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    Look At Description Look At Description
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    SWEET SEMEN OF BABY JESUS SWEET SEMEN OF BABY JESUS
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    JOHNNY NO! JOHNNY NO!
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    Drinks For Gamers Drinks For Gamers
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    Drinks For Gamers 2 Drinks For Gamers 2
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    Drinks For Gamers 3 Drinks For Gamers 3
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    You Sick Bastard You Sick Bastard

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#13 - You do realize that a Hydrogen atomic bomb had four times more…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/25/2014 on neutron 0
User avatar #14 - skulldan (02/25/2014) [-]
i did not. And dont believe you
(puts fingers in mouth)
lalalallaalal
User avatar #44 - whaawhaa (02/26/2014) [-]
Did you mean ears?
User avatar #45 - skulldan (02/26/2014) [-]
HOLY SHIT WOW!
ummm, no i meant what is said... still cant hear you....
User avatar #23 - Ashtaroth (02/26/2014) [-]
Deuterium. Wicked stuff.
#205 - Ah. I see, so you went onto a Wikipedia article to learn about… 01/23/2014 on science is an asshole.... a... 0
#193 - If youre interested, I highly recommend an advanced biology co… 01/23/2014 on science is an asshole.... a... 0
#190 - <- What I said 01/23/2014 on science is an asshole.... a... +1
#187 - Don't worry, you don't have to understand. Someone who knows s…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/23/2014 on science is an asshole.... a... 0
#189 - hakuna (01/23/2014) [-]
I'm actually very interested in biology, but I chose a wrong "education-path" and now I have lessons in math and society-science..
#193 - zembrache (01/23/2014) [-]
If youre interested, I highly recommend an advanced biology course (along with a good understanding of chemistry)

You go into REAAAALLY BIG DEPTH on all the stuff you touch on in a regular biology class. It changes the way you look at living things.

I can tell you right now I took one semester in high school so far and can tell you everything you wanna know about DNA and the processes it goes under and how.
#188 - hakuna (01/23/2014) [-]
Can you please explain what you said in your previous comment to a person who has had only 3 years of biology lessons?
#190 - zembrache (01/23/2014) [-]
<- What I said
#183 - Im a senior in AP Biology, and that comment disrupted my cell …  [+] (8 new replies) 01/23/2014 on science is an asshole.... a... 0
#201 - anonymous (01/23/2014) [-]
This is wrong
I happen to have read the wikipedia article
User avatar #205 - zembrache (01/23/2014) [-]
Ah. I see, so you went onto a Wikipedia article to learn about the molecular and systematic reasons that cancer occurs in a matter of around 5 minutes; and this was to prove wrong my summary comment on the extreme complex development of a disease caused by uncontrollable cell division.
#185 - hakuna (01/23/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #187 - zembrache (01/23/2014) [-]
Don't worry, you don't have to understand. Someone who knows science will.
#189 - hakuna (01/23/2014) [-]
I'm actually very interested in biology, but I chose a wrong "education-path" and now I have lessons in math and society-science..
#193 - zembrache (01/23/2014) [-]
If youre interested, I highly recommend an advanced biology course (along with a good understanding of chemistry)

You go into REAAAALLY BIG DEPTH on all the stuff you touch on in a regular biology class. It changes the way you look at living things.

I can tell you right now I took one semester in high school so far and can tell you everything you wanna know about DNA and the processes it goes under and how.
#188 - hakuna (01/23/2014) [-]
Can you please explain what you said in your previous comment to a person who has had only 3 years of biology lessons?
#190 - zembrache (01/23/2014) [-]
<- What I said
#166 - Here are a couple favorites. American History Class: … 01/07/2014 on Real blonde comments +1
#165 - You were on track for a little bit, but it has to do with Hydr…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2014 on Real blonde comments +3
#197 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
Very true. I decided to leave out Hydrogen bonding from my explanation, to keep it as simple as possible. Regardless, thanks for helping to clear things up, it's been a while since I studied any of this!
#65 - Don't give Microsoft/Sony any ideas about that last part... … 06/14/2013 on I'm Indifferent 0
#116 - WHO THE **** GETS A TATTOO OF THAT? ITS LIKE MICH… 06/01/2013 on That's Actually Pretty Cute +2

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#49 - zembrache (04/27/2012) [-]
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#37 to #38 - zembrache (03/29/2012) [-]
Oh, I see you've posted a picture of a meme on the internet with a tag showing its me...



