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#3 - What if he didn't cheat and Sarah was just his recent ex?  [+] (18 new replies) 09/09/2014 on My first repost +481
#132 - theexplodingcheez (09/10/2014) [-]
or, what if it's all fake?
#125 - pwap (09/10/2014) [-]
wouldnt he have Sarah's number in his phone then?
User avatar #6 - fables (09/09/2014) [-]
well then his current girl would have no reason to be pissed off at him, would she
User avatar #54 - hoponthefeelstrain (09/09/2014) [-]
if you just started dating a girl and she found out she was pregnant by her ex would you stay around and want to assume the role of dad for someone else's kid?
User avatar #56 - fables (09/09/2014) [-]
you wouldn't be the dad. the guy who got her knocked up would be the dad.
you would have no obligations to that child.
User avatar #57 - hoponthefeelstrain (09/09/2014) [-]
yea but assuming you stayed around long enough for her to give birth since you're dating and she trusts you she's going to ask you to do some dad like stuff. Plus you never answered the question. Would you stay with a girl who just found out her ex knocked her up?
User avatar #61 - fables (09/09/2014) [-]
I didn't answer because I never said anything about anyone sticking around
I said the girl would have no reason to be pissed off
she could break up with him. if she wasn't emotionally involved enough to stick around when times get tough like that, then she's not emotionally involved enough to really care.

but yes, I would stick around if I was really into the guy (I'm a girl. not into chicks)
User avatar #7 - Maroon (09/09/2014) [-]
That implies women are logical creatures. You know that bitch is gonna fly off the handle regardless.
User avatar #10 - fables (09/09/2014) [-]
and right now, you're defending a cheating piece of shit by saying it's the girlfriend's fault

because the content is presumptuous, and men never cheat. they just all have irrational bitchy girlfriends

right? yeah. if it was a girl cheating in the content nobody would be saying shit about the guy being in the wrong. especially if he flew off the handle and beat the shit out of the guy and girlfriend. they'd be cheering him on
User avatar #37 - infernis (09/09/2014) [-]
Where is he defending anyone? Where did he say men never cheat or that cheating wasn't wrong? You're talking out of your ass there, friend.
User avatar #11 - Maroon (09/09/2014) [-]
Um, who am I defending? All I said was a girl would be pissed exactly the same if he had cheated on her or if he'd gotten the other girl pregnant before they met.
User avatar #12 - fables (09/09/2014) [-]
look at the topic here
most comments are in defense of the guy who was cheating

and is your mom an illogical bitch?
or your grandma?

you're a real dickbag, for generalizing like that
#111 - newforomador (09/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #13 - Maroon (09/09/2014) [-]
I didn't make all those other comments so I dunno what you're getting at.


User avatar #9 - fables (09/09/2014) [-]
you know
george carlin had a perfect saying for this

women are crazy, men are stupid. and the main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid.
#69 - anonymous (09/09/2014) [-]
not to mention they don't know whut dey want
#126 - nigogino (09/10/2014) [-]
or that they don't know how to hold a baby
#5 - captainprincess (09/09/2014) [-]
See there are reasons punkd isn't fucking funny
#5 - Labyrinth  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2014 on Perfect loops +7
#20 - misteraaron (09/09/2014) [-]
thank you good sir.
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User avatar #96 - kingbulbasaur (01/23/2014) [-]
Don't worry, there's tons of removal next set against weenie decks.
#10 - Currently running Mono blue devotion in standard, infect and j… 01/18/2014 on Any MTG players on FJ? 0
#3 - Someone apparently never seen the Samurai X live action movie.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2014 on Live-action Attack on Titan 0
#27 - bluefoxrooster (01/18/2014) [-]
nope, nor have i seen the anime, i'm guessing its about a samurai ?,
i have tried watching deathnote and gantz live action but i just couldn't, it was diabolical for me
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