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#69 - Touche, but I only weigh about 140 Pd, or like, 10 stone. Idk … 05/26/2015 on Liquid black sludge 0
#55 - Just today I have had 4 spike energy shooters (16 oz cans.) I …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Liquid black sludge 0
User avatar #68 - wisdombranch (05/26/2015) [-]
sure 1g is enough to kill you... if you weigh 7kg.

www.caffeineinformer.com/death-by-caffeine
#69 - zepherius (05/26/2015) [-]
Touche, but I only weigh about 140 Pd, or like, 10 stone. Idk which measurement youll prefer.
#53 - New hampshires laws say 5 years, Love the loopholes. 05/25/2015 on Cloroform helps too 0
#21 - Ive done it, If youve ever heard of spike energy shooters then…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Liquid black sludge +2
User avatar #50 - wisdombranch (05/25/2015) [-]
#morbid

In HS, I developed--not an addiction--but a dependency on caffeine. We had instant espresso at home. We had to leave the house super early on mondays in order for my dad to drive us to the "private school" or appropriate city bus stop, and still have time for him to get to work on time... he got to work at 7:00 or something.

My Morning cup started out: 15cc each of instant espresso, flavored creamer, white sugar--mixed with enough water to make 300ml to fit perfectly in my late Opa's plastic coffee mug.

Withing a couple months, my tastes and my bravado stupidity had me at: 60cc (quarter cup) each of instant espresso, flavored creamer, white sugar--mixed with enough water to make 300ml to fit perfectly in my late Opa's plastic coffee mug. (bad espresso gives 480mg of caffeine, Bustelo espresso is good strong stuff... and an intended serving was only 5cc... so I was probably taking 700+ by this point)

And I wanted something stronger... but there now was not much water to dissolve the sugar that I was putting into my coffee. Still I upped it to 80cc each. That was such a bear to drink that I settled back on 60cc each for the rest of HS.

It wasn't until college that I got my first job, and with my first job I now had money to spend one stuff that my parents didn't approve of... like artificial sweeteners. Turns out, Instant coffee takes up less space once you get it wet.

I got a steel flask and instead of putting booze in it, I needed something to keep myself awake in maths and physics and chemistry. It was just a 180cc flask. So I took the Sweet'N"Low and measured out the sweetness of 360cc of sugar... so about 45cc of fake sugar.... to make this drinkable: I measured out 180cc espresso, added a small amount of boiling water, stirred that sludge and added the sweetner, and poured it into the flask. Filled it the rest of the way with cold water.

I consumed that over the course of 12-60 hours. 36 shots of espresso in my 6oz flask every 12-60 hours (60 hours where I didn't have classes). Coffee didn't taste like coffee anymore; by then it tasted like anise. That was 3+ years ago... and now it is a low level addiction.

TL;DR: I am ADD, self-medicating and eating a quarter kilo of caffeine a year will fuck you up if you keep doing it for too long.
#55 - zepherius (05/25/2015) [-]
Just today I have had 4 spike energy shooters (16 oz cans.) I buy a new pack every week... On average a day I ingest about 2000mg of caffeine, thats considered enough to kill someone twice over.
User avatar #68 - wisdombranch (05/26/2015) [-]
sure 1g is enough to kill you... if you weigh 7kg.

www.caffeineinformer.com/death-by-caffeine
#69 - zepherius (05/26/2015) [-]
Touche, but I only weigh about 140 Pd, or like, 10 stone. Idk which measurement youll prefer.
#50 - If someone actually bothered to read the link then they would … 05/25/2015 on Crystal pokemon 0
#15 - I mostly run a black red, 1 or 2 turn vamp deck. Then agai… 05/22/2015 on How MTG looks like to... 0
#4 - I used to work at dunkins, those trucks dont deliver donuts, t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2015 on Chase 0
#5 - Absolute Madman (05/21/2015) [-]
All you would see on the news is the police chasing a truck with pictures of donuts on it.
#17 - Mention me please. 05/18/2015 on I was so close... 0
#14 - I have one night stands a decent amount of the time, I usually… 05/16/2015 on Dammit +3
#118 - -_- No. pls.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2015 on dont waste your wish guys 0
User avatar #129 - twentyseconds (05/15/2015) [-]
probability theres no more curses on this wish and that it goes exactly how I wanted it to...
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#1 - challengefailed (06/17/2012) [-]
The first thing to do is create the barrel. I suggest to start up pretty high above the ground so it doesn't damage itself when shooting. It can be however long you want it, and it needs to be 2 blocks deep.
TNT has a strange property that when underwater , explosions do not damage surrounding blocks. So each block should be submerged by placing a(or multiple) water source on the first level of the barrel, while the tnt should be placed on the bottom.
When firing, the tnt needs to be set in descending order, the block underneath the water source first, ect. After all the blocks are set to explode, run a safe distance away because the explosion can still hurt you.
Don't mind the pistons and redstone; I was working on an automatic reloading system.
#2 to #1 - zepherius ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
would you kindly make a video on how to do it? i suck with non video instructions :/
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