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#160 - Well I don't like it much myself. But I see why people do it, … 09/23/2014 on Looking at you, LaQuisha +1
#135 - Here's a truly unpopular opinion: The reason people w…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Looking at you, LaQuisha +4
#147 - thetallbeverage (09/22/2014) [-]
I understand the reason but it pisses me off more than anything because sure, you can have ~7 kids and the chances of one of them being better than you is more than fair, but those other 6 are going to be just as shitty as you for having a bad upbringing.

My girlfriend worked with a guy at Target, with 12 kids based on the hope that one of those kids will take care of him. But who the fuck is taking care of those kids, with Target grade pay?

I promise i'm not angry at you, I'm angry at the opinion you brought up.
User avatar #160 - zevran (09/23/2014) [-]
Well I don't like it much myself. But I see why people do it, and in certain countries without a welfare state I might call it logical.
#130 - Actually we have that in Norway too. Also, it's part…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2014 on D'awwwww 0
User avatar #131 - arziben (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm not attacking them really, just expressing my discomfort on what feels like misplaced patriotism. But then again it's onyl my opinion which makes me wonder how can they get so butthurt over such a trivial comment, I mean I get kinda butthurt when they mock and insult (literally insult) my home country (which they did in response to my comment by the way) but I often shrug it off in a few minutes.
But it doesn't seem to be the same as mocking DA GREAT 'MURICA
#103 - Yeah! Those americans waving their flags on special occasion…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/21/2014 on D'awwwww +1
User avatar #113 - arziben (09/21/2014) [-]
special occasion, you said it yourself. So why do they have flag poles in their gardens, in their schools etc... ? The US is the only country to display its flag so profusely.
User avatar #130 - zevran (09/21/2014) [-]
Actually we have that in Norway too.

Also, it's part of their culture. Flags are hardly the worst thing about American culture. Why don't you attack a real problem instead. Like their gun violence or something.
User avatar #131 - arziben (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm not attacking them really, just expressing my discomfort on what feels like misplaced patriotism. But then again it's onyl my opinion which makes me wonder how can they get so butthurt over such a trivial comment, I mean I get kinda butthurt when they mock and insult (literally insult) my home country (which they did in response to my comment by the way) but I often shrug it off in a few minutes.
But it doesn't seem to be the same as mocking DA GREAT 'MURICA
#29 - Sure. The Union hasn't always been popular. But you've also go…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2014 on relevant 0
User avatar #30 - mrleague (09/20/2014) [-]
Ok im back and I have calmed down a little Im sorry for my previous comment saying the 55% are cowards I really respect opinions and I apoligise for that.The only way for Scotland to get back on its feet if the Scottish people work together,There will another refurendum in the future and hopefully we get independence in the next one however I may want add so after yestedays events there is now a hude divide in Scotland now as you know half for pro independence and half that want to stay loyal to the union well major fights have broken out unionist last stared attacking pro-independance campaigners yes I know thats strange that people that are atacking the losers but I was absolouty disgusted by last nights events, the violence,burning of our national flag the saltier and Nazi salutes just for this reason I fell very ashamed to be Scottish.tbh theis referendum has not madoe our country any better it has divided and that going to take a long time to heal,peace out and stay safe.*Mr League*.
#67 - All I saw during the vote was a bunch of people with no knowle… 09/19/2014 on Shitebags...shitebags... +13
#64 - Actually Scotland didn't achive anything near its modern borde… 09/19/2014 on Shitebags...shitebags... 0
#16 - Or they were realists, seeing that Scotland would face an unce…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/19/2014 on relevant +6
User avatar #27 - fjacctfucku (09/20/2014) [-]
I get that, it's just that they have been fighting for it for so long.. I respect their decision from a realistic point of view, it makes sense, but I have to say that imo they just shit on centuries of struggle.. all of that was for nothing now because half of them didn't have the balls to go for it even though the future was uncertain. How many scottsmen have died seeking independence? a fucking lot
User avatar #29 - zevran (09/20/2014) [-]
Sure. The Union hasn't always been popular. But you've also got to remember that it has at least since the 19th century been widely accepted. Many Scots feel British, and they don't see a reason to break from the UK. Scotland hasn't cesed to exist. It just exists within the UK, along with Northern Ireland, England and Wales.

The fact that people died for inderpendence in the past doesnt really have anything to do with the current situation. Back than Scotland was treated like a province in the British Empire. It's far from being treated as such now.

