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#2117105 - Oh, I won't, but clearly people have already been overusing th…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on Friendly 0
User avatar #2117110 - ghostofmikail (05/13/2013) [-]
Agreed.
#2117090 - Just English. 05/13/2013 on Friendly +1
#2117079 - Hi. I can already tell that emoticons are going to p…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/13/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2117098 - viscii (05/13/2013) [-]
Don't worry, I'm sure only the 12 year old users will use them
User avatar #2117086 - kikomiaa (05/13/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #2117082 - ghostofmikail (05/13/2013) [-]
So don't use them.
User avatar #2117105 - zerum (05/13/2013) [-]
Oh, I won't, but clearly people have already been overusing them.

That and they're an addition to the site that was completely unnecessary.

Then again, most additions are.
User avatar #2117110 - ghostofmikail (05/13/2013) [-]
Agreed.
#2110056 - Don't say nobody, because I can name quite a few people I know… 05/13/2013 on Friendly 0
#2109972 - Well, it's not easy to read sarcasm through text, you know.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2013 on Friendly 0
User avatar #2110005 - blacklite (05/13/2013) [-]
What kind of idiot spells out EXACTLY what's wrong with their opinion and follows it with total seriousness?

I specified that it was one bad experience and it would affect the rest of my life. That was stupid. NOBODY thinks that.
#2110056 - zerum (05/13/2013) [-]
Don't say nobody, because I can name quite a few people I know in real life that do shit like that all the time.
#2109930 - That's...not a reason to judge and entire group people.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/13/2013 on Friendly 0
User avatar #2109954 - blacklite (05/13/2013) [-]
v
#2109972 - zerum (05/13/2013) [-]
Well, it's not easy to read sarcasm through text, you know.
User avatar #2110005 - blacklite (05/13/2013) [-]
What kind of idiot spells out EXACTLY what's wrong with their opinion and follows it with total seriousness?

I specified that it was one bad experience and it would affect the rest of my life. That was stupid. NOBODY thinks that.
#2110056 - zerum (05/13/2013) [-]
Don't say nobody, because I can name quite a few people I know in real life that do shit like that all the time.
#2109835 - What was the bad experience?  [+] (14 new replies) 05/13/2013 on Friendly 0
User avatar #2109911 - blacklite (05/13/2013) [-]
This girl I've liked for awhile turned out to want to be a guy.
#2109930 - zerum (05/13/2013) [-]
That's...not a reason to judge and entire group people.
User avatar #2109954 - blacklite (05/13/2013) [-]
v
#2109972 - zerum (05/13/2013) [-]
Well, it's not easy to read sarcasm through text, you know.
User avatar #2110005 - blacklite (05/13/2013) [-]
What kind of idiot spells out EXACTLY what's wrong with their opinion and follows it with total seriousness?

I specified that it was one bad experience and it would affect the rest of my life. That was stupid. NOBODY thinks that.
#2110056 - zerum (05/13/2013) [-]
Don't say nobody, because I can name quite a few people I know in real life that do shit like that all the time.
#2109929 - hangingtree (05/13/2013) [-]
Really?
Really....
Really?!

Ok. No.
You're a fucking retard.
Just, flat out, retard.
User avatar #2109952 - blacklite (05/13/2013) [-]
You realize this whole thing was a joke, right?

Not the part about the....girl/boy/whatever.

The part about me hating all transexuals for it.

I mean come the fuck on. It's like you're trying to get offended.
#2109971 - hangingtree (05/13/2013) [-]
Pro Tip.

It's impossible to get sarcasm over text dip shit.

And I'm not offended, I was helping a friend.
User avatar #2110030 - blacklite (05/13/2013) [-]
Oh man, I was assaulting your friend so hard.

You have nooo idea.
User avatar #2109926 - lightingeagle (05/13/2013) [-]
So, you can't like someone for the content for who they are, but what their genitalia is?
User avatar #2109937 - blacklite (05/13/2013) [-]
I don't think you understand.

I still like them.

