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Gender: male
Age: 28
Date Signed Up:5/30/2011
Last Login:7/24/2016
Location:Canada
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#2950
Highest Content Rank:#68
Highest Comment Rank:#1273
Content Thumbs: 101264 total,  109328 ,  8064
Comment Thumbs: 8539 total,  10555 ,  2016
Content Level Progress: 52.9% (529/1000)
Level 291 Content: Post Master → Level 292 Content: Post Master
Comment Level Progress: 45% (45/100)
Level 269 Comments: Pure Win → Level 270 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:12
Content Views:4306081
Times Content Favorited:7213 times
Total Comments Made:7346
FJ Points:40707

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latest user's comments

#1 - Meanwhile when I'm at the beach 07/18/2016 on At the beach +7
#9 - I'm an idiot. I deserve this.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/01/2016 on fb friend doesn't like adele +134
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#33 - toosexyforyou (07/02/2016) [-]
Better people have been shot for being less stupid.
#10 - agronimo (07/01/2016) [-]
Don't be so harsh with yourself, mate
#23 - anon (07/02/2016) [-]
I wish I could give you some sympathy.
Alas, I cannot.
#4 - So does every other singer in history, when you think about it…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2016 on fb friend doesn't like adele -5
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#32 - meganinja (07/02/2016) [-]
Sure, if you only look at pop music she's one of the better artists. But that's not saying much mayne.
#5 - anon (07/01/2016) [-]
She is the exact same as all the other pop singers. Sure, you could say she sounds genuine, but she is just reading something that her song writer has written.

Also, saying all musicians repeat their own songs and only listing pop artist of various sub genres kinda proves my point even more
#3 - I can't tell if she's a hooker or an incredibly horny woman. …  [+] (18 new replies) 07/01/2016 on fb friend doesn't like adele -132
#53 - Mozzak (07/02/2016) [-]
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#52 - bemymaster (07/02/2016) [-]
>autism
#50 - Sevenseas (07/02/2016) [-]
**Sevenseas used "*roll picture*"**
**Sevenseas rolled image**"She's" a scammer, poor, easily deceivable, person.
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#43 - birckin (07/02/2016) [-]
She's Certainly A Marvel.
#31 - kmichel (07/02/2016) [-]
I'm going to send you $5,000. After depositing it in your bank account, kindly send me back $100.
#26 - thefifthdoctor (07/02/2016) [-]
How many sexy singles in your area have you hooked up with?
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#47 - hmaruskeksimus (07/02/2016) [-]
having sex : prepare to die edition
#27 - terribletim (07/02/2016) [-]
What are we, zoidbergs?
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#24 - ineedtotakeapiss (07/02/2016) [-]
Your innocence is adorable and slightly worrying.
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#21 - moetron (07/02/2016) [-]
hey my name is michelle where do u live i can come 2 u real quick baby ;) i just need some money 4 me to come to u ok contact me back honeyy <333333
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#14 - iqequalzero (07/01/2016) [-]
Let me tell you about this nigerian prince...
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#13 - europe (07/01/2016) [-]
u stoopid mon
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#8 - thesunpraiser (07/01/2016) [-]
Guess who would have fallen for it.
#6 - agronimo (07/01/2016) [-]
It's a scam, dude
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#9 - zerositnator (07/01/2016) [-]
I'm an idiot. I deserve this.
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#33 - toosexyforyou (07/02/2016) [-]
Better people have been shot for being less stupid.
#10 - agronimo (07/01/2016) [-]
Don't be so harsh with yourself, mate
#23 - anon (07/02/2016) [-]
I wish I could give you some sympathy.
Alas, I cannot.
#214494 - Press tongue to roof of mouth Press thumb to area between … 06/29/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#1451708 - Overwatch has come out with a patch, translated from Taiwan, a…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/14/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1451713 - desacabose (06/14/2016) [-]
>New Zelda being show
>Come to board to talk about not zelda
yfw
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#1451710 - Gonnafly (06/14/2016) [-]
>>#1451705,

I think I was wrong
#9 - There's a difference between humor and disrespect Jok…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/14/2016 on Orlando videos and texts +25
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#10 - machiavellianhumor (06/14/2016) [-]
no there isn't. muslims believe gays don't respect the rules of their god. you're trying to justify hate just like they do. you are basically a terrorist. that wsn't even me saying they deserved it. just making fun of them for it happening.


