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zekaizer

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Date Signed Up:1/07/2013
Last Login:7/25/2016
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#11 - Maternal brutality. So. Much. Worse. 04/30/2015 on We called your mothers 0
#115 - Comment deleted 04/30/2015 on (untitled) 0
#43 - Let it go, man. Just let it go.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2015 on Mulan +26
#52 - skeletorexplains (04/30/2015) [-]
I'm kinda angry you didn't use the frozen gif...
#42 - THAT WOULD BE AMAZING. Just think of the avalanche sc…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2015 on Mulan +3
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#45 - princekyle (04/30/2015) [-]
It would be fricken incredible.
#162 - I don't need feminism, because I enjoy traveling to the Middle… 04/30/2015 on Womenagainstfeminism 0
#35 - lol don't worry about it. I took a biblical history … 04/30/2015 on Jesus Christ 0
#33 - At any rate, it was teenage Jesus. The point of the book was t… 04/30/2015 on Jesus Christ 0
#30 - I meant non-canonical in the religious sense, that is, not inc…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/30/2015 on Jesus Christ 0
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#32 - burningchimera (04/30/2015) [-]
Well don't i feel silly
#35 - zekaizer (04/30/2015) [-]
lol don't worry about it.

I took a biblical history class a few years ago, and I'm still rattling off these responses like I've been cramming for the short-answer section of my final!

In all honesty though, scriptural history is fascinating, if you're into archeology or anthropology, or just history in general.

Bonus fun fact: using references to current events in Revelation, scholars have placed the writing of that particular and trippy as balls book to somewhere within 69 A.D. The biggest hint? The temple in Jerusalem wasn't a fuck-huge pile of rubble, which it was a year later. If you're going on about the end of everything, the center of your people's spiritual life would probably make the top ten list of horrifying events. It would be the equivalent of no one mentioning that the Vatican was nuked.
#2 - The "all men must have my haircut" thing happened, s… 04/30/2015 on Admin kills 15 mods 0
#2 - Dat nut, really. 04/30/2015 on Deez nuts 0