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Date Signed Up:6/10/2012
Last Login:12/28/2014
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#38 - That last picture though. 12/23/2014 on Facebook Failures 0
#69 - Wait, which one is a shemale? Tomboy or Pansy? I just want to …  [+] (21 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Ending the year right 0
User avatar #70 - metalheadtildeath (12/23/2014) [-]
neither. pick one.(unless you mean that one masculine dude in drag that would DEFINITELY kick your ass)
#71 - zerosonaku (12/23/2014) [-]
so would this be pansy or tomboy?
#118 - solomonkane (12/23/2014) [-]
But it has a penis so its pansy.
#117 - solomonkane (12/23/2014) [-]
That would be a drawing.
User avatar #72 - metalheadtildeath (12/23/2014) [-]
....ah...well... ok see, i was trying to be funny, now you're making me think....so in retunr, here is a question. IF a girl has a dick, whether it be due to surgery, birth defect, or what ever. if she is GENUINELY FEMALe but just so happens to have a dick, is it gay, to wanna fuck "her"? on that note, is it gay, to wanna fuck a dude with a pussy? (look up buck angel....go on....do it...)
#73 - zerosonaku (12/23/2014) [-]
It ain't gay as long as balls don't touch, also as long as you say "No Homo".
#91 - muscularsystem (12/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #74 - metalheadtildeath (12/23/2014) [-]
here's the kicker: i never said she had balls. i'm talkin just shaft.
User avatar #75 - zerosonaku (12/23/2014) [-]
I refer you to my last comment. No balls=Not gay
User avatar #76 - metalheadtildeath (12/23/2014) [-]
treat it like a big (on average 4") nipple? gotcha!
#78 - zerosonaku (12/23/2014) [-]
Now you got it!
User avatar #79 - metalheadtildeath (12/23/2014) [-]
now that that is out of the way....what's the deal with cinnamon toast crunch?
#80 - zerosonaku (12/23/2014) [-]
got me.
User avatar #81 - metalheadtildeath (12/23/2014) [-]
all this talk about chicks with penises reminds me of an old friend...yes, she had a dick, it was for medical reasons. she explained once...can't remember what it was. something to do with urination. aaaaany who, she used it to witn the "who has the most brutal scar" contest we were all having. best part? NO ONE KNEW SHE WAS A CHICK! well i did, but that's a different story
#83 - zerosonaku (12/23/2014) [-]
Did you fiddle the diddle?
User avatar #84 - metalheadtildeath (12/23/2014) [-]
no. no i did not.
User avatar #86 - zerosonaku (12/23/2014) [-]
Why not?
#88 - zerosonaku has deleted their comment.
User avatar #87 - metalheadtildeath (12/23/2014) [-]
i was 14, she was 16, and i'm pretty sure i don't like any penis, cept for my own, kinda.
#89 - zerosonaku (12/23/2014) [-]
Are you sure you don't like penis?
User avatar #95 - metalheadtildeath (12/23/2014) [-]
bu-bu-bu D: i was gonna post that...
#66 - What about shemales?  [+] (23 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Ending the year right 0
User avatar #68 - metalheadtildeath (12/23/2014) [-]
i refer you to my previous comment
User avatar #69 - zerosonaku (12/23/2014) [-]
Wait, which one is a shemale? Tomboy or Pansy? I just want to be clear.
User avatar #70 - metalheadtildeath (12/23/2014) [-]
neither. pick one.(unless you mean that one masculine dude in drag that would DEFINITELY kick your ass)
#71 - zerosonaku (12/23/2014) [-]
so would this be pansy or tomboy?
#118 - solomonkane (12/23/2014) [-]
But it has a penis so its pansy.
#117 - solomonkane (12/23/2014) [-]
That would be a drawing.
User avatar #72 - metalheadtildeath (12/23/2014) [-]
....ah...well... ok see, i was trying to be funny, now you're making me think....so in retunr, here is a question. IF a girl has a dick, whether it be due to surgery, birth defect, or what ever. if she is GENUINELY FEMALe but just so happens to have a dick, is it gay, to wanna fuck "her"? on that note, is it gay, to wanna fuck a dude with a pussy? (look up buck angel....go on....do it...)
#73 - zerosonaku (12/23/2014) [-]
It ain't gay as long as balls don't touch, also as long as you say "No Homo".
#91 - muscularsystem (12/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #74 - metalheadtildeath (12/23/2014) [-]
here's the kicker: i never said she had balls. i'm talkin just shaft.
User avatar #75 - zerosonaku (12/23/2014) [-]
I refer you to my last comment. No balls=Not gay
User avatar #76 - metalheadtildeath (12/23/2014) [-]
treat it like a big (on average 4") nipple? gotcha!
#78 - zerosonaku (12/23/2014) [-]
Now you got it!
User avatar #79 - metalheadtildeath (12/23/2014) [-]
now that that is out of the way....what's the deal with cinnamon toast crunch?
#80 - zerosonaku (12/23/2014) [-]
got me.
User avatar #81 - metalheadtildeath (12/23/2014) [-]
all this talk about chicks with penises reminds me of an old friend...yes, she had a dick, it was for medical reasons. she explained once...can't remember what it was. something to do with urination. aaaaany who, she used it to witn the "who has the most brutal scar" contest we were all having. best part? NO ONE KNEW SHE WAS A CHICK! well i did, but that's a different story
#83 - zerosonaku (12/23/2014) [-]
Did you fiddle the diddle?
User avatar #84 - metalheadtildeath (12/23/2014) [-]
no. no i did not.
User avatar #86 - zerosonaku (12/23/2014) [-]
Why not?
#88 - zerosonaku has deleted their comment.
User avatar #87 - metalheadtildeath (12/23/2014) [-]
i was 14, she was 16, and i'm pretty sure i don't like any penis, cept for my own, kinda.
#89 - zerosonaku (12/23/2014) [-]
Are you sure you don't like penis?
User avatar #95 - metalheadtildeath (12/23/2014) [-]
bu-bu-bu D: i was gonna post that...
#74 - Don't open that. 12/23/2014 on Ventablack master race +1
#204 - Picture 12/23/2014 on She's so sexy 0
#430 - NEVER GIVE UP! NEVER GIVE IN! LONG LIFT THE KING! 12/23/2014 on FJ = dead? +1
#21 - Also. was listening to this shortly after because Kneesocks. 12/17/2014 on How to start a riot 0
#19 - All that absolute territory 12/17/2014 on How to start a riot 0
#18 - Mostly because all the beautiful asians get scouted for idol/d… 12/17/2014 on How to start a riot +4
#11 - I'm Canadian, I don't really much care for the q… 12/17/2014 on Elizabeth +2
#65 - Picture 12/12/2014 on Fine Chest 0
#15 - He had no money to pay for them so they shirked him off. 12/06/2014 on Aladdin +29
#179 - 2014-"Screams tore through Ajani's sleep." 2015-… 12/06/2014 on Predicting your sex life! +1
#65 - That Dragon fruit makes my heart flutter. 12/06/2014 on food girls 0
#145 - Here you go. This is for the Tabletop game. It's hella… 12/06/2014 on my 40k reaction folder +4
#144 - Picture 12/06/2014 on my 40k reaction folder +4
#143 - Picture 12/06/2014 on my 40k reaction folder 0
#134 - Death? We do not fear "Death". There is no Death, th…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2014 on my 40k reaction folder 0
User avatar #143 - zerosonaku (12/06/2014) [-]
#16 - the blade may not have weight but the hilt has a gyroscopic mo…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/03/2014 on The Internet gets shit done +48
#70 - haytux (12/04/2014) [-]
They never said it in the movies so it isn't canon anymore.