And at the end of the day, while the Scots and English may have their differences they're remarkably similar at the end of the day.
User avatar #30 - mrleague (09/20/2014) [-]
Ok im back and I have calmed down a little Im sorry for my previous comment saying the 55% are cowards I really respect opinions and I apoligise for that.The only way for Scotland to get back on its feet if the Scottish people work together,There will another refurendum in the future and hopefully we get independence in the next one however I may want add so after yestedays events there is now a hude divide in Scotland now as you know half for pro independence and half that want to stay loyal to the union well major fights have broken out unionist last stared attacking pro-independance campaigners yes I know thats strange that people that are atacking the losers but I was absolouty disgusted by last nights events, the violence,burning of our national flag the saltier and Nazi salutes just for this reason I fell very ashamed to be Scottish.tbh theis referendum has not madoe our country any better it has divided and that going to take a long time to heal,peace out and stay safe.*Mr League*.
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User avatar #667 - satrenkotheone (07/26/2014) [-]
I have a cold... or streps. It hurts.
#663 - satrenkotheone (05/05/2014) [-]
Send moni plox
User avatar #664 to #663 - zevran (05/05/2014) [-]
I of very poor
User avatar #658 - satrenkotheone (04/28/2014) [-]
Fill me in on your status please.
User avatar #659 to #658 - zevran (04/28/2014) [-]
In order to "improve relations with China" the Norwegian goverment refuses to meet with Dalai Lama when he comes to Oslo. Our dear foreign minister didn't even try to hide the fact. At least he was honest...

Not only is it a massive sign of weakness, and a signal that pressure aganist the sovereign state of Norway is effective. It's a humiliation of the Norwegian people. A violation of our principles of inderpendence and freedom. A complete turn around from what they said they'd do when they were in opposition.

I voted for these ******* . Damn it. Suddenly I understand why some people don't vote...

Erna might as well have sucked Li Keqiang dick on national television. Maybe she should. It would certainly "Improve relations" between the two of them.
User avatar #660 to #659 - satrenkotheone (04/28/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, that situation.

Pretty nice dick move but I don't even care anymore at this point.
User avatar #661 to #660 - zevran (04/28/2014) [-]
It isn't that I much support Dalai Lama. He's a religious leader chosen by some nutty rules and is encouraging a rebellion. So I don't much care for him personally.

It's the principle that matters. China should not be allowed to dictate Norwegian politics. Not now, not ever.
User avatar #662 to #661 - satrenkotheone (04/28/2014) [-]
True.

Welp, screw this, I'm moving away again.
User avatar #611 - satrenkotheone (03/09/2014) [-]
Oh hello.
User avatar #652 to #611 - zevran (03/09/2014) [-]
"Hmm, yeah. I should buy more gum.

Well yeah, if they were exercising."

Or, when you get a job, walk there instead of talking the bus (unless it's hours away, but you get my meaning here). Just walking 15 - 20 minutes too and from work can be good exercise to start with.
User avatar #653 to #652 - satrenkotheone (03/09/2014) [-]
That's the thing. Look at a map and see how my town is layed out.

Closest job I could get downtown is like 40 minutes away basically.
User avatar #654 to #653 - zevran (03/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, that is a problem. Perhaps walk to a bus stop further away than the closest one. There are usualy a solution to most problems.

If you get a good job, and like animals perhaps getting a dog would motivate your for a walk or three pr day.
User avatar #655 to #654 - satrenkotheone (03/09/2014) [-]
I have a car so... And bus stop is like 25m away.

Mhm, the job at the local factory might make me 45k.
User avatar #656 to #655 - zevran (03/09/2014) [-]
Hmmm. Well I'm sure there's a soution if you look for it. Not that I do much myself, except walk to the nearest metro station. If I had a car I'd use that too I guess.

45k a month or a year? Those are different after all

Anyway, It's getting really late now. It was nice talking to you But I really should get some sleep. Feel free to take contact whenever you want though. Conversation is always appriciated. Especially after all the **** I get at work.

Good night
User avatar #657 to #656 - satrenkotheone (03/09/2014) [-]
Goodnight.
User avatar #632 to #611 - zevran (03/09/2014) [-]
"It won't. Well it sort of will in a way, like I'll never be able to have my own children but what can one do?"

Well, lots of people can't for various reasons. But science advances quickly these days. So one can always hope at least.
User avatar #633 to #632 - satrenkotheone (03/09/2014) [-]
And I am hoping.

