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Date Signed Up:1/07/2013
Last Login:7/25/2014
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Comment Ranking:#27401
Highest Comment Rank:#2624
Comment Thumbs: 1847 total,  1972 ,  125
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 55% (55/100)
Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Total Comments Made:397
FJ Points:1756

latest user's comments

#15 - Now hold on! It's a straightened paperclip. 07/27/2013 on Doubt or no doubt? +48
#3 - Picture 07/26/2013 on Bad days +16
#25 - I'm almost happier to see Freakazoid than a really hot Power G…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2013 on comic con 2013 cosplay comp 3 +2
User avatar #26 - tikledpikle (07/24/2013) [-]
nah man. i feel the same way.
#39 - Picture 07/22/2013 on Burn 0
#80 - How many basses does it take to change a lightbulb? None, … 07/22/2013 on Playin Bass 0
#9 - "If Matt Smith can shave his head for a movie, so can I!" 07/22/2013 on Amy Pond +17
#6 - New meaning to the term "flyweight." 07/22/2013 on Do You Even Lift? 0
#3 - Picture 07/22/2013 on Well fuck +3
#7 - Picture 07/22/2013 on At last the solution is found +3
#1 - Looking for something?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2013 on People who can't masturbate +87
#68 - hypnoso (07/23/2013) [-]
lel
#35 - RequieminMortis (07/23/2013) [-]
Now now, Ramsay, no need to be a dick about it.
#9 - Picture 07/19/2013 on Comic Con Nerds +66
#6 - Picture 07/19/2013 on Rabbits 0
#82 - Bugs Bunny: teaching us to cheat at cards and dress in drag.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2013 on Blackjack +26
User avatar #243 - blightedagent (07/19/2013) [-]
The .gif goes with this song
Trance - Live Again
#4 - Beautiful. 07/16/2013 on Can you believe it? +22
#89 - It's going from D major (or b minor), which has a sharp on bot… 07/15/2013 on Smartass composer 0
#88 - Well, Fach you, too, you mother Fächer. I am a bassbuffo… 07/15/2013 on Smartass composer +1
#19 - It's been a pleasure! 07/14/2013 on Smartass composer +1
#16 - You have no bassist for that opinion! I could really flip yo…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/14/2013 on Smartass composer +1
#18 - teramellows (07/14/2013) [-]
dude you win
#19 - zekaizer (07/14/2013) [-]
It's been a pleasure!
#17 - teramellows (07/14/2013) [-]
I'm not a huge fan of violins but I'll fuck you up if you start talking shit.
User avatar #67 - iridium (07/15/2013) [-]
I could liszt everything that's terrible about your puns, but my verdict is that it's probably a bad idea.
#88 - zekaizer (07/15/2013) [-]
Well, Fach you, too, you mother Fächer.
I am a bassbuffo, and I will Fach you up!
#14 - No way, this is too Strauss ful.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/14/2013 on Smartass composer +1
#15 - teramellows (07/14/2013) [-]
Dude you are way too clefer for the world. In fact, "I knew you were treble when you walked in."
#16 - zekaizer (07/14/2013) [-]
You have no bassist for that opinion! I could really flip you the Byrd for that.
#18 - teramellows (07/14/2013) [-]
dude you win
#19 - zekaizer (07/14/2013) [-]
It's been a pleasure!
#17 - teramellows (07/14/2013) [-]
I'm not a huge fan of violins but I'll fuck you up if you start talking shit.
User avatar #67 - iridium (07/15/2013) [-]
I could liszt everything that's terrible about your puns, but my verdict is that it's probably a bad idea.
#88 - zekaizer (07/15/2013) [-]
Well, Fach you, too, you mother Fächer.
I am a bassbuffo, and I will Fach you up!
#12 - I will take to Pärt of this.  [+] (9 new replies) 07/14/2013 on Smartass composer +1
#13 - teramellows (07/14/2013) [-]
Schubetter.
#14 - zekaizer (07/14/2013) [-]
No way, this is too Straussful.
#15 - teramellows (07/14/2013) [-]
Dude you are way too clefer for the world. In fact, "I knew you were treble when you walked in."
#16 - zekaizer (07/14/2013) [-]
You have no bassist for that opinion! I could really flip you the Byrd for that.
#18 - teramellows (07/14/2013) [-]
dude you win
#19 - zekaizer (07/14/2013) [-]
It's been a pleasure!
#17 - teramellows (07/14/2013) [-]
I'm not a huge fan of violins but I'll fuck you up if you start talking shit.
User avatar #67 - iridium (07/15/2013) [-]
I could liszt everything that's terrible about your puns, but my verdict is that it's probably a bad idea.
#88 - zekaizer (07/15/2013) [-]
Well, Fach you, too, you mother Fächer.
I am a bassbuffo, and I will Fach you up!
#9 - And once again, we are Bach with all the composer puns.  [+] (11 new replies) 07/14/2013 on Smartass composer +3
#11 - teramellows (07/14/2013) [-]
Why are you Messiaen with all that make up? Are you Haydn, Madame Butterfly?
#12 - zekaizer (07/14/2013) [-]
I will take to Pärt of this.
#13 - teramellows (07/14/2013) [-]
Schubetter.
#14 - zekaizer (07/14/2013) [-]
No way, this is too Straussful.
#15 - teramellows (07/14/2013) [-]
Dude you are way too clefer for the world. In fact, "I knew you were treble when you walked in."
#16 - zekaizer (07/14/2013) [-]
You have no bassist for that opinion! I could really flip you the Byrd for that.
#18 - teramellows (07/14/2013) [-]
dude you win
#19 - zekaizer (07/14/2013) [-]
It's been a pleasure!
#17 - teramellows (07/14/2013) [-]
I'm not a huge fan of violins but I'll fuck you up if you start talking shit.
User avatar #67 - iridium (07/15/2013) [-]
I could liszt everything that's terrible about your puns, but my verdict is that it's probably a bad idea.
#88 - zekaizer (07/15/2013) [-]
Well, Fach you, too, you mother Fächer.
I am a bassbuffo, and I will Fach you up!
#262 - What this guy said. There's a reason why I was useless in phys… 07/13/2013 on Snake haired bitch 0
#91 - In the long term, it breaks your DNA, and kills you by making …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2013 on Snake haired bitch +26
User avatar #242 - popkornking (07/13/2013) [-]
Shorter wavelength, higher frequency though
#262 - zekaizer (07/13/2013) [-]
What this guy said. There's a reason why I was useless in physics class...
#101 - Thumb down if thumb whores annoy you. 07/12/2013 on I.. am.. ON A MOVIE! +2
#238 - Indeed. 07/12/2013 on Beating the horse one last... +1
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