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Gender: male
Age: 113
Steam Profile: bballsroutt622
Consoles Owned: Nintendo Virtual Boy
Video Games Played: battletoads
X-box Gamertag: R0UTT
Interests: bitches
Date Signed Up:9/29/2011
Last Login:10/16/2012
Location:ask yo girl
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Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Total Comments Made:936
FJ Points:4409
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just a city boy. born and raised in south detroit.

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#226 - a lot of those are actually pretty significant. 05/16/2012 on Facebook (1) 0
#191 - probably died of internet cancer 05/14/2012 on The End +1
#180 - ME LIEK JOKS 05/13/2012 on What I do when my... -10
#160 - CS I ******* LOVE CS 05/13/2012 on Campers +1
#156 - he's supported gay rights throughout his campaign. he just did…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2012 on true +6
#521 - chazzxz (05/12/2012) [-]
In interviews he has even stated that he changed his mind on the subject recently.
#303 - THIS IS NOT REDDIT 05/11/2012 on Made this today in woodshop -6
#3603 - people actually LIVE in Iowa? 05/09/2012 on Social Board +2
#89 - k 05/07/2012 on Swimmer's Nightmare 0
#237 - I liked it. 05/07/2012 on Doug Jones might -1
#104 - why was six afraid of seven?  [+] (7 new replies) 05/07/2012 on It's Spreading . . . +88
User avatar #301 - claptonisgod (05/07/2012) [-]
Why is six afraid of seven?

Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.
#105 - hurrdurka (05/07/2012) [-]
#292 - CIS White Male (05/07/2012) [-]
I hate to go all grammar Nazi on your image, but "Why was", and "seven is" are in two different tenses (past and present, respectively).

That, and you always spell out numbers that are less than 7.
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#192 - zionsype (05/07/2012) [-]
User avatar #315 - dudeperson (05/07/2012) [-]
What did he say?
User avatar #321 - zionsype (05/07/2012) [-]
**zionsype rolls 247**
*insert BDB photo*
ROLLS FOR TRIPS
FAILS
#86 - first funny rage comic i've seen in a while. 05/07/2012 on first comic, true story +3
#210 - too bad this is from 4chan 05/07/2012 on auch +1
#250 - i mean like BLATANTLY obvious  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2012 on Why Can't I Hold All This... 0
#255 - ballsacksareus has deleted their comment.
#142 - lulz 05/07/2012 on NOPE +3
#241 - i think its pretty obvious. like i can pretend to be stupid be…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/07/2012 on Why Can't I Hold All This... 0
#249 - ballsacksareus has deleted their comment.
User avatar #250 - zeldafaggot (05/07/2012) [-]
i mean like BLATANTLY obvious
#255 - ballsacksareus has deleted their comment.
#238 - recently whenever i said something sarcastic or ironic i would…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/07/2012 on Why Can't I Hold All This... +1
#251 - imaybeananon (05/07/2012) [-]
It's dangerous to sarcasim alone, take this.
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User avatar #241 - zeldafaggot (05/07/2012) [-]
i think its pretty obvious. like i can pretend to be stupid beyond reason and people will think im serious
#249 - ballsacksareus has deleted their comment.
User avatar #250 - zeldafaggot (05/07/2012) [-]
i mean like BLATANTLY obvious
#255 - ballsacksareus has deleted their comment.
#350 - it was a joke. look at the content. jesus people are stupid 05/06/2012 on Dentists 0
#121 - it was intentional..........................................  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2012 on Death +12
#164 - CIS White Male (05/06/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Soon.... Very Soon.... **
#74 - *zeldafaggot rolls a random image*  [+] (3 new replies) 05/06/2012 on Death +14
#119 - organicorange (05/06/2012) [-]
**organicorange laughs at zeldafaggot's stupidity**
User avatar #121 - zeldafaggot (05/06/2012) [-]
it was intentional..........................................
#164 - CIS White Male (05/06/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Soon.... Very Soon.... **
#120 - how you would eat anything else with a fork im assuming  [+] (18 new replies) 05/06/2012 on Popcorn Penis +10
User avatar #128 - thenewnuggubler (05/06/2012) [-]
the popcorn would break apart before you could get it to your mouth. think about it. a small dry piece of popcorn would break apart if you try to get on a fork, where it's impaled by at least 3 wide and flat metal tines all at once. and you could only eat one at a time, which is no fun. and considering the force required to push the fork down into the popcorn to get it on the fork, it would also crush the popcorn below it, so you end up with very small, joyless popcorn
User avatar #182 - profarnsworth (05/06/2012) [-]
the same way you eat rice with a fork. you scoop it.
User avatar #183 - thenewnuggubler (05/06/2012) [-]
that's what hands are for, then
User avatar #184 - profarnsworth (05/06/2012) [-]
i don't like eating my rice with my hands....
User avatar #187 - thenewnuggubler (05/06/2012) [-]
i meant for popcorn. and for utensils, wouldn't a spoon be more proper for scooping food? but if you're going to scoop popcorn with a fork, you're not gonna get much popcorn. hands win, then.
User avatar #188 - profarnsworth (05/06/2012) [-]
sigh. i know you meant for popcorn. a spoon would be better for scooping however spoons are for soup and ice cream. have you ever tried scooping popcorn with a fork? it can be done. and no your hands do not win because then you get a shit ton of butter on your hands which just gets annoying. fork wins.
User avatar #191 - thenewnuggubler (05/06/2012) [-]
i dont mind the butter. also, you can't fap with a fork. hand wins
#236 - fizzled (05/06/2012) [-]
Can't fap with a fork?
Not with that attitude you can't.
User avatar #238 - thenewnuggubler (05/06/2012) [-]
ah damn, i was waiting for the right moment to say that earlier, too
User avatar #192 - profarnsworth (05/06/2012) [-]
you cant? or you haven't tried?
User avatar #193 - thenewnuggubler (05/06/2012) [-]
doesn't sound like a good idea, but then again we've been arguing about forks for an hour
User avatar #194 - profarnsworth (05/06/2012) [-]
27 minutes actually
User avatar #195 - thenewnuggubler (05/06/2012) [-]
ah
User avatar #197 - thenewnuggubler (05/06/2012) [-]
it seems we are at an impasse.
#249 - geraldbostock (05/06/2012) [-]
So then give him iocane powder.
#251 - thenewnuggubler (05/06/2012) [-]
i have absolutely no idea what that is
#255 - thenewnuggubler (05/06/2012) [-]
oh, now i remember. i love that movie, just never knew the name of the poison. my favorite part
#145 - >their why? 05/06/2012 on wat. 0
#180 - tought*  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2012 on Dentists -4
#297 - CIS White Male (05/06/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #105 at I Just Realized ** lolfag
#350 - zeldafaggot (05/06/2012) [-]
it was a joke. look at the content. jesus people are stupid
#112 - Comment deleted 05/05/2012 on Math teacher +1
#1428 - **zeldafaggot rolls 9,237** but seriously... 05/04/2012 on What dafuq did I just roll? -4
#460 - to be funny? it's a pretty common type of joke. 05/03/2012 on Yup 0