Wait, where were you from in Norway again?
User avatar #634 to #633 - zevran (03/09/2014) [-]
Nittedal. It's a suburb just north of Oslo.
User avatar #635 to #634 - satrenkotheone (03/09/2014) [-]
Oh right.
User avatar #636 to #635 - zevran (03/09/2014) [-]
Indeed. Not the most exciting place in the world. But home is home, right?
User avatar #637 to #636 - satrenkotheone (03/09/2014) [-]
I guess.

Hvttingfoss here. My fosterparents are selling the house so I'm desperately tryng to find a job and a flat.
User avatar #638 to #637 - zevran (03/09/2014) [-]
Yeah. I can see the problem there. Property prices and all that.
User avatar #639 to #638 - satrenkotheone (03/09/2014) [-]
Rentng ain't too bad.

Hard to sell the house, gives me more time to find a flat.
User avatar #640 to #639 - zevran (03/09/2014) [-]
Yeah. That's true.

You going for a local flat, or moving closer to the grand capital of glorious Norway?
User avatar #641 to #640 - satrenkotheone (03/09/2014) [-]
Probably in my hometown.. Got a few friends here I don't really want to leave... more so because I'm dependent on them.
User avatar #642 to #641 - zevran (03/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know the feeling.
User avatar #643 to #642 - satrenkotheone (03/09/2014) [-]
I feel sort of emotionally sapped right now... I wish I had someone to talk to IRL but the truth is I'm too scared and I'm too lazy/content about my situation....

I feel lonely...
User avatar #644 to #643 - zevran (03/09/2014) [-]
Well, I'm sure that you could talk to those friends of yours. Just perhaps not right now, seeing as it's almost 4 am though.
User avatar #645 to #644 - satrenkotheone (03/09/2014) [-]
I'm scared of talking to people and expressing myself because I don't look feminine thus I don't feel feminine and thus my self confidence is rock bottom and this makes me scared.....
User avatar #646 to #645 - zevran (03/09/2014) [-]
Well, I'm not exactly a social lion myself, nor am I that great at giving advice. But I'd say, talk to someone you trust about the issue. You'll feel better if you do is my guess. And most people who aren't assholes will understand or at the very least attempt to be understanding.
User avatar #647 to #646 - satrenkotheone (03/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, they know but I'm scared.


I grow facial hair because of stuff and I'm fat... I sort of hate myself for that last one. If only I knew earlier that I wanted to be a girl.. well more understood than knew.
User avatar #648 to #647 - zevran (03/09/2014) [-]
Well, facial hair is easily removed at lease. Extra weight is nothing to be ashamed of, although somewhat harder to get rid of. But far from impossible.

By the way, sorry if I sound like some overpossitive douch or something. Working with sales kind of does that to you...
User avatar #649 to #648 - satrenkotheone (03/09/2014) [-]
No, it's okay. I like you, you've always been nice.

Well, I eat because I'm unhappy and I'm unhappy because I'm fat and I'm sort of lazy too.
User avatar #650 to #649 - zevran (03/09/2014) [-]
Hmm, well seeing as I hardly ever run (or lift) myself I can't really give any tips there. But you could try to just chew gum or something whenever you feel unhappy. Maybe if some of your friends exercise you can ask to join them. Even if it doesn't seem like much working towards a goal can be very rewarding, although exhausing as well.
User avatar #651 to #650 - satrenkotheone (03/09/2014) [-]
Hmm, yeah. I should buy more gum.

Well yeah, if they were exercising.
User avatar #612 to #611 - zevran (03/09/2014) [-]
Hello to you as well.
User avatar #613 to #612 - satrenkotheone (03/09/2014) [-]
Long time.
User avatar #614 to #613 - zevran (03/09/2014) [-]
Quite so.
User avatar #615 to #614 - satrenkotheone (03/09/2014) [-]
How've you been and what have you been doing?
User avatar #616 to #615 - zevran (03/09/2014) [-]
I'm fine. Saw the sun for the first time in two months today, so that's grand I've become a tax paying citizen as well. How about you?
#617 to #616 - satrenkotheone (03/09/2014) [-]
I live far enough south to have sun whenever.

Looking for a job.
User avatar #618 to #617 - zevran (03/09/2014) [-]
Lucky you! It's been raining and snowing on and off since christmas. The weather can't decide if it's winter or whatever here.

