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Date Signed Up:7/02/2011
Last Login:3/21/2013
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#13 - **zejeffmeister rolls 81** 1 in 37, the odds don't seem so good 06/05/2012 on Chatroulette -1
#9 - The coldest naturally found thing is what OP forgot to mention…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2012 on Why the water bear is awesome. +4
#14 - lstimpact (06/05/2012) [-]
Gotcha, cheers for that
#2 - "psychological facts" my ass. Who conducted this res…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/05/2012 on no sleep +139
#39 - N. Korean citizen (06/05/2012) [-]
User avatar #13 - thefoxyfox (06/05/2012) [-]
they're the same people that said if you wake up randomly at 2am or 3am, there's a large chance (i think they said 95% or something) that someone is staring at you. just messing with gullible kids is all they're doing
#13 - funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2443456/Great/  [+] (2 new replies) 06/05/2012 on 1985 +6
#41 - Sunset (06/05/2012) [-]
Respect, mate. At least you weren't a bitch about it and had some class.
#17 - waffies (06/05/2012) [-]
That was probably the single best way of saying "repost" i've ever seen
#12 - AH YES, this made frontpage on 8/4/11  [+] (3 new replies) 06/05/2012 on 1985 +5
#41 - Sunset (06/05/2012) [-]
Respect, mate. At least you weren't a bitch about it and had some class.
#17 - waffies (06/05/2012) [-]
That was probably the single best way of saying "repost" i've ever seen
#11 - Okay now lets see...  [+] (4 new replies) 06/05/2012 on 1985 +5
#12 - zejeffmeister (06/05/2012) [-]
AH YES, this made frontpage on 8/4/11
#41 - Sunset (06/05/2012) [-]
Respect, mate. At least you weren't a bitch about it and had some class.
#17 - waffies (06/05/2012) [-]
That was probably the single best way of saying "repost" i've ever seen
#13 - This was addressed in the infamous Snopes monkey trial. They s… 06/04/2012 on Valid point +1
#7 - He also never said "This is old as fuck"  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2012 on ITouch Kids 0
User avatar #10 - ihateponieshbu (06/05/2012) [-]
OP is not obligated to do so.

#6 - He also never said "This is old as fuck" 06/01/2012 on ITouch Kids 0
#7 - Child decides to have protected sex to protect against stds an… 06/01/2012 on You're grounded and you... +1
#8 - Who was camera? 06/01/2012 on I love our Galaxy +2
#2 - On the original DS you can 06/01/2012 on Feels 0
#16 - Worlds better off. Anyone dumb enough to walk on top of trains… 06/01/2012 on kfc +2
#3 - Old joke in a new format doesn't make it oc  [+] (5 new replies) 06/01/2012 on ITouch Kids +3
#6 - zejeffmeister has deleted their comment.
User avatar #5 - ihateponieshbu (06/01/2012) [-]
OP never said it was OC.
User avatar #7 - zejeffmeister (06/01/2012) [-]
He also never said "This is old as fuck"
User avatar #10 - ihateponieshbu (06/05/2012) [-]
OP is not obligated to do so.

User avatar #4 - alienstryke (06/01/2012) [-]
I agree
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2012 on It's the law +7
#15 - meowface (06/01/2012) [-]
lolz. thank you for that
#7 - My girlfriend and I have been together for 15 years  [+] (4 new replies) 06/01/2012 on Science +55
#16 - charliegrc (06/01/2012) [-]
Pamela Handerson and I have been going out for 16 years now.
#10 - usernameluisdjlols (06/01/2012) [-]
just letting you know, Jill's a whore
#9 - ratata (06/01/2012) [-]
#8 - kabammo (06/01/2012) [-]
Jill, the truest girl all men deserve
#14 - Didn't he eat that guys face? 05/31/2012 on Girlfriend... +13
#54 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeixtYS-P3s 05/31/2012 on Morgan fucking freeman. +1
#35 - AW YEAH RED THUMB THREAD! 05/30/2012 on vegans. -4
#35 - Okay, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Lets assume this…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/29/2012 on Arrested motherfucker -17
#51 - ZoeZamboni (05/29/2012) [-]
Oh, you must know EVERYTHING about the psychological effects on a person in an abusive relationship.
User avatar #49 - Gnome (05/29/2012) [-]
also just pointing out you ever tried reaching the phone when someone is pounding your face in, kinda difficult

if you wanna try I got a friend who needs some practice for his upcoming boxing match oh and i will put a phone on his back
#41 - pinta (05/29/2012) [-]
Yeah, 'cause it's that easy and a 14 yo moron browsing funnyjunk between two faps knows everything about domestic violence or psychology stuff. That's probably the most stupid thing I've ever read this month and I sometimes go through youtube comments. Just get out of FJ, maybe try using that tiny bubble you call your brain and if it still isn't working why not be an hero as you're not able to help yourself to stop being dumb.
#40 - IAMDIZZYONFANTA (05/29/2012) [-]
Above: a little bitch bitching about someone being a "bitch," when he obviously doesn't understand the psychology behind abusive relationships. Die in a fire.
#5 - I agreed with your statement so I brought your comment back to… 05/29/2012 on Normally I hate these... +1
#27 - What if I told you This never happened and OP is a faggot  [+] (7 new replies) 05/29/2012 on Arrested motherfucker -18
#46 - ihasusername (05/29/2012) [-]
What if I told you

