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Gender: male
Age: 23
Steam Profile: zeldamasterace or hollisjg
Consoles Owned: wii, steam
Video Games Played: Steam games, Zelda, pokemon, paper mario,
Interests: steam, zelda, anime, manga, mtg, music
Date Signed Up:4/09/2014
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Amuricuh
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idk, i'm an average guy. i like video games, steam, MTG, anime, hanging with friends, i work part time at UPS, graduated college recently, you know, all the normal stuff.

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#8 - oh chris you silly sil bat you 18 hours ago on When thumbs start rolling... 0
#5 - every time i see this cgi fake cat thing it creeps the ***…  [+] (5 new replies) 18 hours ago on High school can be brutal +21
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#30 - uncitelymanners (6 hours ago) [-]
It looks real to me. Look at how it's tale hits the pole.
#32 - lukasm (6 hours ago) [-]
Cat is real, but eyes aren't .. damn, that sounds like jaden smith shit
#16 - rothingham (8 hours ago) [-]
That's the uncanny valley for you.
#21 - zmranger (7 hours ago) [-]
Was looking for the sauce of that picture. Instead found a new reaction pic.
#7 - ohhh (17 hours ago) [-]
Call me up, i'll put the fuck back into you.
#19 - oh god yes zach 01/09/2016 on Mr Banana +2
#41 - ok disclaimer, i know there are mature young people out there,…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Fuuuuck +13
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#323 - crazylance (01/10/2016) [-]
Dude.

OP's parents, as well as OP's GF were BOTH at fault.

First came the fact that GF and Dad fucked, and both were somehow totally fine with the idea

Second is the fact that Mom found out and is totally fine with it

Third is the fact that ALL THREE of them decide it's okay to stab their son/bf in the back and try to hide it from him.
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#77 - emiyashirou (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm going to be living with my parents without a job until I'm 22 Turning 20 in 3 months because I'm going to university, so it doesn't necessarily mean he was very young.
#129 - Kingsly (01/10/2016) [-]
In the broad aspect I'd probably say anyone under 25 is fairly young and still really getting a fundamental understanding of their life.
#7 - didn't know what's her face's mom is Arin Hanson 01/09/2016 on First experience with Hentai 0
#88 - i think casual a pretty ****** way to define a genre of…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on 12 anime genres to check... 0
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#91 - pokemonstheshiz (01/09/2016) [-]
I took "casual" in this case to mean introductory, as in something you can get into without having watched much else
#1 - The Ripping Friends Mom introduce to them the concept of women…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on While we're sharing YT vids +1
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**evilkingganon rolled image** thanks op i was tryin to figure out the name of this show. It came to mind randomly the other day and has been driving me nuts
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#96 to #95 - zeldamasterace (04/07/2015) [-]
i have been made the fool
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#97 to #96 - swiftarrow (04/07/2015) [-]
Well, i did accept your request.
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#98 to #97 - zeldamasterace (04/07/2015) [-]
its true, and i'm hella stoked about it.
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#99 to #98 - swiftarrow (04/07/2015) [-]
**swiftarrow used "*roll picture*"**
**swiftarrow rolled image**

I will return the favor.
You should use it as your profile picture.
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#100 to #99 - swiftarrow (04/07/2015) [-]
Oh god...
Oh god...
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User avatar #101 to #100 - zeldamasterace (04/07/2015) [-]
hahaahahahahah your reaction made it for me.