Hm, yes, jobs are hard to find in some places I have heard.
User avatar #619 to #618 - satrenkotheone (03/09/2014) [-]
Well been raining and snowing and mostly cloudy here too though.

Yeah.

I was in uni but... meh..
User avatar #620 to #619 - zevran (03/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, Uni is....

But I guess parental pressure will force me back there come august.
User avatar #621 to #620 - satrenkotheone (03/09/2014) [-]
I have something I need to do before returning to England...
User avatar #622 to #621 - zevran (03/09/2014) [-]
What would that be?
User avatar #623 to #622 - satrenkotheone (03/09/2014) [-]
Gender reassignment treatment.
User avatar #624 to #623 - zevran (03/09/2014) [-]
Woah.

Not what I expected to be honest.
User avatar #625 to #624 - satrenkotheone (03/09/2014) [-]
Oh?

I never told you I was trans, did I?
User avatar #626 to #625 - zevran (03/09/2014) [-]
Nope. I don't think you did.

Not that I have anything against it. Being a modern person and not some religious nut.
User avatar #627 to #626 - satrenkotheone (03/09/2014) [-]
Ah okay.

Eh, I've never met someone who minds me being like that really.
User avatar #628 to #627 - zevran (03/09/2014) [-]
Hmm, that's good. Loads of people as assholes I've come to experience.
User avatar #629 to #628 - satrenkotheone (03/09/2014) [-]
Oh I know.

I'm not really open about it so it's just a thing that'll happen and one day I'll either just disappear from this place completely and Erika steps in to replace where I once was.
User avatar #630 to #629 - zevran (03/09/2014) [-]
As long as you're good with it and all that. I've always thought that as long as it doesn't affect others in a negative way (beyond "I'm offended" anyway) people should be allowed to do mostly as they please with what's theirs.
User avatar #631 to #630 - satrenkotheone (03/09/2014) [-]
"I'm offended" is a retarded statement to be honest.

It won't. Well it sort of will in a way, like I'll never be able to have my own children but what can one do?
User avatar #608 - lolwtfbbqryan (09/02/2013) [-]
WHERE THE **** IS THE LYRA COMP
User avatar #609 to #608 - zevran (09/02/2013) [-]
See, it was going to be a Lyra comp. But then I wanted to do Luna comp (which is also a pony starting with 'L' so I wasn't too far off) then I though "let's add some other ponies" and suddenly it wasn't Lyra/Luna comp anymore.

But at least it's a comp.
User avatar #610 to #609 - lolwtfbbqryan (09/02/2013) [-]
but
i want
a pure
lyra one
User avatar #606 - lolwtfbbqryan (08/20/2013) [-]
link me to your lyra comp.
User avatar #607 to #606 - zevran (08/20/2013) [-]
Will do. Once I finish it I recently acquired both a job, and began to study English at the University of Oslo, so my time is somewhat limited. Sowwy.
#603 - satrenkotheone (08/01/2013) [-]
I found more Elves.
#604 to #603 - zevran (08/01/2013) [-]
I liek elves.
#605 to #604 - satrenkotheone (08/01/2013) [-]
I wish I was an elf.
User avatar #581 - satrenkotheone (06/19/2013) [-]
Zevran!
User avatar #582 to #581 - zevran (06/19/2013) [-]
Yes?
User avatar #583 to #582 - satrenkotheone (06/19/2013) [-]
How are you today?
User avatar #584 to #583 - zevran (06/19/2013) [-]
Quite fine. Tired to be honest. My back hurts a bit, and I've been out in the rain for too long. But I just begun reading Jo Nesbø's new book. So I'm good.

And you?
#585 to #584 - satrenkotheone (06/19/2013) [-]
Don't know if I could read those books. Yeah it's raining out here too. Slept two hours tonight too... yaaay.   
   
Eh, tired. I'm okay otherwise.   
   
Here have this.
Don't know if I could read those books. Yeah it's raining out here too. Slept two hours tonight too... yaaay.

Eh, tired. I'm okay otherwise.

Here have this.
User avatar #587 to #585 - zevran (06/19/2013) [-]
Why only two hours sleep btw?
User avatar #589 to #587 - satrenkotheone (06/19/2013) [-]
Went to bed at 6. Had to wake up at 8. We're selling the house.
User avatar #592 to #589 - zevran (06/19/2013) [-]
Moving out then. I see. 6 is a bit late to go to bed I feel.

