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#121 - I love african turtles. 08/05/2013 on NOMNONMNONM >:o 0
#90 - Or maybe they thought "Lets kill that before it kills us.…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2013 on "Yeah, lets kill that with... 0
User avatar #95 - thejerseyjenn (07/30/2013) [-]
I feel like they'd learn pretty quickly. They used mammoth bones for housing, fur for clothing, and they ate the meat. They hunted mammoths because you got a big reward for it. It was worth the danger.

Which actually.. that's still pretty rational. Risky, but rational.
#32 - smart. 07/27/2013 on Robert Downey Jr 0
#22 - JS thats not robert downey jr  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2013 on Robert Downey Jr 0
User avatar #29 - beffen (07/27/2013) [-]
No, it's Robert Jr Downey.
User avatar #32 - zepplien (07/27/2013) [-]
smart.
#244 - bad joke 07/13/2013 on We've built....the nations -5
#73 - Relatively. Can't remember what season. 07/10/2013 on The creation of Asians… 0
#120 - There are two kinds of people. 07/10/2013 on gimme fule gimme faya gimme... -2
#171 - Thanks I'll look in to it. 06/27/2013 on When I'm going to the club +1
#134 - Is hitman a good game? Would you recommend it? Understand if I…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/27/2013 on When I'm going to the club +2
#145 - betars (06/27/2013) [-]
yes, well it varies.
Some Hitman games focus on Story and character development, while the others focus on gameplay and graphics.
Hitman Absolution offers a variety of play styles alongside global challenges.
It's pretty fun.
User avatar #171 - zepplien (06/27/2013) [-]
Thanks I'll look in to it.
User avatar #142 - xenoquack (06/27/2013) [-]
Definitely a good series.
#182 - I dont get it.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2013 on West by North West -7
#188 - dedaluminus (06/24/2013) [-]
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Drake Bell's son, if he were to be named Taco, would be named Taco Bell. This is amusing, and as such is awaited eagerly by Taco Bell, the shitty "mexican" food restaurant's twitter account.

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#60 - I first I was thinking to myself, no this is bs and unorigina… 06/17/2013 on Oh tumblr +9
#217 - There's no evidence to prove that a nation would turn on us. T… 06/02/2013 on We need your support 0
#107 - JS its kind of our job as a super power.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2013 on We need your support 0
User avatar #215 - andriod (06/02/2013) [-]
Its not our duty to help people who are going to turn on us the second we finish the job.

They would be taking advantage of us. Our goal as a country is to improve our own quality of living, Not to help every single nation that can't hold its shit together.
User avatar #217 - zepplien (06/02/2013) [-]
There's no evidence to prove that a nation would turn on us. They might, or they would be grateful. Regardless of how they feel about, U.S would do what is right and for the better.

Also its more probable that we gain a political ally.
#291 - Well he sells meth so your joke dosent work, silly. 05/21/2013 on Funny Business 0
#112 - You should see it load faster now(: 05/15/2013 on Thanks Obama +2
#127 - everyone forgets about Idaho.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2013 on I feel like this needs to... +1
User avatar #128 - ponyfcker (05/06/2013) [-]
I know.....
#49 - We have to drive to the next town over for a grocery store, ph… 04/29/2013 on Sai is my kinda guy 0
#26 - I dont know what part of the south you live in, but everybody …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Sai is my kinda guy +3
User avatar #38 - failtolawl (04/29/2013) [-]
that isn't true, maybe you live in some suburb in some big city and think you are in the south, but you go any rural area or small town, and profarnsworth is incredibly right. People are extremely slow.

happens in the carolinas, alabama, georgia, and florida.
User avatar #49 - zepplien (04/29/2013) [-]
We have to drive to the next town over for a grocery store, pharmacy, doctors clinic. There is less than 7,000 people in my town.
User avatar #31 - profarnsworth (04/29/2013) [-]
1. North Carolina
2. Unless everyone is doing above 80 then they are not going fast. Above 80 is what i consider fast. If you are doing anything under the speed limit you are going slow.
3. Of course everybody is going to seem like they are driving fast Tyrone. While they are all in cars your ass in on the side of the road picking up the garbage so you can reduce your sentence. So every car that passes you is going to seem like its going fast.
#30 - Your mom dosent know how to use it.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/24/2013 on did u know that.... -4
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#32 - theguythatisnotyou (04/24/2013) [-]
R ur le jimmes le rustled at my le me-mes
#28 - Well you cant even spell "NIghtmare" right, mother …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2013 on did u know that.... -6
#31 - mapleknight (04/24/2013) [-]
oh god i laughed so hard
oH GOD
#26 - No one gives a **** about Canada.  [+] (9 new replies) 04/24/2013 on did u know that.... -8
User avatar #29 - theguythatisnotyou (04/24/2013) [-]
That's not how you use it.
User avatar #30 - zepplien (04/24/2013) [-]
Your mom dosent know how to use it.
#49 - nightmaren (04/24/2013) [-]
#50 - nightmaren (04/24/2013) [-]
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#32 - theguythatisnotyou (04/24/2013) [-]
R ur le jimmes le rustled at my le me-mes
User avatar #27 - nightmaren (04/24/2013) [-]
Very intelligent.
User avatar #28 - zepplien (04/24/2013) [-]
Well you cant even spell "NIghtmare" right, mother fucker.
#31 - mapleknight (04/24/2013) [-]
oh god i laughed so hard
oH GOD
#23 - *Queens College. Queens University is a private school in NC.  [+] (16 new replies) 04/24/2013 on did u know that.... -7
User avatar #25 - nightmaren (04/24/2013) [-]
There's a Queens University in Ontario, too.

TLDR; There can be more than one school with the same name.
#43 - arandomanon (04/24/2013) [-]
>1 sentence
>TLDR
User avatar #45 - nightmaren (04/24/2013) [-]
Well it's obvious that the guy I responded to is a fucking moron, so I thought I'd give him a TLDR just in case.
User avatar #47 - arandomanon (04/24/2013) [-]
I find amusing how your "summary" is actually longer than your actual comment though
#48 - nightmaren (04/24/2013) [-]
Like I said, he's a fucking moron. He probably won't notice.
#52 - arandomanon (04/24/2013) [-]
#26 - zepplien (04/24/2013) [-]
No one gives a fuck about Canada.
User avatar #29 - theguythatisnotyou (04/24/2013) [-]
That's not how you use it.
User avatar #30 - zepplien (04/24/2013) [-]
Your mom dosent know how to use it.
#49 - nightmaren (04/24/2013) [-]
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#32 - theguythatisnotyou (04/24/2013) [-]
R ur le jimmes le rustled at my le me-mes
User avatar #27 - nightmaren (04/24/2013) [-]
Very intelligent.
User avatar #28 - zepplien (04/24/2013) [-]
Well you cant even spell "NIghtmare" right, mother fucker.
#31 - mapleknight (04/24/2013) [-]
oh god i laughed so hard
oH GOD
#213 - DJ 4DM1N 04/19/2013 on DJ 4DM1N 0
#28 - Thank you. 04/19/2013 on stand strong 0
#261 - Im actually really proud of myself for putting that together. 04/10/2013 on Well, makes sense to me. +1
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