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#11 - That works, too... 01/06/2014 on Mres and hunting +1
#8 - Any camping supply store/website. REI, Bass Pro, Cabe…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/06/2014 on Mres and hunting +1
User avatar #10 - Rei (01/06/2014) [-]
oh
#11 - zekaizer (01/06/2014) [-]
That works, too...
User avatar #9 - hydrosbro (01/06/2014) [-]
I want to eat this for a whole month if I ever get the money.
#12 - zekaizer (01/06/2014) [-]
No you don't.

If not for the intestinal consequences, it just gets boring.
User avatar #14 - hydrosbro (01/06/2014) [-]
How does it get boring?
#16 - zekaizer (01/06/2014) [-]
Generally speaking, there isn't a huge amount of variation with the content of MRE'S.

Consider it Variations on Foil-Packaged Theme by Bass Pro. They don't taste bad, though.
#95 - Yeah. 01/04/2014 on It's gonna be a thing 0
#12 - Then they should all reread Hamlet. 01/04/2014 on Title 0
#7 - This is either redneck or the English nobility. I'm really not…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2014 on Title +2
User avatar #11 - jackmanagan (01/03/2014) [-]
inb4 the brits thumb u to oblivion.
#12 - zekaizer (01/04/2014) [-]
Then they should all reread Hamlet.
#13 - Listen to Tom Baker talk in any of his modern interviews. He s…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2014 on Thoughts on a Clock. ERJ 0
User avatar #14 - butterisgood (01/02/2014) [-]
Yeah i noticed that, except most people's voice changes when they get older, and it would have fit, you know?
#94 - Mostly because no one could stand him as a person. As…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/31/2013 on For every action... +10
User avatar #124 - FapAccount (12/31/2013) [-]
Truly ahead of his time.
User avatar #114 - dandamanzx (12/31/2013) [-]
So he was the first shitposter?
#106 - kelex (12/31/2013) [-]
He loved a girl who shared the same feeling to him, though, but Newton was too shy to propose to her, until she got tired of waiting and married another guy (because of family, I believe)
#6 - 12 Doctors, 13 personalities, 14 regenerations. It's weird. 12/31/2013 on Horton hears a doctor +5
#5 - Don't forget this one! It wasn't an automatic regeneration…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2013 on Horton hears a doctor +3
#6 - zekaizer (12/31/2013) [-]
12 Doctors, 13 personalities, 14 regenerations.

It's weird.
#1 - Moffat said that they won't **** with the numberi…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/31/2013 on Horton hears a doctor +4
User avatar #4 - itemexchange (12/31/2013) [-]
well yea even if 10 regenerated twice he was always still the 10th doctor...he was stil lhim look and personality
kinda like how americans say we have so many presidents and if one serves 2 terms (or in one guys case 4) we still count him as 1 president tho he went more than once
#3 - tombbmot (12/31/2013) [-]
I was thinking of regenerations
#5 - zekaizer (12/31/2013) [-]
Don't forget this one!
It wasn't an automatic regeneration...
it was regeneration...
by hand
#6 - zekaizer (12/31/2013) [-]
12 Doctors, 13 personalities, 14 regenerations.

It's weird.
#16 - It's not that he can't physically go to New York. The proble… 12/27/2013 on Not a spoiler 0
#35 - She says it's the reason why Dumbledore didn't do anything to … 12/25/2013 on Don't stop Dumblin' 0
#315 - "It was an accident, officer, I swear!"  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2013 on Title 0
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#311 - What trigger discipline? Get the spackle, because the…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/24/2013 on Title 0
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#315 - zekaizer (12/24/2013) [-]
"It was an accident, officer, I swear!"
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#7 - What do you call a cow with two legs? lean beef 12/23/2013 on Beef 0
#5 - >mfw I'm impressed. 12/23/2013 on that can't be allowed +1
#14 - Dude, you kissed femanon last night. I remember. Toung…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2013 on Men and Women +4
User avatar #22 - zeroxnight (12/20/2013) [-]
i went too far. woke up and saw the horror of the previous night. that was a wake up call for me and I have quit drinking
#109 - There are times when rational thought is mercilessly beaten by…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2013 on with fire 0
User avatar #155 - sanguinesolitude (12/20/2013) [-]
rationality can override icky feelings in most men
#74 - I saw that right when the tail started moving. With cats, that… 12/19/2013 on cats are just lovely 0
#2 - Me [mildly pissed at first]: Act for you? You want me to act f… 12/19/2013 on Do the thing +4
#13 - How the **** did he touch that with his hand?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2013 on with fire 0
User avatar #89 - sanguinesolitude (12/20/2013) [-]
they are harmless.
#109 - zekaizer (12/20/2013) [-]
There are times when rational thought is mercilessly beaten by that soul-pervading feeling of ICK. This is one of those times.
User avatar #155 - sanguinesolitude (12/20/2013) [-]
rationality can override icky feelings in most men
#62 - Ladies and gentlemen, a logical and rational conversation on t… 12/19/2013 on maybe some funnys 0
#7 - Ta-daa!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2013 on Thanks Obama 4 +72
#9 - kaboomz (12/18/2013) [-]
#3 - Picture 12/17/2013 on Wincest +3
#71 - The episodes were aired in the wrong order, and it was lined u…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2013 on I Would Pay Anything 0
User avatar #89 - psydoc (12/16/2013) [-]
Some of the critics really didn't understand the series. They didn't understand why a futuristic show would have rustic elements. They couldn't understand the idea that in their universe some planets would be frontier planets where poor people just barely get by. So they described it like it was about a western in space. Considering there was a bad movie called Space Cowboys a couple of years earlier, I don't think that helped.

Fox also seemed to completely misunderstand what the show was about. "Fox was not happy that the show involved the 'nobodies' who 'get squished by policy" instead of the actual policy makers.'" To me that would be like someone telling George Lucas that Star Wars should have been about the Empire, instead of the nephew of a farmer.
User avatar #102 - sphincterface (12/17/2013) [-]
Well I thought the whole rustic futuristic theme was what made it so darn cool. I loved the whole ideas of ships that really aren't that fancy looking. Plus the guns were awesome...
User avatar #103 - psydoc (12/18/2013) [-]
Right, I thought it made perfect sense. Not everyone will be wealthy in the future and have new things, and settlers wouldn't be expected to be the wealthiest people.

I'd give up my favorite show now, to get Firefly back.
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