YAAAAY GEORGE LUCAS
User avatar #124 - subaqueousreach (12/04/2014) [-]
There is a lot of lore in the EU that has been labeled under the "Star Wars Legends" title now, and is considered canon alongside the movies.

While the EU in general is no longer considered canon, the creative heads at the new Disney Lucas Arts advised that they will be using the EU as a resource for upcoming Star Wars titles.

Most of the information concerning the construction and function of lightsabers and their components is still considered canon.
User avatar #118 - akkere (12/04/2014) [-]
To be fair, it's possible they might reintroduce the concept, as JJ Abrams is having writers of the EU help advise the direction of the movie.
I just want Kyle Katarn or Cade Skywalker, damn it.
#121 - haytux (12/04/2014) [-]
Darth Bane and Kir Kanos movies pls
User avatar #127 - akkere (12/04/2014) [-]
One thing that actually brought me some hope was they've technically made Darth Bane canon (through The Clone Wars show, and technically Lucas had came up with him through vague mentions in novelizations of the films, though even those may not fit the canon bill). Not his full story, necessarily, or appearance, but they got it to the point they recognize "The Rule of Two", AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME
We might even at least see someone like Kir Kanos in these new movies. Jar Jar Abrams pls
#35 - anonymous (12/03/2014) [-]
Which is optional/controlled. It could be a 30 ft sword and weigh as much as a spoon if you wanted
#67 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
No, it's not optional. It's caused by the shit keeping the plasma in check.
You won't be having lightsaber duels without some degree of control over the Force because you need the extra strength it gives you, or you're fucked.
User avatar #90 - pillowmeister (12/04/2014) [-]
so... it's a very big and heavy spoon then¿
User avatar #91 - cubicalpayload (12/04/2014) [-]
I hope you like your cereal burnt!
#20 - Uctually it'll be /u/ because Tristana is a female yordle. 12/02/2014 on Tales of Valoran #50 0
#18 - You are doing gods work my friend! 12/02/2014 on Meanwhile in England +1
#18 - God damn Me!Me!Me! was an acid trip. 12/01/2014 on Welson199461 0
#7 - You can still have the tiny blades on either side of the main … 12/01/2014 on Redesigned the lightsaber... 0
#6 - Can someone edit the "God Lift the Queen" into "…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Meanwhile in England +12
#9 - derfmasterx (12/01/2014) [-]
I'm not very good at these things
User avatar #18 - zerosonaku (12/02/2014) [-]
You are doing gods work my friend!
User avatar #8 - infernalinsolence (12/01/2014) [-]
I would, but I mustn't deface Her Nibs
#125 - For comparison  [+] (5 new replies) 12/01/2014 on make your pixel art version... +101
#1013 - ricks (12/02/2014) [-]
you beautiful magnificent motherfucker. you!
User avatar #795 - cdmin (12/02/2014) [-]
lol, gay bum on the corner
User avatar #535 - mephiblis (12/01/2014) [-]
Be honest bro, add a hundred pounds, ain't no shame in being meaty.
#526 - creepydudewatching (12/01/2014) [-]
That beard looks glorious
User avatar #467 - perzona (12/01/2014) [-]
you look like seth rogen if he was stuck on an island for 6 months
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#4 - fjponythread (07/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1 - joshofsouls (05/07/2013) [-]
Hey, since it can be hard to find the OoT manga in a COMPLETE state, I uploaded a Zip with all chapters from both parts for you

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?ve4ecejscr1qnnc

Enjoy, bro.
User avatar #2 to #1 - zerosonaku ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
thanks dude. You're pretty kool.
User avatar #3 to #2 - joshofsouls (05/07/2013) [-]
Haha, no problem man.
If you want the Majora's Mask one as well, I can compile that and give it to you when I can :)
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