +6
#1041 - She could drink in moderation so that she won't get really drunk 04/03/2012 on not my fault +8
#206 - Apple is such an arse. Cut things in half---call it innovation…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2012 on Apple Innovation +1
#229 - anonymous (04/03/2012) [-]
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the generel intelligence of the population... EVER.
#1031 - It's still her fault in the end. Like what poeple say, a drunk…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/03/2012 on not my fault +5
User avatar #1094 - frannylips (04/03/2012) [-]
Flirting with someone doesn't mean they want to have sex with them. People flirt in daily conversation casually.
Where in the post does it say that while drunk she said she wanted to have sex with him? You're just assuming that she did. For all you know she could have been forced. Sure, maybe she did say she did. But we don't know, so don't assume and judge.
#1065 - anonymous (04/03/2012) [-]
No. Rape is rape, you don't get to attempt to justify it.
I don't care how drunk she/he was.
I don't care WHAT they were wearing.
No means no in every context. Taking advantage of someone in an intoxicated state is still RAPE. Get of your misogynistic high horse.
User avatar #1097 - ubercripple (04/03/2012) [-]
They were probably both intoxicated, neither of them "took advantage" of the other. Drunken hook-ups happen all the time, the only difference in this case is that after agreeing to CONSENSUAL sex, she later regretted it, and wanted to demonize the guy.

See below for more.

And get off your misandric high horse.
#1040 - anonymous (04/03/2012) [-]
So to avoid getting raped by men no woman anywhere should EVER drink. Because, y'know, men just don't go around raping people who don't ask for it.

Obviously.
User avatar #1043 - ubercripple (04/03/2012) [-]
I KNOWINGLY DRANK MYSELF INTO A STATE WHERE I KNEW I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO CONTROL MYSELF. BUT I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR MY ACTIONS.

Seems legit.
#1066 - anonymous (04/03/2012) [-]
Why do you take that opinion of the girl and not the rapist???
User avatar #1096 - ubercripple (04/03/2012) [-]
Also, who's to say that she wasn't the one that seduced him? In either case, neither of them are "rapists" as you so unfairly say. Now, if one of them had purposefully gotten the other into a state where they could no longer act of their own will, such as spiking a drink with some sort of date rape drug, THEN that person would be a rapist.

But in this case, the girl (and possibly the guy as well) got drunk of their own accord, knowing full well the possible consequences associated with their actions. This girl was not being responsible, and in her inebriated state, agreed to have consensual sex. Regardless of whether or not she would have agreed to this was she sober, she still agreed.

Basically, she got herself into that state, without any outside interference, knowing full well that she was being irresponsible, and would be put into a state where she could not correctly guide her actions along the path that she would want while sober. Therefore she is responsible for her own actions while inebriated, and the guy in this situation was not and is not a rapist in any way shape or form. You say women are always portrayed as "wanting it" or being sluts or some such. Well if that's true, then men are always demonized as sex-crazed lunatics that do nothing but either force women into having sex, or purposefully lure them into that state with foul intentions. You're just as guilty of stereotypes as everyone else is, don't try to act like you're better.
User avatar #1091 - ubercripple (04/03/2012) [-]
It was not stated whether or not he was sober or drunk, so it is unfair to apply that to him.
User avatar #1041 - zhaffy (04/03/2012) [-]
She could drink in moderation so that she won't get really drunk
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#29 - I won't really know. I just thought that the US government and…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/29/2012 on Israeli -1
User avatar #35 - masterchririus (03/29/2012) [-]
U.S. Army / Marines / Government / whatever is just out doing Israels dirty-work..
Sending Americans to fight their wars...

Neglecting it's own citizens while sending billions in "foreign aid" to Israel, AND spending trillions on fighting their wars...

The U.S. has even promised Israel that if gas (oil) gets low, it will ensure that Israel will get the last drops..


User avatar #57 - sketchE (03/29/2012) [-]
what are you fucking retarded we send most of our foreign aid to africa and other places we arent fighting any where near israel or its issues unless iran gets involved
#241 - anonymous (03/29/2012) [-]
We send more money to Israel by far than any other country. And not that much aid reaches Africa because poor people usually live around militants, and there are laws against sending money that might benefit militants.

Please also type like a literate person. All Funnyjunkers would appreciate it.
User avatar #74 - masterchririus (03/29/2012) [-]
I did not say near Israel, I said Israels wars. (as in protecting their interests? look up AIPAC perhaps? get edu???)

Who cares if you send MOST of the money elsewhere? these guys have their own military industry, they obviously don't NEED your $$$

As for retarded... hmmm.. don't really think so...


User avatar #77 - sketchE (03/29/2012) [-]
your comment is the kind of retarded conspiracy shit what interests are we protecting? we arent killing any palistinians near israel were policing afghanistan helping a country that says if iran and israel go to war and we side with israel they will not side with us
User avatar #1254 - masterchririus (03/30/2012) [-]
Well by policing Afghanistan, you are i.e. making sure nobody steals the opium from the Rothschild's... Rothchild's interests = Israeli interests...

