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|#136 - G ******* G read this thread and almost pissed my… [+] (5 new replies)||08/20/2014 on ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)||+5|
#196 - snowshark (08/21/2014) [-]
They might have been more practical if they were full boots instead of just the heels but honestly I don't play video games for gritty realism. I play video games for sensationalisation and fantasy. If I got in a hissy-fit over everything in video games that was arguably impractical then I'd be here all day. Heck, even Samus' ARMOUR is pretty damned impractical, what with it's top-heavy design and lack of dexterity that comes from replacing a hand with a gun instead of just having a hand-held gun.
Video games are in many ways about power fantasy, like comics. Billowing capes are fucking cool as shit but... well... we've all seen The Incredibles. Plus, have you ever worn a cape? Do you have any idea how fucking impractical they are? Just imagine the myriad ways an opponent could disadvantage you because you wore a cape. But y'know what... nobody BITCHES at 300 or at Super Heroes! Why? Because it's a freaking power-fantasy.
Is it such a crime for us to indulge a power fantasy where you can kick ass AND be sexy whilst doing it? Personally... I don't think so.
#200 - snowshark (08/21/2014) [-]
Eh, I don't know about 'two' guns. I like the happy medium between fantasy and reality. I can't stand looking at shit and being like "GOD that's so fucking stupid!"
I get irked when I see sword-fights which are just people slamming their swords into one-another... because fuck me do they not know how to fucking fight? You want to hit as FEW things as possible with your sword so you don't blunt the edges which is why you dodge, or failing that parry, the enemy attacks. Blocking comes at the cost of YOUR stamina and is beneficial to the enemy because they have control over your blade whereas if you've dodged them they still have to deal with recovering from missing and you have to deal with the dodge-recovery but either way you've got a better chance of hitting your opponent than... *sigh*
You get the idea. Dual-Wield is inaccurate as shit too. I like it when I can suspend my disbelief. Samus' heels aren't going to interfere with her fighting because they are not the focus of the action. The focus of the action is her hitting other people. If her outfit made it difficult for her to actually hit her enemies like if she had her feet shackled together then I'd be concerned but... yeah.
I think we're on the same page about this whole nonsense...
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#15 - newestuploads (08/18/2014) [-]
The show is called Mulaney. The white guy that said the punchline is a comedian whose name is John Mulaney. The show is on fox but hasn't premiered yet. This clip is from a commercial. John Mulaney used to write for snl and is a hilarious comedian on his own, so hopefully the show should be great.
#23 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
So its fox's version of senfield?
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