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Date Signed Up:1/07/2013
Last Login:12/22/2014
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#6 - You know, it's possible to wear a ring out of sentiment. I mea…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/01/2014 on Just give him an oscar 0
User avatar #7 - thenewgizmobox (02/01/2014) [-]
that's just what i was told, you can go watch the movie and look at his ring finger to prove me wrong if you want.
#16 - vgcollosus (02/02/2014) [-]
sourcefed.com/end-inception-de-coded/
There ya go m8, it's at about 3 minutes. You were right in what the ring means, he just isn't wearing the ring when he spins the whirlgig.
#24 - bigmaeck (02/02/2014) [-]
Dat gif, is perfect
User avatar #15 - lyiat (02/02/2014) [-]
I can go back and watch it, or I can acknowledge that Christopher Nolan said you're wrong and that he knows more than you.
#23 - I will be beaten to death with a crowbar. 01/30/2014 on QWOP 0
#7 - On a related note, this is basically what the regeneration loo… 01/28/2014 on How many regens to piss off... +1
#191 - megashare dot ca still has it. to avoid spam filters: mega… 01/26/2014 on A Whole Two Days 0
#213 - No matter how cool that is, you must never forget your towel. 01/26/2014 on Want? 0
#18 - I know, right!? I do that enough for at least three people! 01/26/2014 on why cant men love cats also? 0
#7 - franken franime?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2014 on Damn Japanese Game Shows +4
#8 - lilRican (01/25/2014) [-]
Franken Franime.
#5 - That jump, though. 01/25/2014 on Obamascare -1
#3 - "I remember having hands...but then I bought a .50 calibe… 01/25/2014 on come at me dinosaur +27
#11 - Let me tell you why that's a bad idea.  [+] (7 new replies) 01/25/2014 on hmm +18
#31 - kiwirulestwo (01/25/2014) [-]
I don't know brother
I think AM beats glados by a longshot
#73 - anonymous (01/25/2014) [-]
What is the book called?
User avatar #43 - enteroreninenine (01/25/2014) [-]
Who is AM?
User avatar #45 - kiwirulestwo (01/25/2014) [-]
basically AM was a supercomputer that grew sentience. Because he's a computer, he can't do anything and he believes his life is a tortured existence. He is connected to all of the worlds computers so he basically decided to nuke everyone. He keeps five people alive for 109 years just so that he has something to torture.
Look up the book, "I have no mouth yet I must scream." It's a pretty cool story
User avatar #42 - thetom (01/25/2014) [-]
who? might i ask?
User avatar #46 - kiwirulestwo (01/25/2014) [-]
basically AM was a supercomputer that grew sentience. Because he's a computer, he can't do anything and he believes his life is a tortured existence. He is connected to all of the worlds computers so he basically decided to nuke everyone. He keeps five people alive for 109 years just so that he has something to torture.
Look up the book, "I have no mouth yet I must scream." It's a pretty cool story
#65 - anonymous (01/25/2014) [-]
Eh, it's an alright story. I didn't think all that much of it- neither does it's creator- since I don't grasp how a computer is meant to be some sort of reality warper.