That must really hurt my self esteem
#38 to #39 - frodoshairyring **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#39 to #40 - zembrache (03/29/2012) [-]
Says the guy spammin up Funnyjunk. You know if you ever want to leave, I'm sure Funnyjunk doesn't mind one less autistic child on the internet.
Says the guy spammin up Funnyjunk. You know if you ever want to leave, I'm sure Funnyjunk doesn't mind one less autistic child on the internet.
#40 to #41 - frodoshairyring **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#41 to #42 - zembrache (03/29/2012) [-]
My bad, you're the Schitzophrenic child who talks to himself on his profile about a dead dog and calling the cops and having an arguement with yourself. Thanks for clearing everything up.
#42 to #43 - frodoshairyring **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#43 to #44 - zembrache (03/29/2012) [-]
Oh god, I am? Well 						****					, I guess I really AM retarded. This guy on the internet told me so.
Oh god, I am? Well **** , I guess I really AM retarded. This guy on the internet told me so.
#44 to #45 - frodoshairyring **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#45 to #46 - zembrache (03/29/2012) [-]
I didn't know the dead weight of society had respect to give out in the first place.
#46 to #47 - frodoshairyring **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#47 to #48 - zembrache (03/29/2012) [-]
Yeah, I guess I could use some tutoring from you about how to use pictures. That must mean I should post the same picture everywhere like you, people must love you so much when you log on!
Yeah, I guess I could use some tutoring from you about how to use pictures. That must mean I should post the same picture everywhere like you, people must love you so much when you log on!
#48 to #49 - frodoshairyring **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#26 - FLCLolZ (09/14/2011) [-]
**** you dude, that thing you made "zelda drinks" is a repost
User avatar #27 to #27 - zembrache (09/15/2011) [-]
uh not really. the only thing reposted was putting my navi drink from an earlier post so it could all be together in the zelda category
#28 to #28 - FLCLolZ (09/16/2011) [-]
uh no you reposted MY content, check it
User avatar #29 to #29 - zembrache (09/16/2011) [-]
which you got off thedrunkenmoogle.com. .. So technically its a ****** repost when you get it someplace that isnt urs. So i guess none of my **** is OC then isn't that right ******** .
#30 to #30 - anonymous (09/17/2011) [-]
Nothing on FJ is original. But **** you if you post something that's been posted on this site before.
User avatar #23 - thatmetalkid (09/13/2011) [-]
Hey man i see you post a lot from the drunken moogle
I used post drinks up here as well although you seem to be having more sucess than i
Keep spreading the awesomeness brother cause these deserve to be spread
User avatar #24 to #24 - zembrache (09/13/2011) [-]
right on brother, i slowly got less success with these then decided to change my tactics.
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#19 - anonymous (09/13/2011) [-]
Hey, why don't you just rename your account: The Drunken Moogle dot com, since that's pretty much all it is.
User avatar #21 to #20 - zembrache (09/13/2011) [-]
not bad of an idea...
User avatar #15 - nervouspinata (08/29/2011) [-]
Just thought I'd stop by and say thank your for your drink recipes. They are going to keep me experimenting for some time.
User avatar #17 to #16 - zembrache (08/29/2011) [-]
oh np man, i just kinda stopped cause it didn't look like it would get any thumbs. it kinda went downhill a little bit at a time. but im glad you appreciate em, also u can get much much more at thedrunkenmoogle.com
User avatar #18 to #17 - nervouspinata (08/29/2011) [-]
I understand that. Thanks again for the link
#22 to #18 - XxMacxX (09/13/2011) [-]
I'm glad you posted the pokemon drinks. I love the drinks posted in some of you other posts as well. I really like the bioshock drinks lol. Will keep me experimenting for some time. Thanks
#25 to #23 - zembrache (09/13/2011) [-]
np bro, glad I can make your drinking more exciting :) thats all that matters to me
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User avatar #12 to #11 - zembrache (08/19/2011) [-]
probably cause theres eventually a limit when you cant reply anymore lol
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User avatar #14 to #13 - zembrache (08/19/2011) [-]
lol someone should man,that video was probably the best video ive ever ****** seen.
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User avatar #6 to #5 - zembrache (08/16/2011) [-]
np man, glad i could help out. i just dont understand why it wouldnt get thumbs.
#7 to #6 - bulletkick **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #8 to #7 - zembrache (08/17/2011) [-]
sure, but i warn you, im not that good with paint. just started using it.
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User avatar #10 to #9 - zembrache (08/17/2011) [-]
nvm, u were saying?
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User avatar #2 to #1 - zembrache (08/13/2011) [-]
Well, i dunno how ill be able to make one, but ill definitely look for it. If i find it, ill upload it, youll be the first to know.
#3 to #2 - bulletkick **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #4 to #3 - zembrache (08/16/2011) [-]
found the recipes, theyre posted now.
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