User avatar #595 to #593 - zevran (06/19/2013) [-]
Mhm
User avatar #586 to #585 - zevran (06/19/2013) [-]
Thanks!

The books have been translated to english. At least most of them. Good books too.
#588 to #586 - satrenkotheone (06/19/2013) [-]
Want a nice Fluttershy pic?

Well you know I'm Norwegian, right? But I don't think his kind of books is what I'd like to read.
User avatar #590 to #588 - zevran (06/19/2013) [-]
Sorry. I forget. Ah well.

Two Norwegians conversing in english. How quaint.

Yes, Fluttershy is second best pony!
#591 to #590 - satrenkotheone (06/19/2013) [-]
I don't like Norwegian that much.

Oh boy.
User avatar #594 to #591 - zevran (06/19/2013) [-]
Hm. Yes, it is a rather corny language.

User avatar #596 to #594 - satrenkotheone (06/19/2013) [-]
I prefer English. Therefore moving to England this autumn.
User avatar #597 to #596 - zevran (06/19/2013) [-]
Cool. I'm thinking of spending a year studying in England, next year perhaps. Would be a nice change of pace.
User avatar #598 to #597 - satrenkotheone (06/19/2013) [-]
Hmm... more like... 8 years for me.
User avatar #599 to #598 - zevran (06/19/2013) [-]
Oh? Where in England are you moving to by the way?
User avatar #600 to #599 - satrenkotheone (06/19/2013) [-]
Sussex... hopefully.

If not.. well maybe Aberystwyth in Wales.
User avatar #601 to #600 - zevran (06/19/2013) [-]
Aberystwyth... That's a name I would like to hear someone say ten times quickly.

Well, I hope you get to live where you want to live. Although I do find the Welsh accent kind of charming in a strange way.
User avatar #602 to #601 - satrenkotheone (06/19/2013) [-]
Abbaccus!

Well... yeah I gotta admit I love the accent Eve Myles has.
#579 - qxangelxp (06/18/2013) [-]
I really enjoyed this.

I thought you would too.
User avatar #580 to #579 - zevran (06/18/2013) [-]
I liek.
#571 - dribble (05/22/2013) [-]
Well, it's that time of night again

These are some recent ones I thought were pretty good. (I think made in the last month) As anything too old I can't be sure hasn't already been featured. By the way, you don't have to use these : ) Their your comps, you can put what ever you like in them.
User avatar #576 to #571 - zevran (05/22/2013) [-]
Thanks mate. Haven't posted comps for some days because I have a lot of exams. But I'll get back to it.
User avatar #577 to #576 - dribble (05/22/2013) [-]
I thought there'd be a good reason : ) Wow, your exams are quite early. Well in comparison to mine. Good luck with them : D
User avatar #578 to #577 - zevran (05/23/2013) [-]
Thanks. I suppose they're early compared to some. But better now than later I figure. Get it over with and all.
#572 to #571 - dribble (05/22/2013) [-]
A Fallout: Equestria side story art piece. Oh yeah, I forgot. It's always good to include a source : ) You might be able to find something you like : D

You need to login to view this link

(Source to the first one is mblood on deviant art)
#575 to #574 - dribble (05/22/2013) [-]
One that I can't post : You need to login to view this link

Another one that I can't post : You need to login to view this link

And one last funny one : ) I don't want to spam you with stuff : P
#569 - dribble (05/13/2013) [-]
I thought this was a fairly good one. I think it's a recent one, in the last month or two and don't remember it being in one of your comps (That I remember, I'm fairly tired at the moment) And it hasn't yet been used in Dashes comps.

Also some other good ones in the artist gallery. Although the second one, Stormy morning has already been used in Dashes comp. You need to login to view this link

