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Date Signed Up:1/07/2013
Last Login:10/21/2014
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#453 - Picture 12/05/2013 on Not a funny comic 0
#191 - The problem with a lot of ancient manuscripts is that they are…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2013 on Not a funny comic 0
User avatar #202 - wolviewolverine (12/05/2013) [-]
>implying modern technologies do not allow photocopies
>implying church has nothing to hide, but some "ancient" harmless manuscripts
#453 - zekaizer (12/05/2013) [-]
#70 - Duly noted. 12/04/2013 on Lost her E 0
#7 - She's trying to open a pill case, and pulls too hard. The pill…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2013 on Lost her E +40
User avatar #131 - hoursofglass (12/04/2013) [-]
They're altoids
User avatar #68 - lepokerface (12/04/2013) [-]
Its not pills its smints
#70 - zekaizer (12/04/2013) [-]
Duly noted.
#1 - I don't know if it's just me, but I don't like getting stabbed…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2013 on Orange is the New Black 0
User avatar #10 - haqq (12/03/2013) [-]
subtract the crazy bitches. i mean just what prison offers, not the extra stuff that the government doesn't give you
#23 - "Why is there a hole in our tent?" "There w… 12/01/2013 on it's shiny morning, sir..... 0
#155 - Hey, a guy can dream, right? 11/30/2013 on 2015 Looks Promising 0
#27 - OH NO, THE GOVERNMENT NOW KNOWS I LIKE GANGBANG PORN. WHAT A C… 11/30/2013 on Thanks Obama 0
#148 - Though it isn't called The Piece of Eden, there is a potential…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/30/2013 on 2015 Looks Promising 0
#152 - comradewinter (11/30/2013) [-]
You mean this?

www.imdb.com/title/tt2094766/

Because he's only rumored to star in it.
#155 - zekaizer (11/30/2013) [-]
Hey, a guy can dream, right?
#4 - Only regret? HA! I can turn alcohol into both regret and shame!  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2013 on Milkahol +1
#8 - taurusguy (11/29/2013) [-]
I turn my life, aka time into regret and shame, top that.
#70 - thirsteternum (11/29/2013) [-]
i am regret and shame incarnate!

i wanna die...
#13 - EVERYBODY! Almost every nerf gun is designed to fit an adult m… 11/27/2013 on Never too old for anything... +44
#8 - I'M JEAN VALJEAN!! 11/26/2013 on ID10T +2
#26 - 1. Dead 2. Dead 3. Dead 4. Fat, old, white-haired,… 11/25/2013 on Jizz projected everywhere +5
#19 - Picture 11/24/2013 on The 13th +22
#18 - Comment deleted 11/24/2013 on The 13th 0
#14 - He is Scottish.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/24/2013 on The 13th +3
User avatar #231 - elmarcocfc (11/24/2013) [-]
From Glasgow. Can confirm that is is an accurate way of telling when one is from Scotland.
#17 - sigcurtis (11/24/2013) [-]
#19 - zekaizer (11/24/2013) [-]
#18 - zekaizer has deleted their comment.
#13 - As a classical musician, all I have to say is... 11/19/2013 on Meanwhile on NSFW Brony 0
#8 - For the benefit of those who don't know the cyrillic alphabet,… 11/19/2013 on Russia on Drugs 0
#15 - A very violent tree, 11/19/2013 on Futurama 0
#23 - You should always wear clean underwear because JESUS CHRIST IN… 11/19/2013 on Then and now +1
#76 - "You wouldn't really call a psychopath murderer on her, w… 11/19/2013 on British American 0
#4 - Hey, they're actors. Generally speaking, we lie on camera a lot. 11/15/2013 on I Can Relate +1
#16 - I realize actors inhabit their roles, but this is getting ridi…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on "I have done that,... +41
User avatar #81 - tkfourtwoone (11/13/2013) [-]
While Hemsworth is the big, buffed dumb blonde?

Yep, I think you're up to something
#11 - Not to split hairs, but... 11/11/2013 on Dot Dot Dot +5
#6 - God DAMMIT, Jaegermeister is GERMAN, and means "master …  [+] (9 new replies) 11/11/2013 on The More You Know +81
User avatar #47 - muffinzexe (11/11/2013) [-]
Oh, Rehgott.
We actually are Deer worshipers.
#36 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/11/2013) [-]
Yeah I think it totally wasn't a joke
#29 - awesomechardey (11/11/2013) [-]
Thank you my friend!
#25 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/11/2013) [-]
^ This guy knows his shit. The dear is meant to be a mythical stag that would bring a good hunting season. I'm so tired of dumbass people that cant even be bothered or are most likely too young to go check the Jagermeister webpage to verify their so call "facts"
User avatar #8 - guerkchen (11/11/2013) [-]
You are right man. Female deers are called "Rehe" and the male ones are "Hirsche" so it wouldn´t make any sense.

User avatar #9 - stultum (11/11/2013) [-]
Actually, the deer on the jaegermeister bottle is known as a 'Hirsch' not because it is male, but because it is actually a different species.

Rehe are smaller, have less elaborate antlers, and are exclusive to Europe. In german, the female 'Hirsch' is called a 'Hirschkuh' (deer-cow), the stag a 'Hirschbock' (Deer-billy-goat) Same with the 'Reh' Other european languages have similar distinctions.


Even many Europeans don't know the difference, especially those who live in cities.
#11 - trailoftears (11/11/2013) [-]
Grundlegende Tierkunde, fuck yeah!
#13 - frankyninefour (11/11/2013) [-]
scheiß drauf hauptsache es schmeckt!
also der schnaps und das fleisch
User avatar #7 - discipl (11/11/2013) [-]
I am aware it means master hunter, I looked it up myself. But even if it wasn't intentional, its still a pretty awesome coincidence.
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