They'll just never like me because they happen to basically be the highest level of lesbian.
User avatar #2109960 - lightingeagle (05/13/2013) [-]
Chances are I don't, but, I like to act like I know. SO. . .

Yeah, that is bad, but, I don't think you should hate them all, and I don't think that they should hate you for your gender.
User avatar #2110022 - blacklite (05/13/2013) [-]
I was joking.

I'm not going to hate anyone for it. I'm gonna be pissed but it's nobody's fault. I'm aware of that.
#2101285 - I think it's a good thing. 05/12/2013 on Friendly +1
#2101250 - Oh god, he does.... I like how he's horribly overpowe…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2101269 - iamdusk (05/12/2013) [-]
He never lost a match in his lore.
User avatar #2101266 - therealdiscord (05/12/2013) [-]
Is that really a good thing?

"The only reason this guy isn't wrecking everyone's shit at all times is cause he fights with a lamp"
User avatar #2101285 - zerum (05/12/2013) [-]
I think it's a good thing.
#2101198 - I like Jax more, but Ahri is nice as well. Jax is a g…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2101211 - therealdiscord (05/12/2013) [-]
Suppose Jax is better for low level.
Ahri's gonna be hard to learn effectively so I'll get her later.

...but I do love fox girls.
#2101189 - Well today hasn't started all that well. Mom and dad …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Friendly +3
User avatar #2101256 - ghostofmikail (05/12/2013) [-]
Kick them in the jimmy.
#2101246 - hangingtree (05/12/2013) [-]
What a cunt.
User avatar #2101223 - mexicanfood (05/12/2013) [-]
If I was you, I would of reminded her how she stuffed her face at the buffet.

I love my mom and all, but I don't take bullshit from her and would instantly call her out on her bullshit
#2101208 - therealthunderlane (05/12/2013) [-]
I think it's more than ok to be pissed at that point.

What cunts.
#27 - Honestly, there was really nothing subtle about any of their i…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Good Idea, Bad Idea 0
User avatar #28 - Nemmex (05/12/2013) [-]
It was subtle though. it was silly adult humor without being like "augh, that's in bad taste"
#31 - justtocomment (05/12/2013) [-]
If Animaniacs were released now, it'd be considered bad taste.
Like Zerum said, none of it was subtle. Many of the adult jokes were quite blatant such as the "Finger Prince" one, they just flew by the kids watching the show, and the adults just laughed with it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG9-SCVc-E0
enjoy just around 9-10 minutes of blatant adult humor.
Remember whenever Yakko would say "Goodnight Everbody"? That followed a sexual innuendo every time.
Every.
Time.
And I'm not sure what part of the show volto up there forgot to watch, but the female animals and humans were constantly well-endowed whenever they were supposed to come off as sexy for the brothers.
Seriously, I love the show, always have, but only someone who never actually watched the show could think that it wasn't insanely vulgar.
User avatar #33 - Nemmex (05/12/2013) [-]
It wouldn't be considered bad taste. There are things like Adventure Time that make the same type of jokes that they did and that's not in bad taste.
#34 - justtocomment (05/12/2013) [-]
No, Adventure time is subtle. They're blatant with toilet humor, but tactfully subtle about adult humor.
Animaniacs was filled with sexual innuendo and little to no subtlety.
User avatar #35 - Nemmex (05/12/2013) [-]
Whatever you want to call it, it wasn't vulgar. If it was vulgar and adult would gasp and change the channel if they heard their child watching it. It doesn't matter if it was today, 20 years ago or 50 years ago. Vulgar is vulgar.
#36 - justtocomment (05/12/2013) [-]
No, actually, the standard has greatly risen. I'm not sure what universe you're dicking around in, but the standard was much more lax even 10 years ago. What was appropriate has changed, and you'd have to be 12 to have not noticed.
Shows are definitely becoming more lax again, but I remember for awhile even Spongebob was deemed inappropriate by mothers everywhere just because Patrick and Spongebob seemed a little too gay for each other, while when the Lion King came out, no one got all homophobic about Timon and Pumba.
At the time, it wasn't considered all that vulgar, and since kids didn't get it anyway, what did it matter? But then parents got awkward about their kids asking, so they got a little more tense about what was acceptable. It was vulgar then, and it's vulgar now. They just didn't care as much back in the day when you could let your kids hang out in the shelf behind the backseat of the car, or you'd let your kids go fuck around in the neighborhood all day without having to get a sitrep every 15 minutes, or when you could ask your neighbor to just keep an ear out for your kids, and go to the store. The standard changed, and it really wasn't all that long ago.
#25 - There's the "Finger Prince" line that's so famous he…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Good Idea, Bad Idea 0
User avatar #26 - Nemmex (05/12/2013) [-]
That's not vulgar. That's subtle adult humor. It implies to be sexual with no confirmation. Family Guy is vulgar.
User avatar #27 - zerum (05/12/2013) [-]
Honestly, there was really nothing subtle about any of their innuendos.