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User avatar #46 - xboxlive (01/11/2012) [-]
**xboxlive rolls 80** dubs or 69
User avatar #45 - wiener (11/29/2011) [-]
1 day on fj, already 7x your content thumbs.
User avatar #39 - wiener (11/29/2011) [-]
you darn ****** , it's sean. Op has delivered
User avatar #40 to #40 - zeldafaggot (11/29/2011) [-]
no, because i won and i said your name was "straight as a circle"
User avatar #41 to #41 - wiener (11/29/2011) [-]
it was like your 6th roll, so i just pmed the guy formy new username. I thought that was kind of commen sense
User avatar #42 to #42 - zeldafaggot (11/29/2011) [-]
no, not really. and you cant just assume i know the rules you make in your head.
User avatar #43 to #43 - wiener (11/29/2011) [-]
you didnt even reply to the right comment. you replied yor roll to somebodey elses.
User avatar #44 to #44 - zeldafaggot (11/29/2011) [-]
...a continuation of your comment. your logic makes no sense.
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User avatar #17 - datifu (11/10/2011) [-]
I love you
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#9 - bobJML (11/09/2011) [-]
Hey, what's up?
User avatar #11 to #10 - zeldafaggot (11/09/2011) [-]
oh! herro friend!
#13 to #12 - bobJML (11/10/2011) [-]
LOL HAI WHATCHA DOING?
LOL HAI WHATCHA DOING?
#15 to #15 - bobJML (11/10/2011) [-]
That sure was funny and hilarious!!!  
  
Also, what's with all of the hate comments below?
That sure was funny and hilarious!!!

Also, what's with all of the hate comments below?
User avatar #16 to #16 - zeldafaggot (11/10/2011) [-]
when i was new i rolled 2 on every page. i didnt know any better
#26 to #26 - bobJML (11/11/2011) [-]
You're lying!
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User avatar #8 to #8 - zeldafaggot (11/07/2011) [-]
cap that ****
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#5 - derptacular (10/09/2011) [-]
Gahahhhh stop posting
#4 - CIS White Male (10/08/2011) [-]
STOP POSTING YOU WHORING CUNT
User avatar #2 - cubanwhiteman (10/08/2011) [-]
It's time to stop posting.
#1 - CIS White Male (10/08/2011) [-]
**** you little **** .
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