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#143 - Picture 12/06/2014 on my 40k reaction folder 0
#134 - Death? We do not fear "Death". There is no Death, th…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2014 on my 40k reaction folder 0
User avatar #143 - zerosonaku (12/06/2014) [-]
#16 - the blade may not have weight but the hilt has a gyroscopic mo…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/03/2014 on The Internet gets shit done +48
#70 - haytux (12/04/2014) [-]
They never said it in the movies so it isn't canon anymore.

YAAAAY GEORGE LUCAS
User avatar #124 - subaqueousreach (12/04/2014) [-]
There is a lot of lore in the EU that has been labeled under the "Star Wars Legends" title now, and is considered canon alongside the movies.

While the EU in general is no longer considered canon, the creative heads at the new Disney Lucas Arts advised that they will be using the EU as a resource for upcoming Star Wars titles.

Most of the information concerning the construction and function of lightsabers and their components is still considered canon.
User avatar #118 - akkere (12/04/2014) [-]
To be fair, it's possible they might reintroduce the concept, as JJ Abrams is having writers of the EU help advise the direction of the movie.
I just want Kyle Katarn or Cade Skywalker, damn it.
#121 - haytux (12/04/2014) [-]
Darth Bane and Kir Kanos movies pls
User avatar #127 - akkere (12/04/2014) [-]
One thing that actually brought me some hope was they've technically made Darth Bane canon (through The Clone Wars show, and technically Lucas had came up with him through vague mentions in novelizations of the films, though even those may not fit the canon bill). Not his full story, necessarily, or appearance, but they got it to the point they recognize "The Rule of Two", AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME
We might even at least see someone like Kir Kanos in these new movies. Jar Jar Abrams pls
#35 - anonymous (12/03/2014) [-]
Which is optional/controlled. It could be a 30 ft sword and weigh as much as a spoon if you wanted
#67 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
No, it's not optional. It's caused by the shit keeping the plasma in check.
You won't be having lightsaber duels without some degree of control over the Force because you need the extra strength it gives you, or you're fucked.
User avatar #90 - pillowmeister (12/04/2014) [-]
so... it's a very big and heavy spoon then┬┐
User avatar #91 - cubicalpayload (12/04/2014) [-]
I hope you like your cereal burnt!
#20 - Uctually it'll be /u/ because Tristana is a female yordle. 12/02/2014 on Tales of Valoran #50 0
#18 - You are doing gods work my friend! 12/02/2014 on Meanwhile in England +1
#18 - God damn Me!Me!Me! was an acid trip. 12/01/2014 on Welson199461 0
#7 - You can still have the tiny blades on either side of the main … 12/01/2014 on Redesigned the lightsaber... 0
#6 - Can someone edit the "God Lift the Queen" into "…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Meanwhile in England +12
#9 - derfmasterx (12/01/2014) [-]
I'm not very good at these things
User avatar #18 - zerosonaku (12/02/2014) [-]
You are doing gods work my friend!
User avatar #8 - infernalinsolence (12/01/2014) [-]
I would, but I mustn't deface Her Nibs
#125 - For comparison  [+] (5 new replies) 12/01/2014 on make your pixel art version... +101
#1013 - ricks (12/02/2014) [-]
you beautiful magnificent motherfucker. you!
User avatar #795 - cdmin (12/02/2014) [-]
lol, gay bum on the corner
User avatar #535 - mephiblis (12/01/2014) [-]
Be honest bro, add a hundred pounds, ain't no shame in being meaty.
#526 - creepydudewatching (12/01/2014) [-]
That beard looks glorious
User avatar #467 - perzona (12/01/2014) [-]
you look like seth rogen if he was stuck on an island for 6 months
#122 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 12/01/2014 on make your pixel art version... +52
#1166 - nadjie (12/02/2014) [-]
