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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: [EQRG]Zeal_Lightning
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PSN: Zeal_lightning
Date Signed Up:8/12/2011
Last Login:10/20/2014
Location:England
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#2 - HFW 03/19/2013 on >Brisk pace +1
#566898 - Also like SOA 03/18/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#566897 - Hey im looking for a new anime i have seen and liked …  [+] (27 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#566953 - andyyy (03/18/2013) [-]
Hajime no Ippo
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User avatar #566911 - gravediggernalk (03/18/2013) [-]
Looks like you want an action packed shounen series.

Dragon Ball
Dragon Ball Z
YuYu Hakusho
Rurouni Kenshin (Samurai X)
Gurren Lagann
Bleach
User avatar #566905 - yusay (03/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #566906 - ImmaAnteater (03/18/2013) [-]
Angel Beats? Sounds like you need some AnoHana in your life.
#566914 - skatepimp (03/18/2013) [-]
God dam it, every time I read Anohana I think of the OP and ED
Then I want to start crying.
User avatar #566927 - ImmaAnteater (03/18/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1Cmc_uGQ1k Secret Base so good. Scandal cover of it is also bueno.
#566917 - yeorgh (03/18/2013) [-]
You're weak.
User avatar #566932 - ImmaAnteater (03/18/2013) [-]
Not everyone can have balls as big as you, you're just too manly.
User avatar #566943 - yeorgh (03/18/2013) [-]
That's gonna be hard though, teach me how to be weak like you Anteater man.
#566951 - ImmaAnteater (03/18/2013) [-]
K, so here's what you do. To be like me you look at cute things all day, make it a habit, and then you also work on becoming an agreeable person. Once this is done you lure your victim into a false sense of safety, let them become an unsuspecting sheep. Now this next part is important, at this junction in time you now take your prey and sex them. You become a wolf and devour that fucking sheep in an episode of sexual devastation. After ravaging them you now enjoy your new babymomma.
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#566975 - ImmaAnteater (03/18/2013) [-]
So you don't like luring them in with a false sense of dominance and then making them submit to you? God, you're a freak.
#566982 - quattrobajeena has deleted their comment.
#566984 - ImmaAnteater (03/18/2013) [-]
But it's the thrill of the hunt.
#566987 - quattrobajeena has deleted their comment.
#566990 - ImmaAnteater (03/18/2013) [-]
But rape is illegal. I don't want surprises in my bum when I go to shower.
#566994 - quattrobajeena has deleted their comment.
#566997 - ImmaAnteater (03/18/2013) [-]
Ya, always got check for Garens.
User avatar #566957 - yeorgh (03/18/2013) [-]
>and then you also work on becoming an agreeable person

