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#58 - Context does not make it better. AT ALL.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2014 on Oberyn pls 0
User avatar #59 - hourlyb (10/16/2014) [-]
Now that I have the context, I agree.
#11 - We're not that complicated. 90% of the time, sex and honesty… 10/16/2014 on Losing faith in Humanity... +2
#8 - It didn't. And it won't, because it can't EVER work out. …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2014 on My favorite love story 0
#21 - lolgonewrong (10/16/2014) [-]
What a terrible way to live.
#147 - To be fair, Colin Baker is basically a one-man pride parade. 10/10/2014 on Someone Should Let Em Know 0
#6 - Picture 09/29/2014 on Top Gear according to k +25
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2014 on The Pre-quels aren't real +8
User avatar #42 - trollchildxy (09/27/2014) [-]
I like jarjar... He's clumsy and funny.
#8 - Breakfast, lunch, dinner, supper, and elevensies. There are fi…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/26/2014 on As promised, I now present,... +36
User avatar #149 - joeyliquid (09/27/2014) [-]
**joeyliquid rolls 739** i second this. but my roll doesn't.
#83 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #23 - biscitboy (09/26/2014) [-]
#14 - I do love a good flying buttress. 09/26/2014 on Dark Souls Architecture 0
#2 - Say what you want about the man, he is honest. He only shouts …  [+] (11 new replies) 09/25/2014 on He da real mvp +864
#53 - popyertttt (09/25/2014) [-]
Damn straight. His methods of getting across to slacks is vastly reflective of the culinary profession generally. Focus and concentration is needed to make money in the job, and if you fuck up, you gon be called a "useless donkey".
#41 - gwlk has deleted their comment.
#5 - budokai (09/25/2014) [-]
or incompetent, as the case may be
User avatar #3 - faithrider (09/25/2014) [-]
#252 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/26/2014) [-]
You're a fucking idiot and didn't get the joke
User avatar #151 - jbywalec (09/25/2014) [-]
Hey, for all we know maybe he meant competent. Maybe Ramsey shouts at them because they are competent and he knows they can be good chefs but, like most people under pressure etc., keep fucking up the simplest tasks.
User avatar #162 - jbywalec (09/25/2014) [-]
I realise how contradictory my comment sounds, but what I am trying to say is pretty much.

They are competent adults.
They are good chefs.
Ramsey knows this.
But when nervous they make mistakes that someone of their skill should not.
Hence why Ramsey shouts.
More Ramsey shouts.
More nerves.
More mistakes.

Does that make sense or am I just talking an absolute load of shit and shout shut my mouth?
User avatar #221 - faithrider (09/26/2014) [-]
no that makes sense actually
User avatar #271 - jbywalec (09/26/2014) [-]
Thanks man!

thumb 4 uu xoxo
User avatar #152 - faithrider (09/25/2014) [-]
#8 - yujisakaii (09/25/2014) [-]
*and pretend you know what you are doing while screwing up evrything
#5 - Wow, that's just... vagiant. 09/25/2014 on Art +1
#20 - HOW IS THIS A PROBLEM? 09/23/2014 on Nice day for a red wedding 0
#184 - If you pretend the series ends after they made a gigantic movi…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2014 on color red 0
User avatar #236 - rlyshadow (09/19/2014) [-]
You kidding? I love X-files. All the way up too seasons 7 and I haven't seen 1 episode i don't like.
#12 - House of Cards (the US version). Watch the first few minutes, … 09/19/2014 on Made me lol +6
#94 - Picture 09/19/2014 on color red +2
#15 - Breitbart: /pol/ with a .com domain name.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2014 on Because the two are so... 0
User avatar #16 - huntergriff (09/18/2014) [-]
Milo's actually been following this quite well.
#18 - I read that a couple days ago. The ungrateful little **… 09/17/2014 on Why do we fall? +1
#7 - You have to extinguish them by smothering it with a coaster, t…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2014 on I exhaled at an increased rate 0
#8 - ronjeremysweiner (09/16/2014) [-]
damn thats intense
#3 - One of many reasons why flaming shots are illegal to serve in the U.S.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/14/2014 on I exhaled at an increased rate 0
#6 - ronjeremysweiner (09/15/2014) [-]
hate to ask, but how are you supposed to take them?
#7 - zekaizer (09/15/2014) [-]
You have to extinguish them by smothering it with a coaster, then wait a bit. The shot glass is hot enough to burn flesh. If you try to blow it out, you will spew a chemical fire a few feet in front of you.
#8 - ronjeremysweiner (09/16/2014) [-]
damn thats intense
#4 - What is this, the end of Macbeth? oh wait, thos… 09/08/2014 on The grassy knoll +2
#4 - Should've ended it at "fedora." 09/05/2014 on Offensive joke 0
#9 - He was a constitutional lawyer, and a professor of constitutio…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/05/2014 on We the People +140
User avatar #84 - undeadwill (09/06/2014) [-]
So he understands it and purposely tries to violate it?
#46 - kulamia (09/06/2014) [-]
Funny he was the ONLY ONE in all of that universities history who did not have to write a Constitutional Law Review. Not discussing the Second Amendment, the inherent invasions of privacy, the Cartel scandals, or the Unconstitutionality of Obamacare forcing people to buy private insurance-or buy federal- or pay a tax...

