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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: [EQRG]Zeal_Lightning
X-box Gamertag: zershima
PSN: Zeal_lightning
Date Signed Up:8/12/2011
Last Login:4/21/2015
Location:England
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#4 - Is that WebM from something longer or is it just this?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Good enough +4
#7 - mpire (12/15/2014) [-]
That particular scene is from Noah
User avatar #5 - BlizzXonetwothree (12/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's from that movie about Noah that came out fairly recently.
#9 - "In brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall e… 12/14/2014 on Red Lanterns p1 -1
#6 - They're over 7 billion people on the entire planet, But you re…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Steam +1
User avatar #7 - Anonomousthirteen (12/04/2014) [-]
There are over 7 billion people on this planet. However, if you hadn't noticed, I said "on this site." That is a much smaller demographic. Furthermore, every summer and winter, this site is flooded with "Steam sales emptying muh wallet" posts by the dozens, while I have seen no evidence of people only buying only games they have a distinctive intention to use within a reasonable timeframe.

Please, if you're gonna pull the "7 billion but yes u da onlee won" card, take the time to make sure I'm actually references a demographic of 7 billion. And no shit, I'm not the only one. Absolute statements are generally wrong by default.
#8 - ultradar (12/04/2014) [-]
7 Billion people who browse FJ?
#2 - Hey TBF i thought that first time i saw it, The tire marks loo… 11/30/2014 on step on a crack... +1
#50 - NP man hope you enjoy Can't wait for Jurassic park th…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2014 on Damnit Youtube +1
#53 - aphoticnefelibata (11/29/2014) [-]
I sure will~!

Right?!? Man, I'm so hyped that it's finally happening lqtm I have watched Jurassic Park more times than I have slept (I'm twenty-one)~ A hyperbole, maybe, but it gets the point across. That WAS my childhood and dinosaurs in general lqtm.

Story-time~!: I remember playing with my big legos (the ones you gave your kids so they don't choke on the small regular ones haha) and making the shotgun that Robert Muldoon had BUT I would hunt with the velociraptors to kill the rest of the humans and gain their trust, because fuck humans they screw up everything! Even I did at times and I had to find a new pack of raptors or I would have to kill them... play time got real when I was a kid. It still does

#2: I don't remember this one, but my family assures that this happened... I was just a little kid and when we would go to stores like JC Penny's or shit like that, I would hide in the circular clothes rack and mimic a raptor purr and if I ever heard someone walk by, I would jump out and make my best raptor scream, arms all hunched up in attack position and everything! Hahaha, and that time it was an old woman that I nearly gave a heart-attack! She grabbed my arm and dragged me over to my mother. She was deaf and didn't understand the ladies anger. My older sister was seven at the time and didn't have a full grasp of sign language and kept getting stuck. All the while I had a sanguine smile on my face x]

Ah well, back to being a lurker. Thanks again and have a pulchritudinous day~!
#8 - Here Friend  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2014 on Star Wars 0
User avatar #15 - demandsgayversion (11/29/2014) [-]
You had a chance, and you blew it
#45 - I think this is where it starts but im not 100% sure 11/29/2014 on Damnit Youtube 0
#44 - One sec ill get where i read manga and try and find where it starts  [+] (3 new replies) 11/29/2014 on Damnit Youtube 0
#49 - aphoticnefelibata (11/29/2014) [-]
Ah, thanks~!
And sorry about the delay... I was analyzing the Jurassic World Trailer
User avatar #50 - zershima (11/29/2014) [-]
NP man hope you enjoy

Can't wait for Jurassic park though, looks like its going to be amazing with all the CGI they can do now.
#53 - aphoticnefelibata (11/29/2014) [-]
I sure will~!

Right?!? Man, I'm so hyped that it's finally happening lqtm I have watched Jurassic Park more times than I have slept (I'm twenty-one)~ A hyperbole, maybe, but it gets the point across. That WAS my childhood and dinosaurs in general lqtm.