If you knew the meaning of the word "conspiracy" you would know that they happen all the time. You my friend have been told by the t.v. and movies that anyone talking about conspiracy is a nut-job... But how does that compute when the FBI arrests people on conspiracy charges?

Does this mean the FBI are nut-jobs? And if so, why isn't that agency shut down for "wasting money on conspiracys" ?

And then you have the oil-pipelines.. They are going through the entire middle-east, and THAT wouldn't be safe unless you occupy any country it crosses...

The proposed pipeline crosses Afghanistan, Iran and Pakistan to name a few..
#39 - jcm (03/29/2012) [-]
and the only reason, is that most of the time campaigns from presidents are funded by rich jews, so even if the U.S. wanted anything else they can't because they are indebted
User avatar #79 - masterchririus (03/29/2012) [-]
True that, and it's easy to get Americans to hate Arabs, especially if you own T.V. and a couple of iconic buildings in lower Manhattan... eeaaasy...

Wag the dog ;)
#26 - I love your profile gif 03/29/2012 on Israeli +7
#25 - In some way  [+] (10 new replies) 03/29/2012 on Israeli -2
User avatar #28 - masterchririus (03/29/2012) [-]
Israel following the U.S.?
Don't be ridiculous... It's the other way around...
User avatar #29 - zhaffy (03/29/2012) [-]
I won't really know. I just thought that the US government and army are more troublesome
User avatar #35 - masterchririus (03/29/2012) [-]
U.S. Army / Marines / Government / whatever is just out doing Israels dirty-work..
Sending Americans to fight their wars...

Neglecting it's own citizens while sending billions in "foreign aid" to Israel, AND spending trillions on fighting their wars...

The U.S. has even promised Israel that if gas (oil) gets low, it will ensure that Israel will get the last drops..


User avatar #57 - sketchE (03/29/2012) [-]
what are you fucking retarded we send most of our foreign aid to africa and other places we arent fighting any where near israel or its issues unless iran gets involved
#241 - anonymous (03/29/2012) [-]
We send more money to Israel by far than any other country. And not that much aid reaches Africa because poor people usually live around militants, and there are laws against sending money that might benefit militants.

Please also type like a literate person. All Funnyjunkers would appreciate it.
User avatar #74 - masterchririus (03/29/2012) [-]
I did not say near Israel, I said Israels wars. (as in protecting their interests? look up AIPAC perhaps? get edu???)

Who cares if you send MOST of the money elsewhere? these guys have their own military industry, they obviously don't NEED your $$$

As for retarded... hmmm.. don't really think so...


User avatar #77 - sketchE (03/29/2012) [-]
your comment is the kind of retarded conspiracy shit what interests are we protecting? we arent killing any palistinians near israel were policing afghanistan helping a country that says if iran and israel go to war and we side with israel they will not side with us
User avatar #1254 - masterchririus (03/30/2012) [-]
Well by policing Afghanistan, you are i.e. making sure nobody steals the opium from the Rothschild's... Rothchild's interests = Israeli interests...

If you knew the meaning of the word "conspiracy" you would know that they happen all the time. You my friend have been told by the t.v. and movies that anyone talking about conspiracy is a nut-job... But how does that compute when the FBI arrests people on conspiracy charges?

Does this mean the FBI are nut-jobs? And if so, why isn't that agency shut down for "wasting money on conspiracys" ?

And then you have the oil-pipelines.. They are going through the entire middle-east, and THAT wouldn't be safe unless you occupy any country it crosses...

The proposed pipeline crosses Afghanistan, Iran and Pakistan to name a few..
#39 - jcm (03/29/2012) [-]
and the only reason, is that most of the time campaigns from presidents are funded by rich jews, so even if the U.S. wanted anything else they can't because they are indebted
User avatar #79 - masterchririus (03/29/2012) [-]
True that, and it's easy to get Americans to hate Arabs, especially if you own T.V. and a couple of iconic buildings in lower Manhattan... eeaaasy...

Wag the dog ;)
#24 - They're following their big brother, the US government  [+] (11 new replies) 03/29/2012 on Israeli +2
User avatar #25 - zhaffy (03/29/2012) [-]
In some way
User avatar #28 - masterchririus (03/29/2012) [-]
Israel following the U.S.?
Don't be ridiculous... It's the other way around...
User avatar #29 - zhaffy (03/29/2012) [-]
I won't really know. I just thought that the US government and army are more troublesome
User avatar #35 - masterchririus (03/29/2012) [-]
U.S. Army / Marines / Government / whatever is just out doing Israels dirty-work..
Sending Americans to fight their wars...

Neglecting it's own citizens while sending billions in "foreign aid" to Israel, AND spending trillions on fighting their wars...

The U.S. has even promised Israel that if gas (oil) gets low, it will ensure that Israel will get the last drops..


User avatar #57 - sketchE (03/29/2012) [-]
what are you fucking retarded we send most of our foreign aid to africa and other places we arent fighting any where near israel or its issues unless iran gets involved
#241 - anonymous (03/29/2012) [-]
We send more money to Israel by far than any other country. And not that much aid reaches Africa because poor people usually live around militants, and there are laws against sending money that might benefit militants.