Neglecting all that let's focus on the major one- he signed the National Defense Authorization Act. Remember when Bush took heat because the Patriot Act(which almost nobody read) was signed into law by him and allowed illegal phone taps, and expanded the powers of Marshal Law so that some of them could be activated without declaring Marshal Law? Well this law is FAR worse. The Federal government now has the ability to place a city on lockdown as if it were under Marshal Law without declaring so. They can do so across the nation, illegally confiscating weapons, arresting without charges, tracking people's movements, instating a curfew and military laws on civilians. Also, the Active military(which is not supposed to be allowed to deploy in the US unless ordered by the President for Marshal Law, or in training exercises) can be deployed at any time.
Not much of one who is literate in the SINGLE GOVERNMENT CONSTRAINING DOCUMENT for one who pisses all over it whenever he can in order to expand the government.
User avatar #75 - snowshark (09/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, but in fairness at least he's not a Republican and buried so far up the Kokh bros. butts that he can brush their teeth for them. Thankfully it seems Wolf-Pac are putting some effort into the system to fix the 'shinier of two turds' thing we've got going on at the moment.
User avatar #125 - undeadwill (09/11/2014) [-]
Koch Brothers are libertarians. You know the kind that don't drone bomb your house but god forbid they want limited government.
Also wolf pac won't do shit, TYT only cares about increasing government power while "protecting" free speech for them and other friendly outlets.
#91 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/06/2014) [-]
obama just sent a drone to blow up my house. oh thank fuck he isn't a republican though, that would be the worst.
User avatar #44 - listerthepessimist (09/06/2014) [-]
I wouldn't know man, I've never read it
#34 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/06/2014) [-]
And yet people are okay with 1001 Bush/Romney jokes. I'm not saying liberals are little butthurt crybabies, but I'm implying it heavily.
User avatar #20 - roliga (09/06/2014) [-]
It was literally his job to know the constitution... and he still doesn't know it.
User avatar #19 - cheezbrgr (09/06/2014) [-]
he knows the constitution. he just doesn't care.
#36 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/06/2014) [-]
Do you know the constitution enough to know doesnt care? Or do you not know enough to have no idea?
#12 - theruse (09/06/2014) [-]
>White Knighting politicians.
#17 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/06/2014) [-]
technically he didn't say anything positive
just corrected a false fact
#91 - In the movie Starship Troopers, Buenos Aires is leveled by an … 08/15/2014 on Reminds me of the hunt +10
#36 - Solar panels on the lid of the truck bed. BOOM. 07/31/2014 on Elon Musk is a pretty cool... +2
#10 - You should be watching. 07/31/2014 on 4kids best subs +3
#23 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on Harley vs. Lobo 0
#24 - poopticklersr Comment deleted by zekaizer
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