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Date Signed Up:12/01/2009
Last Login:10/23/2014
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#110 - Is it just me, or does one of the tombstones of the Old Jewish… 08/31/2012 on Creepiest places on earth 0
#95 - SquidShark 08/30/2012 on Shark Fart 0
#440 - haha lets see what happens next 08/30/2012 on Apple inventions 0
#430 - Holyhell someone please do this!!!  [+] (5 new replies) 08/30/2012 on Apple inventions 0
#434 - SilentStranger (08/30/2012) [-]
>.>
#499 - nsfwanon (08/30/2012) [-]
I've just emailed them too. I wonder if they'll read it...
#444 - jgk has deleted their comment.
User avatar #445 - SilentStranger (08/30/2012) [-]
Screenshots I take always seem to come out bigger than my actual screen, it's weird xD
User avatar #440 - zhaffy (08/30/2012) [-]
haha lets see what happens next
#237 - Fun 'Fact' : The modern pictures you see of Jesus nowadays wer…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/30/2012 on jesus christ! -2
#251 - abachonk (08/30/2012) [-]
User avatar #249 - Sethorein (08/30/2012) [-]
Also, fun fact: Pre-renaissance art focused very little on the body. Almost all men and women looked exactly the same, the only way they would try to differentiate from one to the other is with a signature of the individual.

Jesus might be seen holding a lamb or with a halo on his head to show his divinity... here this Borgia fellow is shown in finery (something you'll NEVER see of jesus.) because it is indicative of the wealth of the Borgias and their decadence...
User avatar #246 - Sethorein (08/30/2012) [-]
Assassins creed is a bullshit rendition of fake history. Assassins WORKED for the Borgia family... they were just a band of mercenaries and nothing more. Professional killers for hire.

Also, there are plenty of depictions of Jesus from before the time of the Borgia family...

Seriously... I'm not even religious but this is in line with people who think Aliens genetically designed humanity and 9/11 was an inside job...
#244 - idkmyusername (08/30/2012) [-]
the Borgia you say?
#56 - I had a tail once. My tail grew to a tiny tail. Regret having … 08/29/2012 on The worst human growths... +1
#61 - put that in the game  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2012 on genius idea +25
#81 - stewo (08/29/2012) [-]
that would be an epic cutscene
#44 - girl on the left is way pretty :) Me gusta  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2012 on ChatRoulette strangeness +2
#83 - theswagmobile (08/29/2012) [-]
> MFW I notice this guy has a whole lot of red thumbs while all the other comments about how hot the guy is get green thumbs.
#256 - anyone see his 'third leg' ?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2012 on Everytime +21
User avatar #262 - ultimoz (08/29/2012) [-]
Looks more look a penis with a shoe.
#258 - Unoriginal (08/29/2012) [-]
Lol I just noticed this.
#89 - im guessing the second butt from the left is a man's butt 08/23/2012 on Only in Japan... 0
#184 - now this makes me curious.... My dear atheists 'friends' , wou…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/22/2012 on What Athiest's Say During Sex 0
#255 - bacchus (08/22/2012) [-]
Nothing particularly comprehensible.
User avatar #192 - sabotagesam (08/22/2012) [-]
'oh fuck' 'oh yes' 'what the bitchspinned fuck, is that a cock?!'
User avatar #190 - antistar (08/22/2012) [-]
"Scream and I'll cut ya."
User avatar #186 - alfjnn (08/22/2012) [-]
"oh my fucking goodness"
User avatar #187 - alfjnn (08/22/2012) [-]
Also
"Woah my jesus"
"homygawd"
I also just Moan half the time, if it's good enough.


"Nigga that's a fine booty."
#775 - who is she? 08/18/2012 on Sex? Best non-plausable... +2
#481 - I'm a fukken loser in dark souls. I've played since it came ou…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2012 on Gaming comp 15 0
#493 - inathecold (08/17/2012) [-]
Best place for soulfarming would be Darkroot Garden, just lure all the Forest Hunters back to the stairs and the jump off. That's if you want to do it legitly.
#418 - now thats why i said "most likely" 08/13/2012 on Honey boo boo 0
#313 - Correct me if I'm wrong, but since it takes 9 months in the wo…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/12/2012 on Honey boo boo +31
#356 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/12/2012) [-]
False. They could've done it during the first 3 months since she turned 15.
User avatar #418 - zhaffy (08/13/2012) [-]
now thats why i said "most likely"
#82 - Now we know that God goes to 4Chan.... 08/11/2012 on God Working in Mysterious Ways 0
#466 - street fighter game I heard  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2012 on EA 0
#515 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/04/2012) [-]
Not only that Mass effect 3 too!
#527 - unigrounds (08/04/2012) [-]
I wonder if they know what "DLC" means in the first place...
#145 - I guessed that was why. searched him up before  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2012 on HAAAAAA! 0
#149 - zeroshade (08/03/2012) [-]
Overall, he is a great voice actor. On of the best in my opinion.
#131 - I swear that that guy sounds like Marcus Fenix in the game  [+] (3 new replies) 08/03/2012 on HAAAAAA! 0
User avatar #143 - zeroshade (08/03/2012) [-]
Thats because its the same guy. John Di Maggio.
User avatar #145 - zhaffy (08/03/2012) [-]
I guessed that was why. searched him up before
#149 - zeroshade (08/03/2012) [-]
Overall, he is a great voice actor. On of the best in my opinion.
#176 - Comment deleted 08/03/2012 on It charges with your breath +1
#25 - Why are the Jews always in power now? If Hitler didn't murder …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2012 on Banking for kids 0
#26 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/02/2012) [-]
so? you jelly?
#66 - My teacher told me that you'll have more urge to have sex the …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2012 on My perspective of the... 0
User avatar #72 - thegoodoldscubaste (08/02/2012) [-]
Good for me I'm a track runner!
#162 - You have my respect 07/31/2012 on God's Not Real +1
#361 - I ******* love you for making this known to me!! 07/31/2012 on Earth's Timeline 0
#263 - I feel you. But if we were to have synthethic/robotic limbs an…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/31/2012 on Earth's Timeline 0
User avatar #267 - randomnab (07/31/2012) [-]
Well, we actually age because of a protein that affects cell division. The production of that protein slows down, almost stops at a certain age, around 90 or 100. So old people don't die of aging, they die because their bodies are ruined by the past aging process. Scientists are actually working on isolating the gene that controls the production of the aging proteins.
User avatar #272 - thedemonic (07/31/2012) [-]
dude i literally just said that
User avatar #278 - randomnab (07/31/2012) [-]
Yeah, I noticed right after I submitted my comment.
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