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Date Signed Up:8/12/2011
Last Login:12/18/2014
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#69 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on Useless stoner "epiphanies" -1
User avatar #169 - jokesexplain (12/16/2014) [-]
And I had sworn to never view that video again o.o
#4 - Is that WebM from something longer or is it just this?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Good enough +4
#7 - mpire (12/15/2014) [-]
That particular scene is from Noah
User avatar #5 - BlizzXonetwothree (12/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's from that movie about Noah that came out fairly recently.
#9 - "In brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall e… 12/14/2014 on Red Lanterns p1 -1
#6 - They're over 7 billion people on the entire planet, But you re…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Steam +1
User avatar #7 - Anonomousthirteen (12/04/2014) [-]
There are over 7 billion people on this planet. However, if you hadn't noticed, I said "on this site." That is a much smaller demographic. Furthermore, every summer and winter, this site is flooded with "Steam sales emptying muh wallet" posts by the dozens, while I have seen no evidence of people only buying only games they have a distinctive intention to use within a reasonable timeframe.

Please, if you're gonna pull the "7 billion but yes u da onlee won" card, take the time to make sure I'm actually references a demographic of 7 billion. And no shit, I'm not the only one. Absolute statements are generally wrong by default.
#8 - ultradar (12/04/2014) [-]
7 Billion people who browse FJ?
#2 - Hey TBF i thought that first time i saw it, The tire marks loo… 11/30/2014 on step on a crack... +1
#50 - NP man hope you enjoy Can't wait for Jurassic park th…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2014 on Damnit Youtube +1
#53 - aphoticnefelibata (11/29/2014) [-]
I sure will~!

Right?!? Man, I'm so hyped that it's finally happening lqtm I have watched Jurassic Park more times than I have slept (I'm twenty-one)~ A hyperbole, maybe, but it gets the point across. That WAS my childhood and dinosaurs in general lqtm.

Story-time~!: I remember playing with my big legos (the ones you gave your kids so they don't choke on the small regular ones haha) and making the shotgun that Robert Muldoon had BUT I would hunt with the velociraptors to kill the rest of the humans and gain their trust, because fuck humans they screw up everything! Even I did at times and I had to find a new pack of raptors or I would have to kill them... play time got real when I was a kid. It still does

#2: I don't remember this one, but my family assures that this happened... I was just a little kid and when we would go to stores like JC Penny's or shit like that, I would hide in the circular clothes rack and mimic a raptor purr and if I ever heard someone walk by, I would jump out and make my best raptor scream, arms all hunched up in attack position and everything! Hahaha, and that time it was an old woman that I nearly gave a heart-attack! She grabbed my arm and dragged me over to my mother. She was deaf and didn't understand the ladies anger. My older sister was seven at the time and didn't have a full grasp of sign language and kept getting stuck. All the while I had a sanguine smile on my face x]

Ah well, back to being a lurker. Thanks again and have a pulchritudinous day~!
#8 - Here Friend  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2014 on Star Wars 0
User avatar #15 - demandsgayversion (11/29/2014) [-]
You had a chance, and you blew it
#45 - I think this is where it starts but im not 100% sure 11/29/2014 on Damnit Youtube 0
#44 - One sec ill get where i read manga and try and find where it starts  [+] (3 new replies) 11/29/2014 on Damnit Youtube 0
#49 - aphoticnefelibata (11/29/2014) [-]
Ah, thanks~!
And sorry about the delay... I was analyzing the Jurassic World Trailer
User avatar #50 - zershima (11/29/2014) [-]
NP man hope you enjoy

Can't wait for Jurassic park though, looks like its going to be amazing with all the CGI they can do now.
#53 - aphoticnefelibata (11/29/2014) [-]
I sure will~!

Right?!? Man, I'm so hyped that it's finally happening lqtm I have watched Jurassic Park more times than I have slept (I'm twenty-one)~ A hyperbole, maybe, but it gets the point across. That WAS my childhood and dinosaurs in general lqtm.