Bobby, supernatural
#125 - zerosonaku (12/01/2014) [-]
For comparison
#1013 - ricks (12/02/2014) [-]
you beautiful magnificent motherfucker. you!
User avatar #795 - cdmin (12/02/2014) [-]
lol, gay bum on the corner
User avatar #535 - mephiblis (12/01/2014) [-]
Be honest bro, add a hundred pounds, ain't no shame in being meaty.
#526 - creepydudewatching (12/01/2014) [-]
That beard looks glorious
User avatar #467 - perzona (12/01/2014) [-]
you look like seth rogen if he was stuck on an island for 6 months
#6 - Not if it's the Chosen Undead wearing the armor you ***…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/01/2014 on 7.8 too much estus +19
User avatar #18 - ChromedDragon (12/01/2014) [-]
or if it's him before he broke his arm
#7 - rampagefourtynine (12/01/2014) [-]
Wearing anything other than Giantdad
User avatar #20 - brokenfirefly (12/01/2014) [-]
>Wearing anything
User avatar #14 - pwnagraphy (12/01/2014) [-]
What about Black Iron Mom?
User avatar #17 - isolovegames (12/01/2014) [-]
Giantdad > Havelmom > Silverson
#84 - I actually puked a little. 12/01/2014 on PONY CUM JAR PROJECT 0
#20 - Ey YO usernameforreal should sticky this **** . 12/01/2014 on Vow of Silence 0
#25 - Those are two girls. You are saying you are a girl and had a r…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2014 on (untitled) +2
User avatar #38 - deathchain (12/01/2014) [-]
It's possible he did two girls who were in a relationship in basic.
#178 - He can and has you ******* faggot. 12/01/2014 on PC-Tan comp 0
#174 - here you go. 12/01/2014 on PC-Tan comp +2
#61 - That's because those aren't bullet holes Look at Comment #56 11/29/2014 on Relic restoration +6
#28 - Ha I get it. 11/29/2014 on God Shave the Queen +2
#5 - Picture 11/28/2014 on Fucking Why 0
#22 - Yeh. I've thought about taking up blacksmithing myself but I d… 11/28/2014 on What a beautiful necklace 0
#19 - You lucky bugger. I live in Canada and finding anything weapon…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2014 on What a beautiful necklace 0
#20 - eiaisqzbsesb (11/28/2014) [-]
Poor bastard.
User avatar #22 - zerosonaku (11/28/2014) [-]
Yeh. I've thought about taking up blacksmithing myself but I don't have enough money at the moment.
#17 - yeah, I prefer a Hand and a Half sword or two handed swords ov…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/28/2014 on What a beautiful necklace 0
User avatar #18 - eiaisqzbsesb (11/28/2014) [-]
I live in sweden and my pal is a weaponsmith. Anything I don't find online, I can give him the specs of.
User avatar #19 - zerosonaku (11/28/2014) [-]
You lucky bugger. I live in Canada and finding anything weapon wise is a rather difficult task without spending more than I really should on something I want. And the Community I live in doesn't have anyone who does Blacksmithing as a hobby or even Bronzesmithing.
#20 - eiaisqzbsesb (11/28/2014) [-]
Poor bastard.
User avatar #22 - zerosonaku (11/28/2014) [-]
Yeh. I've thought about taking up blacksmithing myself but I don't have enough money at the moment.
#15 - Is it because overall the katana is a rather mediocre Saber wi…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/28/2014 on What a beautiful necklace +6
User avatar #16 - eiaisqzbsesb (11/28/2014) [-]
Partly, but also because it weighs the same as a hand and a half sword, has the reach of a one-handed sword and is more difficult to controll than my german zweihander due to katanas being horribly balanced.
#21 - edgecutter (11/28/2014) [-]
I'm not much of a sword fanatic, but isn't the katana more of a "one hit, one kill" type of thing?
It certainly correlates with Feudal Japanese culture, where the samurai mentality was to finish fights as quickly as possible, with as powerful strikes as possible and as few hits as possible.

If I remember correctly, katanas are "off balance" by design. This means they can get a lot of more force behind one strike, much in the same way a machete does.