I'll try not to make this late night image submitting thing become a habit if it annoys you. I have a few weird habits when I'm tired...
User avatar #570 to #569 - zevran (05/13/2013) [-]
Reciving great art never annoys me, and we're in different time zones, so what is late for you is mid day for me, so no problem. Thanks!
#490 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
Post this in next comp to piss people off.
User avatar #551 to #490 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
I just used google translate. It could mean **** all for all I know. But it looks Russian to me.
User avatar #552 to #551 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
As long as it looks and sounds russian it's good.
User avatar #553 to #552 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
Except to Russians. But who cares what those crazy nutters think?
User avatar #554 to #553 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
Well, Russians do.
User avatar #555 to #554 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
Well yes. But they're nutters. Mostly.
User avatar #556 to #555 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
Also kind of cool.
User avatar #557 to #556 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
Well, maybe. Don't know any Russians personally.
User avatar #558 to #557 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
Me neither. Might meet someone in good old England when moving there. Might even sign a paper to permanently move there too.
User avatar #559 to #558 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
Possibly
#560 to #559 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
I should do something fancy. Like getting a sex change and marry.
User avatar #561 to #560 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
:P I don't know about you, but the marrying part would be the hardest part for me.
User avatar #562 to #561 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
I would manage.
User avatar #563 to #562 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
The getting a girlfriend part is the hard part for me :P
User avatar #564 to #563 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
Ha, I can pick both!
User avatar #565 to #564 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
Blasted!
User avatar #566 to #565 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
Jokes on you!
User avatar #567 to #566 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
I'm going to go cry.
User avatar #531 to #490 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
#530

Well, I'd actually really like to see my Warden once or twice. Just to have some continuity. Also, he was the most badass guy, he deserves to be featured in some small way. Otherwise I hope they just make it really long :p

You?
User avatar #532 to #531 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
Agreed on both your points.

Also I want more customization like in Origins back. Also... hmm.. dunno really. I want so much but can't put my words on it.
User avatar #533 to #532 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
Yeah. The origin stories is something I really want back for instance. But I guess we won't get that.
User avatar #534 to #533 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
Probably not.
User avatar #535 to #534 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
They're going for a voiced protagonist again, so I guess there will be no race choosing either.
User avatar #537 to #536 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
Yes indeed.
User avatar #538 to #537 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
Why do they have to do this?!
User avatar #539 to #538 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
Don't know. Maybe since EA wants the game to be more mainstream.
User avatar #540 to #539 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
WHY GOD? WHY?
User avatar #541 to #540 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
Because money is god! And god is money! An Ea doesn't afraid of anything.
User avatar #543 to #542 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
That's EA for you.
User avatar #544 to #543 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
Yeah I know. It's a shame.
User avatar #545 to #544 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
It truly is.
User avatar #546 to #545 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
Let's revolt.
User avatar #547 to #546 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
Viva la revolution!
User avatar #548 to #547 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
Something in russian!
User avatar #549 to #548 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
Революция прохладно
User avatar #550 to #549 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
Couldn't bother looking it up.
User avatar #511 to #490 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
I watched "The call of the seeker" actually. I felt it had some pretty vast plot holes here and there. For one Cassandra was vastly overpowered, and the blood mages couldn't do **** . They used scythes for goddess sake!
User avatar #512 to #511 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
Yeah I agree with a lot, but it was fun to watch even if half of it could have been a random Fantasy movie.
User avatar #513 to #512 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
Yeah. It was fine for explaining how Cassandra got her status and the conflict between the Seekers and the Templars. But you could clearly see they were taking some liberties.
User avatar #514 to #513 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
Yeah. I think it was a Japanese studio who made it. Or was it the same guys who did Ultramarines. Can't recall it.

Nevertheless, waiting for the new DA game.
User avatar #515 to #514 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, some Japanese studio. Don't know which. But it had to be dubbed to english which was why it was released later in the US and Europe.

Yep, the new Dragon age game I crave.
User avatar #516 to #515 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
Dem Japanese folks, gotta love'em.

Me as well. Liked some of the bits from Awakening as well. Having your own kind of territory you could improve and stuff.
User avatar #517 to #516 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
Awakening felt like Dragon Age: Origins, but lacking the romance stuff. It was enjoyable. Anders was awesome in it. Before he became all "Gahr Templars".
User avatar #518 to #517 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, Anders is cool and afraid of nothing. Except Templars I guess.
User avatar #519 to #518 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
Yeah. He was like mage Alistair. But then that ass Justice had to **** him up.
#520 to #519 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
Eh, don't blame it on poor Justice. He didn't know how to cope with the mortal realm. Too bad he became Vengance... I think it was Vengance.
User avatar #521 to #520 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
Vengance, yeah. Still, they were both stupid for thinking the whole "getting possessed thing" would work. And yet he has the gale to bitch about Merrill's blood magic?
User avatar #522 to #521 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, bitching about Merrill is the worst thing ever.
#523 to #522 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
Should be a crime really.
#524 to #523 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
Oh well, Vengance Anders makes for some good pictures though.
User avatar #525 to #524 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, his desing was cool. The graphics in general were better in DA: 2, although that should be expected from a newer game I suppose.
#526 to #525 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
I actually liked the scenery from Origins.
User avatar #527 to #526 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
Well yeah. I agree. But I think Dragon age 2 had a lot of potential in regards to graphics that they couldn't use in Kirkwall. The scenery in Mark of the Assassin was rather cool I thought.
User avatar #528 to #527 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
I didn't get any of the DLC for DA: 2, unfortunately.
User avatar #529 to #528 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
Ah, they were really quite good in fact. And much larger than the DA: Origins DLC's.
User avatar #530 to #529 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
Oh, how nice.

