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zeldafaggot

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Gender: male
Age: 115
Date Signed Up:9/29/2011
Last Login:3/15/2015
Location:ask yo girl
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Level 77 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 78 Content: FJ Cultist
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Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:37229
Times Content Favorited:33 times
Total Comments Made:936
FJ Points:4410
Favorite Tags: Cars (6) | crashes (6) | game (3) | the (2)
just a city boy. born and raised in south detroit.

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#86 - first funny rage comic i've seen in a while. 05/07/2012 on first comic, true story +3
#210 - too bad this is from 4chan 05/07/2012 on auch +1
#250 - i mean like BLATANTLY obvious  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2012 on Why Can't I Hold All This... 0
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#142 - lulz 05/07/2012 on NOPE +3
#241 - i think its pretty obvious. like i can pretend to be stupid be…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/07/2012 on Why Can't I Hold All This... 0
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#250 - zeldafaggot (05/07/2012) [-]
i mean like BLATANTLY obvious
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#238 - recently whenever i said something sarcastic or ironic i would…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/07/2012 on Why Can't I Hold All This... +1
#251 - imaybeananon (05/07/2012) [-]
It's dangerous to sarcasim alone, take this.
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#241 - zeldafaggot (05/07/2012) [-]
i think its pretty obvious. like i can pretend to be stupid beyond reason and people will think im serious
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#250 - zeldafaggot (05/07/2012) [-]
i mean like BLATANTLY obvious
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#350 - it was a joke. look at the content. jesus people are stupid 05/06/2012 on Dentists 0
#121 - it was intentional..........................................  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2012 on Death +12
#164 - anon (05/06/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Soon.... Very Soon.... **
#74 - *zeldafaggot rolls a random image*  [+] (3 new replies) 05/06/2012 on Death +14
#119 - organicorange (05/06/2012) [-]
**organicorange laughs at zeldafaggot's stupidity**
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#121 - zeldafaggot (05/06/2012) [-]
it was intentional..........................................
#164 - anon (05/06/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Soon.... Very Soon.... **
#120 - how you would eat anything else with a fork im assuming  [+] (18 new replies) 05/06/2012 on Popcorn Penis +10
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#128 - thenewnuggubler (05/06/2012) [-]
the popcorn would break apart before you could get it to your mouth. think about it. a small dry piece of popcorn would break apart if you try to get on a fork, where it's impaled by at least 3 wide and flat metal tines all at once. and you could only eat one at a time, which is no fun. and considering the force required to push the fork down into the popcorn to get it on the fork, it would also crush the popcorn below it, so you end up with very small, joyless popcorn
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#182 - profarnsworth (05/06/2012) [-]
the same way you eat rice with a fork. you scoop it.
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#183 - thenewnuggubler (05/06/2012) [-]
that's what hands are for, then
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#184 - profarnsworth (05/06/2012) [-]
i don't like eating my rice with my hands....
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#187 - thenewnuggubler (05/06/2012) [-]
i meant for popcorn. and for utensils, wouldn't a spoon be more proper for scooping food? but if you're going to scoop popcorn with a fork, you're not gonna get much popcorn. hands win, then.
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#188 - profarnsworth (05/06/2012) [-]
sigh. i know you meant for popcorn. a spoon would be better for scooping however spoons are for soup and ice cream. have you ever tried scooping popcorn with a fork? it can be done. and no your hands do not win because then you get a shit ton of butter on your hands which just gets annoying. fork wins.
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#191 - thenewnuggubler (05/06/2012) [-]
i dont mind the butter. also, you can't fap with a fork. hand wins
#236 - fizzled (05/06/2012) [-]
Can't fap with a fork?
Not with that attitude you can't.
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#238 - thenewnuggubler (05/06/2012) [-]
ah damn, i was waiting for the right moment to say that earlier, too
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#192 - profarnsworth (05/06/2012) [-]
you cant? or you haven't tried?
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#193 - thenewnuggubler (05/06/2012) [-]
doesn't sound like a good idea, but then again we've been arguing about forks for an hour
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#194 - profarnsworth (05/06/2012) [-]
27 minutes actually
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#195 - thenewnuggubler (05/06/2012) [-]
ah
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#197 - thenewnuggubler (05/06/2012) [-]
it seems we are at an impasse.
#249 - geraldbostock (05/06/2012) [-]
So then give him iocane powder.
#251 - thenewnuggubler (05/06/2012) [-]
i have absolutely no idea what that is
#255 - thenewnuggubler (05/06/2012) [-]
oh, now i remember. i love that movie, just never knew the name of the poison. my favorite part