The children at the time just didn't understand them.
User avatar #28 - Nemmex (05/12/2013) [-]
It was subtle though. it was silly adult humor without being like "augh, that's in bad taste"
#31 - justtocomment (05/12/2013) [-]
If Animaniacs were released now, it'd be considered bad taste.
Like Zerum said, none of it was subtle. Many of the adult jokes were quite blatant such as the "Finger Prince" one, they just flew by the kids watching the show, and the adults just laughed with it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG9-SCVc-E0
enjoy just around 9-10 minutes of blatant adult humor.
Remember whenever Yakko would say "Goodnight Everbody"? That followed a sexual innuendo every time.
Every.
Time.
And I'm not sure what part of the show volto up there forgot to watch, but the female animals and humans were constantly well-endowed whenever they were supposed to come off as sexy for the brothers.
Seriously, I love the show, always have, but only someone who never actually watched the show could think that it wasn't insanely vulgar.
User avatar #33 - Nemmex (05/12/2013) [-]
It wouldn't be considered bad taste. There are things like Adventure Time that make the same type of jokes that they did and that's not in bad taste.
#34 - justtocomment (05/12/2013) [-]
No, Adventure time is subtle. They're blatant with toilet humor, but tactfully subtle about adult humor.
Animaniacs was filled with sexual innuendo and little to no subtlety.
User avatar #35 - Nemmex (05/12/2013) [-]
Whatever you want to call it, it wasn't vulgar. If it was vulgar and adult would gasp and change the channel if they heard their child watching it. It doesn't matter if it was today, 20 years ago or 50 years ago. Vulgar is vulgar.
#36 - justtocomment (05/12/2013) [-]
No, actually, the standard has greatly risen. I'm not sure what universe you're dicking around in, but the standard was much more lax even 10 years ago. What was appropriate has changed, and you'd have to be 12 to have not noticed.
Shows are definitely becoming more lax again, but I remember for awhile even Spongebob was deemed inappropriate by mothers everywhere just because Patrick and Spongebob seemed a little too gay for each other, while when the Lion King came out, no one got all homophobic about Timon and Pumba.
At the time, it wasn't considered all that vulgar, and since kids didn't get it anyway, what did it matter? But then parents got awkward about their kids asking, so they got a little more tense about what was acceptable. It was vulgar then, and it's vulgar now. They just didn't care as much back in the day when you could let your kids hang out in the shelf behind the backseat of the car, or you'd let your kids go fuck around in the neighborhood all day without having to get a sitrep every 15 minutes, or when you could ask your neighbor to just keep an ear out for your kids, and go to the store. The standard changed, and it really wasn't all that long ago.
#2091483 - Talk to her more. Be her friend. She needs some more. 05/11/2013 on Friendly +1
#2088331 - Please try again. She's better now.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2088346 - commandwolf (05/11/2013) [-]
I'll try.

Seems to be all I'm doin anymore, anyway.
#2088325 - Then omit step one. 05/11/2013 on Friendly 0
#2088262 - Oh?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2013 on Friendly 0
User avatar #2088292 - fjmonaco (05/11/2013) [-]
when she first came to friendly i did lol
User avatar #2088325 - zerum (05/11/2013) [-]
Then omit step one.
#2088258 - Don't just talk to her to "help" her. Talk to her as…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/11/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2088305 - commandwolf (05/11/2013) [-]
I've talked as a friend.