if i ever change it i'll make it your rolled picture. but the image i'm using right now was actually made by someone else on FJ hahaha
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User avatar #87 - murrlogic (03/31/2015) [-]
boop
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User avatar #89 to #88 - murrlogic (03/31/2015) [-]
Hello.
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User avatar #90 to #89 - zeldamasterace (03/31/2015) [-]
hello.
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User avatar #91 to #90 - murrlogic (03/31/2015) [-]
What's up?
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User avatar #92 to #91 - zeldamasterace (03/31/2015) [-]
chilling. you?
#93 to #92 - murrlogic has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #94 to #93 - zeldamasterace (03/31/2015) [-]
oh, nice. i don't think i get the joke, but it's nice art. haha
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User avatar #95 to #94 - murrlogic (03/31/2015) [-]
Its from LoK its a prequel to book 1.
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User avatar #96 to #95 - zeldamasterace (03/31/2015) [-]
gotcha. makes sense why i didn't get it, i haven't watched LoK hahaha! why'd you delete your comment? i hope i haven't offended you...
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#85 - formidableguy (03/24/2015) [-]
MFW friend request
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#86 to #85 - zeldamasterace (03/24/2015) [-]
indeed! hahaha
indeed! hahaha
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User avatar #84 to #83 - zeldamasterace (03/21/2015) [-]
thank you
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#79 - chronicliar (03/20/2015) [-]
You should feel special faggot, this one is less ****** then the others
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#72 - deltoraquest ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
me mum went to vancouver for a couple weeks, came back with presents. this was one.
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User avatar #73 to #72 - zeldamasterace (03/15/2015) [-]
thats ******* awesome dude!!!!!!

can you play zelda songs on it?
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User avatar #74 to #73 - deltoraquest ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
they don't sound too spectacular but when I'm alone and not pissing everyone off with it, I'll give you a vocaroo of what I can do
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#70 - fazbearxplain (03/14/2015) [-]
zelda master race? I beg to differ, there's clearly a more superior character out there it's link. link master race.
zelda master race? I beg to differ, there's clearly a more superior character out there

it's link. link master race.
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User avatar #71 to #70 - zeldamasterace (03/15/2015) [-]
hahaha
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User avatar #68 - zeldapronmaster (03/09/2015) [-]
Are you following me?
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User avatar #69 to #68 - zeldamasterace (03/09/2015) [-]
bahahahah no i think we were just browsing the same place at a similar time

cheers mate, not meaning to creep hahaha

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User avatar #56 - iamawhitenigger (02/22/2015) [-]
i knew it was barkle before anon commented it.
i want to play the tingles rupeeland but my pc cant run a ds emulator well.
also, any tips on playing OOT with a keyboard?
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User avatar #67 to #56 - zeldamasterace (02/23/2015) [-]
**** sorry i haven't checked my profile in awhile and i've been outta sorts lately so your comment caught me by surprise.

but yea, still i don't have any tips on playing OOT with a keyboard sry, i always do it via console.
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User avatar #57 to #56 - zeldamasterace (02/23/2015) [-]
barkle? tingles rupeeland?

uuh. i think you might be confusing me with another zelda account idk what you're talking about hahahaha

and sry i don't have any tips on playing OOT with a keyboard. hahaha
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User avatar #55 - cunninglinguist (02/18/2015) [-]
Adoptedfags unite
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User avatar #59 to #55 - zeldamasterace (02/23/2015) [-]
where you adopted from and to mang?
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User avatar #63 to #59 - cunninglinguist (02/23/2015) [-]
I'm from the Philippines, was adopted here. Long story short: My biological mother couldn't handle me since she was too young and couldn't afford so she gave me to some rich folks at 2 months. What about you?
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User avatar #64 to #63 - zeldamasterace (02/23/2015) [-]
oh **** no kidding? me too. well not about being give away to rich folks, im from the philippines too. my parents had to give me up for adoption because, long story short, it was the only way they could ensure i would have a chance at a better life. unfortunately my family in the philippines is deceased.
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User avatar #65 to #64 - cunninglinguist (02/23/2015) [-]
I never knew my family, and there's no way of me ever knowing where in the Philippines are you from, bruh?
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User avatar #66 to #65 - zeldamasterace (02/23/2015) [-]
dang im sorry to hear that! that sucks. i'm from mindanao, but i was adopted when i was 18 months old so i don't remember anything hahaha. what about you?
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#49 - ThekidsTEN (01/30/2015) [-]
Bruh I own the entire zelda collection. You get a friend request
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User avatar #50 to #49 - zeldamasterace (01/30/2015) [-]
bruh thats sick

