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#63 - Picture 11/16/2012 on Science +5
#66 - 1. Traps with moving parts require fuel/power and will eventua…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/12/2012 on Don't tell the army about... 0
User avatar #69 - fantomen (11/12/2012) [-]
1. They'd not need to last for months, and could be built out of scrap, a single tank of diesel could last for up to 2 days. if you don't run it at night.
2. No, if the whole country is in chaos they'd find someone to authorize it, and then pin the blame on him if public opinion went against it.
3. Yes this could be a problem, but I'd think most activist would stop trying when they realized grandma was still trying to eat them despite missing half her body.
4. Soldiers aren't idiots, they'd realize quickly to aim for the head.

Also, I think rednecks with guns could alone dispatch LARGE amounts of zombies on their own. I mean there was a semi-professional hunter in Finland during the winter war that singlehandedly killed over 700 Russians in under 6 months. Imagine the kill counts that someone like that could rack up against zombies.
User avatar #79 - lemanrouste (11/12/2012) [-]
Only one I agree with is the fourth one.

First one only keeps you safe for said two days, provided it doesn't collapse.

Second one, you underestimate that durability of red tape. Red tape losses wars that could've been won.

Third one, you overestimate humanity, we're dumber than zombies half the time.
#114 - mr skeltal (11/12/2012) [-]
My take on number four is different, take it from someone who trained in combatives and studied military combatives, it is REALLY difficult to hit someone in the head with a gun in live combat, in a controlled firing range accuracy is not a problem, you can take your time. In the field there is a little thing called adrenaline that, while being awsome at making you ignore things like pain, really fucks up your fine motor control, (it's the reason soldiers train and drill for center of mass, its the easiest to hit without taking too much time)
User avatar #118 - lemanrouste (11/12/2012) [-]
hmm, that could go either way really (also doing combat training, military, etc.)

If they are classic walkers, although disheartening, it wouldn't be too different from a firing range, at least in longer distance engagements, it would just be hitting a slower moving target. And since traditional zombies are attracted to noise, with a bit of planning, cities could be taken that way, in a ridiculously slow manner, rather than running in, and getting swarmed in choked alleys and corridors.

Runners would cause more of a problem, and more than likely to cause massive amounts of fear, especially in situations where they out number you, that is definitely understandable.
#72 - Popeye's Chicken, I ******* SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! 11/12/2012 on Bird with arms 0
#48 - Yes, there are also great childerens books like this 11/11/2012 on Childhood Trauma +2
#16 - His dad needs to read this to him! 11/09/2012 on Childhood Trauma +15
#50 - try again its actually 23444.9 Batmen worth. We owe 16 Trillio… 11/09/2012 on Batman Pressuposts +4
#120 - BUT WHO WAS CAMERA?! 11/09/2012 on Google Street View to the... +14
#219 - SO MANY FEELS 11/09/2012 on Medical Science Boner +8
#122 - Because the pilot knew that they were still alive and that it …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2012 on Mow 'em down +1
User avatar #201 - cinematicbrix (11/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, well I guess the end of the world brings out the worst in everyone.

Like with Rick, he's so different than in the first season.
#67 - 1.Call Micheal Vic 2. Negotiate price 3. Sell 4. … 11/02/2012 on Fishing Hooks +19
#73 - For a few reasons 1. He costs 6300 to unlock (I believe) …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/01/2012 on Every LoLgamer ever. -5
#279 - mr skeltal (11/06/2012) [-]
The fuck are you even talking about?
User avatar #258 - teggeta (11/01/2012) [-]
1. He's 3150.
2. No.
3. Karthus is an AP mid, Rammus is a tank jungler. Huge difference.
User avatar #87 - haseotakaeda (11/01/2012) [-]
He's 3150 I believe
#43 - Yes but the first 3 movies were to make movies that he Lucas c…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/01/2012 on Star Wars 2015 -1
User avatar #79 - Jackimole (11/01/2012) [-]
Remember, they arn't just catering to 10 year olds, there are also a fuckton of Star Wars nerds out there.
User avatar #45 - vikingpizza (11/01/2012) [-]
Every successful franchise ever produces products outside of the show/movie
Ewoks were basically demanded as something that was sellable to children, which sort of fucked up that part of the movie
But the lore of Star Wars has basically already been fully established
It would be difficult to make a good series and introduce a fuckload of new species
People, including myself, would be pissed
On the other hand, there's a HUGE amount of content that hasn't been put onto film
The Old Republic, Darth Plagueis, the rise of the Empire (between III and IV)
Again, the new series could go either way, but no one's forcing anyone to see it
#37 - Disney = Mega corporation. They have promised to pump out a ne…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/01/2012 on Star Wars 2015 -6
#63 - quantumsheep (11/01/2012) [-]
Marvel made Avengers while being owned by Disney. Miramax was owned by Disney when they got the greenlight to make Pulp Fiction. This might suck, or it might be great. Depends on the writers. But I think Disney has proven that we should blame the actual writers for the finished product, not who's paying them.
User avatar #40 - vikingpizza (11/01/2012) [-]
Episode IV: May 1977
Episode V: May 1980
Episode VI: May 1983
That's pretty close to Disney's timeline
I'm not saying they'll be good
I'm awaiting the first release very anxiously
If it's bad, then that's that and nobody has to see it
If it's good, fuck it. New Star Wars saga
#43 - zerodate (11/01/2012) [-]
Yes but the first 3 movies were to make movies that he Lucas cared about, the ewoks were the only real gimmicky thing. These will most likely be so full of ewok equivilents that they will be like the original transformers, just a medium to promote the sale of toys.
User avatar #79 - Jackimole (11/01/2012) [-]
Remember, they arn't just catering to 10 year olds, there are also a fuckton of Star Wars nerds out there.
User avatar #45 - vikingpizza (11/01/2012) [-]
Every successful franchise ever produces products outside of the show/movie
Ewoks were basically demanded as something that was sellable to children, which sort of fucked up that part of the movie
But the lore of Star Wars has basically already been fully established
It would be difficult to make a good series and introduce a fuckload of new species
People, including myself, would be pissed
On the other hand, there's a HUGE amount of content that hasn't been put onto film
The Old Republic, Darth Plagueis, the rise of the Empire (between III and IV)
Again, the new series could go either way, but no one's forcing anyone to see it
#39 - Jackimole (11/01/2012) [-]
If it's bad don't watch it. No one is forcing you to.


