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zeemen

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:4/05/2011
Last Login:3/05/2013
Location:Utah
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 20696 total,  22742 ,  2046
Comment Thumbs: 1327 total,  1520 ,  193
Content Level Progress: 69.39% (694/1000)
Level 220 Content: Mind Blower → Level 221 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 27% (27/100)
Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:60
Content Views:14837
Times Content Favorited:1290 times
Total Comments Made:356
FJ Points:22131
Favorite Tags: the (5) | out (3) | racist dog (3) | a (2) | bathroom (2) | check (2) | childhood (2) | guy (2) | my (2) | normal (2) | of (2) | perfectly (2) | this (2)
In 2 weeks I went from rank 5224 to 71... I feel pretty accomplished. Now to get back to real life.

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    Kinda a pedophile if you think about it Kinda a pedophile if you think...
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    My work apparently doesnt know FJ My work apparently doesnt know FJ
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    My Old Lady My Old Lady
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    I didnt have many friends I didnt have many friends
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    Mommas Boy Mommas Boy
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latest user's comments

#715 - The article @dmin cited said itself that the internet wasn't o… 11/16/2011 on I feel so old now 0
#582 - Bahahahaha @dmin's failed attempt at trolling!!  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2011 on I feel so old now -1
#594 - fefe (11/16/2011) [-]
Then apparently you're a bad troll.
Or, you're simply stupid.
User avatar #715 - zeemen (11/16/2011) [-]
The article @dmin cited said itself that the internet wasn't open to the public until 1992. I don't believe we are using the precursors to the internet, but in fact that internet.. You might want to get off your knees and stop sucking @dmin's cock. He's not God, he is a shy nerd who had no friends so he made a website where other people can be funny because he is not
#23 - New trend?? Nope, still looks like a cheap whore 06/29/2011 on i sense a new trend in... 0
#232 - This just in: For unexplained reasons, rubber gloves and s… 06/22/2011 on Ultimate survival tool for... +24
#237 - I happened bitch!! 06/22/2011 on WTF Happened +6
#391 - It's okay if they're underage boobs 06/22/2011 on 41 stolen pix +1
#729 - Hahaha oh nooo... one less anon... **** off Don'… 06/22/2011 on too soon? +6
#183 - I believe that you haven't read anything... 06/21/2011 on R.I.P +5
#586 - I know neither his family nor his friends. I did know, …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2011 on Ryan Dunn you'll be missed -1
#1029 - ashescumsicle (06/21/2011) [-]
My father was run over by a drunk driver while directing traffic when he was a volunteer firefighter in 1992. I grew up against drunk driving. Regardless, this man died only a couple of days ago you should show a little fucking respect you arrogant douchebag. Everyone makes fucking mistakes. EVERYONE.
At least he didn't fucking murder or rape anyone. God you're a fucking prick.
#574 - Well excuse me for not jumping on the Ryan Dunn pity band wago…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2011 on Ryan Dunn you'll be missed -2
User avatar #582 - GIGAPUMPKIN (06/21/2011) [-]
most people that have posted on here arent jumping on any band wagon. if jackass movies made you laugh then you were a fan of the jackass crew they were a family, its sad when a human being who has brought so much joy to millions of people and was taken at 34 years of age and did lots for people
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#28 - naef (06/08/2011) [-]
I have added you recently and havent talked to you, but i just want to say good work, keep it up.  
And please could you check out some of my content.  
<------- Totaly unrelated.
I have added you recently and havent talked to you, but i just want to say good work, keep it up.
And please could you check out some of my content.
<------- Totaly unrelated.
User avatar #29 to #28 - zeemen (06/08/2011) [-]
Hey man, for sure I'll go over and spare a thumb and some comments.
Check out my latest OC too and tell me what ya think
User avatar #25 - Killermijit (06/08/2011) [-]
come outta nowhere, only on for 2 months, 117 in content
User avatar #26 to #25 - zeemen (06/08/2011) [-]
Hahahaha thanks. I like to think I've always been pretty funny and lately FJ has agreed with me. I don't repost and I've only made two comics that the joke wasn't mine.
I'm happy that my OC has been doing so well.
#22 - hardyweinberg (06/07/2011) [-]
wow 2 months in funnyjunk and you are already in the tops
wow 2 months in funnyjunk and you are already in the tops
User avatar #23 to #22 - zeemen (06/07/2011) [-]
Haha thanks man.. I've had a few good posts lately.

What I'm really interested about is your work in the genetics lab. I'm currently on track for my bachelors in biotech but ultimately I'm looking to get my PhD in molecular biology.