Any specific wishes for DA: Inquisition?
User avatar #491 to #490 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
:P. think I've already used it. Would have been fun though.
#492 to #491 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
Well, have some pony Anders then. I also have some other DA2 Ponies.
#493 to #492 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
Oh! Dragon Age ponies! I've not found that many of them in my time.
Oh! Dragon Age ponies! I've not found that many of them in my time.
#494 to #493 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
I know for a fact that you have to be a Dragon Age: Origins fan because of your name. Also we talked about it.

Here's Fenris. I also have Merrill as a halla.
User avatar #495 to #494 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, the name kind of makes it obvious. The Merrill as a Hala one sounds good. She was my favourit in DA: 2.
#496 to #495 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
You have no idea how much I love this elf. Merrill was probably the best character in whole DA: 2.

I didn't like DA: 2 as much as Origins. But I still think it's good.
User avatar #497 to #496 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
It was a decent game. I enjoyed playing through it. But it felt so rushed compared to Dragon age: origins, and some of the characters were rather one sided. Also, the re using of those caves...
#498 to #497 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
Yes I know what you mean. And the small area. I wanted to explore Thedas, not Kirkwall. Even if it was an interesting city which could have been worked on a bit more.   
   
Must admit I love the plot of Origins. The whole civil war thing and stuff like that. Also now I feel bad for Loghain.
Yes I know what you mean. And the small area. I wanted to explore Thedas, not Kirkwall. Even if it was an interesting city which could have been worked on a bit more.

Must admit I love the plot of Origins. The whole civil war thing and stuff like that. Also now I feel bad for Loghain.
#499 to #498 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
Yeah. They made it out to be this huge city, and then it's just four small areas and a few nearby mountains to explore? Meh.

Apparantly the new maps will be bigger.

I didn't feel bad for Loghain. I was more angry at the bugger. He was trying to save Ferelden from his imaginary Orleasians, yet didn't realize he was turning the country into a mini-Orlais.
#500 to #499 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, what was the new game called again? It was something religious wasn't it? Crusade or inquisition.

I felt so bad for him after reading the first two Dragon Age books.
#501 to #500 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
Inquisition is the new game, yeah. And knowing that's what the templars were called before they became a part of the Chantry, and since they've broken from the chantry, I think we can guess fairly accuratly who we'll be playing.

Haven't read any of the books. They don't sell them in this backwards country.
#502 to #501 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
Either with or against them. Knowing Bioware with DA games we'll probably make a choice or play as a chantry supporter or priest or member or something who's trying to get the Templars back under Chantry control.
Maybe more Qunari invasions and Elven rebellions... I actually like the elves in DA a lot.

I ordered them via Amazon. Read three of them.
User avatar #503 to #502 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
Well, we won't be able to choose who to play, only an unplayable backround. So we'll likely get someting like "You! Go make peace between mages and templars. I'm giving you a lot of rope here, don't care what you do. Just get it done, and fast, or else..." then Flemeth will appear and do some stuff.

Yeah, Qunari invasion seems like it's forshadowed a great deal. Elven rebellions I don't know about. Although I would like to see the Dalish take back their lands.

The books any good?
#504 to #503 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
Oh right, forgot about that part where we have to be the damn peacemakers... It's almost a Norway international politics simulator. Flemeth... again. Oh well.

I would love to be able to explore Arlathan(forgot spelling).

Also Qunari invasion would bring cannons into play. So ******* with them would not be a good idea.

Yep, I loved them. The two first are about Ferelden. The first is the Stolen Throne and is about Maric. The second is The Calling and is about Duncan, Maric and Loghain are also in these... well Maric is I think.
#505 to #504 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
Won't be a Dragon age Game without playing peacemaker, nor without Flemeth.

