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Date Signed Up:1/07/2013
Last Login:10/24/2014
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Comment Ranking:#1997
Highest Comment Rank:#1996
Comment Thumbs: 3015 total,  3172 ,  157
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 93% (93/100)
Level 224 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 225 Comments: Mind Blower
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Total Comments Made:432
FJ Points:2494

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#217 - So, essentially, "tough **** , bro?" 12/10/2013 on Back up your story, bro! 0
#97 - Why not raise both wages?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2013 on Back up your story, bro! +5
User avatar #184 - marsupilami (12/10/2013) [-]
because military wages come out of my taxes and raising minimum wage will just cause the prices of everything to go up in the longer run. further hurting the poor
#217 - zekaizer (12/10/2013) [-]
So, essentially, "tough shit, bro?"
#34 - It looks like a convention. The man speaking is John Barrowman… 12/09/2013 on Captain Jack +3
#48 - Alto Clef: dbccbaf Tenor Clef: bgaagfd Want to se… 12/05/2013 on lol. +1
#47 - I'm guessing you're German? 12/05/2013 on lol. +2
#453 - Picture 12/05/2013 on Not a funny comic 0
#191 - The problem with a lot of ancient manuscripts is that they are…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2013 on Not a funny comic 0
User avatar #202 - wolviewolverine (12/05/2013) [-]
>implying modern technologies do not allow photocopies
>implying church has nothing to hide, but some "ancient" harmless manuscripts
#453 - zekaizer (12/05/2013) [-]
#70 - Duly noted. 12/04/2013 on Lost her E 0
#7 - She's trying to open a pill case, and pulls too hard. The pill…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2013 on Lost her E +40
User avatar #131 - hoursofglass (12/04/2013) [-]
They're altoids
User avatar #68 - lepokerface (12/04/2013) [-]
Its not pills its smints
#70 - zekaizer (12/04/2013) [-]
Duly noted.
#1 - I don't know if it's just me, but I don't like getting stabbed…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2013 on Orange is the New Black 0
User avatar #10 - haqq (12/03/2013) [-]
subtract the crazy bitches. i mean just what prison offers, not the extra stuff that the government doesn't give you
#23 - "Why is there a hole in our tent?" "There w… 12/01/2013 on it's shiny morning, sir..... 0
#155 - Hey, a guy can dream, right? 11/30/2013 on 2015 Looks Promising 0
#27 - OH NO, THE GOVERNMENT NOW KNOWS I LIKE GANGBANG PORN. WHAT A C… 11/30/2013 on Thanks Obama 0
#148 - Though it isn't called The Piece of Eden, there is a potential…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/30/2013 on 2015 Looks Promising 0
#152 - comradewinter (11/30/2013) [-]
You mean this?

www.imdb.com/title/tt2094766/

Because he's only rumored to star in it.
#155 - zekaizer (11/30/2013) [-]
Hey, a guy can dream, right?
#4 - Only regret? HA! I can turn alcohol into both regret and shame!  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2013 on Milkahol +1
#8 - taurusguy (11/29/2013) [-]
I turn my life, aka time into regret and shame, top that.
#70 - thirsteternum (11/29/2013) [-]
i am regret and shame incarnate!

i wanna die...
#13 - EVERYBODY! Almost every nerf gun is designed to fit an adult m… 11/27/2013 on Never too old for anything... +44
#8 - I'M JEAN VALJEAN!! 11/26/2013 on ID10T +2
#26 - 1. Dead 2. Dead 3. Dead 4. Fat, old, white-haired,… 11/25/2013 on Jizz projected everywhere +5
#19 - Picture 11/24/2013 on The 13th +22
#18 - Comment deleted 11/24/2013 on The 13th 0
#14 - He is Scottish.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/24/2013 on The 13th +3
User avatar #231 - elmarcocfc (11/24/2013) [-]
From Glasgow. Can confirm that is is an accurate way of telling when one is from Scotland.
#17 - sigcurtis (11/24/2013) [-]
#19 - zekaizer (11/24/2013) [-]
#18 - zekaizer has deleted their comment.
#13 - As a classical musician, all I have to say is... 11/19/2013 on Meanwhile on NSFW Brony 0
#8 - For the benefit of those who don't know the cyrillic alphabet,… 11/19/2013 on Russia on Drugs 0
#15 - A very violent tree, 11/19/2013 on Futurama 0
#23 - You should always wear clean underwear because JESUS CHRIST IN… 11/19/2013 on Then and now +1
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