god you're such a jew
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#20 - veegee (06/15/2016) [-]
you're a cunt. this has nothing to do with humor. not funny, nor presented in a funny way.
#12 - anon (06/15/2016) [-]
Hello anon here, What the fuck does being a Jew have to do with this you avangelist slut
#7 - You do realize 50 people are dead. It doesn't matter …  [+] (9 new replies) 06/14/2016 on Orlando videos and texts +35
#33 - anon (06/15/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** You do realize the internet is made to make fun out of horrific events.
#17 - parashizo (06/15/2016) [-]
but when alan kurdi drowned, you faggots made fun of him
i remember the "thanks poseidon" posts

but hurr durr, the victims aren't rapefugees
#11 - anon (06/15/2016) [-]
Hello anon here, It's called funny junk for a reason. Shitty, immature humor. Welcome to the interweb explorer fox, you fucking commie.
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#8 - machiavellianhumor (06/14/2016) [-]
you do realize not having a sense of humor makes you as triggered as terrorists right?
#36 - anon (06/15/2016) [-]
What...? Oh my god..
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#9 - zerositnator (06/14/2016) [-]
There's a difference between humor and disrespect

Jokes can come in all shapes and styles and I believe any joke no matter how bad should be told, but the main thing jokes try to aim to do is try to make light of a situation, to make things funny in a time of depression, like this. Much like the 4chan post where they made fun of the situation being a bad joke Shots for everybody! . The difference between that and you is... Well

You were just making fun of the dead for being gay and not in a joking manner. It was forced and you kind of laid out that they deserved it because they were gay. I would even call it jokes, it was disrespect.

If you can't see that, well then call me triggered. There's also a difference between morality and bigotry. I laugh at jokes like the rest of the people here, but this is just in bad taste.
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#10 - machiavellianhumor (06/14/2016) [-]
no there isn't. muslims believe gays don't respect the rules of their god. you're trying to justify hate just like they do. you are basically a terrorist. that wsn't even me saying they deserved it. just making fun of them for it happening.


god you're such a jew
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#20 - veegee (06/15/2016) [-]
you're a cunt. this has nothing to do with humor. not funny, nor presented in a funny way.
#12 - anon (06/15/2016) [-]
Hello anon here, What the fuck does being a Jew have to do with this you avangelist slut
#3 - A red hot sphere of nickel barely managed to break the scalp o…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/14/2016 on HOT BALL OF NICKEL VS STUFF +88
#155 - anon (06/16/2016) [-]
If you can eat it in one sitting, your son will be the stallion who mounts the world.
#77 - anon (06/14/2016) [-]
RHNBNokia 3310 idno man... the Nokia didnt give up without a fight either
#136 - anon (06/14/2016) [-]
fake
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#76 - kirkbot (06/14/2016) [-]
I wouldnt even eat a red hot ball of nickel in two sittings
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#65 - mutzaki (06/14/2016) [-]
It's 5 lbs, which would be really hard, and maybe requires a competitive eater to finish in one sitting. LA Beast ate a 5 lb bag of sugarless gummy bears in one of his videos.

2 lbs of food isn't particularly unrealistic to eat in one sitting, though. Of course it's not something everyone can do.
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#50 - haroldsaxon (06/14/2016) [-]
I'll take that challenge
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#11 - mrblueftw (06/14/2016) [-]
i want a link to someone eating a red hot sphere of nickel
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#100 - strangesir (06/14/2016) [-]
It'd have to go in the morbid channel
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#83 - captchakid (06/14/2016) [-]
I saw someone do that before. He was destroyed!
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#97 - mrblueftw (06/14/2016) [-]
make a minecraft joke again and ill make you do captchas for the rest of your life.
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#99 - captchakid (06/14/2016) [-]
Fool, I am the captcha.
#6 - anon (06/14/2016) [-]
I mean, nobody who knows what 2 pounds is thinks they can eat a 2 pound gummy bear in one sitting.
#4 - "Describe yourself in one word." "Hired.&qu…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/14/2016 on Interview Tip +39
#6 - postwhatevs (06/14/2016) [-]
**postwhatevs used "*roll picture*"**
**postwhatevs rolled image** Do you own a brothel? In that case I want to apply
#5 - archiethesailor (06/14/2016) [-]
I have one tomorrow. Not doing it though, I need a job.
#8 - anon (06/14/2016) [-]
If it looks like something you may not want, pls try it anyway