Well, the codex describes how the Qunari lack mages (though they certainly seemed to have a lot in Kirkwall), so that's a disadvantag for them should they invade. They didn't manage to take the Tevinter Imperium last time they came, so they can't be that formidable.

Arlathan would be awesome. But taking back the Dales from those damned Orleasians would be wicked.
#506 to #505 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
True.

Well I think it's because of their lack of Magic that is their defeat when it comes to handling the Tevinter. The Tevinter can just hurl lightning from the other side of the battlefield and probably use ****** up blood magic.

That would be cool, having a DA game about the Dalish taking back the Dales.

Here, I found somepony.
User avatar #507 to #506 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
Oh! Zevran pony! I like.

The Dalish should just do it in the next game. Isn't Orlais in civil war anyway? I think...
#508 to #507 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
Well at the brink of one as far as I can remember from the last book. I loved that book too, it had Wynne as well as it was placed in Orlais. And the escalation of Mage vs. Templar conflict. 10/10 would read all books again as well as ordering the new ones.
#509 to #508 - zevran (05/10/2013) [-]
When I get some money I might just buy those books so I can be properly prepared when the next game comes out.
#510 to #509 - satrenkotheone (05/10/2013) [-]
You'll probably do well without. But they'll expand your knowledge about the whole situation and universe. Also you can watch "The Call of the Seeker" which is about Cassandra. It's a CGI movie, but not a bad one.

To be honest, DA universe is my favourite fantasy/fictional setting so far.
User avatar #487 - dribble (05/06/2013) [-]
I know it may be difficult to remember, I was just wondering if these two have been featured in any of your comps? I was just surprised, in all the pony image searching I've done, I've never seen these two. My memory is terrible, but I don't remember them being in any of the comps. Although, I still haven't seen them all. I got back as far as comp 30 I believe. I just thought your memory might be better :)

I thought these two were pretty damn awesome, although I am pretty tired right now. And I tend to exaggerate the epicness of things, and find normal situations funny. I was just curious :)

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User avatar #488 to #487 - dribble (05/06/2013) [-]
Um, this is the second one... I somehow copied the same link twice.

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User avatar #489 to #488 - zevran (05/06/2013) [-]
The first one I've used I think. But not the second one. Thanks!
#484 - deathbypizza (04/23/2013) [-]
hey man, is there any short cut to downloading all your comps aside from manually viewing and downloading each one? also, vinyl.
User avatar #485 to #484 - zevran (04/23/2013) [-]
Sorry, I haven't compiled them all yet. I suppose if you enter a download link you should find most of the other comps there as well, given that I've put them all up on the same profile.
User avatar #479 - Shadow Guardian (04/22/2013) [-]
Zevran, I have done it. I have looked at all of your ponycomps. All 253 of them.

Please tell me I win something.
User avatar #480 to #479 - zevran (04/22/2013) [-]
Well, you can have my rule-34 folder if you like. Otherwise I don't really know what to offer :P
User avatar #481 to #480 - Shadow Guardian (04/22/2013) [-]
Dedz in your next ponycomp.
User avatar #482 to #481 - zevran (04/22/2013) [-]
Sure, I can do that.
User avatar #483 to #482 - Shadow Guardian (04/22/2013) [-]
You sir, are awesome.
User avatar #475 - lolwtfbbqryan (04/07/2013) [-]
Hey zevy, subscribe for a subscribe?
User avatar #476 to #475 - zevran (04/07/2013) [-]
Well, sure why not. I am so desperate for subscribers anyway. I've only got like 300 of them :P

But sure :)
User avatar #477 to #476 - lolwtfbbqryan (04/07/2013) [-]
Well, mr smartass XD i am desprate for subs lol
User avatar #478 to #477 - zevran (04/07/2013) [-]
And now you have another. Woho!
User avatar #472 - jabsgreywarden (03/21/2013) [-]
Two things- I love your user name and I love your ponycomps.
User avatar #473 to #472 - zevran (03/21/2013) [-]
Thanks, though I've been lazy with the comps lately.
User avatar #474 to #473 - jabsgreywarden (03/21/2013) [-]
They are still good. I like them.
#471 - lolikikolik (12/19/2012) [-]
Cloudchaser and Flitter comp? Oh yes please.
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User avatar #464 to #454 - zevran (12/09/2012) [-]
What is a cunt wagon anyway?
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User avatar #469 to #468 - zevran (12/09/2012) [-]
Would that be only cunts, or the woman the cunts are attached to as well?
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