I've talked as more than a friend...
User avatar #2088331 - zerum (05/11/2013) [-]
Please try again. She's better now.
User avatar #2088346 - commandwolf (05/11/2013) [-]
I'll try.

Seems to be all I'm doin anymore, anyway.
#2088224 - Oh?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/11/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2088249 - commandwolf (05/11/2013) [-]
I've tried to help for months now.
It seems as though there's nothing more words can do.

At least, my words.
User avatar #2088258 - zerum (05/11/2013) [-]
Don't just talk to her to "help" her. Talk to her as a friend.

You don't have to try and talk to her only when she's depressed, you know.

Just make small talk.
User avatar #2088305 - commandwolf (05/11/2013) [-]
I've talked as a friend.

I've talked as more than a friend...
User avatar #2088331 - zerum (05/11/2013) [-]
Please try again. She's better now.
User avatar #2088346 - commandwolf (05/11/2013) [-]
I'll try.

Seems to be all I'm doin anymore, anyway.
#2088222 - Introduce yourself, talk to her, be nice, etc.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/11/2013 on Friendly 0
User avatar #2088230 - fjmonaco (05/11/2013) [-]
i cant introduce myself

done did that 12 years ago
User avatar #2088262 - zerum (05/11/2013) [-]
Oh?
User avatar #2088292 - fjmonaco (05/11/2013) [-]
when she first came to friendly i did lol
User avatar #2088325 - zerum (05/11/2013) [-]
Then omit step one.
#2088213 - Well, you're already talking to me. Just go do that, but with her. 05/11/2013 on Friendly 0
#2088195 - But apparently not too much effort to make this comment and ma…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2013 on Friendly 0
User avatar #2088203 - walcorn (05/11/2013) [-]
You're correct.
#2088187 - Get to know her then. Don't be mean.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2013 on Friendly 0
#2088201 - princesslilian (05/11/2013) [-]
that's too hard
User avatar #2088213 - zerum (05/11/2013) [-]
Well, you're already talking to me. Just go do that, but with her.
#2088181 - Well add her, silly.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/11/2013 on Friendly 0
#2088197 - fjmonaco (05/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #2088222 - zerum (05/11/2013) [-]
Introduce yourself, talk to her, be nice, etc.
User avatar #2088230 - fjmonaco (05/11/2013) [-]
i cant introduce myself

done did that 12 years ago
User avatar #2088262 - zerum (05/11/2013) [-]
Oh?
User avatar #2088292 - fjmonaco (05/11/2013) [-]
when she first came to friendly i did lol
User avatar #2088325 - zerum (05/11/2013) [-]
Then omit step one.
#2088150 - As in too much attention, or just the wrong kind? 05/11/2013 on Friendly 0
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#117 - therealthunderlane (05/13/2013) [-]
Are you legitimately new, or someone's new account?
#118 to #117 - zerum (05/13/2013) [-]
But...I'm not new. I've been on Friendly for a while now.
#119 to #118 - therealthunderlane (05/13/2013) [-]
I saw you for the first time the day before yesterday...

Haven't been on the friendly too much though, I admit.

You had accounts before this though? I'd say january is kinda "new"
#120 to #119 - zerum (05/13/2013) [-]
I...actually have a few accounts on Friendly, but I don't spam or anything.
#122 to #121 - zerum (05/13/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure anyone I talk to frequently can easily make the connection.

My mascots are drawn by the same artist.
#124 to #123 - zerum (05/13/2013) [-]
Nope.

Discordwhooves.
User avatar #125 to #124 - therealthunderlane (05/13/2013) [-]
Oooohh...

Gotta go real fast man, sorry for bothering.
User avatar #126 to #125 - zerum (05/13/2013) [-]
It's alright.

