Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu


Rank #8977 on Comments
no avatar Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius
Send mail to zekaizer Block zekaizer Invite zekaizer to be your friend
Last status update:
Personal Info
Date Signed Up:1/07/2013
Last Login:9/19/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#8977
Highest Comment Rank:#2624
Comment Thumbs: 2016 total,  2167 ,  151
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 71% (71/100)
Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 219 Comments: Comedic Genius
Total Comments Made:411
FJ Points:1872

latest user's comments

#184 - If you pretend the series ends after they made a gigantic movi… 5 hours ago on color red 0
#12 - House of Cards (the US version). Watch the first few minutes, … 11 hours ago on Made me lol +6
#94 - Picture 12 hours ago on color red +2
#15 - Breitbart: /pol/ with a .com domain name.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2014 on Because the two are so... 0
User avatar #16 - huntergriff (09/18/2014) [-]
Milo's actually been following this quite well.
#18 - I read that a couple days ago. The ungrateful little **… 09/17/2014 on Why do we fall? +1
#7 - You have to extinguish them by smothering it with a coaster, t…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2014 on I exhaled at an increased rate 0
#8 - ronjeremysweiner (09/16/2014) [-]
damn thats intense
#3 - One of many reasons why flaming shots are illegal to serve in the U.S.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/14/2014 on I exhaled at an increased rate 0
#6 - ronjeremysweiner (09/15/2014) [-]
hate to ask, but how are you supposed to take them?
#7 - zekaizer (09/15/2014) [-]
You have to extinguish them by smothering it with a coaster, then wait a bit. The shot glass is hot enough to burn flesh. If you try to blow it out, you will spew a chemical fire a few feet in front of you.
#8 - ronjeremysweiner (09/16/2014) [-]
damn thats intense
#4 - What is this, the end of Macbeth? oh wait, thos… 09/08/2014 on The grassy knoll +2
#4 - Should've ended it at "fedora." 09/05/2014 on Offensive joke 0
#9 - He was a constitutional lawyer, and a professor of constitutio…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/05/2014 on We the People +140
User avatar #84 - undeadwill (09/06/2014) [-]
So he understands it and purposely tries to violate it?
#46 - kulamia (09/06/2014) [-]
Funny he was the ONLY ONE in all of that universities history who did not have to write a Constitutional Law Review. Not discussing the Second Amendment, the inherent invasions of privacy, the Cartel scandals, or the Unconstitutionality of Obamacare forcing people to buy private insurance-or buy federal- or pay a tax...

Neglecting all that let's focus on the major one- he signed the National Defense Authorization Act. Remember when Bush took heat because the Patriot Act(which almost nobody read) was signed into law by him and allowed illegal phone taps, and expanded the powers of Marshal Law so that some of them could be activated without declaring Marshal Law? Well this law is FAR worse. The Federal government now has the ability to place a city on lockdown as if it were under Marshal Law without declaring so. They can do so across the nation, illegally confiscating weapons, arresting without charges, tracking people's movements, instating a curfew and military laws on civilians. Also, the Active military(which is not supposed to be allowed to deploy in the US unless ordered by the President for Marshal Law, or in training exercises) can be deployed at any time.
Not much of one who is literate in the SINGLE GOVERNMENT CONSTRAINING DOCUMENT for one who pisses all over it whenever he can in order to expand the government.
User avatar #75 - snowshark (09/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, but in fairness at least he's not a Republican and buried so far up the Kokh bros. butts that he can brush their teeth for them. Thankfully it seems Wolf-Pac are putting some effort into the system to fix the 'shinier of two turds' thing we've got going on at the moment.
User avatar #125 - undeadwill (09/11/2014) [-]
Koch Brothers are libertarians. You know the kind that don't drone bomb your house but god forbid they want limited government.
Also wolf pac won't do shit, TYT only cares about increasing government power while "protecting" free speech for them and other friendly outlets.
#91 - anonymous (09/06/2014) [-]
obama just sent a drone to blow up my house. oh thank fuck he isn't a republican though, that would be the worst.
User avatar #44 - listerthepessimist (09/06/2014) [-]
I wouldn't know man, I've never read it
#34 - anonymous (09/06/2014) [-]
And yet people are okay with 1001 Bush/Romney jokes. I'm not saying liberals are little butthurt crybabies, but I'm implying it heavily.
User avatar #20 - roliga (09/06/2014) [-]
It was literally his job to know the constitution... and he still doesn't know it.
User avatar #19 - cheezbrgr (09/06/2014) [-]
he knows the constitution. he just doesn't care.
#36 - anonymous (09/06/2014) [-]
Do you know the constitution enough to know doesnt care? Or do you not know enough to have no idea?
#12 - theruse (09/06/2014) [-]
>White Knighting politicians.
#17 - anonymous (09/06/2014) [-]
technically he didn't say anything positive
just corrected a false fact

user's friends

Sort by:


Total unique items point value: 550 / Total items point value: 650



Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
No comments!
 Friends (0)