whats your favorite?
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#51 to #50 - ThekidsTEN (01/30/2015) [-]
Each one offers an added thing, but I would have to say Link's awakening. Hardest secrets in that one, best handheld (i have two more to play), Shameless crossovers (Mario **** in it), and the exploring feeling of link to the past. Least favorite is Majora's mask because of how short the game is. There is only 5 real dungeons, but it has the best replay value.
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User avatar #52 to #51 - zeldamasterace (01/30/2015) [-]
i regret to say i haven't completed link's awakening but people keep saying it's great. so i need to get my hands on it.

and actually MM is my favorite T_T but i agree it is really short.
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#53 to #52 - ThekidsTEN (01/30/2015) [-]
When I think of LoZ I think of a game I can't finish in one sitting (at least an all nighter), but majora's mask I was able to 100% it in three sittings.
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User avatar #54 to #53 - zeldamasterace (01/30/2015) [-]
that makes sense.

MM took me a few tries hahahah

the very first night when you have to shoot a bubble at skull kid i had no idea what to do hahahaha
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User avatar #47 - yoshiisking (01/30/2015) [-]
dont think i didnt see your terrible roll
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User avatar #48 to #47 - zeldamasterace (01/30/2015) [-]
ssshhhhh

its ok....

its our little secret
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User avatar #45 - theepicduckfrog (01/29/2015) [-]
Barkle.
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User avatar #60 to #45 - zeldamasterace (02/23/2015) [-]
i don't remember what this is from....
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User avatar #61 to #60 - theepicduckfrog (02/23/2015) [-]
tingle's dog?
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User avatar #62 to #61 - zeldamasterace (02/23/2015) [-]
oh **** .. i'm so outta touch.

my bad bby, thanks!
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User avatar #46 to #45 - zeldamasterace (01/29/2015) [-]
this is the most profound important **** anyone has ever said to me

thanks bby
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#34 to #33 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
So... How many mailboxes are in clocktown?
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User avatar #35 to #34 - zeldamasterace (01/01/2015) [-]
oh gawd. zelda trivia. i should know this....
k so theres one in the main section
one on the right
one on the left
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i think there might be another in the back alley where the river/bridge is...?
gaaaaah but i'm not sure.....

gonna go with 4! final answer!
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#36 to #35 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
Incorrect! The correct answer is 5! (Good try though)
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User avatar #37 to #36 - zeldamasterace (01/01/2015) [-]
fuuuuuuuuuuu

i am ashamed

do you know where they are all located?
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User avatar #38 to #37 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
2 in the main area then one for each area (not including Kafei's hideout) I think
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User avatar #39 to #38 - zeldamasterace (01/01/2015) [-]
i am the fool

you have bested me keaton

but i would invite more questions! i love zelda trivia
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User avatar #40 to #39 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
Hmm... Easy one, what happens when children get lost in the lost woods (in ocarina of time)
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User avatar #41 to #40 - zeldamasterace (01/01/2015) [-]
oh gawd....its been a while.

don't they turn into skull kids?
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#42 to #41 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
Correct!
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User avatar #43 to #42 - zeldamasterace (01/01/2015) [-]
**** YEA

HAHAHAHAH

awh yis!!!

i'm down for any questions at any time
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User avatar #44 to #43 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
OK!
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User avatar #13 to #12 - zeldamasterace (12/30/2014) [-]
bahahah yes this is good
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#14 to #13 - erotictentacle ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
My zelda folder has quite some treasures in it, some are even SFW!
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User avatar #15 to #14 - zeldamasterace (12/30/2014) [-]
beautiful

lay some on me!