Story-time~!: I remember playing with my big legos (the ones you gave your kids so they don't choke on the small regular ones haha) and making the shotgun that Robert Muldoon had BUT I would hunt with the velociraptors to kill the rest of the humans and gain their trust, because fuck humans they screw up everything! Even I did at times and I had to find a new pack of raptors or I would have to kill them... play time got real when I was a kid. It still does

#2: I don't remember this one, but my family assures that this happened... I was just a little kid and when we would go to stores like JC Penny's or shit like that, I would hide in the circular clothes rack and mimic a raptor purr and if I ever heard someone walk by, I would jump out and make my best raptor scream, arms all hunched up in attack position and everything! Hahaha, and that time it was an old woman that I nearly gave a heart-attack! She grabbed my arm and dragged me over to my mother. She was deaf and didn't understand the ladies anger. My older sister was seven at the time and didn't have a full grasp of sign language and kept getting stuck. All the while I had a sanguine smile on my face x]

Ah well, back to being a lurker. Thanks again and have a pulchritudinous day~!
#41 - Ahh, well if you liked bleach you really should check it out. …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/29/2014 on Damnit Youtube 0
#43 - aphoticnefelibata (11/29/2014) [-]
Hmm, yeah I'll have to check it out then, because I need answers and I don't even remember where I left off in the anime haha.
Doesn't Ichigo become a Quincy as well? I think I got that ruined for me~
I'll have to see if anywhere on the internet has the full manga.
User avatar #44 - zershima (11/29/2014) [-]
One sec ill get where i read manga and try and find where it starts
#49 - aphoticnefelibata (11/29/2014) [-]
Ah, thanks~!
And sorry about the delay... I was analyzing the Jurassic World Trailer
User avatar #50 - zershima (11/29/2014) [-]
NP man hope you enjoy

Can't wait for Jurassic park though, looks like its going to be amazing with all the CGI they can do now.
#53 - aphoticnefelibata (11/29/2014) [-]
I sure will~!

Right?!? Man, I'm so hyped that it's finally happening lqtm I have watched Jurassic Park more times than I have slept (I'm twenty-one)~ A hyperbole, maybe, but it gets the point across. That WAS my childhood and dinosaurs in general lqtm.

Story-time~!: I remember playing with my big legos (the ones you gave your kids so they don't choke on the small regular ones haha) and making the shotgun that Robert Muldoon had BUT I would hunt with the velociraptors to kill the rest of the humans and gain their trust, because fuck humans they screw up everything! Even I did at times and I had to find a new pack of raptors or I would have to kill them... play time got real when I was a kid. It still does

#2: I don't remember this one, but my family assures that this happened... I was just a little kid and when we would go to stores like JC Penny's or shit like that, I would hide in the circular clothes rack and mimic a raptor purr and if I ever heard someone walk by, I would jump out and make my best raptor scream, arms all hunched up in attack position and everything! Hahaha, and that time it was an old woman that I nearly gave a heart-attack! She grabbed my arm and dragged me over to my mother. She was deaf and didn't understand the ladies anger. My older sister was seven at the time and didn't have a full grasp of sign language and kept getting stuck. All the while I had a sanguine smile on my face x]

Ah well, back to being a lurker. Thanks again and have a pulchritudinous day~!
#38 - Have you looked at the bleach manga since it ended? Its go…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/29/2014 on Damnit Youtube +1
User avatar #65 - questionableferret (11/29/2014) [-]
Really awesome things? You mean in the Quincy arc?

Like Masque De Masculine, the masked-wrestler Quincy (the people who only use bows and arrows) and Gremmy, the guy who can make anything he can imagine come true but he is the most amazingly unimaginative person you could ever give that power to.

Overall this Quincy arc has been one long string of meaningless bullshit with the occasional diamond in the mire. And by diamond I mean like... maybe a page or two of good content tops.