Please also type like a literate person. All Funnyjunkers would appreciate it.
User avatar #74 - masterchririus (03/29/2012) [-]
I did not say near Israel, I said Israels wars. (as in protecting their interests? look up AIPAC perhaps? get edu???)

Who cares if you send MOST of the money elsewhere? these guys have their own military industry, they obviously don't NEED your $$$

As for retarded... hmmm.. don't really think so...


User avatar #77 - sketchE (03/29/2012) [-]
your comment is the kind of retarded conspiracy shit what interests are we protecting? we arent killing any palistinians near israel were policing afghanistan helping a country that says if iran and israel go to war and we side with israel they will not side with us
User avatar #1254 - masterchririus (03/30/2012) [-]
Well by policing Afghanistan, you are i.e. making sure nobody steals the opium from the Rothschild's... Rothchild's interests = Israeli interests...

If you knew the meaning of the word "conspiracy" you would know that they happen all the time. You my friend have been told by the t.v. and movies that anyone talking about conspiracy is a nut-job... But how does that compute when the FBI arrests people on conspiracy charges?

Does this mean the FBI are nut-jobs? And if so, why isn't that agency shut down for "wasting money on conspiracys" ?

And then you have the oil-pipelines.. They are going through the entire middle-east, and THAT wouldn't be safe unless you occupy any country it crosses...

The proposed pipeline crosses Afghanistan, Iran and Pakistan to name a few..
#39 - jcm (03/29/2012) [-]
and the only reason, is that most of the time campaigns from presidents are funded by rich jews, so even if the U.S. wanted anything else they can't because they are indebted
User avatar #79 - masterchririus (03/29/2012) [-]
True that, and it's easy to get Americans to hate Arabs, especially if you own T.V. and a couple of iconic buildings in lower Manhattan... eeaaasy...

Wag the dog ;)
#38 - This needs a brazzers logo... 03/29/2012 on Nigga Ninja +3
#74 - I remember those days where my brother and I played blue and r… 03/28/2012 on Mad Mewtwo 0
#164 - Thanks. So if I were to do something to reshape my cornea, my … 03/25/2012 on How People See Me 0
#21 - I seriously think that looks like Justin Bieber :( 03/25/2012 on Wild Hipster -2
#98 - does the shape/angle of the cornea affect the degree of my vision?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/25/2012 on How People See Me 0
#141 - anonymous (03/25/2012) [-]
The shape of your cornea does affect your vision. That is why there are different types of lens. The shape of the lens is meant to accommodate the shape of your eye. People with a astigmatism have to have special lens made.
User avatar #164 - zhaffy (03/25/2012) [-]
Thanks. So if I were to do something to reshape my cornea, my vision could be better aye.
#46 - I think this was from the photo in the game  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2012 on Mass Effect +1
#56 - anonymous (03/23/2012) [-]
This one is fan made, but the photo she sends you in-game is legit (duh).
#43 - Tali??  [+] (8 new replies) 03/23/2012 on Mass Effect +8
User avatar #44 - Narwhalsareawesome (03/23/2012) [-]
Is this really what they look like or has someone just drawn it?
User avatar #46 - zhaffy (03/23/2012) [-]
I think this was from the photo in the game
#56 - anonymous (03/23/2012) [-]
This one is fan made, but the photo she sends you in-game is legit (duh).
User avatar #45 - fistoftheaxis (03/23/2012) [-]
They are human-like. At least the pic she gives us in ME3 says so....
User avatar #63 - gilliam (03/23/2012) [-]
when does she send you a photo?
#66 - fistoftheaxis (03/23/2012) [-]
Only if you romance her.
<Pic is her. Unfortunately that's all we get :\
#86 - olem (03/23/2012) [-]
.______________.
#67 - anonymous (03/23/2012) [-]
suddenly tali isnt annoying anymore and i wanna save quarians
#258 - One tip, don't use the katanas that you can get from malls. Th… 03/23/2012 on It has begun. +4
#139 - I think it just lives up to its name FIREtruck 03/23/2012 on Oh, the irony. +6
#327 - Comment deleted 03/23/2012 on Brilliant 0
#149 - >> Kill Middle-Easterners >> Apologise &g…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2012 on Perfect crime +11
User avatar #152 - musclemarinade (03/22/2012) [-]
Only good thing about the taliban is that they die every single attack :)
User avatar #182 - twothcoopth (03/22/2012) [-]
im pretty sure there is nothing good about the Taliban
#79 - Anonymoose is my FJ friend..... I can't do it, sorry peeps D:  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2012 on Car Race Stop Motion Animation -1
User avatar #85 - aussiemozzie (03/21/2012) [-]
**aussiemozzie rolls 96** If I roll dubs you have to.
#696 - The awkward moment when you remember your Pakistani friend pla… 03/21/2012 on good thing it wasn't... +5
#93 - Every one of them are shouting " STOP KONY!" , howev… 03/21/2012 on I found this at my school... +1
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