Story-time~!: I remember playing with my big legos (the ones you gave your kids so they don't choke on the small regular ones haha) and making the shotgun that Robert Muldoon had BUT I would hunt with the velociraptors to kill the rest of the humans and gain their trust, because fuck humans they screw up everything! Even I did at times and I had to find a new pack of raptors or I would have to kill them... play time got real when I was a kid. It still does

#2: I don't remember this one, but my family assures that this happened... I was just a little kid and when we would go to stores like JC Penny's or shit like that, I would hide in the circular clothes rack and mimic a raptor purr and if I ever heard someone walk by, I would jump out and make my best raptor scream, arms all hunched up in attack position and everything! Hahaha, and that time it was an old woman that I nearly gave a heart-attack! She grabbed my arm and dragged me over to my mother. She was deaf and didn't understand the ladies anger. My older sister was seven at the time and didn't have a full grasp of sign language and kept getting stuck. All the while I had a sanguine smile on my face x]

Ah well, back to being a lurker. Thanks again and have a pulchritudinous day~!
#41 - Ahh, well if you liked bleach you really should check it out. …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/29/2014 on Damnit Youtube 0
#43 - aphoticnefelibata (11/29/2014) [-]
Hmm, yeah I'll have to check it out then, because I need answers and I don't even remember where I left off in the anime haha.
Doesn't Ichigo become a Quincy as well? I think I got that ruined for me~
I'll have to see if anywhere on the internet has the full manga.
User avatar #44 - zershima (11/29/2014) [-]
One sec ill get where i read manga and try and find where it starts
#49 - aphoticnefelibata (11/29/2014) [-]
Ah, thanks~!
And sorry about the delay... I was analyzing the Jurassic World Trailer
User avatar #50 - zershima (11/29/2014) [-]
NP man hope you enjoy

Can't wait for Jurassic park though, looks like its going to be amazing with all the CGI they can do now.
#53 - aphoticnefelibata (11/29/2014) [-]
I sure will~!

Right?!? Man, I'm so hyped that it's finally happening lqtm I have watched Jurassic Park more times than I have slept (I'm twenty-one)~ A hyperbole, maybe, but it gets the point across. That WAS my childhood and dinosaurs in general lqtm.

Story-time~!: I remember playing with my big legos (the ones you gave your kids so they don't choke on the small regular ones haha) and making the shotgun that Robert Muldoon had BUT I would hunt with the velociraptors to kill the rest of the humans and gain their trust, because fuck humans they screw up everything! Even I did at times and I had to find a new pack of raptors or I would have to kill them... play time got real when I was a kid. It still does

#2: I don't remember this one, but my family assures that this happened... I was just a little kid and when we would go to stores like JC Penny's or shit like that, I would hide in the circular clothes rack and mimic a raptor purr and if I ever heard someone walk by, I would jump out and make my best raptor scream, arms all hunched up in attack position and everything! Hahaha, and that time it was an old woman that I nearly gave a heart-attack! She grabbed my arm and dragged me over to my mother. She was deaf and didn't understand the ladies anger. My older sister was seven at the time and didn't have a full grasp of sign language and kept getting stuck. All the while I had a sanguine smile on my face x]

Ah well, back to being a lurker. Thanks again and have a pulchritudinous day~!

