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#3 - It's probably just a phase. 01/18/2014 on Bidirectional gear +75
#75 - And it was so bad, he actually gave up.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2014 on I wonder how Amy is doing... +4
User avatar #128 - holycrapimacupcake (01/17/2014) [-]
When a man like that gives up, you know you done fucked up.
#277 - What I tried to say was that dogs can handle an omnivorous die…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2014 on I agree with this 0
User avatar #345 - omninickk (01/17/2014) [-]
Right... I see what you mean now. Could have been worded a bit better, but I can see your point and you're completely right. However, what happened to your dog sounds horrible. It's a real shame that they don't know better and that we are unable to educate them the way we wish, but it's nice that your dog is completely better though
#8 - Dogs can eat almost anything that we can (they actually evolve…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/16/2014 on I agree with this +3
User avatar #11 - omninickk (01/16/2014) [-]
People think that dogs have evolved further than wolves in terms of digestion and starch, but they really haven't. Dogs share over 90% of their mitochondrial DNA with wolves and although you can add artificially produced enzymes to their food, it will not work for them. Dogs need to be fed meat or else they will become extremely malnourished. Signs of undernourishment include the bone structure of their head being overly visible, the faded pink tone to their nose (although dogs can have many different nose coloring's) and their interest in food is based on the direction of their nose. Dogs must be fed meat because their bodies are evolved around the consumption of meat and so they are at peak fitness and well being when regularly consuming meats that they would consume generally. True, they are better than wolves at consuming a wide range of foods, but that doesn't mean that it is easy for them at all. Without meat, dogs are just as weak as cats without meat. Now, I know nothing about cats, so I can't comment on those.

TL;DR: Dogs need meat in their diets and aren't evolved well enough to consume a wider diet.
#12 - CIS White Male (01/16/2014) [-]
I think what hes saying is that they can eat some types of processed food that would be destructive to wolves. Like chocolate (in small quantities).
User avatar #13 - omninickk (01/16/2014) [-]
Well... Dogs CAN handle chocolate, but the odds of even small amounts is far too dangerous to attempt. However, I understand his point now, but my response is still valid.
#277 - zekaizer (01/17/2014) [-]
What I tried to say was that dogs can handle an omnivorous diet. Total exclusion of meat is not a good idea, but they can handle stuff like grains. unless they develop an allergy. I have to give my 15 y/o golden/terrier/whoknowswhat benadryl every day

Chocolate, however, is still a terrible idea. I have a black lab who nabbed a 72% cocoa brick from the kitchen when we were cooking. We found the slobbery wrapper within minutes, and took her to the vet.

Some ipecac, activated charcoal, and a saline injection for dehydration later, she was back home.
she was puking bits gobs of chocolate and activated charcoal until 3:00 am.
Outside.
In December.

Pic related, it's the kind of chocolate bar.
User avatar #345 - omninickk (01/17/2014) [-]
Right... I see what you mean now. Could have been worded a bit better, but I can see your point and you're completely right. However, what happened to your dog sounds horrible. It's a real shame that they don't know better and that we are unable to educate them the way we wish, but it's nice that your dog is completely better though
#9 - Through careful scrutiny, I have come to a conclusion. … 01/16/2014 on Wait ... What ... oh we are... 0
#6 - She looks like the non-psychopath version of Summer Glau durin…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2014 on Wait ... What ... oh we are... +2
#7 - CIS White Male (01/16/2014) [-]
That's funny, I thought she looked like kaylee
#9 - zekaizer (01/16/2014) [-]
Through careful scrutiny, I have come to a conclusion.

She has Kaylee's round face/head, but with River's features.
#1 - I wish he could always think that fast. 01/15/2014 on tumblrjunk +2
#10 - Nooooooo... When you're hung over, eggs are a very go… 01/15/2014 on 4chan Egg Bowl 0
#8 - High protein, usually cooked with butter and/or milk, so high …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/15/2014 on 4chan Egg Bowl +3
User avatar #9 - youhei (01/15/2014) [-]
ah

i thought it wa some kind of cruel thing to do to somebody that's hung over that you would have to have been hung over to understand
#10 - zekaizer (01/15/2014) [-]
Nooooooo...

When you're hung over, eggs are a very good thing. Pretty much any diner-style breakfast is good for a hangover.

damn... now I want some corn beef hash...
#3 - This is roughly equal to one year at college for me. … 01/14/2014 on dinner for two 0
#1 - Then you hit the brakes, and the cat goes absolutely **…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2014 on Cat Physics 0
User avatar #3 - KayRed (01/14/2014) [-]
Even better, hit a tree. The airbag will send that cat flying out the back. You might now have a cat left, but I'm half convinced they are invincible, so try it.
#8 - have the infinite loop version, everyone! 01/14/2014 on More Sausage. 0
#12 - Holy **** ... That's approaching the "pre… 01/14/2014 on Burn 0
#9 - Boner of Steel.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2014 on Truly, a Superman 0
User avatar #11 - ehzio (01/14/2014) [-]
Clark Cunt
#16 - And then there was that one time they hovered over South Africa... 01/14/2014 on Aliens +8
#10 - In one of the sequels (The Restaurant at the End of the Univer…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2014 on 42 now makes sense +2
User avatar #47 - inoland (01/15/2014) [-]
oh okay thanks. I think I stopped reading part way through the.... I want to say fourth one. I know I rad 1 and 2, and im pretty sure I read all of 3. I think its four I stopped... It was a while ago so i could have been number three
User avatar #37 - mutantpanda (01/13/2014) [-]
For those who are curious the question to life, the universe, and everything is what is six times nine?
#66 - It's called "twisting" or "crossfading." … 01/12/2014 on "memeinq" 0
#367 - Why is that? serious question, not picking a fight  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2014 on Countries That Use Fahrenheit 0
User avatar #368 - iamkagji (01/12/2014) [-]
Fahrenheit is based off the temperature of the human body. The original temperature standard was set as 100 degrees on average, but it actually turned out to be a bit lower than that.

Celsius, however, is based off the boiling and freezing points of water.
#4 - >mfw 01/12/2014 on :) +1
#210 - TV schedules in Central TIme are all an hour earlier than Paci… 01/08/2014 on Another tumblr post?!? 0
#12 - The Deatheater walked into the Australian Customs office. …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2014 on Think about it .. 0
#13 - soube (01/08/2014) [-]
Rather than just, y'know magically appearing like they're wont to do. >_>
#20 - The most descriptive (and humorous) name I have heard for it i… 01/08/2014 on Short Southern Summers 0
#41 - Hey, the gif shows that size can be misleading.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2014 on Lee +2
User avatar #42 - formidableguy (01/08/2014) [-]
This was not a stereotypical Asian = small penis joke.
Just reminded me of a ERB that's all
#81 - Rock, on dude? Rock on, dude. pic totally unrelated. 01/06/2014 on Allergies 0
#16 - Generally speaking, there isn't a huge amount of variation wit… 01/06/2014 on Mres and hunting 0
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