Did you do more genealogy or lab work with the DNA? Genetics is a field I want to get into. But more of the recombinant DNA and transgenic organisms than family tress haha.
#24 to #23 - hardyweinberg (06/07/2011) [-]
the research was on type 2 diabetis mellitus  
the project we were working on was the analysis of 4 genes that affect the dopamine receptors (dopamine helps you feel satisfied) of the mexican-american population to see how their ratios compared to the ones with people with diabetis. other than that the work is basically doing great amounts of pipetting(hated it), electrophoresis, DNA fingerprinting(loved it) and PCR(machine does it automatically:) ).
the research was on type 2 diabetis mellitus
the project we were working on was the analysis of 4 genes that affect the dopamine receptors (dopamine helps you feel satisfied) of the mexican-american population to see how their ratios compared to the ones with people with diabetis. other than that the work is basically doing great amounts of pipetting(hated it), electrophoresis, DNA fingerprinting(loved it) and PCR(machine does it automatically:) ).
#27 to #24 - zeemen (06/08/2011) [-]
Hahaha wanna know how I'm a nerd? First of all I understood and have done all that. And second I wish I could do that all day long.   
I will admit though, DNA fingerprinting is the most fun. I'm fascinated by the PCR machine. It's incredible to think how fast all that stuff is happening and we can hardly see it.   
What kind of career are you pursuing?
Hahaha wanna know how I'm a nerd? First of all I understood and have done all that. And second I wish I could do that all day long.
I will admit though, DNA fingerprinting is the most fun. I'm fascinated by the PCR machine. It's incredible to think how fast all that stuff is happening and we can hardly see it.
What kind of career are you pursuing?
#30 to #27 - hardyweinberg (06/08/2011) [-]
Dental :D
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User avatar #20 to #19 - zeemen (06/06/2011) [-]
Hory sheet hahaha I've lived in Utah my whole life and have never heard this... Very nice haha
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User avatar #18 to #17 - zeemen (06/05/2011) [-]
Hahaha thanks, that's a bad ass kid!

It gets funnier every time you watch it
User avatar #16 - taterbater (06/05/2011) [-]
**taterbater rolls 30** dubs you choose pink as your text!
User avatar #6 - tareuhsweeknee (06/01/2011) [-]
Loved your post :D Me and my boyfriend are always on here and I always with one day I'd come on here and hed have a post about me lmao. Congrats on the baby!!!
User avatar #12 to #6 - zeemen (06/01/2011) [-]
Thanks :) I'm glad you understand who the post was for and what it was about. I'm not a thumb whore trying to get front page. It was for my girlfriend only to show how much I love her :)
#5 - vodkavodka (06/01/2011) [-]
Liked ur post. Dont listen to the 12 year olds bro
Liked ur post. Dont listen to the 12 year olds bro
User avatar #11 to #5 - zeemen (06/01/2011) [-]
Hahaha and I like your gif! I hope you don't mind if I use it at a future occasion haha
User avatar #14 to #11 - vodkavodka (06/01/2011) [-]
sure lol
#4 - srskate (06/01/2011) [-]
OMG THE MELTING POT IS SOOOOOOOO DELICIOUS!
OMG THE MELTING POT IS SOOOOOOOO DELICIOUS!
User avatar #10 to #4 - zeemen (06/01/2011) [-]
It was actually Cheesecake Factory. Which is also delicious haha
User avatar #3 - bwheezy (06/01/2011) [-]
I know I don't know you, but congrats on finding out you're gonna be a dad. Anyone that keeps complaining about your post is just jealous because they haven't even had sex yet. :D
User avatar #9 to #3 - zeemen (06/01/2011) [-]
Hahaha I know right? I didn't know there were so many underage kids on here
User avatar #13 to #9 - bwheezy (06/01/2011) [-]
The sad part (for them) is that there really aren't. Just very lonely people, haha.
User avatar #2 - fhockeygirl (06/01/2011) [-]
congrats on you having a kid ^_^
User avatar #8 to #2 - zeemen (06/01/2011) [-]
Thank you :) you guys are great
User avatar #1 - RACECAR (06/01/2011) [-]
Sorry bro, I'll try to put this as lightly as I can, but nobody gives a **** about your girlfriend on this site. Post something funny next time, alright mate?
User avatar #7 to #1 - zeemen (06/01/2011) [-]
I know man, trust me... I did that post solely for my girl. If you noticed I never asked for thumbs and I definitely didn't want the front page. Honest truth. I wasn't the one who thumbed it up 2000 times haha. Seriously, do you think I wanted all of funny junk to know I had a huge forehead?? If you want to look at my other stuff, I like to think it's funny. I'm not going to do anything like this again. I'm no thumb whore.
User avatar #15 to #7 - RACECAR (06/03/2011) [-]
Haha. Well, you do have a big forehead which did make it funny. Anyway, I'll make sure to check out some of your other content. And congrats, bruh.
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