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Date Signed Up:9/15/2013
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#45 - this is getting ridiculous. please tell me what "male pro… 04/16/2014 on where da privilege at ????? +17
#14 - it was blades of glory its comedy about figure skating 04/16/2014 on Oopsie 0
#12 - its from a movie  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Oopsie 0
User avatar #13 - lobselvith (04/16/2014) [-]
Not sure.
User avatar #14 - zeroguy (04/16/2014) [-]
it was blades of glory its comedy about figure skating
#39 - thank you 04/16/2014 on Hey 0
#252 - this again? this is getting borring. 04/16/2014 on "male privilege" +7
#17 - this is funnyjunk everyone hates kids here  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on Daily reminder 0
User avatar #19 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
That's very sad.
#16 - they don't have to have your kids. its her life and body not y…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on Daily reminder 0
#20 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
Well, I got this from my grandmother. And she was the best woman in the world for me.
They don't need my kids, but they need to serve the society somehow.
Lame excuse.
That's degenerate.
Neither do I and we beat up kids like you.
#14 - and women aren't allowed to have their own lifes then?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Daily reminder 0
#15 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
Children are a blessing you know.
And what is more to life is than a happy family?
#17 - zeroguy (04/15/2014) [-]
this is funnyjunk everyone hates kids here
User avatar #19 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
That's very sad.
#11 - making machines* 04/15/2014 on Daily reminder 0
#10 - he believes women are baby makes and that we need patriarchal …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Daily reminder 0
#13 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
In the the core of life is reproduction and survival.
You are only making it look bad.
#16 - zeroguy (04/15/2014) [-]
they don't have to have your kids. its her life and body not yours. woman can cut her uterus out if she wants. go live in the cave no one likes you
#20 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
Well, I got this from my grandmother. And she was the best woman in the world for me.
They don't need my kids, but they need to serve the society somehow.
Lame excuse.
That's degenerate.
Neither do I and we beat up kids like you.
User avatar #11 - zeroguy (04/15/2014) [-]
making machines*
#9 - Comment deleted 04/15/2014 on Daily reminder 0
#8 - women can make their own money just as well as men  [+] (5 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Daily reminder 0
#12 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
It's not just about money. It's life.
#14 - zeroguy (04/15/2014) [-]
and women aren't allowed to have their own lifes then?
#15 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
Children are a blessing you know.
And what is more to life is than a happy family?
#17 - zeroguy (04/15/2014) [-]
this is funnyjunk everyone hates kids here
User avatar #19 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
That's very sad.
#4 - reason why they don't work is because of in modern society we …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Daily reminder 0
#6 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
And why are men peronal money machines?
#8 - zeroguy (04/15/2014) [-]
women can make their own money just as well as men
#12 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
It's not just about money. It's life.
#14 - zeroguy (04/15/2014) [-]
and women aren't allowed to have their own lifes then?
#15 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
Children are a blessing you know.
And what is more to life is than a happy family?
#17 - zeroguy (04/15/2014) [-]
this is funnyjunk everyone hates kids here
User avatar #19 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
That's very sad.
#3 - general rights like -vote -jobs -food -water …  [+] (8 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Daily reminder 0
#9 - zeroguy has deleted their comment.
User avatar #7 - shunji (04/15/2014) [-]
schnizel never said anything about women being "lesser human beings"....
just saying
#10 - zeroguy (04/15/2014) [-]
he believes women are baby makes and that we need patriarchal society to work as society and that is bullshit
#13 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
In the the core of life is reproduction and survival.
You are only making it look bad.
#16 - zeroguy (04/15/2014) [-]
they don't have to have your kids. its her life and body not yours. woman can cut her uterus out if she wants. go live in the cave no one likes you
#20 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
Well, I got this from my grandmother. And she was the best woman in the world for me.
They don't need my kids, but they need to serve the society somehow.
Lame excuse.
That's degenerate.
Neither do I and we beat up kids like you.
User avatar #11 - zeroguy (04/15/2014) [-]
making machines*
#5 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
They are not less human, they are human, but they have their place in society.
Women are essencial for a good society.
#1 - jesus christ we do not life in caves anymore we no longer need…  [+] (19 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Daily reminder +1
#21 - darthfox (04/15/2014) [-]
how can you be so sure that a male dominated society isnt still whats best for our survival as a whole?
#2 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
>jesus christ we do not life in caves anymore we no longer need patriarchy.
Men have always been goo leaders and we hold reason above passion. The downfall of civilizations has been caused by making unequal things equal.
>grow the fuck up and except that equal rights are here to stay.
Equal rights for what?
>reason we had male dominant society it was best for our survival and now we life in society those values just don't work.
Why?
#4 - zeroguy (04/15/2014) [-]
reason why they don't work is because of in modern society we have thing called technology you might have heard of it its things like robots, computers and sewing machines. and if you really think women are your personal baby makers you don't deserve your balls
#6 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
And why are men peronal money machines?
#8 - zeroguy (04/15/2014) [-]
women can make their own money just as well as men
#12 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
It's not just about money. It's life.
#14 - zeroguy (04/15/2014) [-]
and women aren't allowed to have their own lifes then?
#15 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
Children are a blessing you know.
And what is more to life is than a happy family?
#17 - zeroguy (04/15/2014) [-]
this is funnyjunk everyone hates kids here
User avatar #19 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
That's very sad.
#3 - zeroguy (04/15/2014) [-]
general rights like
-vote
-jobs
-food
-water
-accountability (meaning right to not get raped or assaulted)
if you think women are lesser human beings just kill yourself
#9 - zeroguy has deleted their comment.
User avatar #7 - shunji (04/15/2014) [-]
schnizel never said anything about women being "lesser human beings"....
just saying
#10 - zeroguy (04/15/2014) [-]
he believes women are baby makes and that we need patriarchal society to work as society and that is bullshit
#13 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
In the the core of life is reproduction and survival.
You are only making it look bad.
#16 - zeroguy (04/15/2014) [-]
they don't have to have your kids. its her life and body not yours. woman can cut her uterus out if she wants. go live in the cave no one likes you
#20 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
Well, I got this from my grandmother. And she was the best woman in the world for me.
They don't need my kids, but they need to serve the society somehow.
Lame excuse.
That's degenerate.
Neither do I and we beat up kids like you.
User avatar #11 - zeroguy (04/15/2014) [-]
making machines*
#5 - schnizel (04/15/2014) [-]
They are not less human, they are human, but they have their place in society.
Women are essencial for a good society.
#3 - except right is only model given female characters. except in loadout  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on the difference 0
#29 - billycakes (04/16/2014) [-]
Wrong. I can give examples if you want? But you are right that that is the general however same goes with most of the men. All tend to be muscly and fit with fucking six packs.
#1 - Comment deleted 04/15/2014 on stabilized blood moon eclipse 0
#6 - New California Republic. i thought so 04/15/2014 on What faction are you 0
#37 - and after you finish main quest in the expansion pack. jus… 04/15/2014 on That moment 0
#137 - **zeroguy rolls 1** his real size 04/14/2014 on Donger board is fun 0
#78 - it doesn't make people stupid. mental illness is something tha…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2014 on Someone had to say it +1
User avatar #285 - realreality (04/14/2014) [-]
I'm not saying their stupid but my point is that you wouldn't talk to someone in the loony bin the same way you talk to your friends, right? But thefunnyside explains it best with the difference between Neurotic disorders and Psychotic disorders. Then again I have to ask why not use the term Psychotic disorder instead of Mental disorder while describing depression because at least for me it puts it into a better perspective, a perspective that could be used to understood it better.
#67 - context is everything. but in order to joke be funny it needs …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2014 on Link +3
User avatar #99 - certifiedidiot (04/13/2014) [-]
Oh boohoo
#24 - i can't wait for this game to come out 04/12/2014 on Heard U Were Talkin' Shit 0
#27 - fun fact ninjitsu isn't martial arts but life style of non existance  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #54 - vatra (04/12/2014) [-]
Secondary fact to your fact. jutsu has nothing to do with being a ninja, jutsu means art. So ninjutsu means the art of being a ninja.
#52 - non of you actually know what autism is do you? its seriou…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Link +2
User avatar #138 - beardgasm (04/13/2014) [-]
Dressing up as link IS socially awkward...

