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Date Signed Up:12/01/2009
Last Login:7/18/2014
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#184 - now this makes me curious.... My dear atheists 'friends' , wou…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/22/2012 on What Athiest's Say During Sex 0
#255 - bacchus (08/22/2012) [-]
Nothing particularly comprehensible.
User avatar #192 - sabotagesam (08/22/2012) [-]
'oh fuck' 'oh yes' 'what the bitchspinned fuck, is that a cock?!'
User avatar #190 - antistar (08/22/2012) [-]
"Scream and I'll cut ya."
User avatar #186 - alfjnn (08/22/2012) [-]
"oh my fucking goodness"
User avatar #187 - alfjnn (08/22/2012) [-]
Also
"Woah my jesus"
"homygawd"
I also just Moan half the time, if it's good enough.


"Nigga that's a fine booty."
#775 - who is she? 08/18/2012 on Sex? Best non-plausable... +2
#481 - I'm a fukken loser in dark souls. I've played since it came ou…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2012 on Gaming comp 15 0
#493 - inathecold (08/17/2012) [-]
Best place for soulfarming would be Darkroot Garden, just lure all the Forest Hunters back to the stairs and the jump off. That's if you want to do it legitly.
#418 - now thats why i said "most likely" 08/13/2012 on Honey boo boo 0
#313 - Correct me if I'm wrong, but since it takes 9 months in the wo…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/12/2012 on Honey boo boo +31
#356 - anonymous (08/12/2012) [-]
False. They could've done it during the first 3 months since she turned 15.
User avatar #418 - zhaffy (08/13/2012) [-]
now thats why i said "most likely"
#82 - Now we know that God goes to 4Chan.... 08/11/2012 on God Working in Mysterious Ways 0
#466 - street fighter game I heard  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2012 on EA 0
#515 - anonymous (08/04/2012) [-]
Not only that Mass effect 3 too!
#527 - unigrounds (08/04/2012) [-]
I wonder if they know what "DLC" means in the first place...
#145 - I guessed that was why. searched him up before  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2012 on HAAAAAA! 0
#149 - zeroshade (08/03/2012) [-]
Overall, he is a great voice actor. On of the best in my opinion.
#131 - I swear that that guy sounds like Marcus Fenix in the game  [+] (3 new replies) 08/03/2012 on HAAAAAA! 0
User avatar #143 - zeroshade (08/03/2012) [-]
Thats because its the same guy. John Di Maggio.
User avatar #145 - zhaffy (08/03/2012) [-]
I guessed that was why. searched him up before
#149 - zeroshade (08/03/2012) [-]
Overall, he is a great voice actor. On of the best in my opinion.
#176 - Comment deleted 08/03/2012 on It charges with your breath +1
#25 - Why are the Jews always in power now? If Hitler didn't murder …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2012 on Banking for kids 0
#26 - anonymous (08/02/2012) [-]
so? you jelly?
#66 - My teacher told me that you'll have more urge to have sex the …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2012 on My perspective of the... 0
User avatar #72 - thegoodoldscubaste (08/02/2012) [-]
Good for me I'm a track runner!
#162 - You have my respect 07/31/2012 on God's Not Real +1
#361 - I fucking love you for making this known to me!! 07/31/2012 on Earth's Timeline 0
#263 - I feel you. But if we were to have synthethic/robotic limbs an…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/31/2012 on Earth's Timeline 0
User avatar #267 - randomnab (07/31/2012) [-]
Well, we actually age because of a protein that affects cell division. The production of that protein slows down, almost stops at a certain age, around 90 or 100. So old people don't die of aging, they die because their bodies are ruined by the past aging process. Scientists are actually working on isolating the gene that controls the production of the aging proteins.
User avatar #272 - thedemonic (07/31/2012) [-]
dude i literally just said that
User avatar #278 - randomnab (07/31/2012) [-]
Yeah, I noticed right after I submitted my comment.
#171 - least it doesn't make me any worse.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2012 on They are among us! -2
#175 - darthblam (07/30/2012) [-]
Of course it does. It means your moral compass is based on fear. Those aren't morals you've developed yourself, it's someone else's morals forced into your mind.
#159 - “The best of people are those with the most excellent charac…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2012 on They are among us! -3
#173 - retardface (07/30/2012) [-]
not you then...
#152 - Even if you guys say "relax, we are not taking this serio…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/30/2012 on They are among us! -11
User avatar #167 - darthblam (07/30/2012) [-]
So you try to be a good person specifically because you fear God's wrath? (or "shit-list")

Not doing something only because you fear the consequences of it does not make you any better.
User avatar #171 - zhaffy (07/30/2012) [-]
least it doesn't make me any worse.
#175 - darthblam (07/30/2012) [-]
Of course it does. It means your moral compass is based on fear. Those aren't morals you've developed yourself, it's someone else's morals forced into your mind.
User avatar #156 - grantika (07/30/2012) [-]
#153 - thetrolltrolley (07/30/2012) [-]
moralfag
User avatar #159 - zhaffy (07/30/2012) [-]
“The best of people are those with the most excellent character.” -- (Tabarani, Sahih)
#173 - retardface (07/30/2012) [-]
not you then...
#148 - Comment deleted 07/30/2012 on They are among us! -2
#77 - Which means we're gonna have an iron man suit soon too :) 07/28/2012 on Then and Now +1
#75 - All along we've all imagined what the future will be like, and…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/28/2012 on Then and Now +4
User avatar #79 - potatot (07/28/2012) [-]
Everyone and everything was in the future.
User avatar #76 - demandsgayversion (07/28/2012) [-]
Remember the novelty idea of a video phone? We have that shit!
User avatar #77 - zhaffy (07/28/2012) [-]
Which means we're gonna have an iron man suit soon too :)
#445 - Comment deleted 07/27/2012 on R.I.P brother +6
#60 - Comment deleted 07/26/2012 on Idiot 0
#48 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2012 on Idiot +11
#58 - thatlolguyXD Comment deleted by zhaffy
#60 - zhaffy Comment deleted by zhaffy
#49 - Have I ever told you guys that I love russians? 07/25/2012 on Workout Girls 0
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