Next level MS paint skills.
#25 - I also have found that picture to be incredibly useful. 10/31/2012 on Standoff +2
#23 - Its actually just a stand off as a Mexican stand off implies t…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/31/2012 on Standoff +1
#30 - mr skeltal (10/31/2012) [-]
actually, when shot the body would tense up (cause you know, it fucking hurts). This would cause the trigger to automatically be pulled.
#28 - sathrax (10/31/2012) [-]
For one theres a good chance that if you got shot you'd probably be a little too wounded to safely pull the pin, since that requires a decent amount of strength, unless he hit you in the leg, and even then pain would make it hard.

And for two, who cares?
#24 - facepalmftw (10/31/2012) [-]
Your pic...
#25 - zerodate (10/31/2012) [-]
I also have found that picture to be incredibly useful.
#143 - Go deeper south, once grammar is called uppity ****** …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2012 on Normal 4chan +17
#201 - misticalz (10/30/2012) [-]
#145 - leetpwnzer (10/30/2012) [-]
I lol'd
#138 - You my good sir have not spent enough time in Missouri or Georgia.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/30/2012 on Normal 4chan +4
User avatar #140 - leetpwnzer (10/30/2012) [-]
I live in GA. Wat.
User avatar #143 - zerodate (10/30/2012) [-]
Go deeper south, once grammar is called uppity nigger talk you can stop and wait.
#201 - misticalz (10/30/2012) [-]
#145 - leetpwnzer (10/30/2012) [-]
I lol'd
#12 - Master race you say?  [+] (6 new replies) 10/28/2012 on No Soliciting +5
User avatar #16 - shitshitshit (10/28/2012) [-]
aww shit here we go
#26 - mrknownothing (10/29/2012) [-]
KILL ALL THE THIN MINTS...


with gas chambers
#17 - mcatheistnuggets (10/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #19 - firestarian (10/29/2012) [-]
and then nothing happened
User avatar #50 - mcatheistnuggets (10/29/2012) [-]
It's disappointing. So allow me to start a shit storm for our mutual enjoyment. There is no god, Jesus was a nigger, Mary Magdeline was a whore, Allah is gay and enjoys anal, Muhammed was a notorious but-pirate, and Justin Beiber has a small penis, bronies have problems finding relationships, and niggers, well niggers are just niggers.
User avatar #52 - firestarian (10/29/2012) [-]
"There is no god" I believe that
"Jesus was a nigger" There are times when Jesus had admitted to stealing
"Mary was a whore" Why else would she lie?
"Allah is gay and enjoys anal" Entirely plausible
"Muhammed was a notorious but-pirate" Again plausible
"Justin Bieber has a small penis" That is if he has one at all
"bronies have problems finding relationships" As a brony myself, I agree, but the several relationships I've had have been better if the girl is also a brony.
"Niggers" Definitely.
#11 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 10/28/2012 on No Soliciting +6
#12 - zerodate (10/28/2012) [-]
Master race you say?
User avatar #16 - shitshitshit (10/28/2012) [-]
aww shit here we go
#26 - mrknownothing (10/29/2012) [-]
KILL ALL THE THIN MINTS...


with gas chambers
#17 - mcatheistnuggets (10/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #19 - firestarian (10/29/2012) [-]
and then nothing happened
User avatar #50 - mcatheistnuggets (10/29/2012) [-]
It's disappointing. So allow me to start a shit storm for our mutual enjoyment. There is no god, Jesus was a nigger, Mary Magdeline was a whore, Allah is gay and enjoys anal, Muhammed was a notorious but-pirate, and Justin Beiber has a small penis, bronies have problems finding relationships, and niggers, well niggers are just niggers.
User avatar #52 - firestarian (10/29/2012) [-]
"There is no god" I believe that
"Jesus was a nigger" There are times when Jesus had admitted to stealing
"Mary was a whore" Why else would she lie?
"Allah is gay and enjoys anal" Entirely plausible
"Muhammed was a notorious but-pirate" Again plausible
"Justin Bieber has a small penis" That is if he has one at all
"bronies have problems finding relationships" As a brony myself, I agree, but the several relationships I've had have been better if the girl is also a brony.
"Niggers" Definitely.
#13 - Picture 10/28/2012 on kinder surprise mofo eggs +1
#39 - Being from Oregon and now in Montana, all I can say is that MT…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2012 on RIP One Direction +1
User avatar #70 - angelmatvey (10/28/2012) [-]
I feel your pain, good sir. I live in Arkansas.
#17 - I fail to see a connection  [+] (13 new replies) 10/27/2012 on That was unexpected... 0
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#3 - WHERE DO I BUY THIS, MUST HAVE NOW  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2012 on WANT 0
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#101 - I don't get it.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2012 on Just Keep Laying There... 0
User avatar #175 - arnolducus (10/27/2012) [-]
wut?
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