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#52 - I did this with Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins and it was a horr… 06/20/2014 on I cRY evry tim 0
#1 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2014 on America +12
#9 - guanyu (05/31/2014) [-]
>Japanese reptile body
0/10
Would not salute.
#3 - lucariopwnz (05/30/2014) [-]
#4 - cotterj (05/30/2014) [-]
"made in China"
#2 - Picture 05/30/2014 on randome fact comp #1 -1
#1 - Picture 05/30/2014 on strong +21
#2 - Comment deleted 05/30/2014 on spot on! 0
#1 - For those of you who don't get it, in the German work camps du…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/28/2014 on (untitled) +224
#38 - firesky (05/29/2014) [-]
"Arbeit macht frei"
Some dumb bitch host in German television said that and got fired immediately.
#16 - arrogant (05/29/2014) [-]
A photo I took at Auchwitz 1 concentration camp earlier this year
User avatar #4 - superfungi (05/28/2014) [-]
Most notably Auschwitz Birkenau
#44 - anonymous (05/29/2014) [-]
All the camps, but most notably Auswitz because the B is upside down on the gate.
#2 - valentines (05/28/2014) [-]
nope thats not completely correct. its not "work makes "you" free".....its was "work makes free"...and in german "Arbeit macht frei"
User avatar #27 - blesstheinternet (05/29/2014) [-]
lol, google translators acting knowledgeable
User avatar #46 - valentines (05/29/2014) [-]
not google, I'm german
User avatar #5 - yunoavailable (05/28/2014) [-]
in many languages pronouns like "you" are added into the word or implied by it's tense
#3 - anonymous (05/28/2014) [-]
thats only going by LITERAL translation, translating every word, the meaning of the phrase does translate to "work makes YOU free" even if the litteral english translation is "work makes free"
#39 - anonymous (05/29/2014) [-]
The literal translation of "Work makes you free" is "Arbeit macht DICH frei".Stop downvoting a correct statement if you don't know if it's really wrong and definitly don't give witty comments. German and English are both germanic languages and are pretty similar.
Btw I am from Germany.
#7 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2014 on Any ideas? 0
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#22 - theres also the fact that when it gets up to like 90 (Degrees …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/07/2014 on lissen to your Mother +19
User avatar #51 - rmehandru (01/08/2014) [-]
I live in New York and I have no idea wtf you're talking about
User avatar #98 - patsfanaverb (01/08/2014) [-]
I live in new york too. there is such thing as a heat index but it usually only applies to outdoor sports. I think its when it gets above 95 degrees F outdoor sports have to play inside or cancel.
User avatar #132 - mrbuu (01/08/2014) [-]
lol. my football team in florida was the panters. the black panters. our colors where black and we practiced at 2pm wearing all black. helmet and pads. little to say to be a joke we did a temperture on inside of the helmets and it was a good 120. on a 90 day it hit 100 one day. and lol lets just fry an egg on my helmet.
User avatar #133 - patsfanaverb (01/08/2014) [-]
yeah our schools are full of pussies haha. one time we missed a week of football practice during double sessions just because it was 95
User avatar #137 - mrbuu (01/08/2014) [-]
well. i like the cold now. working at walmart i spend 8 hours in a 30 degree cooler to -15 freezer.
#205 - What actually happened in Vault 11 is that the people inevitab…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2014 on Fallout: Vaults 0
User avatar #219 - leonhardt (01/04/2014) [-]
I think that was an entirely different vault, actually.
Haven't played Fallout NV in a while.
User avatar #248 - deathchain (01/04/2014) [-]
Nope, zeliving is correct. The OP's content doesn't go nearly in depth enough on it.
#61 - I have no idea what the joke is supposed to be.... Could s…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2013 on Brazilians 0
User avatar #64 - zzzanzitron (07/09/2013) [-]
most brazilians say "br? br?" asking if the answerer is brazilian in brazilian mmorpg, if you don't, then they will say "huehuehue i report u" or kind of that line
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#5 - blobboy (02/21/2014) [-]
Well clearly since someone didn't believe my Macbook Air post, here's me playing Skyrim with Beautiful Mod Texture pact on.
Don't know where the rumor that Macs can't game comes from.
#4 - echobase ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
You didn't have any friends, now you do.
You didn't have any friends, now you do.
#3 - piekiller ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #2 - tenibrae (09/07/2013) [-]
Yo, lets be friends
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