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#6 - wife: I'm not fixing it again. husband instantly deflates 05/08/2014 on So I heard you were talking... +1
#4 - I remember that episode.... Every time they shot a ri… 05/07/2014 on underwater shoot +1
#10 - If you sink the cue ball while shooting at the eight ball, you… 04/24/2014 on well……. shit 0
#2 - If I remember correctly, this was a pretty fucked up episode. …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2014 on No ban plz +3
#4 - nekaz (04/23/2014) [-]
i definitely did not just see this on my way here
#366 - It's more like an Italian beef sandwich with provolone or swis…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on 404 title not found +1
User avatar #373 - albertjester (04/15/2014) [-]
ah, sounds reasonable enough. i myself am a fair fan of cheese. not so much a fan of beef though. but a sausage roll with a little HP sauce and grated cheese? unbeatable. (IMHO)
#7 - Picture 04/09/2014 on beer me +13
#18 - Our digestive system is basically the same as well. In a pinch…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/09/2014 on Hannibal and Ramsay 0
User avatar #53 - bosskiss (04/09/2014) [-]
Most of the animal organs used as transplant for humans are from pigs.
User avatar #111 - thebaseballexpert (04/09/2014) [-]
then why do you hear about people getting baboon hearts? or is tat just a movie thing?
User avatar #81 - stipulateprism (04/09/2014) [-]
Also why weapon testing used to be performed on pigs. Because their entire body is the most similar to our own.
#4 - Praise helix! 04/01/2014 on Just keep looking. +72
#80 - Taser test. The one in the middle gets a taser to the back, t…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2014 on Oops! 0
User avatar #81 - grasman (03/24/2014) [-]
Ok ...
Why are they doing that exactly? It doesn't make sense to me.
But then again it's the military ... it doesn't make sense to join the military for me too.
So, well ok I answered my own question.
They are simply out of their minds.
User avatar #82 - mephistesulfurion (03/24/2014) [-]
To see how potent the taser is.
That's why they're doing.
#17 - Hard-ish. You have to learn a new alphabet (which has 32 …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on A young Vladimir Putin 0
User avatar #18 - tubaplayah (03/17/2014) [-]
Thanks man that actually really helps I think I will tackle a different language then and go to that one later.
#47 - Ooh, Chicago crime statistics about black people. Does the…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2014 on You guys missed me? 0
#51 - schnizel (03/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #48 - schnizel (03/12/2014) [-]
>Jon Graham Burge (born December 20, 1947) is a convicted felon and former Chicago Police Department detective and commander who gained notoriety for torturing more than 200 criminal suspects between 1972 and 1991 in order to force confessions. A decorated United States Army veteran, Burge served tours in South Korea and Vietnam and continued as an enlisted United States Army Reserve soldier where he served in the military police. He then returned to the South Side of Chicago and began his career as a police officer. Allegations were made about the methods of Burge and those under his command. Eventually, hundreds of similar reports resulted in a decision by Illinois Governor George Ryan to declare a moratorium on death penalty executions in Illinois in 2000 and to clear the state's death row in 2003.

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#29 - This is why we have psychotically detailed fine print. 03/09/2014 on Can't argue with that +1
#3 - 10:39-Clock spider time. 03/06/2014 on Australia +2
#3 - I wouldn't worry. After all, I'm a leaf on the wind.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2014 on Imagine getting stung by... 0
#12 - anonymous (02/24/2014) [-]
i get it!
#13 - anonymous (02/24/2014) [-]
Me too!
#20 - 15 people go to Luxembourg to get more beer per minimum wage-h… 02/10/2014 on Thought this was pretty cool 0
#6 - Who needs wrists, anyway?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/08/2014 on my pistols for Zday +13
User avatar #28 - benderisgreat (02/08/2014) [-]
I've shot a .500 mag, the recoil is massive but not too bad because it weighs so fucking much.
User avatar #94 - stoya (02/08/2014) [-]
He meant the freaking grenade launcher on it
User avatar #13 - kirkbot (02/08/2014) [-]
Swiss Army - Funny Grenade launcher accident
now imagine this with a handgun instead
I predict broken noses and black eyes
#4 - Comment deleted 02/05/2014 on Sadly true 0
#18 - And if someone asks for sauce, and it is found, we call this f… 02/05/2014 on Dear funnyjunk. +11
#100 - Tumblr comment. Tumblr comment. Tumblr comment. 02/03/2014 on Didney princess 0
#6 - You know, it's possible to wear a ring out of sentiment. I mea…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/01/2014 on Just give him an oscar 0
User avatar #7 - thenewgizmobox (02/01/2014) [-]
that's just what i was told, you can go watch the movie and look at his ring finger to prove me wrong if you want.
#16 - vgcollosus (02/02/2014) [-]
There ya go m8, it's at about 3 minutes. You were right in what the ring means, he just isn't wearing the ring when he spins the whirlgig.
#24 - bigmaeck (02/02/2014) [-]
Dat gif, is perfect
User avatar #15 - lyiat (02/02/2014) [-]
I can go back and watch it, or I can acknowledge that Christopher Nolan said you're wrong and that he knows more than you.
#23 - I will be beaten to death with a crowbar. 01/30/2014 on QWOP 0
#7 - On a related note, this is basically what the regeneration loo… 01/28/2014 on How many regens to piss off... +1
#191 - megashare dot ca still has it. to avoid spam filters: mega… 01/26/2014 on A Whole Two Days 0
#213 - No matter how cool that is, you must never forget your towel. 01/26/2014 on Want? 0
#18 - I know, right!? I do that enough for at least three people! 01/26/2014 on why cant men love cats also? 0
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