Sorry i give up.
User avatar #566963 - ImmaAnteater (03/18/2013) [-]
It's not that important of a criteria. You just need to make the other person believe you're an herbivore before you erotically flank them from the rear.
User avatar #566934 - yeorgh (03/18/2013) [-]
Hmm that's true, guess i gotta lower my standard.
User avatar #566902 - yeorgh (03/18/2013) [-]
Sengoku Basara.
#566899 - skatepimp (03/18/2013) [-]
YuruYuri
User avatar #566898 - zershima (03/18/2013) [-]
Also like SOA
#3316329 - Shut up meg 03/17/2013 on Play items 0
#3316327 - What type of stoof? 03/17/2013 on Play items 0
#54 - ******* hate sculptris >_< 03/17/2013 on Tails is a bitch +4
#1 - Comment deleted 03/17/2013 on yaranaika +1
#6 - his handbrake didnt work so on hills he would just roll down 03/16/2013 on Jeremy is the brightest... 0
#15 - Shut up meg 03/16/2013 on Rape is never funny +3
#4 - DayZ in a nutshell 03/13/2013 on No. YOU Take Her. +26
#27 - you dont need to thats just for favoriting things 03/11/2013 on Get out bitch. 0
#15 - Im just going to leave with these feels 03/11/2013 on Spike's Mother +4
#9 - go to 1channel . ch  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2013 on Get out bitch. 0
#17 - xchocolatethunderx (03/11/2013) [-]
eh... don't feel like signing up for a website or whatever to watch it
User avatar #27 - zershima (03/11/2013) [-]
you dont need to
thats just for favoriting things
#13 - xchocolatethunderx (03/11/2013) [-]
#5 - To me it looks like the hey to the Tardis is disappearing 03/05/2013 on Invisible Keys Nyagaah +1
#1 - For **** sake its still on the frontpage. At leas… 03/05/2013 on Poor Mila +1
#4 - Top Tip: Click on it if you think its a gif, if it is it will … 02/27/2013 on I love these +2
#4 - Love that game :D  [+] (3 new replies) 02/26/2013 on Sworvu! Zug Zug! 0
#6 - alkonius (02/26/2013) [-]
It's one of Blizzards greatest achievements. The whole Warcraft series was spectacular until they became greedy and ruined it with WoW expansion packs BC and WotLK, can't talk on Cat. or whatever the panda thing is because I've haven't played them
#7 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/26/2013) [-]
I would love to see more warcraft rts games but with wow that's no longer going to happen
though I disagree that blizzard got greedy and that's why the series is different now, it's natural for any company to do what sells
User avatar #10 - alkonius (02/26/2013) [-]
Changing the story isn't why there greedy, stories expand and change is necessary to stay successful, I understand that. Charging there loyal fans $15 dollars a month plus $60 per expansion pack is what makes them greedy. No game should cost minimum $180 a year. They made a great game with the original WoW, still grossly overpriced but then ruining the storyline, IMO, the game isn't even worth free to play anymore. Hopefully they can figure out a good way to incorporate a RTS game into the series because I still love warcraft, still play is fairly constantly, just hate the direction they took it
#3066464 - suer 02/22/2013 on Play items 0
#3066423 - You can never see enough 02/22/2013 on Play items 0
#3066418 - Demonic Chest  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3066422 - jmezfm (02/22/2013) [-]
oooooo
#3066406 - Rare?  [+] (6 new replies) 02/22/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3066409 - jmezfm (02/22/2013) [-]
ya
how'd you get it?
User avatar #3066418 - zershima (02/22/2013) [-]
Demonic Chest
User avatar #3066422 - jmezfm (02/22/2013) [-]
oooooo
User avatar #3066415 - donkeyfetus (02/22/2013) [-]
hi jmezfm
User avatar #3066419 - jmezfm (02/22/2013) [-]
hi
User avatar #3066410 - bumbie (02/22/2013) [-]
well, as you can see it is.
#3061159 - do you have coal?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3061188 - slappadabassman (02/22/2013) [-]
yes i do:)
#3061031 - Buying Coal Gems Selling all dupes M… 02/22/2013 on Play items 0
#3046475 - selling Skeleton Summoning Parchment 02/21/2013 on Play items 0
#3042848 - What did you do? O_o 02/20/2013 on Play items 0
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#72 - pcolquhounsanigger **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #69 - thehumor (02/20/2013) [-]
change your mind?
User avatar #70 to #69 - zershima (02/20/2013) [-]
sorry, already sold it and forgot :/
User avatar #71 to #70 - thehumor (02/20/2013) [-]
no prob
User avatar #66 - bitchitroll (02/19/2013) [-]
do not open mystery boxes. you are wasting points and time. all you get is that type of chest and key. wood box = wood chest set fab box = fab chest set and so on and so on
User avatar #67 to #66 - zershima (02/19/2013) [-]
i know... i make demonic chests
User avatar #68 to #67 - bitchitroll (02/19/2013) [-]
if you want demonic just collect wood chest sets and combine with 10 demonic ingot or an open wood chest and 15 demonic ingots
User avatar #64 - pieofdoomballz (02/17/2013) [-]
You make me wet
User avatar #65 to #64 - zershima (02/17/2013) [-]
ok? o_O
User avatar #63 - zershima (12/21/2012) [-]
zershima rolls 644
User avatar #62 - estevan (11/03/2012) [-]
nothing i se here, sorry friend.
User avatar #60 - turkboy (11/01/2012) [-]
all your coal for 300 points
#58 - proselyte (11/01/2012) [-]
What do you want for your aquamarine? are you also selling your demonic ores?
User avatar #59 to #58 - zershima (11/01/2012) [-]
keeping the demonic ores for chests and **** but ill sell you the aquamarine
User avatar #50 - pffrad (10/31/2012) [-]
I have 100 angelic ores up for trade. Are you interested?
User avatar #51 to #50 - zershima (10/31/2012) [-]
depends what for, im not very rich D:
User avatar #52 to #51 - pffrad (10/31/2012) [-]
well... there is allways a tomorrow and i am not in the urge to trade `em.
User avatar #53 to #52 - zershima (10/31/2012) [-]
have you checked to see if there is any thing you want?
User avatar #54 to #53 - pffrad (10/31/2012) [-]
you have a couple of thing i have but you are starting collecting i would be a bad dude if i take away from you your items in this early stage.

In the otrer hand i will send to you a gift. Enjoy it.
User avatar #47 - kanatana ONLINE (10/31/2012) [-]
Whatcha want for that Crystal Key?
User avatar #48 to #47 - zershima (10/31/2012) [-]
how much angelic ore will you pay?
User avatar #49 to #48 - kanatana ONLINE (10/31/2012) [-]
I think 15, 20 is fair.
User avatar #44 - bonjangles (10/30/2012) [-]
I'd sell you one for 2 bats, demon bat and tail
User avatar #45 to #44 - zershima (10/30/2012) [-]
what for 2 or 3?>
User avatar #46 to #45 - bonjangles (10/30/2012) [-]
you don't have enough I think.
User avatar #43 - HAwAII (10/29/2012) [-]
Thank you! Sorry about the wait, I didn't get a notification that you had sent a trade.
User avatar #39 - mmoranoderp (10/26/2012) [-]
if that trade was a joke i want you to know i did laugh
User avatar #37 - hospitable (10/25/2012) [-]
If I see you try that **** again on another user, you'll have a hard time trading when you're added to the scammer list.
User avatar #38 to #37 - zershima (10/25/2012) [-]
How was that scamming?
User avatar #36 - picamix (10/24/2012) [-]
im sorry i want chest but ill give you this pig egg
#15 - madmanmatty (09/05/2012) [-]
Begin the thread of just me
Begin the thread of just me
User avatar #7 - Sethorein ONLINE (04/14/2012) [-]
YOU EXIST SO I SHALL BOTHER YOU
User avatar #9 to #7 - zershima (04/15/2012) [-]
Also im loving Twilight falls on equestria
User avatar #8 to #7 - zershima (04/15/2012) [-]
AND YOU EXIST SO I SHALL BOTHER YOU TOO
#1 - deathbyponies (01/07/2012) [-]
Hello!
User avatar #2 to #1 - zershima (01/07/2012) [-]
Hi :)
#3 to #2 - deathbyponies (01/07/2012) [-]
so are you a brony? just wondering. xD
User avatar #4 to #3 - zershima (01/07/2012) [-]
i dont mind it and im thinking about watching it because a lot off people like it
#5 to #4 - deathbyponies (01/07/2012) [-]
Ok, I am not a brony, so wanted to get that out the way since my name seems like I would be a brony XD
User avatar #6 to #5 - zershima (01/07/2012) [-]
ye lol
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