Red thumbs.
#32 - N. Korean citizen (05/29/2012) [-]
what if i told you that some stories online might, just might, be occasionally true. There are SOME good people in this world.
User avatar #35 - zejeffmeister (05/29/2012) [-]
Okay, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Lets assume this happened, and and OP didn't intervene. THE DUMB BITCH SHOULD'VE CALLED THE COPS HERSELF! Its 3 fucking numbers. I never understood the stupid ass battered wife syndrome, its just a shitty excuse for not being able to help yourself.
#51 - ZoeZamboni (05/29/2012) [-]
Oh, you must know EVERYTHING about the psychological effects on a person in an abusive relationship.
User avatar #49 - Gnome (05/29/2012) [-]
also just pointing out you ever tried reaching the phone when someone is pounding your face in, kinda difficult

if you wanna try I got a friend who needs some practice for his upcoming boxing match oh and i will put a phone on his back
#41 - pinta (05/29/2012) [-]
Yeah, 'cause it's that easy and a 14 yo moron browsing funnyjunk between two faps knows everything about domestic violence or psychology stuff. That's probably the most stupid thing I've ever read this month and I sometimes go through youtube comments. Just get out of FJ, maybe try using that tiny bubble you call your brain and if it still isn't working why not be an hero as you're not able to help yourself to stop being dumb.
#40 - IAMDIZZYONFANTA (05/29/2012) [-]
Above: a little bitch bitching about someone being a "bitch," when he obviously doesn't understand the psychology behind abusive relationships. Die in a fire.
#100 - I posted the article, but good luck to you on your thumbs www… 05/29/2012 on zombie apocalypse time 0
#103 - faq u  [+] (5 new replies) 05/29/2012 on Russia in 15 seconds +7
#104 - zealexmeister (05/29/2012) [-]
NOW ALL OF FJ KNOWS MUAHAHAHA
#229 - captainrattrap (05/29/2012) [-]
I like this thread, and I like this girl. Allow me to combine them.
#259 - KillinTime (05/29/2012) [-]
#230 - zealexmeister (05/29/2012) [-]
User avatar #290 - torexofthenight (05/29/2012) [-]
Potassium to you too bitch!
#99 - And apparently I cant post photos. Terrific. 05/29/2012 on Russia in 15 seconds 0
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#26 - zealexmeister (08/15/2012) [-]
GHEY
User avatar #24 - usernameluisdjlols (08/14/2012) [-]
**usernameluisdjlols rolled user lightarcanine **
User avatar #23 - usernameluisdjlols (08/14/2012) [-]
ghey
#16 - whomadewho (04/26/2012) [-]
sorry i got home later then i thought last night, i finished it.
inside
#17 to #16 - whomadewho (04/26/2012) [-]
outside.
is this how you wanted it?
User avatar #18 to #17 - zejeffmeister (04/27/2012) [-]
Looks great, should I send the rest of the money now?
User avatar #22 to #18 - zealexmeister (08/14/2012) [-]
I remember that wallet. lol
User avatar #19 to #18 - whomadewho (04/27/2012) [-]
yes, which i believe is $8, right?
then pm me your name and address, and i can send it out tomorrow
User avatar #15 - usernameluisdjlols (03/03/2012) [-]
**usernameluisdjlols rolls 7,950**
User avatar #7 - zejeffmeister (09/23/2011) [-]
n­igger
User avatar #8 to #7 - ChippiAble (12/21/2011) [-]
nigger
User avatar #9 to #8 - zejeffmeister (12/21/2011) [-]
Why are you commenting on this?
#10 to #9 - ChippiAble (12/21/2011) [-]
i felt lonley
User avatar #11 to #10 - zejeffmeister (12/21/2011) [-]
Did you roll my username or what? Cause this is kinda creepy.
#12 to #11 - ChippiAble (12/21/2011) [-]
no, you reply'd one of my comment a while ago ;)
User avatar #6 - zejeffmeister (09/23/2011) [-]
tv stealer
User avatar #5 - zejeffmeister (09/18/2011) [-]
Carlton Banks
User avatar #4 - zejeffmeister (09/17/2011) [-]
*zejeffmeister rolls 999,999,999*
User avatar #3 - zejeffmeister (09/17/2011) [-]
*zejeffmeister rolls 999,999,999
User avatar #2 - zejeffmeister (09/17/2011) [-]
**zealexmeister fisting**
User avatar #1 - zejeffmeister (09/17/2011) [-]
**zejeffmeister run**
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