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zerglin

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:9/24/2013
Location:USA
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#8720
Highest Content Rank:#3804
Highest Comment Rank:#3714
Content Thumbs: 658 total,  775 ,  117
Comment Thumbs: 1386 total,  1811 ,  425
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Level 60 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 61 Content: FJ Cultist
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Level 206 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 207 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:1
Content Views:62531
Times Content Favorited:44 times
Total Comments Made:864
FJ Points:1653
Favorite Tags: funny (4) | gaming (2) | League of Legend (2) | Video (2)

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    One does not simply... One does not simply...
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    One does not simply... One does not simply...
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    Happy Halloween Happy Halloween
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    I tried I tried
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    Frontpage is like... Frontpage is like...
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    TF, Twisted Fate TF, Twisted Fate
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    Old Butt Gold Old Butt Gold
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    Autismo Autismo
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    There I did it There I did it
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    League of Legends and Community League of Legends and Community
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    Batmetal Batmetal
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    I have nobody... I have nobody...

latest user's comments

#98 - I really aint a booty guy. Besides, das gay. Guys have booty t…  [+] (2 new replies) 2 hours ago on Bro's 0
#111 - quoterox (1 hour ago) [-]
I love tits and ass.

And dicks.

But lady ass is different than man ass. Lady ass looks best when its round and beautiful, man ass looks best when it's toned and strong.
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#99 - ohshoot (2 hours ago) [-]
What the fuck are you even on about, are you about to fuck fat dudes because they have huge tits too? Fuck off, you're gay.
#79 - Not finding grossly out of shape women attractive. Se…  [+] (4 new replies) 3 hours ago on Bro's 0
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#87 - ohshoot (2 hours ago) [-]
Dude, get your ass back to planet Earth. That ass is thick and bootylicious, but the girl ain't fat nor unhealthy. Guys like you get so obsessed with perfect skinny girls you forget there's a whole world of TnA in between sticks and hamplanets. I say everyday booty is best booty.
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#98 - zerglin (2 hours ago) [-]
I really aint a booty guy. Besides, das gay. Guys have booty too so like, why not just appreciate the best of both worlds at that point.
#111 - quoterox (1 hour ago) [-]
I love tits and ass.

And dicks.

But lady ass is different than man ass. Lady ass looks best when its round and beautiful, man ass looks best when it's toned and strong.
User avatar
#99 - ohshoot (2 hours ago) [-]
What the fuck are you even on about, are you about to fuck fat dudes because they have huge tits too? Fuck off, you're gay.
#78 - -is disgusting finished your sentence for you there broth…  [+] (4 new replies) 3 hours ago on Bro's -5
#109 - jmjbhbb (1 hour ago) [-]
**jmjbhbb used "*roll picture*"**
**jmjbhbb rolled image**Still feels great on my face
#106 - fuperbooper (1 hour ago) [-]
Some people like that sort of thing
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#114 - captchakid (5 minutes ago) [-]
Nobody should like cellulite.
#92 - subadanus has deleted their comment.
#69 - yes. 07/24/2016 on Coolest Pokefusion +3
#13 - NOT THE PEE-PEE  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2016 on farme brown +4
#15 - anon (07/24/2016) [-]
IM IN LOVE WITH PEE-PEE
#50 - talk about being able to destroy at pokemon go. 07/23/2016 on The Understate-Men +7
#131 - You right. I left lol. 07/21/2016 on He has his priorities straight 0
#128 - those prices are rediculously large  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2016 on He has his priorities straight 0
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#130 - TheBigGummyBear (07/21/2016) [-]
Food and drink when you eat out in Aus is not cheap, I guess it's like that anywhere but it's especially bad over here. I make minimum wage at my 'uni friendly' job but I manage to save a lot of money whenever I resist the urge to go out to dinner or eat anywhere but home.

To be brutally honest I feel it's a fair trade off because our country is doing really well and on this site/reddit I hear about a lot of the shit going on in America and it makes me grateful to be where I am.
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#131 - zerglin (07/21/2016) [-]
You right. I left lol.
#157 - You might have some points, but at the moment it is nearly imp… 07/20/2016 on riot 0
#156 - The only thing I could argue with your post is that 'it's soci… 07/20/2016 on riot 0