Not that I'm gonna stop following the manga, mind you, it's fucking hilarious. Unintentionally so but hilarious all the same.
#40 - aphoticnefelibata (11/29/2014) [-]
That, I have not.
Manga isn't really my thing... but, I have dabbled in it every once in a while lqtm.
User avatar #45 - zershima (11/29/2014) [-]
I think this is where it starts but im not 100% sure
www.mangapanda.com/bleach/480
User avatar #41 - zershima (11/29/2014) [-]
Ahh, well if you liked bleach you really should check it out. he get new stuff and also learns something about the hollow he kept seeing in his world thingy
#43 - aphoticnefelibata (11/29/2014) [-]
Hmm, yeah I'll have to check it out then, because I need answers and I don't even remember where I left off in the anime haha.
Doesn't Ichigo become a Quincy as well? I think I got that ruined for me~
I'll have to see if anywhere on the internet has the full manga.
User avatar #44 - zershima (11/29/2014) [-]
One sec ill get where i read manga and try and find where it starts
#49 - aphoticnefelibata (11/29/2014) [-]
Ah, thanks~!
And sorry about the delay... I was analyzing the Jurassic World Trailer
User avatar #50 - zershima (11/29/2014) [-]
NP man hope you enjoy

Can't wait for Jurassic park though, looks like its going to be amazing with all the CGI they can do now.
#53 - aphoticnefelibata (11/29/2014) [-]
I sure will~!

Right?!? Man, I'm so hyped that it's finally happening lqtm I have watched Jurassic Park more times than I have slept (I'm twenty-one)~ A hyperbole, maybe, but it gets the point across. That WAS my childhood and dinosaurs in general lqtm.

Story-time~!: I remember playing with my big legos (the ones you gave your kids so they don't choke on the small regular ones haha) and making the shotgun that Robert Muldoon had BUT I would hunt with the velociraptors to kill the rest of the humans and gain their trust, because fuck humans they screw up everything! Even I did at times and I had to find a new pack of raptors or I would have to kill them... play time got real when I was a kid. It still does

#2: I don't remember this one, but my family assures that this happened... I was just a little kid and when we would go to stores like JC Penny's or shit like that, I would hide in the circular clothes rack and mimic a raptor purr and if I ever heard someone walk by, I would jump out and make my best raptor scream, arms all hunched up in attack position and everything! Hahaha, and that time it was an old woman that I nearly gave a heart-attack! She grabbed my arm and dragged me over to my mother. She was deaf and didn't understand the ladies anger. My older sister was seven at the time and didn't have a full grasp of sign language and kept getting stuck. All the while I had a sanguine smile on my face x]

Ah well, back to being a lurker. Thanks again and have a pulchritudinous day~!
#3 - Thanks, do you know where i would be able to start a game?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2014 on We're sharing our RPG maps? 0
User avatar #6 - zacoren (11/29/2014) [-]
idk if he's still looking for people but Securityexplain is doing some campaigns.
#5 - necromancerr (11/28/2014) [-]
You can do online games with people if you want, and there are a few communities online where this is commonplace such as /tg/ on 4chan or their room in F-List. Alternatively, you could look for a shop which runs games near-by to you. When meeting new people, you really need to just open up. I am a completely different person when DMing Pathfinder.
#1 - how easy is it to learn how to play DnD and how long do the ga…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/28/2014 on We're sharing our RPG maps? +1
#8 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
Depends on your edition and Dungeon Master (the one who runs the game). If you have experienced players with you, you can learn the basics relatively quickly, and have a game ready to play within a few hours. My games usually run between 3-4 hours, but given time, we've played for more than 8 hours in a single session.
#4 - necromancerr (11/28/2014) [-]
Oh, and game lengths vary. You can run a one-timer with pre-made characters in as few as like three hours or you can run open-ended games which theoretically can last forever (however these are usually made up of individual campaigns).

The last campaign I ran took pretty much a full year of weekly sessions each lasting 4-8 hours each. I am running the same campaign for another group and it should take much less time, only taking 20 sessions lasting about 3 hours each.
#2 - necromancerr (11/28/2014) [-]
I play Pathfinder, but it's very similar to DnD. It's better, as a noob, to join a game with experienced players and just kind of throw yourself into it. The GM will (or should) know the rules well enough that you can do play the game just fine. This is how I started out playing. I seriously recommend watching the following video and it's sequels, just to get a feel for how the game is played: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp0PgnXXf_A

Even if you're all noobs, throwing yourself into it is the best way to do things IMHO. I can't stand pre-made campaigns myself, I prefer something I create myself, but you might find it useful to use on. Pretend you know all the complicated rules and then, when they come up, just quickly check the rulebook to make sure. Limiting yourself at the start will just make you reluctant to learn more later on. I started learning without psionics and now I have psionics (Like magic, but psychic powers) being introduced into my games, and it's difficult.