The video game was cool tho.
#8 - Once. 01/22/2014 on MLB Fail -1
#8 - Like so? 01/22/2014 on well id die 0
#52 - Rowling said it in an interview. She gives that as the reason … 01/22/2014 on More Harry Potter Facts +1
#85 - Then his scope is ****** . 01/21/2014 on listen nigga 0
#153 - Consider it euthanasia. 01/20/2014 on what a dick but nice move 0
#122 - People kill people. Guns make it incredibly easy. 01/20/2014 on So If... 0
#448 - While wearing boxers, If we are careless, or really drun… 01/20/2014 on Tumblr learns about boys 0
#3 - And then he caused 10's regeneration by getting locked in a gl…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2014 on Partners in crime. 0
User avatar #4 - spakpak (01/20/2014) [-]
he had to fufill the prophecy
#5 - Our president, the approximately 6'2", charismatic, baske…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/19/2014 on dat look +5
#8 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
Barack is a dictator who has broken every promise he has given
#54 - semisane (01/19/2014) [-]
mfw you think a guy who could just barely get a fucking medicare bill through congress is a dictator
#48 - kaboomz (01/19/2014) [-]
DICTATOR
#12 - nervaaurelius (01/19/2014) [-]
Dictator?
#3 - It's probably just a phase. 01/18/2014 on Bidirectional gear +75
#75 - And it was so bad, he actually gave up.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2014 on I wonder how Amy is doing... +4
User avatar #128 - holycrapimacupcake (01/17/2014) [-]
When a man like that gives up, you know you done fucked up.
#277 - What I tried to say was that dogs can handle an omnivorous die…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2014 on I agree with this 0
User avatar #345 - omninickk (01/17/2014) [-]
Right... I see what you mean now. Could have been worded a bit better, but I can see your point and you're completely right. However, what happened to your dog sounds horrible. It's a real shame that they don't know better and that we are unable to educate them the way we wish, but it's nice that your dog is completely better though
#8 - Dogs can eat almost anything that we can (they actually evolve…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/16/2014 on I agree with this +3
User avatar #11 - omninickk (01/16/2014) [-]
People think that dogs have evolved further than wolves in terms of digestion and starch, but they really haven't. Dogs share over 90% of their mitochondrial DNA with wolves and although you can add artificially produced enzymes to their food, it will not work for them. Dogs need to be fed meat or else they will become extremely malnourished. Signs of undernourishment include the bone structure of their head being overly visible, the faded pink tone to their nose (although dogs can have many different nose coloring's) and their interest in food is based on the direction of their nose. Dogs must be fed meat because their bodies are evolved around the consumption of meat and so they are at peak fitness and well being when regularly consuming meats that they would consume generally. True, they are better than wolves at consuming a wide range of foods, but that doesn't mean that it is easy for them at all. Without meat, dogs are just as weak as cats without meat. Now, I know nothing about cats, so I can't comment on those.

TL;DR: Dogs need meat in their diets and aren't evolved well enough to consume a wider diet.
#12 - anonymous (01/16/2014) [-]
I think what hes saying is that they can eat some types of processed food that would be destructive to wolves. Like chocolate (in small quantities).
User avatar #13 - omninickk (01/16/2014) [-]
Well... Dogs CAN handle chocolate, but the odds of even small amounts is far too dangerous to attempt. However, I understand his point now, but my response is still valid.
#277 - zekaizer (01/17/2014) [-]
What I tried to say was that dogs can handle an omnivorous diet. Total exclusion of meat is not a good idea, but they can handle stuff like grains. unless they develop an allergy. I have to give my 15 y/o golden/terrier/whoknowswhat benadryl every day

Chocolate, however, is still a terrible idea. I have a black lab who nabbed a 72% cocoa brick from the kitchen when we were cooking. We found the slobbery wrapper within minutes, and took her to the vet.

Some ipecac, activated charcoal, and a saline injection for dehydration later, she was back home.
she was puking bits gobs of chocolate and activated charcoal until 3:00 am.
Outside.
In December.

Pic related, it's the kind of chocolate bar.
User avatar #345 - omninickk (01/17/2014) [-]
Right... I see what you mean now. Could have been worded a bit better, but I can see your point and you're completely right. However, what happened to your dog sounds horrible. It's a real shame that they don't know better and that we are unable to educate them the way we wish, but it's nice that your dog is completely better though
#9 - Through careful scrutiny, I have come to a conclusion. … 01/16/2014 on Wait ... What ... oh we are... 0
#6 - She looks like the non-psychopath version of Summer Glau durin…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2014 on Wait ... What ... oh we are... +2
#7 - anonymous (01/16/2014) [-]
That's funny, I thought she looked like kaylee
#9 - zekaizer (01/16/2014) [-]
Through careful scrutiny, I have come to a conclusion.

She has Kaylee's round face/head, but with River's features.
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