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#311 - What trigger discipline? Get the spackle, because the…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/24/2013 on Title 0
#313 - jaergerjaquez has deleted their comment.
#315 - zekaizer (12/24/2013) [-]
"It was an accident, officer, I swear!"
#316 - jaergerjaquez has deleted their comment.
#7 - Comment deleted 12/23/2013 on Beef 0
#5 - >mfw I'm impressed. 12/23/2013 on that can't be allowed +1
#14 - Dude, you kissed femanon last night. I remember. Toung…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2013 on Men and Women +4
User avatar #22 - zeroxnight (12/20/2013) [-]
i went too far. woke up and saw the horror of the previous night. that was a wake up call for me and I have quit drinking
#109 - There are times when rational thought is mercilessly beaten by…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2013 on with fire 0
User avatar #155 - sanguinesolitude (12/20/2013) [-]
rationality can override icky feelings in most men
#74 - I saw that right when the tail started moving. With cats, that… 12/19/2013 on cats are just lovely 0
#2 - Me [mildly pissed at first]: Act for you? You want me to act f… 12/19/2013 on Do the thing +4
#13 - How the **** did he touch that with his hand?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2013 on with fire 0
User avatar #89 - sanguinesolitude (12/20/2013) [-]
they are harmless.
#109 - zekaizer (12/20/2013) [-]
There are times when rational thought is mercilessly beaten by that soul-pervading feeling of ICK. This is one of those times.
User avatar #155 - sanguinesolitude (12/20/2013) [-]
rationality can override icky feelings in most men
#62 - Ladies and gentlemen, a logical and rational conversation on t… 12/19/2013 on maybe some funnys 0
#7 - Ta-daa!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2013 on Thanks Obama 4 +72
#9 - kaboomz (12/18/2013) [-]
#3 - Picture 12/17/2013 on Wincest +3
#71 - The episodes were aired in the wrong order, and it was lined u…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2013 on I Would Pay Anything 0
User avatar #89 - psydoc (12/16/2013) [-]
Some of the critics really didn't understand the series. They didn't understand why a futuristic show would have rustic elements. They couldn't understand the idea that in their universe some planets would be frontier planets where poor people just barely get by. So they described it like it was about a western in space. Considering there was a bad movie called Space Cowboys a couple of years earlier, I don't think that helped.

Fox also seemed to completely misunderstand what the show was about. "Fox was not happy that the show involved the 'nobodies' who 'get squished by policy" instead of the actual policy makers.'" To me that would be like someone telling George Lucas that Star Wars should have been about the Empire, instead of the nephew of a farmer.
User avatar #102 - sphincterface (12/17/2013) [-]
Well I thought the whole rustic futuristic theme was what made it so darn cool. I loved the whole ideas of ships that really aren't that fancy looking. Plus the guns were awesome...
User avatar #103 - psydoc (12/18/2013) [-]
Right, I thought it made perfect sense. Not everyone will be wealthy in the future and have new things, and settlers wouldn't be expected to be the wealthiest people.

I'd give up my favorite show now, to get Firefly back.
#5 - It doesn't help that three of them are corpses, four more are …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/14/2013 on Doctah +1
User avatar #7 - companioncombined (12/14/2013) [-]
Wait, why does Chris Eccleston hate BBC?
#15 - abcdxyz (12/14/2013) [-]
He hated the people running the show when he was the doctor, and even though there were new people he didn't feel comfortable coming back
User avatar #11 - thebestpieever (12/14/2013) [-]
He never said he hated the BBC, but he said that he felt very uncomfortable about the people running the show and that actors get a lot of a bad wrap and he's eaten his fair share of shit.
User avatar #6 - thebestpieever (12/14/2013) [-]
Oh, I get that it's the best they could do. I am not saying they're lazy or anything.
That doesn't change the fact that it's bad.
#20 - I rather liked Midnight, goes to show you can do creepy even w… 12/13/2013 on NOPE! +7
#83 - YOU HAD TO LEARN THAT SONG, TOO!!?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2013 on Yarmulke Shenanigans 0
User avatar #86 - landerp (12/11/2013) [-]
Shalom, chaverim,
Shalom, chaverim,
Shalom, shalom;
L'hitra'ot,
L'hitra'ot,
Shalom, shalom.
Shalom, o my friends,

Learned that shit like the back of my hand for the Christmas concert
#135 - Generally speaking, I would choose "might have drowned&qu… 12/11/2013 on for science +3
#217 - So, essentially, "tough **** , bro?" 12/10/2013 on Back up your story, bro! 0
#97 - Why not raise both wages?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2013 on Back up your story, bro! +5
User avatar #184 - marsupilami (12/10/2013) [-]
because military wages come out of my taxes and raising minimum wage will just cause the prices of everything to go up in the longer run. further hurting the poor
#217 - zekaizer (12/10/2013) [-]
So, essentially, "tough shit, bro?"
#34 - It looks like a convention. The man speaking is John Barrowman… 12/09/2013 on Captain Jack +3
#48 - Alto Clef: dbccbaf Tenor Clef: bgaagfd Want to se… 12/05/2013 on lol. +1
#47 - I'm guessing you're German? 12/05/2013 on lol. +2
#453 - Picture 12/05/2013 on Not a funny comic 0
#191 - The problem with a lot of ancient manuscripts is that they are…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2013 on Not a funny comic 0
User avatar #202 - wolviewolverine (12/05/2013) [-]
>implying modern technologies do not allow photocopies
>implying church has nothing to hide, but some "ancient" harmless manuscripts
#453 - zekaizer (12/05/2013) [-]
#70 - Duly noted. 12/04/2013 on Lost her E 0
#7 - She's trying to open a pill case, and pulls too hard. The pill…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2013 on Lost her E +40
User avatar #131 - hoursofglass (12/04/2013) [-]
They're altoids
User avatar #68 - lepokerface (12/04/2013) [-]
Its not pills its smints
#70 - zekaizer (12/04/2013) [-]
Duly noted.
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