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#72 - pcolquhounsanigger **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #69 - thehumor (02/20/2013) [-]
change your mind?
User avatar #70 to #69 - zershima ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
sorry, already sold it and forgot :/
User avatar #71 to #70 - thehumor (02/20/2013) [-]
no prob
User avatar #66 - bitchitroll (02/19/2013) [-]
do not open mystery boxes. you are wasting points and time. all you get is that type of chest and key. wood box = wood chest set fab box = fab chest set and so on and so on
User avatar #67 to #66 - zershima ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
i know... i make demonic chests
User avatar #68 to #67 - bitchitroll (02/19/2013) [-]
if you want demonic just collect wood chest sets and combine with 10 demonic ingot or an open wood chest and 15 demonic ingots
User avatar #64 - pieofdoomballz (02/17/2013) [-]
You make me wet
User avatar #65 to #64 - zershima ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
ok? o_O
User avatar #63 - zershima ONLINE (12/21/2012) [-]
zershima rolls 644
User avatar #62 - estevan (11/03/2012) [-]
nothing i se here, sorry friend.
User avatar #60 - turkboy (11/01/2012) [-]
all your coal for 300 points
#58 - proselyte (11/01/2012) [-]
What do you want for your aquamarine? are you also selling your demonic ores?
User avatar #59 to #58 - zershima ONLINE (11/01/2012) [-]
keeping the demonic ores for chests and **** but ill sell you the aquamarine
User avatar #50 - pffrad (10/31/2012) [-]
I have 100 angelic ores up for trade. Are you interested?
User avatar #51 to #50 - zershima ONLINE (10/31/2012) [-]
depends what for, im not very rich D:
User avatar #52 to #51 - pffrad (10/31/2012) [-]
well... there is allways a tomorrow and i am not in the urge to trade `em.
User avatar #53 to #52 - zershima ONLINE (10/31/2012) [-]
have you checked to see if there is any thing you want?
User avatar #54 to #53 - pffrad (10/31/2012) [-]
you have a couple of thing i have but you are starting collecting i would be a bad dude if i take away from you your items in this early stage.

In the otrer hand i will send to you a gift. Enjoy it.
User avatar #47 - kanatana ONLINE (10/31/2012) [-]
Whatcha want for that Crystal Key?
User avatar #48 to #47 - zershima ONLINE (10/31/2012) [-]
how much angelic ore will you pay?
User avatar #49 to #48 - kanatana ONLINE (10/31/2012) [-]
I think 15, 20 is fair.
User avatar #44 - bonjangles (10/30/2012) [-]
I'd sell you one for 2 bats, demon bat and tail
User avatar #45 to #44 - zershima ONLINE (10/30/2012) [-]
what for 2 or 3?>
User avatar #46 to #45 - bonjangles (10/30/2012) [-]
you don't have enough I think.
User avatar #43 - HAwAII (10/29/2012) [-]
Thank you! Sorry about the wait, I didn't get a notification that you had sent a trade.
User avatar #39 - mmoranoderp (10/26/2012) [-]
if that trade was a joke i want you to know i did laugh
User avatar #37 - hospitable (10/25/2012) [-]
If I see you try that **** again on another user, you'll have a hard time trading when you're added to the scammer list.
User avatar #38 to #37 - zershima ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
How was that scamming?
User avatar #36 - picamix (10/24/2012) [-]
im sorry i want chest but ill give you this pig egg
#15 - madmanmatty (09/05/2012) [-]
Begin the thread of just me
Begin the thread of just me
#10 - zershima ONLINE (08/16/2012) [-]
User avatar #7 - Sethorein (04/14/2012) [-]
YOU EXIST SO I SHALL BOTHER YOU
User avatar #9 to #7 - zershima ONLINE (04/15/2012) [-]
Also im loving Twilight falls on equestria
User avatar #8 to #7 - zershima ONLINE (04/15/2012) [-]
AND YOU EXIST SO I SHALL BOTHER YOU TOO
#1 - deathbyponies (01/07/2012) [-]
Hello!
User avatar #2 to #1 - zershima ONLINE (01/07/2012) [-]
Hi :)
#3 to #2 - deathbyponies (01/07/2012) [-]
so are you a brony? just wondering. xD
User avatar #4 to #3 - zershima ONLINE (01/07/2012) [-]
i dont mind it and im thinking about watching it because a lot off people like it
#5 to #4 - deathbyponies (01/07/2012) [-]
Ok, I am not a brony, so wanted to get that out the way since my name seems like I would be a brony XD
User avatar #6 to #5 - zershima ONLINE (01/07/2012) [-]
ye lol
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