i am ashamed to admit mine isn't super full
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#16 to #15 - erotictentacle ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
well, i've got SOME
but a proper pirate doesn't shoot all his powder right at the beginning~
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User avatar #17 to #16 - zeldamasterace (12/30/2014) [-]
i freaking loved tetra

like tan tetra is so freaking hot
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#18 to #17 - erotictentacle ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
so your on the Tetra > Medli side?
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User avatar #19 to #18 - zeldamasterace (12/30/2014) [-]
i suppose i am.

i just couldn't get past their noses being beak-like above their mouths.

it's like a mouth about a mouth to me....idk...
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#20 to #19 - erotictentacle ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
I look at it as nose~

so who's your favorite Zelda lass? I'm a quite the Irene fan, but too bad that she hardly has any screentime
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#21 to #20 - zeldamasterace (12/30/2014) [-]
despite her not being from my favorite game, i gotta go classic

Saria
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#22 to #21 - erotictentacle ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
Oho~ that's actually a niffty choice!
I'm not sure who i'd go for..... midna is pretty neat too
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User avatar #23 to #22 - zeldamasterace (12/30/2014) [-]
yea i like her character alot!

she's great!
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#24 to #23 - erotictentacle ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
but then there's Talon.....
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User avatar #25 to #24 - zeldamasterace (12/30/2014) [-]
yea she's pretty sexy

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#26 to #25 - erotictentacle ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
It's such a close call.............................. OH WELL!

so, which zelda game is your fav?
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#27 to #26 - zeldamasterace (12/30/2014) [-]
majora's mask.

loved the idea of wearing the souls of dead people via mask.

and it was a fun game.
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#28 to #27 - erotictentacle ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
That's a very good choice~

I can't wait for the remake of it
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User avatar #29 to #28 - zeldamasterace (12/30/2014) [-]
im really thinking about buying a 3ds for that and a link between worlds
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#30 to #29 - erotictentacle ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
Well, there'd be also the Ocarina of Time remake, i love the Master's Quest where everything is mirrored and the dungeons are much harder. not sure if it was like that in the gamecube remake too

But hell, i'd say go for it. But i don't know about your financial status, or if you even have a job or study, or hell, if you're just 12~
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User avatar #31 to #30 - zeldamasterace (12/31/2014) [-]
it was that way for the gamecube remake indeed
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User avatar #11 - nought (12/08/2014) [-]
420 blaze it
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#9 - oinos (12/01/2014) [-]
No means yes, and yes means anal. BBF's till you piss me off.
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User avatar #7 - norkas (10/15/2014) [-]
you aren't really good at the whole *********** schtick are you
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User avatar #8 to #7 - zeldamasterace (10/15/2014) [-]
teach me your ways oh #44...I beg of you.
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#3 - swagbot (09/26/2014) [-]
done.
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User avatar #4 to #3 - zeldamasterace (09/26/2014) [-]
you are a sexy stud. it worries me that addy has come upon these unrestful times. may his unease not hinder him from assailing the blasphemous SJW/zoe/anita/"fem" group and may we come together as the last stronghold of freedom of speech on the internet! i wish you luck on your future endeavors my FJ brethren!
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#5 to #4 - swagbot (09/26/2014) [-]
Don't worry - Addy goes through moody like this all the time, as do most of us.

This is the good kind of 'Depressed' - i.e. "I have ******** of productive work to do but I'm scared of it."

The BAD kind of depressed is more like "I am at the bottom of a gigantic hole and see no way out and i feel sick and exhausted and can't put my thoughts together.", and that's NOT what he's going through right now.
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User avatar #6 to #5 - zeldamasterace (09/26/2014) [-]
good good, i was worried for a sec. if you couldn't tell i am a fairly new member of our clan. my knowledge of addy/mods/top users is rather sparse.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - zeldamasterace (07/01/2014) [-]
tanks bra
 
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