Sorry for the big reply.
User avatar #3 - zershima (11/28/2014) [-]
Thanks, do you know where i would be able to start a game?
User avatar #6 - zacoren (11/29/2014) [-]
idk if he's still looking for people but Securityexplain is doing some campaigns.
#5 - necromancerr (11/28/2014) [-]
You can do online games with people if you want, and there are a few communities online where this is commonplace such as /tg/ on 4chan or their room in F-List. Alternatively, you could look for a shop which runs games near-by to you. When meeting new people, you really need to just open up. I am a completely different person when DMing Pathfinder.
#48 - Make it so that the oohhhhhhhhhhhhh scrolls out of its mouth 11/28/2014 on TESTING SIZE FOR UPLOAD... +3
#4 - Captain Marvel is now just called Shazam  [+] (2 new replies) 11/01/2014 on I'm ready to go! +1
#9 - anonymous (11/02/2014) [-]
Which is bullshit....
User avatar #5 - drekker (11/01/2014) [-]
Even if they exclusively called him that, he'd still be a DC comic movie.
#69 - I love these, Please never EVER stop 08/29/2014 on Pacific Rim 0
#2 - is this... supposed to be Tremors  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2014 on Animal Planet Japan 0
User avatar #3 - biscutbuu (09/01/2014) [-]
While I like the joke, Tremors 3 wasn't horrible, it was pretty bad though and the film is Dead Sushi
#1 - Id rather not  [+] (3 new replies) 08/17/2014 on Agressive Vegetation +5
#7 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
He really wasn't that hard at all.
#5 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
His one weakness.
#4 - thatsonekuhlhorse (08/18/2014) [-]
God I hate that prickly son of a bitch
#6 - So is his chainsaw  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on Fuck Engineers +205
User avatar #11 - godtherapist (08/17/2014) [-]
You're a clever SOB.
#7 - listen to it in welsh 02/15/2014 on How to beatbox in google... 0
#5 - Goes up to 05:00.9 02/09/2014 on Bouncy stuff... +3
#18 - Panic Attack? 02/09/2014 on Whatever happened to this show 0
#4 - 10th one didn't make me cringe, its too ******* funny. 01/14/2014 on Cringe III - next try 0
#14 - Ahh ok, Well thank you for the insight 12/28/2013 on Game Suggestions? 0
#10 - i was thinking of getting it but the price is really high righ…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2013 on Game Suggestions? 0
User avatar #11 - davidteninch (12/28/2013) [-]
It's good and a slight breathe of fresh air toward the normal single map strategy games, but it's not worth full price right now. My main biff with it right now is it seems to slow down when there's a lot of units in the game (I've seen the same thing happen to other players) and that it's hard to quickly switch between planets.

User avatar #14 - zershima (12/28/2013) [-]
Ahh ok, Well thank you for the insight
#7 - Wow, you actually bought planetary annihilation. Is it worth it?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/28/2013 on Game Suggestions? 0
User avatar #9 - davidteninch (12/28/2013) [-]
I got it as a birthday present because it was 40% off that week. It's like Supreme Commander only a little more flexible in game strategy because of the interplanetary-ness.
User avatar #10 - zershima (12/28/2013) [-]
i was thinking of getting it but the price is really high right now and i didn't know what it was like.
User avatar #11 - davidteninch (12/28/2013) [-]
It's good and a slight breathe of fresh air toward the normal single map strategy games, but it's not worth full price right now. My main biff with it right now is it seems to slow down when there's a lot of units in the game (I've seen the same thing happen to other players) and that it's hard to quickly switch between planets.