I thought i was going to get banned or something.
#89 - thetitdestroyer (05/06/2013) [-]


I miss you, come back.
#112 to #89 - zerum (05/09/2013) [-]
We'll see. Right now I'm off to play ARAM in League of Legends with my boyfriend.

It was nice talking to you again.
#113 to #112 - thetitdestroyer (05/09/2013) [-]


Yeah, yeah, I'm always here. See ya bub.
#90 to #89 - zerum (05/06/2013) [-]
Well, I'm still on Steam. I don't know where you went.
#91 to #90 - thetitdestroyer (05/07/2013) [-]


I've been places.
#92 to #91 - zerum (05/09/2013) [-]
FJ Didn't give me a notification for this.

Where have you been?
User avatar #94 to #92 - thetitdestroyer (05/09/2013) [-]
Who knows.
I'm just glad I'm back.
#95 to #94 - zerum (05/09/2013) [-]
Well, it's good to see you again.

You've...missed quite a bit.
#96 to #95 - thetitdestroyer (05/09/2013) [-]


Care to fill me in?
#97 to #96 - zerum (05/09/2013) [-]
Well...the biggest thing would be that I've discovered that I'm trans.

I don't want to be male anymore.
#98 to #97 - thetitdestroyer (05/09/2013) [-]


No offense, but I kind'of expected that.
#99 to #98 - zerum (05/09/2013) [-]
None taken at all.
#100 to #99 - thetitdestroyer (05/09/2013) [-]
So, how's life been treating you?


So, how's life been treating you?
#101 to #100 - zerum (05/09/2013) [-]
It's been alright. I'm still with my boyfriend, lightingeagle.

Working towards getting out to him in Delaware.
#102 to #101 - thetitdestroyer (05/09/2013) [-]


You silly, now he's going to read our conversation.
#103 to #102 - zerum (05/09/2013) [-]
Does it bother you? I could tell him not to.
#104 to #103 - thetitdestroyer (05/09/2013) [-]


I really don't care.
Wellp, I've been good, aside from a couple of fights in High School.
#105 to #104 - zerum (05/09/2013) [-]
Oh, those are always fun.

Mine happened in Middle School.

I always lost.
#106 to #105 - thetitdestroyer (05/09/2013) [-]


Heh, I used to lose all the time in Middle School, until I began to hit the gym, and took Tae Kwon Do.
Ran out of Chaos Gun Images.
#107 to #106 - zerum (05/09/2013) [-]
I took Tae Kwon Do for a little. I don't think it would have helped me, since most fights were hair pulling, head locks, and cheap shots.

I never "hit the gym" either.

That's probably why I was targeted in the first place.

The one time I went to the school's gym I was laughed out and never went back.
#108 to #107 - thetitdestroyer (05/09/2013) [-]


Didn't you start working out?
#109 to #108 - zerum (05/09/2013) [-]
I started running. That's it.

I haven't done that in a good while, though.
#111 to #109 - thetitdestroyer (05/09/2013) [-]



You need to start doing that again, so you can become fabulous.
User avatar #87 - onehotspur (05/02/2013) [-]
You got the account back?
User avatar #88 to #87 - zerum (05/02/2013) [-]
Yup.
User avatar #86 - dandelionterror (12/25/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas zerum! :3
#84 - lightingeagle (11/30/2012) [-]
Hey you, when you read this, text me. If I'm not doing anything super-duper formal during my outing, I'll respond.

Hope you slept well, Lovey.
<3 and have a nice day, even with the teeth pulling and all!
User avatar #82 - ultimateasshole (11/27/2012) [-]
Why does my friend "eagle" like you so much
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User avatar #61 - thegentleluger (11/13/2012) [-]
Hello
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#51 - blartonfairweather (11/11/2012) [-]
How's it hanging?
#29 - thetitdestroyer (10/21/2012) [-]


I can't tell if you're talking trash about me on the Friendly Board since Phantoma didn't accept me.
By the way, Cabin In The Woods is Scooby-Doo.
#6 - wiredguy ONLINE (09/24/2012) [-]
I was literally about to start editing and posting Zerum pics today.

Well fuck x3
#1 - vigilum ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
Guess what.
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