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#50 - wisdombranch (05/25/2015) [-]
In HS, I developed--not an addiction--but a dependency on caffeine. We had instant espresso at home. We had to leave the house super early on mondays in order for my dad to drive us to the "private school" or appropriate city bus stop, and still have time for him to get to work on time... he got to work at 7:00 or something.
My Morning cup started out: 15cc each of instant espresso, flavored creamer, white sugar--mixed with enough water to make 300ml to fit perfectly in my late Opa's plastic coffee mug.
Withing a couple months, my tastes and my
And I wanted something stronger... but there now was not much water to dissolve the sugar that I was putting into my coffee. Still I upped it to 80cc each. That was such a bear to drink that I settled back on 60cc each for the rest of HS.
It wasn't until college that I got my first job, and with my first job I now had money to spend one stuff that my parents didn't approve of... like artificial sweeteners. Turns out, Instant coffee takes up less space once you get it wet.
I got a steel flask and instead of putting booze in it, I needed something to keep myself awake in maths and physics and chemistry. It was just a 180cc flask. So I took the Sweet'N"Low and measured out the sweetness of 360cc of sugar... so about 45cc of fake sugar.... to make this drinkable: I measured out 180cc espresso, added a small amount of boiling water, stirred that sludge and added the sweetner, and poured it into the flask. Filled it the rest of the way with cold water.
I consumed that over the course of 12-60 hours. 36 shots of espresso in my 6oz flask every 12-60 hours (60 hours where I didn't have classes). Coffee didn't taste like coffee anymore; by then it tasted like anise. That was 3+ years ago... and now it is a low level addiction.
TL;DR: I am ADD, self-medicating and eating a quarter kilo of caffeine a year will fuck you up if you keep doing it for too long.
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