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#136 - G ******* G read this thread and almost pissed my…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/20/2014 on ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) +5
User avatar #143 - derpwolf (08/20/2014) [-]
At least someone was entertained.
#196 - snowshark (08/21/2014) [-]
They're rocket-boots.

They might have been more practical if they were full boots instead of just the heels but honestly I don't play video games for gritty realism. I play video games for sensationalisation and fantasy. If I got in a hissy-fit over everything in video games that was arguably impractical then I'd be here all day. Heck, even Samus' ARMOUR is pretty damned impractical, what with it's top-heavy design and lack of dexterity that comes from replacing a hand with a gun instead of just having a hand-held gun.

Video games are in many ways about power fantasy, like comics. Billowing capes are fucking cool as shit but... well... we've all seen The Incredibles. Plus, have you ever worn a cape? Do you have any idea how fucking impractical they are? Just imagine the myriad ways an opponent could disadvantage you because you wore a cape. But y'know what... nobody BITCHES at 300 or at Super Heroes! Why? Because it's a freaking power-fantasy.

Is it such a crime for us to indulge a power fantasy where you can kick ass AND be sexy whilst doing it? Personally... I don't think so.
User avatar #198 - derpwolf (08/21/2014) [-]
Originally my statement was supposed to be a joke about Solid Snake wearing heels. I never said it was a bad thing. I like my power-armoured badasses to wield two guns and/or swords at the same time just as much as the next person.
User avatar #200 - snowshark (08/21/2014) [-]
Eh, I don't know about 'two' guns. I like the happy medium between fantasy and reality. I can't stand looking at shit and being like "GOD that's so fucking stupid!"

I get irked when I see sword-fights which are just people slamming their swords into one-another... because fuck me do they not know how to fucking fight? You want to hit as FEW things as possible with your sword so you don't blunt the edges which is why you dodge, or failing that parry, the enemy attacks. Blocking comes at the cost of YOUR stamina and is beneficial to the enemy because they have control over your blade whereas if you've dodged them they still have to deal with recovering from missing and you have to deal with the dodge-recovery but either way you've got a better chance of hitting your opponent than... *sigh*

You get the idea. Dual-Wield is inaccurate as shit too. I like it when I can suspend my disbelief. Samus' heels aren't going to interfere with her fighting because they are not the focus of the action. The focus of the action is her hitting other people. If her outfit made it difficult for her to actually hit her enemies like if she had her feet shackled together then I'd be concerned but... yeah.

I think we're on the same page about this whole nonsense...
#210 - derpwolf (08/21/2014) [-]
I was going to say something about how dual wielding guns is dumb but I didn't want to start another thread about how I'm wrong. Either way, I like you. Here's a thumb.
#226 - Indecent gains notoriety for showing how people don't trust yo… 08/19/2014 on Anyone else been following... 0
#82 - Sir you greatly under estimate my ability to murder large amou… 08/18/2014 on Video Games IRL +2
#16 - thanks mate, I know who he is but I didn't know that he was ge…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2014 on that wittyness +1
User avatar #17 - newestuploads (08/18/2014) [-]
No prob man, it's new. Should be good
User avatar #29 - iamthou (08/18/2014) [-]
I hope so, hulu has been promoting the shit out of the show to the point I have to see it
#14 - What is this show called?  [+] (5 new replies) 08/18/2014 on that wittyness 0
User avatar #15 - newestuploads (08/18/2014) [-]
The show is called Mulaney. The white guy that said the punchline is a comedian whose name is John Mulaney. The show is on fox but hasn't premiered yet. This clip is from a commercial. John Mulaney used to write for snl and is a hilarious comedian on his own, so hopefully the show should be great.
#23 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
So its fox's version of senfield?
#16 - zerodate (08/18/2014) [-]
thanks mate, I know who he is but I didn't know that he was getting a show.
User avatar #17 - newestuploads (08/18/2014) [-]
No prob man, it's new. Should be good
User avatar #29 - iamthou (08/18/2014) [-]
I hope so, hulu has been promoting the shit out of the show to the point I have to see it
#40 - Well they are fashioned to be similar to the Kalashnikov weren't they?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/17/2014 on mother russia +1
User avatar #41 - TwiztidNinja (08/17/2014) [-]
In reliability and functionality yes.
Still annoying that people call them the same thing, they are not even close.
User avatar #44 - lanfearandthecup (08/17/2014) [-]
b-but thats tha joke
User avatar #45 - TwiztidNinja (08/17/2014) [-]
No i am pretty sure the joke is people thinking someone just shoved 12 guage rounds into a ak-47 magazine.
I mean it would actually make a funny russia joke if it was that but its not, so its not funny.
User avatar #47 - lanfearandthecup (08/17/2014) [-]
>calling them the same thing
>shoving 12 guage into an ak-47

the point was doing something stupid, that was not correct...
#312 - I simply greet him like this. 08/16/2014 on Jail +1
#155 - I know the feeling mate, the sandal wearing traitors must be purged! 08/16/2014 on Unidentified Tumblr... 0
#50 - Can I get youtubs sauce?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2014 on Frozen 2 looks great. 0
#36 - I dont know how to feel these feels anymore. 08/11/2014 on Word +2

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#47 to #46 - zerodate (06/21/2014) [-]
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#44 to #43 - zerodate (06/21/2014) [-]
NO, LIKE THIS
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por que?
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