And to keep the argument "you're a weeaboo" at bay, I'll post swords from my ethnic culture, which are coincidentally the swords I prefer above else. Even if they look like pieces of shit and probably are pieces of shit.

(The sword in the picture is a daiwhe if I remember correctly. Thai sword used in the periods where the term "rama" was a normal everyday term. No, it's not ramen, rama is the term for Thai king.)
User avatar #26 - eiaisqzbsesb (11/28/2014) [-]
The myth of the easy one-hit kill in sword fighting For the record, one-hit kills very rarely happen in swordfighting.
I'm sending this video because I'm too lazy to explain it in length and Skallagrim does a pretty good job at explaining it.
User avatar #34 - edgecutter (11/28/2014) [-]
Well that fucking explains why years ago, while I was attacked by wild jungle dogs (grew up on Thai countryside), after slashing them with a similar sword to the daiwhe, the fuckers didn't go down after one big hit.

Now I have an explanation other than "those dogs are tough, mang".

Amazing what adrenalin does to a creature. Goddamn.
User avatar #25 - eiaisqzbsesb (11/28/2014) [-]
Daiwhe, a wonderful weapon. It's compact and easy to use.

The katana would have fit into the "finnish as fast as possible" catrgory if their horrible balance didn't make them slower on the recovery than most swords.
Also, if they wanted to have as much power as possible, the sword would have been curved towards the edge rather than away from the edge, like a Kukiri, since it produces a hell of a lot more cutting power.

Fun fact, in the anime/manga Rurouni Kenshin, the main character uses a katana that curves towards the edge because he doesn't want to kill. In doing so, he is using a weapon much more deadly than the standard, Katana, if it wasn't for his insistance at using it's unsharpened side.
User avatar #17 - zerosonaku (11/28/2014) [-]
yeah, I prefer a Hand and a Half sword or two handed swords over a katana myself. Where did you get a zweihander? In my sparce amount of research I found it difficult to find one that wasn't Coldsteel.
User avatar #18 - eiaisqzbsesb (11/28/2014) [-]
I live in sweden and my pal is a weaponsmith. Anything I don't find online, I can give him the specs of.
User avatar #19 - zerosonaku (11/28/2014) [-]
You lucky bugger. I live in Canada and finding anything weapon wise is a rather difficult task without spending more than I really should on something I want. And the Community I live in doesn't have anyone who does Blacksmithing as a hobby or even Bronzesmithing.
#20 - eiaisqzbsesb (11/28/2014) [-]
Poor bastard.
User avatar #22 - zerosonaku (11/28/2014) [-]
Yeh. I've thought about taking up blacksmithing myself but I don't have enough money at the moment.
#85 - The second half of my reply got cut off. I was going to say th…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2014 on How things have changed 0
User avatar #95 - booped (11/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, good thing too mate and good luck! I was about 260 - 280 ish. That's good progress though
#84 - I'm sitting at 300 Ibs thinking how in the **** c…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/22/2014 on How things have changed 0
User avatar #85 - zerosonaku (11/22/2014) [-]
The second half of my reply got cut off. I was going to say that I started working out and lost 20 pounds of fat but put on 10 in muscle. I'm still sitting at 300 Ibs but I've lost 2 pant sizes. I started working out so I DON'T get that obese. Jesus Christ.
User avatar #95 - booped (11/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, good thing too mate and good luck! I was about 260 - 280 ish. That's good progress though
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#4 - fjponythread (07/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1 - joshofsouls ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Hey, since it can be hard to find the OoT manga in a COMPLETE state, I uploaded a Zip with all chapters from both parts for you

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?ve4ecejscr1qnnc

Enjoy, bro.
User avatar #2 to #1 - zerosonaku ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
thanks dude. You're pretty kool.
User avatar #3 to #2 - joshofsouls ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Haha, no problem man.
If you want the Majora's Mask one as well, I can compile that and give it to you when I can :)
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