User avatar #14 - zershima (12/28/2013) [-]
Ahh ok, Well thank you for the insight

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User avatar #69 - thehumor (02/20/2013) [-]
change your mind?
User avatar #70 to #69 - zershima (02/20/2013) [-]
sorry, already sold it and forgot :/
User avatar #71 to #70 - thehumor (02/20/2013) [-]
no prob
User avatar #66 - bitchitroll ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
do not open mystery boxes. you are wasting points and time. all you get is that type of chest and key. wood box = wood chest set fab box = fab chest set and so on and so on
User avatar #67 to #66 - zershima (02/19/2013) [-]
i know... i make demonic chests
User avatar #68 to #67 - bitchitroll ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
if you want demonic just collect wood chest sets and combine with 10 demonic ingot or an open wood chest and 15 demonic ingots
User avatar #64 - pieofdoomballz (02/17/2013) [-]
You make me wet
User avatar #65 to #64 - zershima (02/17/2013) [-]
ok? o_O
User avatar #63 - zershima (12/21/2012) [-]
zershima rolls 644
User avatar #62 - estevan (11/03/2012) [-]
nothing i se here, sorry friend.
User avatar #60 - turkboy (11/01/2012) [-]
all your coal for 300 points
#58 - proselyte (11/01/2012) [-]
What do you want for your aquamarine? are you also selling your demonic ores?
User avatar #59 to #58 - zershima (11/01/2012) [-]
keeping the demonic ores for chests and **** but ill sell you the aquamarine
User avatar #50 - pffrad (10/31/2012) [-]
I have 100 angelic ores up for trade. Are you interested?
User avatar #51 to #50 - zershima (10/31/2012) [-]
depends what for, im not very rich D:
User avatar #52 to #51 - pffrad (10/31/2012) [-]
well... there is allways a tomorrow and i am not in the urge to trade `em.
User avatar #53 to #52 - zershima (10/31/2012) [-]
have you checked to see if there is any thing you want?
User avatar #54 to #53 - pffrad (10/31/2012) [-]
you have a couple of thing i have but you are starting collecting i would be a bad dude if i take away from you your items in this early stage.

In the otrer hand i will send to you a gift. Enjoy it.
User avatar #47 - kanatana (10/31/2012) [-]
Whatcha want for that Crystal Key?
User avatar #48 to #47 - zershima (10/31/2012) [-]
how much angelic ore will you pay?
User avatar #49 to #48 - kanatana (10/31/2012) [-]
I think 15, 20 is fair.
User avatar #44 - bonjangles (10/30/2012) [-]
I'd sell you one for 2 bats, demon bat and tail
User avatar #45 to #44 - zershima (10/30/2012) [-]
what for 2 or 3?>
User avatar #46 to #45 - bonjangles (10/30/2012) [-]
you don't have enough I think.
User avatar #43 - HAwAII (10/29/2012) [-]
Thank you! Sorry about the wait, I didn't get a notification that you had sent a trade.
User avatar #39 - mmoranoderp (10/26/2012) [-]
if that trade was a joke i want you to know i did laugh
User avatar #37 - hospitable (10/25/2012) [-]
If I see you try that **** again on another user, you'll have a hard time trading when you're added to the scammer list.
User avatar #38 to #37 - zershima (10/25/2012) [-]
How was that scamming?
User avatar #36 - picamix (10/24/2012) [-]
im sorry i want chest but ill give you this pig egg
#15 - madmanmatty (09/05/2012) [-]
Begin the thread of just me
Begin the thread of just me
User avatar #7 - Sethorein (04/14/2012) [-]
YOU EXIST SO I SHALL BOTHER YOU
User avatar #9 to #7 - zershima (04/15/2012) [-]
Also im loving Twilight falls on equestria
User avatar #8 to #7 - zershima (04/15/2012) [-]
AND YOU EXIST SO I SHALL BOTHER YOU TOO
#1 - deathbyponies (01/07/2012) [-]
Hello!
User avatar #2 to #1 - zershima (01/07/2012) [-]
Hi :)
#3 to #2 - deathbyponies (01/07/2012) [-]
so are you a brony? just wondering. xD
User avatar #4 to #3 - zershima (01/07/2012) [-]
i dont mind it and im thinking about watching it because a lot off people like it
#5 to #4 - deathbyponies (01/07/2012) [-]
Ok, I am not a brony, so wanted to get that out the way since my name seems like I would be a brony XD
User avatar #6 to #5 - zershima (01/07/2012) [-]
ye lol
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