User avatar #62 - gameshredder (04/12/2014) [-]
We're not using it for the real definition.

It's like calling someone a faggot.

Not because they're gay, but because they're being a faggot.
User avatar #67 - zeroguy (04/12/2014) [-]
context is everything. but in order to joke be funny it needs to have a punchline. example: "what is white but can turn yellow? snow." its a bad joke but there is a punchline. insult can be funny but they need to be creative any one can call someone "a little bitch" but its not creative. calling some a autistic is not funny anymore that boat is gone.
User avatar #99 - certifiedidiot (04/13/2014) [-]
Oh boohoo

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#1 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
In that case, enjoy your red thumbs, bitch.
#2 to #1 - zeroguy (12/19/2013) [-]
you really send that to my profile. god you are sad individual.
#3 to #2 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
Your ******* shenanigans made me burn my toaster strudels. I don't take that **** lightly. You're going to burn in hell, mother ****** .
#4 to #3 - zeroguy (12/19/2013) [-]
don't be internet next time you cook.
User avatar #5 to #4 - zeroguy (12/19/2013) [-]
in internet*
#6 to #5 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
Just be happy the frosting blends in some of the charred outsides, else I'd really have to go ape **** on your ass.
#7 to #6 - zeroguy (12/19/2013) [-]
what makes you think i care
what makes you think i care
#8 to #7 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
You called me a sad individual for thumbing you down 20 times, and you thumbed up my comment before, so you obviously care about thumbs and expect me to care as well. I can thumb down users 20 times per hour. That adds up.
User avatar #9 to #8 - zeroguy (12/19/2013) [-]
i called you sad indevidual commenting that in my profile you can say that publicly like i did. and i didn't thumb you up or down i just made a stupid joke.
#10 to #9 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
Oh well, saying it still encourages others to thumb me up.
#12 to #11 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
I'm not really complaining at all, so that's exactly what I'm doing.
User avatar #13 to #12 - zeroguy (12/19/2013) [-]
i know you are doing it for ***** and giggles. i was just messing with you and had my fun by getting your attention.
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